300

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!

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Just like House is their favorite TV show, and Portal is their favorite game, 300 is one of /b/'s most beloved and cherished movies of all time. The movie itself is easily one of the campiest, unintentionally lulziest, eye-rollingest movies ever created. Adults who watch the movie are generally unimpressed; 13 year old boys (and grown men with the brains of 13 year old boys) think 300 is TEH AWESOMEST because of all the WAR, BRUTAL FIGHTING AND KILLING SANDNIGGERS. Fags, on the other hand, think it is TEH AWESOMEST because of all the half-naked men drenched in sweat and engaging in man-touching. Also note all of the phallic spears thrusting deep into tight, oozing wounds ... excuse me, I need to go fap.

The movie is based on a real life events reported by noted whore buyer and bush-licking quimhunter Frank Miller. Over 9,000 movies (including Sin City) have been made from Frank Miller's nonfiction and all of them have been bad. This particular true story is about 300 Spartans who jealously guard their massive boy-stockpiles from the Persian pedophiles, faggots who seek to invade. You can tell that the Spartans are good guys because they are white, half-naked and they talk about freedom. The Persians are bad because they are sand niggers, are deformed, actually wear sensible armor but at the same time look gay, and talk about Jew. In that sense, the movie is utterly realistic. Adding to the movie's realism is a special guest appearance by Detective Jimmy McNulty who also tried to catch Hannibal Lecter, thus bringing full circle the movie's themes of pedophilic authority figures.

Actually, Real Life is more or less the opposite. The Persians had human rights, civilisation, arts and culture; the Spartans were Ancient North Korea with extra boy-fucking. But somehow, right-wing familiy-values republicans hate the persians and think spartans were teh awesome.

It should also be worth noting that all of the events in 300 have been proven to be 100% true.

Furthermore, the entirety of dialogue in the film is in ALL CAPS. THIS IS SPAAAAAARTA !

Fun fact: Sparta is probably an Aspie. Fun fact 2: If you like 300, you are retarded. And also gay. Fun Fact 3: While it makes more sense, the original war cry by the Spartans was "Tonight we dine in Taco Bell." Needless to say, the director thought it was a load of crap.

The Memes

After the first official trailer of 300 was released, it immediately caught the attention of 4chan. The two memes that spawned from this are TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL, and THIS. IS. SPARTA!!! The original execution of the meme featured the movie's star either exclaiming "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL" [1] or "GUYS, I FORGOT WHERE WE ARE DINING TONIGHT". THIS IS SPARTA!!!!, on the other hand, comes from a scene in the movie where King Leonidas bellows the phrase and then proceeds to kick a Arab-looking Nigga and his homies down into a bottomless pit. This was because he asked for a raise in his measly slave salary, overestimating the value of a hard day's work (which, as we all know, is 1/16 the value of a white man's hard day's work).

Controversy

Shortly after the movie's release many Iranians got upset over the movie's portrayal of the Persians. This eventually led them to troll theaters across Europe eventually going as far as complaining to the UN about how racist it was against them.

Prince of Sparta

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit for a spell
I'll tell you why the fuck I am dining in hell

In polis of Sparta born and raised
Trainin' with weapons s'how I spent most of my days
'N being a king was really cool
But I still got cockblocked by some Ephori fool'
Then that guy called Xerxes
Who was up to no good
Startin' makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I kicked his one little messenger and my wife got scared
She said "You're taking 300 bodyguards to you-know-where"

I whistled for the Persians and when they came near
They all said "run" and we stabbed them in rear
If anything I can say we fought real well
But then a retard betrayed us and we'd all go to Hell

They charged up the goat patch at about 7 or 8
I yelled to the Persians "Yo homes, kill ya later"
When I opened my eyes
I was finally there
To start dining in Hell with Hades the waiter

FUNFACT See how many shops of King Leonitis' head you can find on all of these gifs, then count how many of them were placed their unnecessarily on something that was already funny--bonus points if that thing is now not funny because of it, then count how many of them are actually pretty successful in providing lulz:

Gallery

For awhile, the 300's SPARTAAAAN King Leonidas' head is being shooped everywhere from Caturday to Apples Bear and everything in between.

A Gallery of SPARTAN Proportions About missing Pics

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  Breakdance! for Sparta.
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  DOIN' IT WRONG
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  Not Sparta, Jenga.

