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:''See also: [[Fake News]]''
[[File:Clickbait.png|thumb|300px|Clickbait is bad and [[you]] should never resort to it]]
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'''Clickbait''' is a term used for videos that use misleading titles and [[porn|fake]] thumbnails to reel in a braindead audience so the user can make YouTube jewgolds without any effort. Clickbaits are also used for internet news articles and porn sites. Examples include "THIS WILL MAKE U BAWW" or "If u dunt click dis ur gay!!1".  
'''Clickbait''', also known as '''Likebait''' or '''Sharebait''', is a term used for articles and videos that use misleading titles and [[porn|fake]] thumbnails to reel in a braindead audience so the user can make YouTube jewgolds without any effort. Clickbaits are also used for internet news articles and porn sites. Most of these [[rickroll|clickbait videos]] are either [[TL;DW]] or some idiot catering to his own [[shit no one cares about|biased personal agenda]] and wants everybody browsing the [[interwebs]] to see.  


Most of these [[rickroll|clickbait videos]] are either [[TL;DW]] or some idiot catering to his own [[shit no one cares about|biased personal agenda]] and wants everybody browsing the [[interwebs]] to see. This applies for news articles as well, keep clicking through that shit though, you'll find a good one eventually!
Due to unfunny degenerates like [[Pewdiepie]], there are no longer any good reasons to make any sort of quality effort on YouTube, it doesn't matter how much effort you put into one video, it always gets surpassed by some [[Swedish]] man-child screaming at a [[Broke|Steam early-access game]]. Instead, YouTubers now use the old trick of clickbait. This clickbait has been around for [[at least 100]] years on the net and has resulted in hate for that specific admin, but it has never been used quite as much as of [[2014]] where games "journalists" use their talents on creating luring titles like [[Kotaku|'''"How Animal Crossing Triggered a Rape Flash-back"''']] or '''[[Gamespot|How I toke it in the ass from Kane and Lynch]]'''.
 
[[File:Clickbait Slideshow.jpg|thumb|Enjoy clicking through 81 pages to read a small article.]]
 
==Life cycle==
 
Consider a hypothetical website that is intended as a resource for thimble-collectors.
 
* 10) Thimble-collector website wants more clicks
* 20) Publishes clickbait to encourage existing users to visit more pages
* 30) Clickbait becomes more profitable than thimble-collecting pages
* 40) Website ceases to be about thimble-collecting
* 50) Faithful thimble-collectors stop visiting
* 60) Frustrated thimble-collecting fan starts dedicated website for fellow thimble-collectors
* 70) GOTO 10
 
It can be deduced from the above that the internet will never be entirely filled with clickbait websites, but it will get harder and harder to tell the difference. The only way to escape from the clickbait-death of the e-universe is for people to stop believing Jew and accept that there is not in fact an ever-increasing number of potential users for a website about fucking thimble-collecting.
 
==Splitting articles and slideshows==
If you think Buzzfeed is bad, there's things [http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2012/10/website_pagination_stories_should_load_into_a_single_page_every_time_.single.html so Clickbaity] that even Buzzfeed [https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20121002/08131420571/yes-breaking-web-articles-into-multiple-pages-is-pain.shtml considers] [http://www.briosolutions.com/About/Blog/ArtMID/932/ArticleID/25/Slideshow-Articles-Good-for-Business-Bad-for-Users.aspx unethical].
 
The worst Clickbaity tactic that sites do is splitting articles up into a dozen pages.  It's pretty common to open an article with a clickbait title like "12 things you'll find interesting" and then have to click next to go on the next page to read every single paragraph.  So that "12 things" article is turned into 20 pages and every 5 pages has an ad between.  And these sites make all the links to go between pages only work if you disable your ad blocker extension.  Each page is a tiny paragraph you want to read and the rest of your screen is covered with animated ads and random bullshit like clickbait to other pages.


==Clickbait Trolling==
==Clickbait Trolling==
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Clickbait can be easily used for trolling, let's say, the [[Retarded|dim-witted]] YT-users who look for sum pr0nz on JewTube. Just attach an almost-porn thumbnail to your shitty video (for the extra lulz rename it like "[[How do I shot web|How did I fuck my own sister]]" or "Fergie spreads her vagoo on webcam omg look") and enjoy misguided faggots' butthurt comments and shitloads of dislikes.
Clickbait can be easily used for trolling, let's say, the [[Retarded|dim-witted]] YT-users who look for sum pr0nz on JewTube. Just attach an almost-porn thumbnail to your shitty video (for the extra lulz rename it like "[[How do I shot web|How did I fuck my own sister]]" or "Fergie spreads her vagoo on webcam omg look") and enjoy misguided faggots' butthurt comments and shitloads of dislikes.


