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[[File:Meepsheep memory challenge.jpg|323px|thumb|right|Everyday.]]
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[[File:Cutest thing EVER.jpg|thumb|right|Meepsheep DOES want.]]
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[[File:Me irl dress2impress.jpg|210px|thumb|right|Victory :3]]
[[File:Meepsheep burning shit.jpg|thumb|right|Meepsheep IRL]]
[[File:Meepsheep 2023.jpeg|thumb|right|Meepsheep, circa 2023]]
{{quote|22:24 &[[phobos]]: meepsheep you are the greatest troll in Colorado|center=auto}}
{{quote|22:24 &[[phobos]]: meepsheep you are the greatest troll in Colorado|center=auto}}
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{{quote|<[[Ironholds]]> okay, Meepsheep, you're on this system because you're a lifeless, soulless, dickless, witless, spineless individual who makes up for his own lack of social life or integrity by treating the ridicule of others as the first port of call in correspondence, thereby ensuring that you remain a corpulent unwanted cancer on the scrotum of humanity|Oliver Keyes|missing the irony|center=auto}}
{{quote|<[[Ironholds]]> okay, Meepsheep, you're on this system because you're a lifeless, soulless, dickless, witless, spineless individual who makes up for his own lack of social life or integrity by treating the ridicule of others as the first port of call in correspondence, thereby ensuring that you remain a corpulent unwanted cancer on the scrotum of humanity|Oliver Keyes|missing the irony|center=auto}}


{{quote|BMO is a fucking badass that will rape your shit right up|''Meepsheep''|center=auto}}
{{quote|[[BMO]] is a fucking badass that will rape your shit right up|''Meepsheep''|center=auto}}


[[File:Killcopsswag.jpg|thumb|right|2cool4school]]
Meepsheep lives in a compound hidden deep in the <s>rocky mountains of [[Colorado]]</s> rainforest of [[Brazil]]. Fueled by substance use and catgirls, Meepsheep has, time and time again, ruined things on the internet for just about everybody, especially the [[Wikimedia Foundation]]. As an ED admin and [[GNAA]] affiliate, Meepsheep aims to ensure that no [[Wikipedo]], [[Freenode]] oper, or self-righteous blogger goes without being trolled. Meepsheep witnessed [[Killdozer]] IRL as a child (true story) and it consequently shaped a lot of the views he would later develop about society and the government. Meepsheep currently works as a psychologist for the Department of Defense.
'''Meepsheep''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Derek R. Anderson''') is the youthful Earth incarnate of an archangel sent by the Lord almighty to police the internet of [[wikipedos]], [[Sonic|sonicfags]], [[bronies]], and everyone else who will not go to heaven. It is a well known fact that [[phobos]] and [[fl0ss]] are Meepsheep's bffs <nowiki>:^)</nowiki>


==The Meep, The Sheep, The Legend==
==Meepsheep's greatest hits==
[[File:Meepsheep3.jpeg|thumb|left|Meepsheep, high on narcotics, shortly after walking out of an Animal Collective concert]]
[[File:Burninheck.PNG|thumb|right|That Meepsheep needs to burn in heck]]
*Endlessly shitflooding various IRCs, [[Wikia]], [[DeviantArt]]
*[[Dongforce]]
*[https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/fandom/twitter-trolls-akon-gropecrew-anime-convention/ grope crew]
*[[Meepsheep's Law]]
*[https://www.rt.com/viral/362690-clintons-wikipedia-hacked-porn/ Ruining Hillary Clinton's Wikipedia page]
*Causing countless [[wikicides]]
*Creating the highly successful [[Linux for Niggers]] project
*[[Obetrol]]


Meepsheep has been the dickhead of many [[GNAA]] failed projects designed to fellate such entities as [[Blog|Wordpress]], [[Wikia]], and [[Twitter]] where he has annoyed many web developers (but faled) attempting to ruin shit irl because that is the environment he grew up in.
==Dox==
[[File:Better than you in every conceivable way.jpg|thumb|left|(01:14)  &Meepsheep: HEY BUTTFAGGOTS - YOU CAN TRY BUT YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE AS [[Sexy|COOL]] AS ME ONLINE OR OFF]]
 
[[File:Meepsheep by edelvis-d4xjf3r.png|550px|thumb|center|[[User:Elvis|An artist's]] rendering]]
 
[[File:Mlpfanmad.png|thumb|right|A [[Ponyfag|hellion]] attempting to argue with Meepsheep's God-given intellect]]
 
Meepsheep has also fucked shit up for various religious non-profits attempting to spread the word of God through the internet, primarily YouTube. Meepsheep has met harsh criticism for his endless bullshit but will always straddle a big black cock when he sees one.
 
[[File:Burninheck.PNG|thumb|center|700px|A group of [[Sonicfag|sodomites]] working against the savior of the people]]
 
Meepsheep is also a house-hold name on [[Wikipedia]] where his ignorant bullshit failure has caused many Wikipedia administrators and staff members to spend days reverting his childish vandalism. His parents have given up altogether. Meepsheep is far beyond help. Meepsheep's Wikipedia disruption is childish and useless, he also does it for no reason at all other than to make himself look like the failure at life that he is.
 
{{quote|So, whenever this little nincompoop decides he's going to create a slew of Wikipedia accounts, it would seem he's damned well going to|[[PMDrive1061]]|pointing out meepsheeps useless existence}}
 
In the spring of 2013, Meepsheep introduced [[BMO]], a useless cartoon,to [[EDF2]], bringing even more stupidity to ED's forums.
 
