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Natalia Poklonskaya (rus. Поклонская Наталья Владимировна) also known as Nyan-Prosecutor is Chief Prosecutor of the Republic of Crimea and an angel, concurrently the heroine of the Internet who has become waifu of anons all around the world. Recently she was discovered by the Internet which made the penises of all the boys who will never feel the sweet touch of a woman like Natalia stand up a whopping THREE inches! With her cute and petite look, she managed to capture the penises of 4chan and other desperate virgins.

History

Natalia took the job as Prosecutor of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea on March 11, 2014 after 4 men turned the position down, having no idea she was about to make every 4channer's penis stand up. After holding a press conference calling the Ukrainian officials devils from the ashes she was noticed by the internet, mainly 4chan and the Japanese YouTubi News JewTube channel. The users of 4chan being the basement dwelling Cheetos addicted lifeless losers they are, they started digging up information on her and thus began the obsession. To their disappointment they were later reminded that they'll never get to touch her beautiful silky smooth skin and kiss her soft lips, and thus began the obsession of Natalia Poklonskaya of Crimea.

It soon spread to other cancerous sites like rebbit where she gained even more attention and fame, spawning groups and threads on several sites like Facebook and Lolwut forums.

The Video (subtitled for your pleasure)

Internets

On the 15th of March the Japanese blog Rocketnews24 published an article about her along with several of her heart capturing photos. The article quickly spread to various social medias, and has at the moment 11 000 Facebook like and 416 rebbit le upboats. The article was the starting point and it spread like fire.

A few days afterward, more specifically the 18th of March 2014, someone created a thread on 4chans /int/ imageboard and from there it took off.

A day after the 4chan thread was created, several big Russian media outlets started reporting on the phenomenon. The same day the russian version of 4chan discovered her and began jacking off to her in full force. The phrase said by Natalia It's chaos was made into a meme within minutes. The obsession continued and even sites like The Daily Mirror wrote articles about her fueling the obsession.

Natalia Responds

	“	I am not a Pokemon.	„
	—Natalia, telling off all the losers obsessing over her

When Natalia was confronted with the fact a bunch of sad shits on the internet are drawing her as a cartoon character the disgust on her face was evident. She pointed out that she is a national prosecutor and not a pokemon, breaking the hearts of millions of grown men living in their mothers basements and drawing cute cartoons of a high-ranking military officer who could probably beat the shit out of their fat asses with one hand.

Videos

The Red Keys - Crimea Blues

Previous Video | Next Video

Fanart

Nyan-Prosecutor About missing Pics

Emperor's favourite pillow
Putin is a better card player than Obama

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For the Emperor!
I AM THE LAW!
No Nyash-Myash

Hentai About missing Pics

"Nyanctory will be ours!"

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

Rule 34 About missing Pics

Some foot-fetish
Less clothes
Typical russian prosecutor's working life

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A poor ukrainian nazi gets it in the ass
OH NU

External Links

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Featured article March 24th & 25th, 2014
Preceded by Miriam Weeks	Natalia Poklonskaya	Succeeded by Operation Yewtree

