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[[Image:gagamutton.jpg|left|thumb|That nose]]
[[Image:gagamutton.jpg|left|thumb|That nose]]


[[Image:Gaga_T-Shirt.JPG|thumb|left|Your typical Lady Gaga fan.  And yes, just like Lady Gaga, this is, in fact, a boy.]]
[[Image:Gaga_T-Shirt.JPG|thumb|left|200px|Your typical Lady Gaga fan.  And yes, just like Lady Gaga, this is, in fact, a boy.]]
[[File:Gagafans.jpg|thumb|right|Why yes, these [[Faggots|boys]] are wearing rubber pants.]]
[[File:Gagafans.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Why yes, these [[Faggots|boys]] are wearing rubber pants.]]
'''[[Guido|Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta Giggerota]]''', [[truth|born Joseph Angelo Calderone III]],  (better known as ''Lady Gaga'') is FUCKING NOBODY. Also a [[Dickgirl|dickgirl]] and an [http://www.nme.com/news/the-rakes/43752 ugly prostitute who sells crap to kids]. [[Bill|He or she]] is also responsible for 99% of the [[cascada|generic electro garbage]] [[you]] are being forced upon every time you turn on the [[radio]], [[TV]] or enter a [[Nightclub]]. But don't try to [[Lie|deny]] it, you, like the rest of us common gutter scum, [[Do Not Want|are starting to enjoy it.]] She has been hailed as a [[wat|genius]] because she dresses like a 6-year-old girl with severe autism and access to an S&M shop.  Gaga announced on June 12, 2010 that she will, against the advice of her [[fags|friends]] that she will be posing for [[LOL|Playboy Magazine]].  Unless ''Playboy'' does another one of its famous airbrushing jobs to cover up a woman's [[penis|"icky-parts"]], we may finally find out what Lady Gaga is packing between her thunderthighs. Lady Gaga has "posed" as a man for Vogue Japan as of June 30, 2010. [http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/lady-gaga-dressed-man-vogue-looks-better47364/page-9.html]
'''[[Guido|Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta Giggerota]]''', [[truth|born Joseph Angelo Calderone III]],  (better known as ''Lady Gaga'') is FUCKING NOBODY. Also a [[Dickgirl|dickgirl]] and an [http://www.nme.com/news/the-rakes/43752 ugly prostitute who sells crap to kids]. [[Bill|He or she]] is also responsible for 99% of the [[cascada|generic electro garbage]] [[you]] are being forced upon every time you turn on the [[radio]], [[TV]] or enter a [[Nightclub]]. But don't try to [[Lie|deny]] it, you, like the rest of us common gutter scum, [[Do Not Want|are starting to enjoy it.]] She has been hailed as a [[wat|genius]] because she dresses like a 6-year-old girl with severe autism and access to an S&M shop.  Gaga announced on June 12, 2010 that she will, against the advice of her [[fags|friends]] that she will be posing for [[LOL|Playboy Magazine]].  Unless ''Playboy'' does another one of its famous airbrushing jobs to cover up a woman's [[penis|"icky-parts"]], we may finally find out what Lady Gaga is packing between her thunderthighs. Lady Gaga has "posed" as a man for Vogue Japan as of June 30, 2010. [http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/lady-gaga-dressed-man-vogue-looks-better47364/page-9.html]


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== [[WRY|HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!]] ==
== [[WRY|HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!]] ==


[[Image:Lady-Gaga_dont-know-about-my-dick_slim.jpg|thumb|right]]
[[Image:Lady-Gaga_dont-know-about-my-dick_slim.jpg|thumb|200px|right]]


[[Image:Realgaga.jpg|thumb|left|The real Lady Gaga]] [[Image:Most_normal_thing_youll_find_her_wearing.png|thumb|left|This is the most normal thing you'll ever find her wearing. Ever.]] [[File:Ladygagadx.png|thumb|right|CANT BEAT MAH, CANT BEAT MAH, NO YOU CANT BEAT MY GERMAN RACE...]]
[[Image:Realgaga.jpg|thumb|left|182px|The real Lady Gaga]] [[Image:Most_normal_thing_youll_find_her_wearing.png|200px|thumb|left|This is the most normal thing you'll ever find her wearing. Ever.]] [[File:Ladygagadx.png|thumb|right|200px|CANT BEAT MAH, CANT BEAT MAH, NO YOU CANT BEAT MY GERMAN RACE...]]