'''Note:''' you must have [[Jew|a partnership program]] to do this.
'''Note:''' you must have [[Jew|a partnership program]] to do this UNLESS you're using this technique to become a YouTube partner and then you grab the moneyz.


==YouTubers who use clickbait==
==YouTubers who use clickbait==
 
[[File:Acid turned into alligator clickbait.jpg|right|200px]]
[[File:Unicef cumfaces clickbait.jpg|right|200px]]
[[File:Harambe mcharambeface clickbait.jpg|right|200px]]
[[File:Chi onwurah clickbait.jpg|right|200px]]
[[File:Michael gove clickbait.jpg|right|200px]]
*[[Sony Defense Force|7thLevelReviews]]
*[[Angry Homo Kid]]
*[[AntiDisneyMovement]]
*[[BLACKbusterCritic]]
*[[BLACKbusterCritic]]
*[[BLACKB0ND]]
*[[BLACKB0ND]]
*[[CopperCab]]
*[[Epic Rap Battles of History]]
*[[Fail Army]]
*[[Game Theory]]
*[[HowToBasic]]
*[[HowToBasic]]
*[[Jacob Sartorius]]
*[[LeisureSuitGaming]]
*[[Lyle McDouchebag]]
*[[Machinima]]
*[[MonkeyGameGuides]]
*[[MeganSpeaks]]
*[[NateTalksToYou]]
*[[NateTalksToYou]]
*[[Old Spice Guy]]
*[[Onision]]
*[[Pewdiepie]] - The ultimate king of clickbait
*[[Pewdiepie]] - The ultimate king of clickbait
*[[RayWilliamJohnson]]
*[[RayWilliamJohnson]]
*[[fatass|ReviewTechUSA]]
*[[ReviewTechUSA]] - Literally 99% of his videos
*[[The Fine Bros]]
*[[TheAmazingAtheist]]
*[[TheAmazingAtheist]]
*[[Undertakerfreak1127]]
*[[Undertakerfreak1127]]
*[[Vsauce]]
*[[Vsauce]]
*[[YouTube Poop]]
*[[Your Mom]]


==Websites that use clickbait==
==Websites that use clickbait==


*[[Cracked]]
*[[Buzzfeed]]
*[[Facebook]] - [http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/28934479 Now at war against clickbaiters]
*[[Gamespot]]
*[[Gamespot]]
*[[Jesus With You Always]]
*[[Jesus is Hitler]]
*[[Kotaku]]
*[[Kotaku]]
*[[Know Your Meme]]
*[[Know Your Meme]]
*[[Lies | NewsBusters]]
*[[Machinima]]
*[[Dicks|Pornhub.com]]
*[[Porn Wiki Leaks]]
*[[IGN]]
*[[IGN]]
*[[Rotten Tomatoes]]
*[[Rule34.com]]
*[[Salon]]
*[[Sony Defense Force]]
*[[Teens Against Porn]]
*[[Porn|XnXX]]
*[[Hamster|Xhamster]]
*[[Yahoo]]
==Clickbait Responses==
Although clickbait is annoying, it can be quite lulzy when it results in butthurt from across the web. People are thankfully decent enough to call out on these "journalists" and shit all over their smug faces, on the other hand however, people often accuse websites of false clickbait if they give a bad review to some shitty game they like.<br><br>
{{cg|Lulzy reactions|Reactions|center|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Kotakusucks.png|Kotaku's Usual Damage Control
Image:Gamespotclickbait.png|Pathetic News Site
Image:Gamespotlies.png|Plz Read Me
Image:Shamefulclickbait.png|Shameful as Normal IGN
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Gamespot4review.png|Now THIS is Butthurt
Image:Clickbaitign.png|[[Truth|Lohan is More Credible Than IGN]]
Image:Stupidclickbait.png|IGNorant
Image:Totalbiscuitkotakuclickbait.png|TotalBiscuit Gets in The Action
</gallery>}}
==See Also==
[[File:Is europe a computer simulation clickbait.jpg|right|200px]]
*[[Annoying]]
*[[Buzzfeed]]
*[[Cracked]]
*[[Daily Mail|Daily Mail, the]]
*[[Gawker]]
*[[The Guardian|Guardian, the]]
*[[Kotaku]]
*[[Suicide]] - Something you should do if you use clickbait
*[[Fake News]]
==Not to be confused with==
*[[Your Mom]]- who is dickbait