Meepsheep also sucked dick] and was responsible for 99% of the dicksucking on IRC.
[[File:Dongsadvisory.png]]
 
===List of people/entities Meepsheep has felt overshadowed by===


[[File:DONGFORCE.png|180px|thumb|right|#dongforce]]
Feel free to send shit to this menace, he's ruthless and has no sense of empathy and shall be treated as such.
*[[Ironholds]]
*[[Bill9929]]
*[[888chan]]
*[[FimFiction]]
*[[Sonic News Network]]
*[[Beefrave]]
*[[MuZemike]]
*[[PMDrive1061]]
*[[GreenReaper]]
[[File:Kloeri_ascii.png|thumb|right|A [[dongforce]] tribute to [[Kloeri]].]]
*[[NKO]]
*[[Beefcake]]
*[[Libertarian Fox]]
*[[Qwyrxian]]
*[[Kloeri]]
*[[Diego Grez]]
*[[TKN]]
*[[Tao Lin]]
*[[Fanfiction.net]]
*[[Pickbothmanlol]]
*[[Chase me ladies, I'm the Cavalry]]
*[[Laurelai]] (and basically all of r/lgbt)
*Countless others that do not have articles or were forgotten.
 
==Love Life==
 
[[File:Kawaii fgt.jpg|thumb|left|\(^o^ )/*]]
[[File:Nyan.jpg|210px|thumb|right|Meepsheep goes nanners for {{ytuser|Nyanners}}]]
[[File:MEEPSHEEP IS FANCY AS FUCK.JPG|thumb|right|Meepsheep, being fancy as fuck]]
Meepsheep is known to be a connoisseur of [[penis|penis]], usually of the homosexual variety. Though on occasion a man will spark his interest. Meepsheep will proceed to express his love by collecting a myriad of gay pornography and fapping in his parents basement.
 
{{quote|(20:56) @[[Oliver Hart|oliver]]: that's how you lure Meepsheep out of his lurking
 
(20:56) @[[Oliver Hart|oliver]]: you mention [[Natalia Poklonskaya|natalia]], [[björk]] or nyanners}}
 
==Culture==
 
There is no point in debating the arts or human thought with Meepsheep because he will undoubtedly show you he is an uneducated college dropout with no job.
 
Meepsheep only listens to Taylor Swift.
 
 
More recently, Meepsheep has adopted the gay marriage movement under his wing and has been pioneering the art of sucking gay black men under the tables of Olive Garden.
 
===Meepsheep===
Meepsheep is an ugly, French catamite with exquisite taste in the arts that has come to represent all that is fucked up in the world.
 
[[File:Meep-tan by flaky.png|270px|thumb|center|Jobs available for anyone wishing to draw more incarnations of Meep-tan. (Other jobs available: rim jobs, blow jobs, hand jobs.)]]
 
[[File:Memmememe.png|300px|thumb|center]]
 
==Meep Jams==
 
[[File:420.png|thumb|right|Essential Meepsheep listening]]
 
 
{{Videoframe|Meepjams|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:gray;border:.5em solid black;margin:0 auto 1em auto;text-align:center|font-weight:bold;
 
|<youtube>5P6-V7J5S-0</youtube>
;TYBG
 
|<youtube>tMgkt9jdjTU</youtube>
;Spit fire like that element
 
|<youtube>cU8HrO7XuiE</youtube>
;Mac+
 
|<youtube>3o22H_n5M-g</youtube>
;Stick your head in a fire hydrant
 
|<youtube>HIrKSqb4H4A</youtube>
;Get-got what-what
 
|<youtube>XHtGvb-fW70</youtube>
;Tru story
 
|<youtube>_cqCa4IM8w8</youtube>
;Mikusheep
}}
 
==Dox==


Feel free to send shit to this menace, he's pathetic and has no life and shall be treated as such.
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Bryan Østergaard
Vølundsgade 31, 3. th.
2200 København N
+(45) 33 13 78 86
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==See Also==
{{Wikipedia}}
{{trolls}}
{{wikis}}
{{Indie}}
{{GNAA}}
{{ircseries}}
{{EDGov}}
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Meepsheep IRL
Meepsheep, circa 2023
   
 
22:24 &phobos: meepsheep you are the greatest troll in Colorado
 

 
 

   
 
<Ironholds> okay, Meepsheep, you're on this system because you're a lifeless, soulless, dickless, witless, spineless individual who makes up for his own lack of social life or integrity by treating the ridicule of others as the first port of call in correspondence, thereby ensuring that you remain a corpulent unwanted cancer on the scrotum of humanity
 

 
 

—Oliver Keyes, missing the irony

   
 
BMO is a fucking badass that will rape your shit right up
 

 
 

Meepsheep

Meepsheep lives in a compound hidden deep in the rocky mountains of Colorado rainforest of Brazil. Fueled by substance use and catgirls, Meepsheep has, time and time again, ruined things on the internet for just about everybody, especially the Wikimedia Foundation. As an ED admin and GNAA affiliate, Meepsheep aims to ensure that no Wikipedo, Freenode oper, or self-righteous blogger goes without being trolled. Meepsheep witnessed Killdozer IRL as a child (true story) and it consequently shaped a lot of the views he would later develop about society and the government. Meepsheep currently works as a psychologist for the Department of Defense.

Meepsheep's greatest hits

Meepsheep, high on narcotics, shortly after walking out of an Animal Collective concert
That Meepsheep needs to burn in heck

Dox

Feel free to send shit to this menace, he's ruthless and has no sense of empathy and shall be treated as such.

Bryan Østergaard 
Vølundsgade 31, 3. th. 
2200 København N
+(45) 33 13 78 86 

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