Lady Gaga was born in [[New York]], to [[Italy|Italian]] mafia parents. She went to a [[pedophile|Catholic]] school, which explains her [[homosexual]] tendencies. At seventeen, she enrolled at a New York university, and, soon after, dropped out. She went on to write songs for [[whore|The Pussycat Dolls]] and other pseudo-bands that wouldn't exist if it weren't for auto-tune and Fruity Loops. [[Last Thursday]], black person noticed that she was a [[white]] girl and helped her record her [[shit|debut album]] in an attempt to get at [[dat ass]].
Lady Gaga was born in [[New York]], to [[Italy|Italian]] mafia parents. She went to a [[pedophile|Catholic]] school, which explains her [[homosexual]] tendencies. At seventeen, she enrolled at a New York university, and, soon after, dropped out. She went on to write songs for [[whore|The Pussycat Dolls]] and other pseudo-bands that wouldn't exist if it weren't for auto-tune and Fruity Loops. [[Last Thursday]], black person noticed that she was a [[white]] girl and helped her record her [[shit|debut album]] in an attempt to get at [[dat ass]].
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== [[The Game|The Fame]] ==
== [[The Game|The Fame]] ==


[[Image:Pokerface.jpg|thumb|[[I'd hit it|I'd poke her face.]]]]
[[Image:Pokerface.jpg|thumb|200px|[[I'd hit it|I'd poke her face.]]]]
[[Image:Hausofgaga.jpg|thumb|left|Scissor-me-timbers!]]
[[Image:Hausofgaga.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Scissor-me-timbers!]]
[[Image:Ladygagathefame_3.jpg|left|thumb|As you can see from the above image, the '''Haus of Gaga''' are just about as [[Shit|good]] as Warhol's [[Fag|Fac]]tory.|right]]
[[Image:Ladygagathefame_3.jpg|left|thumb|200px|As you can see from the above image, the '''Haus of Gaga''' are just about as [[Shit|good]] as Warhol's [[Fag|Fac]]tory.|right]]
[[File:Fruitsofherlabor.jpg|thumb|right|Lady Starlight enjoying the fruits of her labor.]]  
[[File:Fruitsofherlabor.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Lady Starlight enjoying the fruits of her labor.]]  
[[File:Gaga Trolls Vegetarians.jpg|thumb|left|She trolls vegetarians too!]]
[[File:Gaga Trolls Vegetarians.jpg|thumb|left|200px|She trolls vegetarians too!]]




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=== Her Music ===
=== Her Music ===
[[Image:Lady-gaga.jpg|thumb|Not sure if want...]]
[[Image:Lady-gaga.jpg|thumb|200px|Not sure if want...]]
''Main article: [[Shit|Lady Gaga's Music]]''
''Main article: [[Shit|Lady Gaga's Music]]''
*'''Just Dance''': A song about getting completely [[Drunk|smashed]], but in normal [[whore]] fashion, continue partying until the [[Rape|inevitable happens]].
*'''Just Dance''': A song about getting completely [[Drunk|smashed]], but in normal [[whore]] fashion, continue partying until the [[Rape|inevitable happens]].
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{{quote|A big dick|Lady Gaga}}
{{quote|A big dick|Lady Gaga}}
[[Image:Caca anon JUSTNO.jpg|thumb|left|Gaga at her Malta Press Conference. She now wants to fuck [[anon]]s, and read dark poetry. Note her bodyguard.]]
[[Image:Caca anon JUSTNO.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Gaga at her Malta Press Conference. She now wants to fuck [[anon]]s, and read dark poetry. Note her bodyguard.]]
[[Image:LadyGaga-PokeAuction.png|thumb|right|Lady Gaga can be [[whore|purchased]] in [[Pokémon]] for about a million [[Mudkips|Pokébucks]].]]
[[Image:LadyGaga-PokeAuction.png|thumb|right|200px|Lady Gaga can be [[whore|purchased]] in [[Pokémon]] for about a million [[Mudkips|Pokébucks]].]]
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== Copycat ==
== Copycat ==
 
[[File:Ed gein.jpg|right|400px]]
She also appears to have the habit of stealing from other artists... alive and dead. She's like the [[Carlos Mencia]] in the music industry.
She also appears to have the habit of stealing from other artists... alive and dead. She's like the [[Carlos Mencia]] in the music industry.


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Strangely enough, there's no information readily available that explains the death of Lina Morgana other than that it was "tragic".
Strangely enough, there's no information readily available that explains the death of Lina Morgana other than that it was "tragic".


*[http://www.showbizspy.com/article/206290/madonna-thinks-lady-gaga-is-a-copy-cat.html Madonna joins the bandwagon.]
*[http://archive.fo/BzUGO Madonna joins the bandwagon.]
*[http://www.glamourvanity.com/celebrities/team-xtina-says-lady-gaga-is-a-copycat-proves-it/ As does Christina Aguilera.]
*[http://www.glamourvanity.com/celebrities/team-xtina-says-lady-gaga-is-a-copycat-proves-it/ As does Christina Aguilera.]
*[http://gossiponthis.com/2010/04/19/grace-jones-lady-gaga-copycat/ With Grace Jones coming up from behind.]
*[http://gossiponthis.com/2010/04/19/grace-jones-lady-gaga-copycat/ With Grace Jones coming up from behind.]


