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[[image:Ae tan by Jcdr.png|150px|left]]
 
 
 
 
'''Ae-tan''' (also known as ''Æ-tan'' and ''æ-tan'') is the [[moe]] personification and mascot of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Classy and elegant, she is the rival and serial [[molestation|molester]] of [[Wikipe-tan]], the meager maid who serves this role for [[Wikipedia]]. [[Some argue|Some used to argue]] that she was [[Girlvinyl]] herself, however this [[bullshit|steaming load]] could be smelled all the way to the Moon as '''Ae-tan''' is ''not'' a walking whale.
 
'''Ae-tan''' was envisioned by [[Sheneequa]] to be the counterpart to Wikipe-tan, because if Wikipedians can be [[anime]] [[faggots]], so can we. However, ''Mungbean'' (aka ''Fapman'') was the one who actually created the fucking thing in [http://web.archive.org/web/20110128224258/http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/showthread.php?t=2538 a thread] on the old [[EDF1|ED Forum]] where people were asked to make suggestions for a new ED mascot, but instead either tried to be [[edgy]]/[[I'm so random|LOLRANDOMXDDDD]] or [[attention whore|nominate themselves]]. But eventually, via some miraculous power of [[Satan|divine providence]], a modern wonder was created, and (after some shitty suggestions like [[lame|''"Helpedtan"''/''"EDTan"'' and attempts to outfit her with an owl named '''"Ed"''']]) dubbed <big>'''"Æ-tan"'''</big>.
 
Unsurprisingly, the first page of her creation thread already contains speculation regarding [[yes|whether or not she has a dick]].
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==Pix==
 