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 [[File:Nyan-prosecutor - Fanart - 08.jpg|thumb|IT IS CHAOS]]
 [[File:Euromaidan-chaos.jpg|thumb|Yes, [[Warhammer 40k|it's chaos]].]]
-'''Natalia Poklonskaya''' ({{lang-ru|Поклонская Наталья Владимировна}}), [[cockmongler|Chief Prosecutor]] of the [[ukraine|Republic of Crimea]] and an angel, concurrently the heroine of the Internet who has become [[waifu]] of anons [[over9000|all around the world]]. To the [[fap|delight]] of [[Anonymous]] she's [[boyfriend-free girl|single]].
+[[File:Poklonskaya8en.jpg|185px|right]]
+[[File:Natalia GIF.gif|center]]
+'''Natalia Poklonskaya''' ({{lang-ru|Поклонская Наталья Владимировна}}) also known as '''Nyan-Prosecutor''' is [[cockmongler|Chief Prosecutor]] of the [[Russia|Republic of Crimea]] and an angel, concurrently the heroine of the Internet who has become [[waifu]] of anons [[over9000|all around the world]]. Recently she was discovered by the [[4chan|Internet]] which made the penises of all the boys who will never feel the sweet touch of a woman like Natalia stand up a whopping '''THREE''' inches! With her cute and petite look, she managed to capture the penises of 4chan and [[Japanese|other]] desperate virgins.
 == History ==
-Natalia took the job as Prosecutor of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea on March 11 after 4 men turned the position down, having no idea she was about to make every 4channer's 3 inch penis to stand up. After holding a press conference calling the Ukrainian officials '''devils from the ashes''' she was noticed by the internet, mainly 4chan and the [[Japan]]ese '''YouTubi News''' [[jewtube]] channel. The users of 4chan being the basement dwelling Cheetos addicted lifeless [[luser|losers]] they are, they started digging up information on her and thus began the obsession. To their disappointment they were later reminded that they'll never get to touch her beautiful silky smooth skin and kiss her soft lips, and thus began the obsession of Natalia Poklonskaya of Crimea.
+Natalia took the job as Prosecutor of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea on March 11, 2014 after 4 men turned the position down, having no idea she was about to make every 4channer's penis stand up. After holding a press conference calling the [[jews|Ukrainian officials]] '''devils from the ashes''' she was noticed by the internet, mainly 4chan and the [[Japan]]ese '''YouTubi News''' [[JewTube]] channel. The users of 4chan being the basement dwelling [[Crap|Cheetos]] addicted lifeless [[luser|losers]] they are, they started digging up information on her and thus began the obsession. To their disappointment they were later reminded that they'll never get to touch her beautiful silky smooth skin and kiss her soft lips, and thus began the obsession of Natalia Poklonskaya of Crimea.
-It soon spread to other cancerous sites like [[reddit|rebbit]] where she gained even more attention and fame, spawning groups and threads on several sites like [[Facebook]] and [https://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3163027 Lowyat forums]
+It soon spread to other cancerous sites like [[reddit|rebbit]] where she gained even more attention and fame, spawning groups and threads on several sites like [[Facebook]] and [https://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3163027 Lolwut forums].
-<center>'''The Video'''<br>
+<center>'''The Video (subtitled for [[fap|your pleasure]])'''<br>
-<youtube>tqHkGaEE7WA</youtube><br />
+<youtube>fTOqplOTKjU</youtube><br />
 </center>
 == Internets ==
-On the 15th of March the [[Japanese]] blog Rocketnews24 published an [http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/03/16/japanese-netizens-put-reality-on-hold-for-a-moment-fall-in-love-with-new-attorney-general-of-crimea/ article] about her along with several of her heart capturing photos. The article quickly spread to various social medias, and has at the moment 11 000 Facebook like and 416 [[rebbit]] le upboats. The article was the starting point and it spread like fire. <br><br>
+On the 15th of March the [[Japanese]] blog Rocketnews24 published an [https://web.archive.org/web/20140316133859/http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/03/16/japanese-netizens-put-reality-on-hold-for-a-moment-fall-in-love-with-new-attorney-general-of-crimea/ article] about her along with several of her heart capturing photos. The article quickly spread to various social medias, and has at the moment 11 000 Facebook like and 416 [[rebbit]] le upboats. The article was the starting point and it spread like fire.
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 File:Nyan-prosecutor - IRL - 01.jpg
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-A few days afterward, more specifically the 18th of March someone created a thread on [[4chan]]s /int/ imageboard and from there it took off. <br>
+A few days afterward, more specifically the 18th of March 2014, someone created a thread on [[4chan]]s /int/ imageboard and from there it took off.
 [[File:Natalia-Poklonskaya-4chan.jpg|center]]