== God Hates Gaga ==
== God Hates Gaga ==
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"Once the hungry huddled masses in [[Egypt]] found out they were being called “Lady Gaga’s bitches” they were fucking pissed. This directly led to the riots and eventual revolution of the whole [[Middle East]]. Of course the news doesn’t want that fact to get out so they blamed it on [[AIDS]], dictators, and the [[North Korea]]ns."
"Once the hungry huddled masses in [[Egypt]] found out they were being called “Lady Gaga’s bitches” they were fucking pissed. This directly led to the riots and eventual revolution of the whole [[Middle East]]. Of course the news doesn’t want that fact to get out so they blamed it on [[AIDS]], dictators, and the [[North Korea]]ns."


== Got old ==
Lady Gaga ceased being relevant the second she turned 25. Makes you wonder, don't it, how much of the Gaga phenom was musical talent and artistry, and how much was simple biology. cf [[Kate Bush]], who was playing the same gig way before [[Tori Amos]] and all the rest of them. (Anyone remember [[Regina Spektor]]? Thought not.)


== Trolling Gagafags ==
== Trolling Gagafags ==
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* Tell them that Colby O'Donis was the only reason "Just Dance" got big.
* Tell them that Colby O'Donis was the only reason "Just Dance" got big.
* Tell them that Lady Gaga stole ideas from [[Emilie Autumn]] because Autumn refused to be a mainstream musician.
* Tell them that Lady Gaga stole ideas from [[Emilie Autumn]] because Autumn refused to be a mainstream musician.
* Tell them to watch [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rewWf3Mso2Q]for proof of her singing talent, which is none by the way
* Tell them to watch [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXMnj0lfJzo]for proof of her singing talent, which is none by the way
* Post a guide to creating every Lady Gaga song in under 20 minutes on Fruity Loops. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGBgQuTr6kw Here is ''Just Dance''].
* Post a guide to creating every Lady Gaga song in under 20 minutes on Fruity Loops. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGBgQuTr6kw Here is ''Just Dance''].
* Remind them that Freddy Mercury died of [[AIDS]], and that Gaga is next.
* Remind them that Freddy Mercury died of [[AIDS]], and that Gaga is next.
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|[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|HI FOR ALL PEOPLE SHE IS AMAZING and her sound it's in swedish in sure ...Älskar du mig? is in english ¿do u love me?.........Det är klart att jag älskar dig....of course i love u....pus pus...kiss kiss....kom hit...come here.... ¿Litar du på mig? ...do you trust me?... titta in i kameran...loke in to the camera...ok many thanks I hope they serve...]]|[http://www.youtube.com/user/MrMosh14 MrMosh14], [[faggot]] letting everyone know how [[serious business|serious]] her Swedish getup is.
|[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|HI FOR ALL PEOPLE SHE IS AMAZING and her sound it's in swedish in sure ...Älskar du mig? is in english ¿do u love me?.........Det är klart att jag älskar dig....of course i love u....pus pus...kiss kiss....kom hit...come here.... ¿Litar du på mig? ...do you trust me?... titta in i kameran...loke in to the camera...ok many thanks I hope they serve...]]|[http://www.youtube.com/user/MrMosh14 MrMosh14], [[faggot]] letting everyone know how [[serious business|serious]] her Swedish getup is.
|dude, screw Boyle's mental issues. That woman has a fantastic voice regardless. I'm still waiting for a CD and I wouldn't hesitate to go to a concert.
|dude, screw Boyle's mental issues. That woman has a fantastic voice regardless. I'm still waiting for a CD and I wouldn't hesitate to go to a concert.
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These quotes came from the [[Goatse|depths]] of the official Lady Gaga forum and is about the Lady Gaga [[ED|ED]] article
These quotes came from the [[Goatse|depths]] of the official Lady Gaga forum and is about the Lady Gaga [[ED|ED]] article


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|well that explains half the trolling on this site.
|well that explains half the trolling on this site.
is it still really cool to [[lolwut|follow instructions from gaming forums]]? you know that most gamers have no lives outside of the computer, right?|trixiedarko
is it still really cool to [[lolwut|follow instructions from gaming forums]]? you know that most gamers have no lives outside of the computer, right?|trixiedarko
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==Notable Lady Gaga [[Faggots|Fantards]]==
==Notable Lady Gaga [[Faggots|Fantards]]==


'''[http://shannongagablog.com Shannon Gaga]'''
'''[https://web.archive.org/web/20100603034637/http://www.shannongagablog.com:80/ Shannon Gaga]'''
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'''[[Undertale|LHUGUENY]]'''
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== Videos ==
== Videos ==