 
<center>{{frame|{{Collapsegallery|Our mascot in all her monocled glory|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Ae-tan-3.jpg|[[Whore|She's a goddess...]]
File:110621 reupload_by_chorvaqueen.jpg|Target spotted...
File:110223 ae_tan_of_evil_by_lord_phillock.jpg|Commence rape
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File:ED10thbday14.jpg
File:100606 ae_by_Nekokamii.png
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File:100420 Ae_tan_by_cottonwings.jpg
File:101221_ae_tan_by_xshinigamixgrell.png
File:110904 ae-tan by =Shinjukou.png
File:Kevin bolk book.jpg|Ae-tan on the cover of Kevin Bolk's shitty webcomic book
File:101024 guess_who_by_chorvaqueen.jpg
File:111110 ae_tan_by_worldpowers.png
File:Anotheraetan0.png
File:111121_for_the_lulz_and_money_by_neko_z96.png
File:100228 ae_tan_by_Nekokamii.png
File:101012_ae_tan_by_littlelacedress.jpg
File:wikiasocash by roflmao9000.png|Ae
File:Ae-tanInfection.jpg|tan
File:110203_ae_tan_by_o0staccato0o.jpg|and
File:101004 superiority_complex_by_konzatsu.png|all
File:101225 if_i_m_the_by_littlelacedress.png|her
File:111120_it_s_tea_time_by_axel_doi.jpg|bitches|([[Kiwi Farms]] added to the list)
File:Kiwicomicheader.png
File:ED10thbday4.jpg
File:Anotheraetan.jpg
File:EDTakedown.jpg
File:3rdplace cracked.png|<small>Came third in [[cracked|Cracked's]] [http://www.cracked.com/article_17341_5-terrifying-bastardizations-wikipedia-model.html "5 Terrifying Bastardizations of the Wikipedia Model".] [[Some argue]] the [[Metapedia.org|nazi wiki]] did deserve to win.</small>
File:Helpedtan.jpg|Altruistically Excited
File:Sweet16-aetan.jpg|A cameo appearance on the ED5 pollfest wallpaper
File:Ae-tan_Rainmeter.jpg|Ae-tan in all her desktop glory
File:111103 book_of_drama_by_chorvaqueen.jpg
File:111104_the_queen_of_the_lulz_ae_tan_by_axel_doi.jpg
File:111123_u_mad_by_axel_doi.jpg
File:110119 ae_tan_by_thereal1isnthere.png
File:110323 ae_tan_by_dastrisx.png
File:110417 zombiae_tan_by_madamy.png
File:Justanotheraetan.png
File:My_Little_Ae-tan.png|[[My Little Pony|My Little Ae-tan]].
File:Moreaetan2.jpg|Get the Tshirt
File:Akinator ae tan.png|[[Akinator]] knows she is ''always'' on your mind '''<3'''
File:100330 ae_tan_by_youkaiassassin.png
File:ED10thbday15.jpg
File:Ae-tan2.jpg
File:ED10thbday27.png
File:110204 ae_tan_by_saillestraif.png
File:100714 Mini_Bruiser_by_kepingindarurat.png
File:100826 ae_tan_by_k_zumi.jpg
File:101013 Ae_Tan_by_InvisibleQuail.png
File:101106 deviantid_by_ae_tanplz.png
File:101118 encyclopedia_dramatica_by_bread_doh.png
File:Moreaetan3.jpg|Here's that stupid owl I was talking about
File:100408 Ed the Owl by ThayoPi.jpg|This stupid turd again
File:101124 ae_tan_by_deadshooter999.jpg|Here's [[that fucking cat|that fucking owl]] again (missing the tie)
File:110131 ae_tan_by_jessicablood.jpg
File:110203 ae_tan_by_screamingmute1765.jpg
File:110312_what_is_this_i_dont_even_by_teruyo_keine.jpg
File:110313 ae_tan_by_zacsta324.png
File:110322 ae_tan_again_by_deadshooter999.jpg
File:110324 ae_tan_by_messunya.jpg
File:110418 lolae_tan_color_by_hime_takamura.png
File:110422 ae_tan_by_pixelated_pirate.jpg| In response to [[Ohi]]-tan
File:110427 ae_tan_looking_sexy_by_catsrule10.png
File:110427 not_my_mother_by_hime_takamura.png
File:110429 rip_ed_by_hayhedgehoghay.jpg
File:110501 lolae_tan_by_daniamane.png
File:110523_unusual_similarities_take_2_by_flickerchan.jpg
File:110525 ae_tan_and_lolae_tan_by_hime_takamura.png
File:110529 lolae_tan_by_tazer_batteries.png
File:110529 zombae_tan_by_chorvaqueen.jpg
File:110601 zombae_tan_by_adora_bloodthirsty.png
File:Queen Of The Lulz.png
File:110611_that_s_right_by_picopuri.jpg
File:110627 ae_tan_by_littlefunnut.png
File:110713 the_always_classy_ae_tan_by_reddeaththatpasses.jpg
File:110719 asking_for_it_by_deadshooter999.png
File:111006 i_did_it_for_the_lulz_by_gerhin.png
File:Titty monster Ae-tan.jpg|[[TITTY MONSTER]]
File:Aetan.jpg
File:Vaelentine.PNG
File:Ae-tan by Kuha.jpg
File:Moreaetan1.png
File:Sexy Ae-tan.png
File:ED10thbday8.jpg
File:110619 ae_tan_inflated_by_nazz6000.png|[[tom preston|Why?]]
File:110212_wiki_google_and_ae_tan_by_darblat.png
File:Ni hao ae-tan.png|ED Junior, Ae-tan and her animal friends
File:110103 MOAR WiP AE-Tan. by =Poison-chan.png
File:110112 AE-Tan updates by =Poison-chan.png
File:ED10thbday19.jpg|[[Anita]] loves her
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File:Gaia-ae-tan.png
File:GaiaTanAgain.png
File:Aecon.png
File:110410 ae_tan_ansi_by_thayopi.png
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File:110317 goggles_ae_tan_by_vividgrim.png
File:110330 ae-tan by ~roflmao9000.png
File:110330 little ae-tan by =k-zumi.png
File:ED10thbday16.png
File:111213 ae_tan_by_oni_defense.png
File:110206 take_it_easy_trolls_by_bread_doh.jpg
File:110214 ae_tan_sketch_by_deadshooter999.jpg
File:100915 ae_tan_by_cc_pkr.jpg
File:100909 ae_tan_by_butlerkun.jpg
File:110627 ae_tan_by_pedrotime.jpg
File:100319 LOL_INTERNET_by_Marukomuru.png
File:Fits-of-art dot tumblr dot com Ae-tan sketch.jpg
File:ED10thbday22.jpg
File:111008 ae_tan_by_projectramirez.jpg
File:110417 rip_wipfi_by_hime_takamura.png
File:110213 ae_tan_by_happyhappyx3.jpg
File:ED10thbday7.jpg
File:110122 into_some_fandom_by_chorvaqueen.jpg|Shitty [[furry]] version
File:110419 lolae_tan_by_vividgrim.png
File:100806 Ae_Tan_by_Chey_CheyHannibal.jpg
File:101116 me_by_solving_the_internet.jpg
File:100113_AE_tan_by_RaineDrops18.png
File:100119_Ae_tan_by_Jcdr.png
File:100625_AE_tan_2011_Mascot_Entry_by_sketch143.png
File:100509_AE_tan_by_Firegardensuite.jpg
File:101125_Making_AE-Tan%27s_MMD_model_1_by_%3DPoison-chan.png
File:110103_AE-Tan_MMD_model_WiP_2_by_%3DPoison-chan.png
File:110418_lolae_tan_by_hime_takamura.png
File:Ae_tan_by_the_rifted_realist-d5qjoxs.jpg
File:Ae-tan by Witty2.jpg
File:Aetandonate.png
File:AE-TAN OhI user Lulu's sig.png
File:Aetancropped.png
File:AE-tan wojak.png
File:AE-Tan Furry.jpg
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File:ED10thbday3.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:ED10thbday6.png
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File:Ae and wiki.png|Showing Wikipe-tan who's boss.
File:AETanAndKiwiFarmsRule34.png
</gallery>|border=purple|color=black}}|border=black|background=black}}</center>
 