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  REMASTERED KUNGFUU
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  TONIGHT WE DINE ON MARSHSTOMP!!!
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  Did someone mention madness?
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  THIS IS ENGLAAAAAND!!!
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  THIS IS Virginia Tech!!!!1
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  If you're wanking to this, go get help.
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  Bitches won't remember.
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  This is Nutty.
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  Operation Spartaaa
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  Draaaaaaawn
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  Won't you take me to SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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  He sees me rollin'
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  Want my Sparta?
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  AYBABTS
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  WATCH OUT NIGGA
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  WHAT THE HELL?
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  Spartans Favorite Dance
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  Madness?
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  Animated spartan action!
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  It’s a Bird! No, it’s a Plane! No, it’s SPARTAAAAAAAAA!
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  I LOVE THIS PLACE
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  Oh Noes!
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  JESUS!!
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  TONIGHT WE DINE ON ASS!!!
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  Tonight we bow to Italianzzzzz !!!!
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  Some say Leonidas robbed the poor.
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  SPARTANS...WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!!!
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  100 DOLLA
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  OH YEAH!
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  YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
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  Official
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  ANIMATION IS FINE TOO
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  "THIS IS SPICY!!!"
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  THIS IS SHOOPED
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  FGSFDS!!!
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  Even Leonidas makes mistakes sometimes.
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  The King makes some dinner reservations.
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  NOT BAT COUNTRY, SPARTAAAAA!
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  THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!
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  Viva la SPARTAAAAAAAA!
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  THIS SANDWICH IS MADE OF GHEY AND XERXES!
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  THIS BROKE MY GHEYDAR!
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  TONIGHT WE POST ON /B/!!!1
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  TONIGHT WE DINE ON APPLES!!!
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  TONIGHT WE DINE ON INVISIBLE DOGBONE!!!
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  TODAY IS CATURDAAAY...WE WILL BEAT THIS MEME LIKE A DEAD PERSIAN HORSE!!!
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  THIS IS WARHOL!
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  This is BANANAAA!!!
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  TONIGHT WE DINE ON CYBERTRON!!!
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  Uncle Leonidas wants YOU!
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  Tonight we dine at the Shark Bar, yo
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  Persian King Xerxes, throws a hissyfit when -thousands of years after the Battle of Thermopylæ- he gets re-pwnt by SPARTAAA!!!
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  Tonight we dine at the Rocky Horror Picture Show, whores.
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  Garfield = unfunny
  Garfield + Sparta = LAWL
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  Better late than never.
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  Tonight we dine in the Great Hall!
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  I love you mommy
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  This Is Over 9000!!!
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  Moar SPARTAAA!!!
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  NO LUBE!!!
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  THIS IS DATAAA!!!
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  Mapquest!!!
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  GTFO Madness!
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  TONIGHT WE DINE ON BURGERS!
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  TONIGHT WE DINE IN SPACE!!!
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  This thread delivers
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  As does THIS!!!
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  THIS IS OOOOOOOOOLD!!
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  THIS IS SPINAL TAAAP!!!
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  DO NOT WANT
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  Tonight we dine in ur hood!
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  Is this Hell?
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  What is THIS?
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  Easy one.
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  ¡Pasapalabraaaaaaaaaa!
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  Objection!
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  It's that way!
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  This is Sparta. It is made of blasphemy and madness.
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  He dined in Hell for your sins.
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  This is Sasukeeee!
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  THIS IS FOR OLD PEOPLES!
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  This is Longcat.
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  Macgyvaaaaaaa
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  This is Mushroom Kingdoooooooooom!!!
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  So that's why they call them SPARTANs...
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  Insurgents<SPARTA
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  The Spartans did it for the lulz
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  TO HELL WE RIDE
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  Apparently niggas DO know about my SPARTAAAAAA
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  "This is SUPPER!"
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  "In case you didn't know"
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  "For the Deaf"
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  "The point goes to SPARTAAAAA!!!"
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  "It truly is madness!!!"
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  toonite we dine on fail!
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  "I AM SPARTAN!
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  Everything's Un-spartan!
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  THIS IS PARTA!
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  300 + Snakes on a Plane = OH SHI--
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  Doing it wrong/example of unfunny
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  Fucking Persians, thats RACIST
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  You heard 'em, this is SPARTAAAAAA!
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  Bob Ross
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  Nothing goes unshooped
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  This is METALLICAAAAA!
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  Super manic special forces types killing furries who are as gay as the movie's Persian hordes.
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YTMND Meme

One of the 13 year old boys at YTMND made a 300-themed site in October of 2006, but it didn't get beat into old meme death until February of 2007.

Videos

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It's muted, but in Tagalog. So tough shit either way.

Rita sure likes Spartans

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See also

• Beowulf
• Homoerotic
• Gay
• Deadliest Warrior
• God of War

External links

• Spartacus Blood and Tits - much more fun

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