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==Gagallery==
==Gagallery==
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Image:Lady-Gaga-music-10.jpg|Lady Gaga enjoys [[cocaine]].
Image:Lady-Gaga-music-10.jpg|Lady Gaga enjoys [[cocaine]].
Image:Perez.jpg|[[Perez Hilton|Wario Parasite Hilton]], Gaga's #1 [[fan]].
Image:Perez.jpg|[[Perez Hilton|Wario Parasite Hilton]], Gaga's #1 [[fan]].
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Image:Advice-Geezer-CANT-READ-MY-CANT-READ-MY-CANT-READ-MY-NO-HE-CANT-READ-MY-POKER-FACE.jpg
Image:Lady_GaGa_hideous.jpg|She isn't always hot.
Image:Lady_GaGa_hideous.jpg|She isn't always hot.
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Image:Lady-gaga-nude.jpg|Lady Gaga dresses like an [http://www.nme.com/news/nme/43752 ugly prostitute].
Image:Lady-gaga-nude.jpg|Lady Gaga dresses like an [http://www.nme.com/news/nme/43752 ugly prostitute].
Image:Punchfaced.jpg|Can't hide ugly.
Image:Punchfaced.jpg|Can't hide ugly.
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Image:Ladycaca andweathermah.jpg
Image:Lady_GaGa_Dat_Ass_WTF.jpg|Even [[Homosexual|black bikers]] enjoy some of that [[Cock|poker face]]
Image:Lady_GaGa_Dat_Ass_WTF.jpg|Even [[Homosexual|black bikers]] enjoy some of that [[Cock|poker face]]
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<!>File:Christina Aguilera Trap Whore.jpg|[[A challenger appears]]<!>
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Latest revision as of 23:47, 14 March 2024

Remember it technically stops being assault when she dies (something to remember when she's signing an autograph for you)
God hates Gaga
This is what she it looks like irl
That nose
Your typical Lady Gaga fan. And yes, just like Lady Gaga, this is, in fact, a boy.
Why yes, these boys are wearing rubber pants.

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta Giggerota, born Joseph Angelo Calderone III, (better known as Lady Gaga) is FUCKING NOBODY. Also a dickgirl and an ugly prostitute who sells crap to kids. He or she is also responsible for 99% of the generic electro garbage you are being forced upon every time you turn on the radio, TV or enter a Nightclub. But don't try to deny it, you, like the rest of us common gutter scum, are starting to enjoy it. She has been hailed as a genius because she dresses like a 6-year-old girl with severe autism and access to an S&M shop. Gaga announced on June 12, 2010 that she will, against the advice of her friends that she will be posing for Playboy Magazine. Unless Playboy does another one of its famous airbrushing jobs to cover up a woman's "icky-parts", we may finally find out what Lady Gaga is packing between her thunderthighs. Lady Gaga has "posed" as a man for Vogue Japan as of June 30, 2010. [1]


   
 
God put me on Earth for three reasons: To make loud music, gay videos and cause a damn raucous.
 

 
 

—Lady Gaga, 2010, knowing her true calling [sauce]

   
 
I don't know if it is a man or a woman.
 

 
 

—Christina Aguilera, effectively trolling herself.

   
 
I GIVE FREE CREAM PIE
 

 
 

ED Gold

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!

The real Lady Gaga
This is the most normal thing you'll ever find her wearing. Ever.
CANT BEAT MAH, CANT BEAT MAH, NO YOU CANT BEAT MY GERMAN RACE...

Lady Gaga was born in New York, to Italian mafia parents. She went to a Catholic school, which explains her homosexual tendencies. At seventeen, she enrolled at a New York university, and, soon after, dropped out. She went on to write songs for The Pussycat Dolls and other pseudo-bands that wouldn't exist if it weren't for auto-tune and Fruity Loops. Last Thursday, black person noticed that she was a white girl and helped her record her debut album in an attempt to get at dat ass.

Gaga then started performing downtown, in the Lower East Side club scene with rock bands. However, owing to the great bands that come out of New York, she distanced herself from rock, and focused on pop instead.

Before even working on her musical styling, she collaborated with fellow batshit insane fashionista, Lady Starlight. The two worked on Gaga's fucked up look, and before she knew it, Gaga was invited to play Lollapalooza, proving once and for all that the current American music industry is run by complete Jew who care more about image than talent. Gaga was applauded for her over-the-top performance by nigra music critics everywhere, who, like Akon, hoped for some of dat ass.

Not content with just being the world's most up and coming attention whore, Gaga started producing her debut album The Fame with the midi-master RedOne. Gaga already had a cache of electro-glam songs inspired by David Bowie and Queen, Gaga and RedOne re-worked these pre-written songs with more of an urban style while maintaining a rock edge.

So far, the album The Fame, has received huge airplay worldwide, as well as spawning countless club remixes. There have been music videos filmed for the tracks "Just Dance", "Poker Face", "Lovegame", "Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)", and "Paparazzi". The clip (Australian for 'music video') for "Lovegame" was censored in Australia due to it being too sexy.

Those Aussies really do like censoring things!


The Fame

I'd poke her face.
Scissor-me-timbers!
As you can see from the above image, the Haus of Gaga are just about as good as Warhol's Factory.
Lady Starlight enjoying the fruits of her labor.
She trolls vegetarians too!


   
 
The Fame is about how anyone can feel famous, Pop culture is art. It doesn’t make you cool to hate pop culture, so I embraced it and you hear it all over The Fame. But, it’s a sharable fame. I want to invite you all to the party. I want people to feel a part of this lifestyle.
 