 
<center>{{frame|{{Collapsegallery|Cosplay|cg3|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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</gallery>|border=purple|color=black}}|border=black|background=black}}</center>
 
 
<center>{{frame|{{Collapsegallery|Birthday Gifts|cg4|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Aetan-cake.png
File:Aetan5ed.gif
File:101211 Chocolate ae-tan by =k-zumi.png
File:ED10thbday2.jpg
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</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:ED10thbday5.jpg
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</gallery>|border=purple|color=black}}|border=black|background=black}}</center>
 
==OhInternet/"OhI-tan"==
 
When [[OhInternet]] was created, or rather, "shat out" by [[Girlvinyl]] (for the [[fail|short time]] it lasted), she was unwilling to let the glorious beauty of our heavenly mascot slip through her fat fingers. To remedy this (while simultaneously trying to distance herself from ED to get more [[jew gold]]) the faggots of Ohi posted a couple pictures insinuating that ED's userbase was what was dragging the old Ae-tan down, and their [[old|new]] mascot, "'''Ohi-tan'''", is simply '''Ae-tan''' with a haircut.
 
 
<div class="center" style="width:auto; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;">
{|
![[image:Time to let go.png|300px]]
![[image:OhI-tan.jpg|305px]]
|}
</div>
 
 
However, [[What what in the butt|in the end]], we all know how things turned out. Ohi was shut down because no one needed another [[KYM]] (no one even needs the first one), [[Sherrod DeGrippo|DeHippo]] still fantasizes about looking like the perfect mascot she [[delusional|deluded herself into thinking was based on her]], and the "excess weight" that Ohi-tan "discarded" is still here in the from on the ''real'' ED. Proving once again that you don't quit Encyclopedia Dramatica, Encyclopedia Dramatica quits [[you]].
 
==See Also==
[[image:Ae-tea.png|170px|right]]
* <s>{{twitter|Ae_tan_ED|Æ-tan‎ had a twitter}}</s> - SUSPENDED LEL
** {{twitter|realAeTan|Æ-tan‎ 2: Electric Boogaloo}} - The official <s>Twitter</s> X account for [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
* {{fb|ae.tan.94|And an (inactive) FB account}}
* {{deviantart|ae-tanplz|And an (inactive) DA account}}
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20110128224258/http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/showthread.php?t=2538 Archive of Ae-tan's origins thread]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica#Origins|ED Origins]]
* [[EGL|Elegant Gothic Lolitas]]
* [[virgin|Sexual fantasy]]
 
'''Inferior Knockoffs'''
 
* [[Wikipe-tan]]
* [[Vivian James]]
* [[404 Girl]]
* [[Os-tan]]
*[[Samsung Sam]]
* [[Firefox-ko]]
* [[Vocaloid]]
 
 
{{History}}
 
 
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Latest revision as of 21:59, 27 November 2024

Ae-tan and this article are perfect. Don't fuck with them!




Ae-tan (also known as Æ-tan and æ-tan) is the moe personification and mascot of Encyclopedia Dramatica. Classy and elegant, she is the rival and serial molester of Wikipe-tan, the meager maid who serves this role for Wikipedia. Some used to argue that she was Girlvinyl herself, however this steaming load could be smelled all the way to the Moon as Ae-tan is not a walking whale.

Ae-tan was envisioned by Sheneequa to be the counterpart to Wikipe-tan, because if Wikipedians can be anime faggots, so can we. However, Mungbean (aka Fapman) was the one who actually created the fucking thing in a thread on the old ED Forum where people were asked to make suggestions for a new ED mascot, but instead either tried to be edgy/LOLRANDOMXDDDD or nominate themselves. But eventually, via some miraculous power of divine providence, a modern wonder was created, and (after some shitty suggestions like "Helpedtan"/"EDTan" and attempts to outfit her with an owl named "Ed") dubbed "Æ-tan".

Unsurprisingly, the first page of her creation thread already contains speculation regarding whether or not she has a dick.

Pix

Our mascot in all her monocled glory About missing Pics
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  • Showing Wikipe-tan who's boss.
    Showing Wikipe-tan who's boss.


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OhInternet/"OhI-tan"

When OhInternet was created, or rather, "shat out" by Girlvinyl (for the short time it lasted), she was unwilling to let the glorious beauty of our heavenly mascot slip through her fat fingers. To remedy this (while simultaneously trying to distance herself from ED to get more jew gold) the faggots of Ohi posted a couple pictures insinuating that ED's userbase was what was dragging the old Ae-tan down, and their new mascot, "Ohi-tan", is simply Ae-tan with a haircut.



However, in the end, we all know how things turned out. Ohi was shut down because no one needed another KYM (no one even needs the first one), DeHippo still fantasizes about looking like the perfect mascot she deluded herself into thinking was based on her, and the "excess weight" that Ohi-tan "discarded" is still here in the from on the real ED. Proving once again that you don't quit Encyclopedia Dramatica, Encyclopedia Dramatica quits you.

See Also

Inferior Knockoffs


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