 A day after the 4chan thread was created, several big [[Russia|Russian]] [http://www.kp.ru/online/news/1689477/ media outlets] started reporting on the phenomenon. The same day the [[2ch.ru|russian version of 4chan]] discovered her and began jacking off to her in full force. The phrase said by Natalia ''It's chaos'' was made into a meme within minutes. The obsession continued and even sites like The Daily Mirror wrote [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/natalia-poklonskaya-meet-stunning-new-3264765 articles about her] fueling the obsession.
+<center><youtube>inqRf4KK7Jc</youtube></center>
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-The text below was most likely google translated and I can't make anything out of it, feel free to do it if you're able to though
+The text below was google translated and I can't make anything out of it, feel free to do it if you're able to though
-.03.2014 glory of nya- prosecutor [[slowpoke|finally reached Russia]]. Procuratrix lit in several major media : [http://itar-tass.com/obschestvo/1058858 1], [http://www.kp.ru/online/news/1689477/ 2], [http://hitech.newsru.com/article/19mar2014/natalia 3]. However, back on March 12 a new goddess already in full [[Forced meme|Force]] on [[2ch.ru|sosach]] cancer and every public servers like [[Lulz|MDK]]. Especially came to the liking Poklonskaya phrase "It's just chaos, " which quickly became meme itself . First, it quickly looped riveted viral video where this phrase is punctuated by music in the style of « House» ([http://coub.com/view/yrxk], [http://coub.com/view/xhps]). Secondly, the phrase came in [[Warhammer|warhamfags liking]], start rivet fanart about Poklonskaya and the [[Warhammer|Imperium of Man]] (although, frankly, a bunch of " [[nazis|svidomity]] — chaosity " Anonymus swagger began long before the separation of the Crimea and the ххшт the ass|emergence]] Poklonskaya its [[goatse|new position]]) .
+.03.2014 glory of nyan-prosecutor [[slowpoke|finally reached Russia]]. Procuratrix lit in several major media : [http://itar-tass.com/obschestvo/1058858 1], [http://www.kp.ru/online/news/1689477/ 2], [http://hitech.newsru.com/article/19mar2014/natalia 3]. However, back on March 12 a new goddess already in full [[Forced meme|Force]] on [[2ch.ru|sosach]] cancer and every public servers like [[Lulz|MDK]]. Especially came to the liking Poklonskaya phrase "It's just chaos, " which quickly became meme itself . First, it quickly looped riveted viral video where this phrase is punctuated by music in the style of « House» ([http://coub.com/view/yrxk], [http://coub.com/view/xhps]). Secondly, the phrase came in [[Warhammer|warhamfags liking]], start rivet fanart about Poklonskaya and the [[Warhammer|Imperium of Man]] (although, frankly, a bunch of " [[nazis|svidomity]] — chaosity " Anonymus swagger began long before the separation of the Crimea and the ххшт the ass|emergence]] Poklonskaya its [[goatse|new position]]) .
+Source:
+.03.2014 слава о няше-прокуроре наконец-то [[Слоупок|дошла и до России]]. Прокурорша засветилась сразу в нескольких крупных СМИ: [http://itar-tass.com/obschestvo/1058858 1], [http://www.kp.ru/online/news/1689477/ 2], [http://hitech.newsru.com/article/19mar2014/natalia 3]. Впрочем, ещё 12 марта новую богиню уже во всю форсили на [[сосач]]е и всяческих раковых пабликах вроде [[MDK]]. Особенно пришлась по нраву фраза Поклонской «Это просто хаос», которая быстро стала меметичной сама по себе. Во-первых, по ней быстренько склепали зацикленное вирусное видео, где этой фразой перемежается музыка в стиле «[[Клубняк|хаус]]» ([http://coub.com/view/yrxk], [http://coub.com/view/xhps]). Во-вторых, фраза пришлась по-нраву вахафагам, начавшим клепать фанарт про Поклонскую и Империум Человечества (хотя, честно говоря, связку «свидомиты — хаоситы» анонимус начал форсить задолго до отделения Крыма и появления Поклонской на ее новой должности)
 -->
+=== Natalia Responds ===
+{{Quote| I am not a Pokemon.|Natalia|telling off all the losers obsessing over her}}
+<center><youtube>XX4JCQViRKg</youtube></center>
+When Natalia was confronted with the fact a bunch of sad shits on the internet are drawing her as a cartoon character the disgust on her face was evident. She pointed out that she is a national prosecutor and not a pokemon, breaking the hearts of millions of grown men living in their mothers basements and drawing cute cartoons of a high-ranking military officer who could probably beat the shit out of their fat asses with one hand.
+== Videos ==
+{{center|
+{{videoframe|nyanvids|background-color: #FF6666; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;
+|<youtube>huHMDPGSQ_U</youtube>
+|<youtube>OUF3dCb4t4c</youtube><center>'''The Red Keys - Crimea Blues'''</center>}}
+}}
 == Fanart ==
-<center><gallery>
-File:Nyan-prosecutor_- Fanart_-_01.png|
+{{cg|Nyan-Prosecutor|NaPo1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
-File:Nyan-prosecutor_-_Fanart_-_02.png|
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Fanart_-_01.png
-File:Nyan-prosecutor_-_Fanart_-_03.png|Emperor's favourite [[pillow]]
+File:Nyan-prosecutor -_Fanart_-_02.png
-File:Nyan-prosecutor_-_Fanart_-_04.png|
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Fanart_-_03.png|Emperor's favourite [[pillow]]