 
 

—Gaga wants to party with you!

   
 
My father came to see shows when I was in leather thongs and didn't understand. He couldn't look at me for a few months. But when they saw me getting better, they saw how that my ideas were getting stronger. Now my father cries.
 

 
 

—Lady Gaga on why she gets along so well with Paris Hilton.

Gaga relocated to LA in 2008, and finalized The Fame there. Gaga describes the album as "Def Leppard drums and handclaps to metal drums on urban tracks". The album was released to more praise from white-ass hungry critics. The first single from The Fame was "Just Dance" and reached #1 in seven countries. "Just Dance" was also nominated for a Grammy for Best Dance Recording, however it lost to Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger". It is widely believed that this is because Daft Punk is just slightly stranger than Gaga. But only slightly.

Haus of Gaga

Around this time Gaga also pioneered a group of people she likes to refer to as the Haus of Gaga, which she describes as: "My own creative team, modeled on Warhol's Factory. Everyone is under 26 and we do everything together." The purpose of the Haus of Gaga is to collaborate on clothes, stage sets, lighting and sound.

Her Music

Not sure if want...

Main article: Lady Gaga's Music

  • Just Dance: A song about getting completely smashed, but in normal whore fashion, continue partying until the inevitable happens.
  • Lovegame: Its about having a good time, enjoying electronic urban beats, and jumping onto the first disco stick that you sniff out.
  • Paparazzi: Paris Hilton and Modern Warfare 2 comes to mind.
  • Poker Face: This song is apparently about pretending her boyfriend is a woman, though, we're pretty sure she's bisexual for the same reason David Bowie was. Alternatively, Poker Face is about giving one of a group of guys head under a table and whoever shows expression has to leave the table and loses The Game. However, this is just wild speculation and was probably just a crappy Urban Dictionary rumor.
  • Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say): There's not much to say about aboot this song, eh eh.
  • Brown Eyes: Another typical sixteen year old girl song. It's about her banging a dude who still loves his ex-girlfriend.
  • Again Again: The same as Brown Eyes, only this time she's thinking about her ex-boyfriend while she's with a new man.
  • Star Struck: Gaga sings about the pleasure she gets when she shoves star-shaped dildos in her vagina. Flo rida helps.
  • Summerboy: Well, you can bet the gay community just LOVES this song...
  • Fashion: She probably didn't even know what Dolce & Gabbana was before she got rich (Disregard that, she was born into upper class New York. She has always been rich).
  • Paper Gangsta: Dressing the part ain't gonna get you that sweet Gaga tang.
  • Bad Romance: About Gaga's secret passtime.
  • Teeth: Gaga's beautiful vagina is covered is so many battle scars, due to her lifestyle. This means that if you wanna get her off, you better wanna nibble that clit.
  • Alejandro: Lady Gaga talks about how she wants to fuck a bunch of Mexicans.
  • Monster: Gaga uses her amazing talent to sing about how a dude ate her vagina out and she couldn't handle it.
  • Born This Way: The Lady sings us a beautiful song about how she was born as a hermie. She also admits her support of furfaggotry in this song.
  • Far From Me: A song about the pain men must endure because their stupid women can't multitask and be in the kitchen and SMD at the same time
  • Scream Loud: A track completely composed of orgasm sounds
  • Someone Save me Tonight: A memoir about when Gaga was a druggie, and how she wished someone would save her from becoming a prostitute who sells crap to kids, sadly no one did
  • Hooker on a Church Corner: A song dedicated to Gaga's mother
  • Ink: About how Gaga is actually a robot squid from another planet, and will shoot ink at you if you don't fulfill her sexual requests
  • Rose Thorns: A biology experiment gone wrong, where scientists accidentally created a human plant hybrid, then fucked it and made babies named Lady Gaga and Marilyn Manson
  • Scheiße: Shit
  • Telephone: Nobody wants to talk about it cus its actually kinda good HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS, the lyrics are shit but that's pretty much it.

Whore Detected



What do you look for in a man, Lady Gaga?


   
 
A big dick
 

 
 

—Lady Gaga

Gaga at her Malta Press Conference. She now wants to fuck anons, and read dark poetry. Note her bodyguard.
Lady Gaga can be purchased in Pokémon for about a million Pokébucks.

Gaga's influence on /b/

Main Article: Poker Face

Poker Face is yet another unfunny forced meme created by /b/tards in May 2009. Based on a song by known trap pop queen Lady Gaga, newfags think it's hilarious to use old memes, photoshop their faces off and post them, along with lyrics of the tranny's cleverly named song.




One of the hundreds of variations of the above images are spammed with the following text:


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THE WORST forced meme ever.


Leaked Video

The Paparazzi Single


On the 29th of May, Lady Gaga's new video for the track Paparazzi was leaked on the interbutts, to the dismay of Gaga. The culprit has been identified as The Video Leaking Bug, the same one that leaked the new Kanye West video.