==External links==


{{twitter|clickbaitrobot|Clickbait Robot}} - a short program that uses real headlines to produce better clickbait than any journalist could dream of
<br><br>
{{Ytseries}}
{{Ytseries}}
{{Trolls}}
{{Trolls}}
{{Lern}}
{{Lern}}

Latest revision as of 10:01, 21 April 2022

See also: Fake News
Clickbait is bad and you should never resort to it

Clickbait, also known as Likebait or Sharebait, is a term used for articles and videos that use misleading titles and fake thumbnails to reel in a braindead audience so the user can make YouTube jewgolds without any effort. Clickbaits are also used for internet news articles and porn sites. Most of these clickbait videos are either TL;DW or some idiot catering to his own biased personal agenda and wants everybody browsing the interwebs to see.

Due to unfunny degenerates like Pewdiepie, there are no longer any good reasons to make any sort of quality effort on YouTube, it doesn't matter how much effort you put into one video, it always gets surpassed by some Swedish man-child screaming at a Steam early-access game. Instead, YouTubers now use the old trick of clickbait. This clickbait has been around for at least 100 years on the net and has resulted in hate for that specific admin, but it has never been used quite as much as of 2014 where games "journalists" use their talents on creating luring titles like "How Animal Crossing Triggered a Rape Flash-back" or How I toke it in the ass from Kane and Lynch.

Enjoy clicking through 81 pages to read a small article.

Life cycle

Consider a hypothetical website that is intended as a resource for thimble-collectors.

  • 10) Thimble-collector website wants more clicks
  • 20) Publishes clickbait to encourage existing users to visit more pages
  • 30) Clickbait becomes more profitable than thimble-collecting pages
  • 40) Website ceases to be about thimble-collecting
  • 50) Faithful thimble-collectors stop visiting
  • 60) Frustrated thimble-collecting fan starts dedicated website for fellow thimble-collectors
  • 70) GOTO 10

It can be deduced from the above that the internet will never be entirely filled with clickbait websites, but it will get harder and harder to tell the difference. The only way to escape from the clickbait-death of the e-universe is for people to stop believing Jew and accept that there is not in fact an ever-increasing number of potential users for a website about fucking thimble-collecting.

Splitting articles and slideshows

If you think Buzzfeed is bad, there's things so Clickbaity that even Buzzfeed considers unethical.

The worst Clickbaity tactic that sites do is splitting articles up into a dozen pages. It's pretty common to open an article with a clickbait title like "12 things you'll find interesting" and then have to click next to go on the next page to read every single paragraph. So that "12 things" article is turned into 20 pages and every 5 pages has an ad between. And these sites make all the links to go between pages only work if you disable your ad blocker extension. Each page is a tiny paragraph you want to read and the rest of your screen is covered with animated ads and random bullshit like clickbait to other pages.

Clickbait Trolling

<video type="youtube" id="DBafI0p3Px8" width="150" height="100" desc="Exhibit A" frame="true" position="right"/> <video type="youtube" id="V5BQAqtXBCU" width="200" height="150" desc="Exhibit B" frame="true" position="right"/> Clickbait can be easily used for trolling, let's say, the dim-witted YT-users who look for sum pr0nz on JewTube. Just attach an almost-porn thumbnail to your shitty video (for the extra lulz rename it like "How did I fuck my own sister" or "Fergie spreads her vagoo on webcam omg look") and enjoy misguided faggots' butthurt comments and shitloads of dislikes.

Note: you must have a partnership program to do this UNLESS you're using this technique to become a YouTube partner and then you grab the moneyz.

YouTubers who use clickbait

Websites that use clickbait

Clickbait Responses

Although clickbait is annoying, it can be quite lulzy when it results in butthurt from across the web. People are thankfully decent enough to call out on these "journalists" and shit all over their smug faces, on the other hand however, people often accuse websites of false clickbait if they give a bad review to some shitty game they like.

Lulzy reactions About missing Pics
  • Kotaku's Usual Damage Control
    Kotaku's Usual Damage Control
  • Pathetic News Site
    Pathetic News Site
  • Plz Read Me
    Plz Read Me
  • Shameful as Normal IGN
    Shameful as Normal IGN
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

See Also

Not to be confused with

External links

 Clickbait Robot - a short program that uses real headlines to produce better clickbait than any journalist could dream of

Clickbait is part of a series on YouTube.

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