-File:Nyan-prosecutor_-_Fanart_-_05.jpg|
+File:Putin's ace card Poklonskaya.jpg|Putin is a better card player than Obama
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Fanart_-_04.png
+</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Fanart_-_05.jpg
 File:Nyan-prosecutor - Fanart - 06.jpg|For the Emperor!
 File:Nyan-prosecutor - Fanart - 07.jpg|I AM THE LAW!
-File:Nyan-prosecutor - Fanart - 08.jpg|
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Fanart - 08.jpg
-File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 01.jpg|
+File:natalia_beauty.jpg
-File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 02.png|
+File:natalia_2.jpg
-File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 03.jpg|
+File:natalia_3.jpg
-File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 04.png|
+File:Natalia MW2.jpeg|No Nyash-Myash
+</gallery>}}<br>
+{{cg|[[Hentai]]|NaPo2|center|<gallery perrow="5">
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 01.jpg
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 08.jpg|"[[Victory|Nyanctory]] will be ours!"
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 07.png
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 02.png
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 03.jpg
+</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 04.png
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 06.png
+File:natalia_1.jpg
+File:natalia_4.jpg
+File:Natalia semi-stylized.jpg
+</gallery>}}<br>
+{{cg|[[Rule 34]]|NaPo3|center|<gallery perrow="5">
 File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 05.png|Some foot-fetish
-File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 06.png|
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 10.png|Less clothes
-File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 07.png|
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 11.jpg
-File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 08.jpg|[[Victory|Nyanctory]] will be ours!
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 12.jpg
-File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 09.jpg|Natasha earns new post
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 09.jpg|Typical russian prosecutor's working life
-</gallery></center>
+</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 13.jpg|A poor ukrainian [[nazi]] gets it [[in the ass]]
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 14.jpg
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 15.png
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 16.jpg
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 17.jpg
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 18.jpg
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Hentai - 19.jpg
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Rule34 - 01.jpg
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Rule34 - 02.png|OH NU
+File:Nyan-prosecutor - Rule34 - 03.jpg
+</gallery>}}<br>
+== See Also ==
+* [[Angel]]
+* [[Kawaii]]
+* [[Perfect]]
+* [[Russia]]
+* [[Ukraine]]
+* [[Waifu]]
+== External Links==
-== Links ==
+* http://poklonskaya.info/
 * {{KYM|memes/people/natalia-poklonskaya|Natalia poklonskaya on KYM}}
-* [http://lurkmore.to/%D0%9F%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB:%D0%9D%D0%B8%D0%B0%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8/%D0%9D%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D1%8F_%D0%9F%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%8F Article on] [[Russian Lurkmore]]
+* [http://lurkmore.to/%D0%9D%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D1%8F_%D0%9F%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%8F Article on] [[Russian Lurkmore]]
-* [https://www.facebook.com/pages/Natalia-Poklonskaya/496984517080221?ref=br_rs Fun-club in Facebook]
+* [[commons:Category:Artwork_depicting_Natalia_Poklonskaya|Fan art and pix hosted on Wikimedia Commons]]
+* [https://www.facebook.com/pages/Natalia-Poklonskaya/496984517080221?ref=br_rs Fun-club on Facebook]
 * [http://www.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=Natalia+Poklonskaya Pics on DeviantArt]
 * [http://www.rg.ru/2014/03/20/poklonskaya.html Interview]
 * [http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2014/03/21/new-crimean-attorney-general-criminally-cute/ sankakucomplex ]
-* [http://www.change.org/ru/петиции/федеральное-собрание-российской-федерации-основание-нового-города-наталье-поклонск-в-крыму Petition of Natasha]
+* [http://www.change.org/ru/петиции/федеральное-собрание-российской-федерации-основание-нового-города-наталье-поклонск-в-крыму Petition of rename Crimea after Natasha]
+* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/1379559585654708/ Royal followers of her majesty, immortal empress, St. Natalia Poklonskaya group on Facebook]
+{{Russia}}
+{{Timeline|Featured article March 24th & 25th, [[2014]]|[[Miriam Weeks]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Operation Yewtree]]}}
-[[Category:Rusfags]][[Category:People]]
+[[Category:Rusfags]]
+[[Category:People]]
+[[Category:Angels]]
+[[Category:2014]]

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