   
 
The nearly eight-minute mini-movie, featuring a murderous plot line that revolves around a doomed starlet who's hounded by photographers, oozed out online Thursday, seemingly before the fashion-forward diva was ready for it to debut.
 

 
 

MTV.com

Gaga was clearly butthurt and proceeded to Nerd Rage over twitter.

   
 
Stop leaking my motherfucking videos
 

 
 

Lady Gaga gets angry

The video itself is an 8 minute long monstrous con-fuckery which can only really be described by making up words. Its depicts Gaga at the beginning being a whore, and most notably, not making her hipster-fag looking male whore a sammich. Said hipster-fag realizes this, and throws Gaga over the balcony, leaving her semi-naked in a pool of blood.

Cut to Gaga sitting in a wheelchair with a Jew neck brace, however still managing to be a whore as she is being carried around by male dancers. As the dancers gyrate around her, the singer strips off her black body suit and hobbles down a carpet on a pair of crutches wearing a metallic bustier and matching helmet. All the while, images of dead models flash on the screen, including one whose face is wrapped in plastic, one who appears to be hanging from a noose and another who is oozing Jew from her mouth.

In the next scene, we see her slag ass make out with the triplets from The Snakes of Eden. Then she comes out in a crazy white and blue ensemble, half-dress and half not. This is probably reminiscent of the fact that Gaga is both man and woman.

In the end, Gaga proves that women should never be trusted by killing her hipster-fag man with a lethal dose of menstrual blood in his creaming soda.

Gaga has a Disco Stick

You're doing it wrong.

After seeing her on tour in her creative leotards and jumpsuits, fans have began rumors that Gaga is actually a hermaphrodite. Fans have said that when the singer bends down there is a huge bulge where her poon should be. The release of the video for the song "Poker Face" originally sparked the claims, because she looks like a fucking dude in the clip. It is also worthy to note that certain faggots seem to think that the lyrics to "Poker Face" are a sekrit message from Gaga, informing everyone that she has a penis.

Gaga recently appeared on Australian talk show Rove, where she was interviewed. Towards the conclusion of the interview, Gaga was asked the following question:

   
 
If you were a born a man, what would your stage name be?
 

 
 

—Rove McManus

The audience were expecting an answer along the lines of Prince Gaga, Mr. Gizzlega or some other faggotry. However Gaga simply responded with:

   
 
Lady Gaga.
 

 
 

—Lady Gaga


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Gaga's Beautiful Vagina

Surely, with all these vicious lies being spread about Gaga's gender, she's going to speak out about it sometime or another. SO offended, to the fact that the pussy actually made a FUCKING TWITTER ACCOUNT, to prove her existence. Srsly.

   
 
My beautiful vagina is very offended. I'm not offended — my penis is offended.
 

 
 

Lady Gaga

The REAL Gaga

Not even 5 layers of make-up can hide the ugly that is Gaga. She tries to distract her fans with hideous checkered outfits and sparking boobage in hopes that they will continue to fap to her manly and Auto-tuned voice. Even such failed attempts to pick wedgies to distract from the bubbling purple shit on her shoulders.

Lady Gaga desperately tries to find other ways for distraction, such as dressing up like Harry Potter. To her dismay, her attempts are futile so she quickly rushed to the darkest alley in Hollywood and promptly got a nose job.

Copycat

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She also appears to have the habit of stealing from other artists... alive and dead. She's like the Carlos Mencia in the music industry.

   
 
Lady Gaga is just a poor imitation of me. She has copied my style.
 

 
 

—Róisin Murphy [2]

   
 
Every other word she says is from Lina. She talks about having a dark and tragic life, but she had everything she wanted in the world. She went to [the same] high school as Nicky Hilton, her parents were rich. But Lina did have a tough life, and she often talked about her tragic life,
 

 
 

—Yana Morgana [3]

Strangely enough, there's no information readily available that explains the death of Lina Morgana other than that it was "tragic".

God Hates Gaga

Lady GaGa on OUT magazine

Our buddies over at the Westboro Baptist Church have branched out their usual style of HATE FUCKING EVERYTHING to include Gaga. Released on December 28th, 2009, a faggot online magazine announced that WBC plan on picketing a show by the gay-friendly pop star.

   
 
We will be going to her concert with placards reading 'God Hates Lady Gaga' – to inform people that they will be going to hell too if they listen to her messages.
 

 
 

—Shirley Phelps-Roper

   
 
According to the Bible homosexuality is an abomination and she has to shut her filthy mouth and stop promoting it.
 

 
 

—WBC, actually having a good idea for once

Fred Phelps Press Release

Thou hadst a whore's forehead, thou refusedst to be ashamed...Will He reserve His anger forever? Will he keep it to the end? Behold, thou hast spoken and done evil things as thou couldest Jer 3:3,5

"Art" and "fashion" are the euphemisms, the guise under which proud whore Lady Gaga teaches rebellion against God (incidentally, her claim to the title of "lady" is sound only if she tacks on "of the night," thereby alluding to another euphemism of what she is.) As much as she'd like to pretend otherwise, there's nothing new or different about this particular hussy's pretentious prancing. Does the simple slut truly think that she can change God's standards by seducing a generation of rebels into joining her in fist-raised, stiff-necked, hard-hearted rebellion against Him? Get real!

