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==Regular Programs== | ==Regular Programs== | ||
Along with random [[Shit nobody cares about|articles]]Radio Bore also | Along with random [[Shit nobody cares about|articles]], Radio Bore also hosts a variety of other [[Goatse|shows]] in which <s>boring old pensioners</s> individuals of superior intellect talk about more [[Shit nobody cares about|incredibly interesting things.]] Amongst the shows, there are, however, some that are actually [[lulz|funny]], though again probably only to middle class people. | ||
===Just A Minute=== | ===Just A Minute=== | ||
A | A program in which mainly [[Britfag|British]] comedians and [[Homosexuals|actors]] are challenged to talk for a full minute about [[Shit nobody cares about|even more exciting topics.]] The show usually generates many [[lulz]], mostly from highbrow humor involving grammar, because [[You|someone]] interrupted for no reason or that [[You|someone]] broke the rules and fucked up, upon which the person who pointed out the fuck up continues talking about the subject for remaining time. Better than crack. | ||
In a recent [[Retarded|special]] [[Homosexual|Political]] Edition, [[George Osborne]] of the [[Satanist|Conservative Party]] apparently managed to speak for thirty seconds but it transpired he was merely | In a recent [[Retarded|special]] [[Homosexual|Political]] Edition, [[George Osborne]] of the [[Satanist|Conservative Party]] apparently managed to speak for thirty seconds but it transpired he was merely blubbering because Peter Mandelson pointed out that [[David Cameron|Cameron]] will never love [[You|him]]. | ||
===The Today Programme=== | ===The Today Programme=== | ||
A political sketch show | A political sketch show where [[Inbred|regional]] presenters slap famous people around the head with their metaphorical [[cocks]] to discuss [[Shit nobody cares about|current and relevant topics]]. John Humphries, the show's host and notorious ladies' man, and host of [[Masturbate|Mastermind]], is well known for having a one-foot penis, and once [[Lie|accidentally]] took Edwina Currie's eye out during a heated argument about [[England|Welsh]] cakes. | ||
===Church Bells on Sunday=== | ===Church Bells on Sunday=== | ||
Literally the sound of [[ | Literally the sound of [[Christfag|church]] bells ringing on Sunday from around the [[Britain|country]]. I shit you not. | ||
===Gardeners' Question Time=== | ===Gardeners' Question Time=== | ||
How to be a success at growing [[marijuana|various plant life]] in your garden, with a panel of experts [[Shit nobody cares about|giving tips on everything from which soil type | How to be a success at growing [[marijuana|various plant life]] in your garden, with a panel of experts [[Shit nobody cares about|giving tips on everything, ranging from which soil type is appropriate for a birch tree, to whether a certain type of rose requires much daylight or not]]. A reminder that whilst Britain ruled the fucking world with an iron fist, its inhabitants sat back and did a spot of light gardening. | ||
===The Archers=== | ===The Archers=== | ||
A never ending play in which the residents of a generic rural community go around doing various fun things <s>again and again and just | A never-ending play in which the residents of a generic rural community go around doing various fun things <s>again and again and just won't shut up and oh god it's all so fucking mundane</s>. Due to the programs never-ending nature, it's mostly listened to by people who were caught in its spell and can't stop listening or by [[Death|older persons]] who are trying to escape death by being absorbed into the programs infinite presence in the world. | ||
===Nature=== | ===Nature=== | ||
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It's about nature. | It's about nature. | ||
===Desert Island | ===Desert Island Discs=== | ||
One of the other arguably good shows on Radio Bore, in which [[Faggots|famous people]] talk about their favourite music and play a few tracks for the listeners | One of the other [[Some_argue| arguably]] good shows on [[I_See_What_You_Did_There|Radio Bore]], in which [[Faggots|famous people]] talk about their favourite music and play a few tracks for the listeners. Notable shows include [[douchebag|Quentin Tarantino]] turning up and bragging about his massive [[Cock|music collection.]] | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Stephen Fry|Stephen FUCKING Fry]] | |||
*[[Mornington Crescent]] | *[[Mornington Crescent]] | ||
*[[Have I Got News For You]] | *[[Have I Got News For You]] | ||
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*[[Stephen Colbert]] | *[[Stephen Colbert]] | ||
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[[Category: Communicae]] | [[Category: Communicae]] | ||
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BBC Radio 4 unlike much of its other counterparts such as Radio 1, serves as an outlet for broadcasting a range of extremely educational and thought provoking articles to the general public. Tuning in is akin to a game of Russian roulette, where upon the listener will be subjected to learning how it was to be a lesbian in the 1980s or taught precisely how an 19th century cart is constructed. Needless to say, Radio 4 will only be of interest if you are middle class or a complete and utter faggot. Since euthanasia is illegal in britain Radio 4 is also used as its alternative, though unlike euthanasia takes several years to work and is infinitely painful.
Regular Programs
Along with random articles, Radio Bore also hosts a variety of other shows in which boring old pensioners individuals of superior intellect talk about more incredibly interesting things. Amongst the shows, there are, however, some that are actually funny, though again probably only to middle class people.
Just A Minute
A program in which mainly British comedians and actors are challenged to talk for a full minute about even more exciting topics. The show usually generates many lulz, mostly from highbrow humor involving grammar, because someone interrupted for no reason or that someone broke the rules and fucked up, upon which the person who pointed out the fuck up continues talking about the subject for remaining time. Better than crack.
In a recent special Political Edition, George Osborne of the Conservative Party apparently managed to speak for thirty seconds but it transpired he was merely blubbering because Peter Mandelson pointed out that Cameron will never love him.
The Today Programme
A political sketch show where regional presenters slap famous people around the head with their metaphorical cocks to discuss current and relevant topics. John Humphries, the show's host and notorious ladies' man, and host of Mastermind, is well known for having a one-foot penis, and once accidentally took Edwina Currie's eye out during a heated argument about Welsh cakes.
Church Bells on Sunday
Literally the sound of church bells ringing on Sunday from around the country. I shit you not.
Gardeners' Question Time
How to be a success at growing various plant life in your garden, with a panel of experts giving tips on everything, ranging from which soil type is appropriate for a birch tree, to whether a certain type of rose requires much daylight or not. A reminder that whilst Britain ruled the fucking world with an iron fist, its inhabitants sat back and did a spot of light gardening.
The Archers
A never-ending play in which the residents of a generic rural community go around doing various fun things again and again and just won't shut up and oh god it's all so fucking mundane. Due to the programs never-ending nature, it's mostly listened to by people who were caught in its spell and can't stop listening or by older persons who are trying to escape death by being absorbed into the programs infinite presence in the world.
Nature
It's about nature.
Desert Island Discs
One of the other arguably good shows on Radio Bore, in which famous people talk about their favourite music and play a few tracks for the listeners. Notable shows include Quentin Tarantino turning up and bragging about his massive music collection.