Even as she gives lip-service to "liberating" her young fans, Lady Gaga brings them into slavery to their own corruption, teaching them to glory in their shame. She hates you! "For when they speak great swelling words of vanity, they allure through the lusts of the flesh, through much wantonness...While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption!" 2 Pet. 2:18-19''

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

Lady Gaga AKA World Hunger

"According to an exhausting November 26th 2010 poll of the world, people most closely associate Lady Gaga with world hunger. This confirmed the popular sentiment and the fears of the 3rd world. At the same time there was a movement afoot to get Lady Gaga officially recognized as a synonym to hunger. On the morning of January 1st 2011 the directors of Webster dictionary had an emergency meeting to share in their nerd rage at the situation. But as time progressed the directors were pressured into making Lady Gaga a synonym of hunger in the english language on January 4th 2011. This of course led to gay unity riots in San Francisco, the only area with a dissenting opinion on the matter."

"Once the hungry huddled masses in Egypt found out they were being called “Lady Gaga’s bitches” they were fucking pissed. This directly led to the riots and eventual revolution of the whole Middle East. Of course the news doesn’t want that fact to get out so they blamed it on AIDS, dictators, and the North Koreans."

Got old

Lady Gaga ceased being relevant the second she turned 25. Makes you wonder, don't it, how much of the Gaga phenom was musical talent and artistry, and how much was simple biology. cf Kate Bush, who was playing the same gig way before Tori Amos and all the rest of them. (Anyone remember Regina Spektor? Thought not.)

Trolling Gagafags

Spam this image to fans plox.

As you can imagine, fans of Lady Gaga defend their pop princess with all the teen angst we all have come to expect from electro hipster faggots. The majority of these skull-fucked retards can be found at the Official Lady Gaga Forum.

Tips for trolling fans of Lady Gaga:

  • Tell them she's a man, and post a picture of Line Trap as proof, insisting that it really is Gaga. [4]
  • Tell them that Lily Allen is much more talented, and has a less annoying voice.
  • Tell them Katy Perry has a better fashion sense.
  • Tell them that Colby O'Donis was the only reason "Just Dance" got big.
  • Tell them that Lady Gaga stole ideas from Emilie Autumn because Autumn refused to be a mainstream musician.
  • Tell them to watch [5]for proof of her singing talent, which is none by the way
  • Post a guide to creating every Lady Gaga song in under 20 minutes on Fruity Loops. Here is Just Dance.
  • Remind them that Freddy Mercury died of AIDS, and that Gaga is next.
  • Eric Cartman sings her songs better than she does.
  • Troll the GaGa Wiki and keep editing the page to point out her lack of originality.
  • Tell them that Koda Kumi is hotter and more talented than Lady Gaga. Say that Gaga copied her style and music from Kumi-chan.


Lady Gaga is also a useful tool for the seasoned internet debater, for example:

  • Raid fashion forums, telling them that Gaga is the new Valentino.
  • /mu/ loves Lady Gaga! Tell them all how much you love it too!
  • Start a flame war on /b/ by offering compelling evidence that Gaga is a man.
  • Play it from your car stereo and go out and randomly drive through the ghetto shooting gang affiliated niggers; dying to this music will be the worst insult one can perpetrate upon our colored friends.

The Gaga Fans Quotes

A good majority of Gagafags cannot speak, let alone type, any decent word of English. Seeing as the majority of these fans are crack fiends, niggers, sausage-eating Swedes, and 16 year old girls.

Here are just a few examples of your typical Gagafag:


   
 
dude, screw Boyle's mental issues. That woman has a fantastic voice regardless. I'm still waiting for a CD and I wouldn't hesitate to go to a concert.

And quite frankly, Lady Gaga vs Susan Boyle, totally different animals. Nobody "fell in love" with Boyle til she opened her mouth with no instrumentals to back it. Gaga is more "admired" for the whole "I produce it all, I do it all" over-the-top fashionista singer/writer. Can't compare the two...
 


 
 

miketech08, basically saying that looking like a slut is more important than talent.

   
 
Ok Sorry I Really Dont Care If She Is Bi As Long As She Make Good Sings I Dont Care
 

 
 

thecompass01, as long as the sings are okay.

   
 
At the age of 23, this women already has a pair of balls and a dick. What an accomplishment.
 

 
 

—Some gurl

   
 
Lady Gaga, I am no FAN of YOURS. Please take this CREEPY and UNSETTLING Video off of the Internet, and I will NOT get the Police On Your Case. I do not care much for the Dick-Girls. And, I do not care much for This Song.

(Christopher) Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler

 

 
 

The Real Chris-chan


These quotes came from the depths of the official Lady Gaga forum and is about the Lady Gaga ED article

   
 
well that explains half the trolling on this site.

is it still really cool to follow instructions from gaming forums? you know that most gamers have no lives outside of the computer, right?
 


 
 

—trixiedarko

   
 
Yeah, wow, people can be such jerks, they have the right to their own opinion but he/she is telling people to come here and diss her (and us) because apparently we are: electro "hipster faggots" and "skullfucked retards".


The funny part is they actually took the time to listen to all her songs, find videos of her, and make a wiki about how much they hate her, wow, this person needs a life
 


 
 

—SomedayFamous

RAHRAH AH AH AH

Some happy person made a seizure-free website dedicated for RAH RAH OOLALA Faggotness. DAT MOTHERFUCKING LINK

  • Note : Website is full of so much happiness, I might cry.

Notable Lady Gaga Fantards

Shannon Gaga

Papa Roxy

Verity Butcher

Miss Mosh

LHUGUENY


Gaga singing a hit single


Miss Mosh, TOTALLY ORIGINAL
Miss Mosh, lying on the floor in a high school bathroom
This is Lady Gaga, not Mosh bitch
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Troll telling it like it is

DeviantART user Miss Mosh was clocked by the Lulz-Police doing 160 in a 50 faggotry zone. On Mon Apr 27, 2009, 12:02 AM, she took some time off from being up her own arse and promoting her piece-of-shit website and posted the following blog on her deviantART page:

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BEFORE YOU COMMENT - This is NOT some beauty contest, I'm not looking for and I don't want someone telling me who is prettier or who is uglier. My point ENTIRELY, is that my style is being deliberately ripped off. READ my entry entirely before you comment.

I look like Lady Gaga? I'm so fucking tired of this.

"I know I wear a lot of latex, and have lavender hair..."

Platinum blonde hair and long blunt cut bangs was whatever. A coincidence that I wore that same hair last year, I didn't invent the look obviously, I would be a fool to ever think I made that look.

One of my first, as Lady Gaga calls it, "lavender hair" appearances was done well over a year ago.

In fact, I had a recent cover come out on Bizarre with the same purple tones in my hair. Those images in the magazine and cover were also shot over a year ago.
There have probably been people before me who have created the same platinum blonde/purple toned hair. None of which I have ever seen. None of which people who are three times older than me have ever seen.

Latex? Since when do you wear latex?
Oh right, probably since somebody told you its the new thing.

Its also probably a coincidence that a week before I left on my trip to the east coast I received a casting call for a new Lady Gaga music video, this call DID NOT come from any of my agencies.

I'm disgusted and outraged to know that my look is being blatantly ripped off by a mainstream pop "artist", and the true creator of putting it all together won't get a dime or a credit.
I would have at least a respect for her if she was a true unique artist, sadly, she couldn't even do that. She needed to take something from someone who had much less exposure than her.

You may be mainstream but you will never be an original. That, in my mind, is the most pathetic thing to be.

Don't fall for it. Support the original.

I know some of you who like my images seem to also like Lady Gaga. That's fine, but don't ever make the claim that "I look like Lady Gaga". At this point, its one of the biggest [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|disrespects]] to me.
If you disagree to my statements above, just ignore it or leave.

Oh yea. Join my site when it launches...shortly, http://www.themoshroom.com



The photos she is referring to can be viewed to your right as thumbnails. They are in the order which they appear on the blog

While her many 'fans' rushed to her aid to tell her that she was obviously being copied and was so much better looking than Gaga, people in touch with reality laughed many lulz at the absurdity of a whiny little bitch who thinks she's the next big thing. Even funnier still, all her fantards are saying that Gaga is ugly, yet she drew a similarity between them, does that mean she's ugly? The answer is pretty obvious.

Ok, so it may seem that she is rather critical of Lady Gaga, but fuck, this bitch seems to think that Gaga stole her look. Yeah, like she invented the whole "look like you've been raped upside down in leather tights" look. Its pretty obvious that this is an attention whore doing what she was made for, seeking attention.

Some argue that the fact that the EXIF data from her photos indicates that they were taken on the 27/04/2009 at 22:04:04, and the photos for The Fame were released in 2008 casts a shadow over the legitimacy of her claims.

In response its rather clear what you should do about this. Remember to mention that she looks EXACTLY like Lady Gaga!

A selection of Lulzy quotes from Miss Mosh:

   
 
You may be mainstream but you will never be an original. That, in my mind, is the most pathetic thing to be.
 

 
 

—You look exactly like her, now who is pathetic again?

   
 
I'm disgusted and outraged to know that my look is being blatantly ripped off by a mainstream pop "artist", and the true creator of putting it all together won't get a dime or a credit.
 

 
 

USI at its finest

   
 
This is NOT some beauty contest
 

 
 

Orly?

   
 
Twitter sucks in general, of course their support group would suck as well.

Allowing those who steal images from others who worked hard on them, to be easily left untouched, and continue to maintain fake profiles.
 


 
 

—So much USI

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