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[[Image:Angie4.jpg|thumb|Welcome to /ck/.]] | [[Image:Angie4.jpg|thumb|Welcome to /ck/.]] | ||
:''Angie directs here. You may be looking for [[Angie Varona]], the '''unintentional''' camwhore.'' | |||
'''Anežka Otradovec''' (also '''AO''', '''!FFFFFFfFfao''', '''@0''', and '''angie !!L7vAI89xm2f''' among many, ''many'' others) is a [[attention whore|pathetic]] little [[slav|Czech]] girl who needs some serious [[Surprise buttsecks|psychological examination]]. Anežka, or "Angie" as she is wont to call herself, has done a pretty good job trolling the living fuck out of [[4chan]]'s [[weaboo|/a/]] and [[Ck/|/ck/]] boards. | '''Anežka Otradovec''' (also '''AO''', '''!FFFFFFfFfao''', '''@0''', and '''angie !!L7vAI89xm2f''' among many, ''many'' others) is a [[attention whore|pathetic]] little [[slav|Czech]] girl who needs some serious [[Surprise buttsecks|psychological examination]]. Anežka, or "Angie" as she is wont to call herself, has done a pretty good job trolling the living fuck out of [[4chan]]'s [[weaboo|/a/]] and [[Ck/|/ck/]] boards. | ||
==WTF== | ==WTF== | ||
[[Image:Angie1.jpg|thumb|And why do you [[tripfag|use identity]]?]] | [[Image:Angie1.jpg|thumb|And why do you [[tripfag|use identity]]?]] | ||
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Angie [[no life|posts nonstop 24 hours a day on 4chan]], to the tune of well [[over 9000|over 500]] posts <del>per month</del> <del> per week</del> per hour, from a tiny apartment somewhere in | Angie [[no life|posts nonstop 24 hours a day on 4chan]], to the tune of well [[over 9000|over 500]] posts <del>per month</del> <del> per week</del> per hour, from a tiny apartment somewhere in the [[shithole|city of Prague]] in the [[South Ossetia|Czech Republic]]. She works at a used books store, having dropped out of a prestigious Slav university because of [[anorexia]] and [[cutting]]. | ||
Like most confused Eurotrash, Angie has a very strong and unfounded disgust for [[America]], [[capitalism]], globalization, [[McDonald's]], corn syrup, GMO foods, modern [[farming]] practices, [[corporations]], [[semen|food additives]], [[pizza]], [[Mentos in diet soda|soda]], buffets, [[free speech]], and anything at all that is not located in Central Europe and she will not withhold her opinions about the same. She believes [[JEWS DID WTC|9/11 was an inside job]]. She admits to frequently abusing [[alcohol]] and [[ecstasy|MDMA]]. She is a devout [[christfag|Christian]] and is also extremely superstitious. [[I have a 140 IQ|She claims to have an IQ of 142]] and maintains that she is a member of [[Mensa]]. She is sympathetic with [[terrorist|Islamic jihadists]]. She [[NO U|dogmatically clings to all of her opinions and makes every effort to stop rational discussion and discredit any opposition without ever offering any evidence to support her claims]]. | Like most confused Eurotrash, Angie has a very strong and unfounded disgust for [[America]], [[capitalism]], globalization, [[McDonald's]], corn syrup, GMO foods, modern [[farming]] practices, [[corporations]], [[semen|food additives]], [[pizza]], [[Mentos in diet soda|soda]], buffets, [[free speech]], and anything at all that is not located in Central Europe and she will not withhold her opinions about the same. She believes [[JEWS DID WTC|9/11 was an inside job]]. She admits to frequently abusing [[alcohol]] and [[ecstasy|MDMA]]. She is a devout [[christfag|Christian]] and is also extremely superstitious. [[I have a 140 IQ|She claims to have an IQ of 142]] and maintains that she is a member of [[Mensa]]. She is sympathetic with [[terrorist|Islamic jihadists]]. She [[NO U|dogmatically clings to all of her opinions and makes every effort to stop rational discussion and discredit any opposition without ever offering any evidence to support her claims]]. | ||
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Although she would like you to believe that she is intelligent and worldly with vast cultural and international experiences, Angie has never actually traveled outside [[Europe]]. | Although she would like you to believe that she is intelligent and worldly with vast cultural and international experiences, Angie has never actually traveled outside [[Europe]]. | ||
The endearing aspect of Angie is her [[Engrish|somewhat limited and comedic grasp of English language and her very strange lexicon]]. This leads to most of her posts being, unintentionally, quite [[lulz|funny]]. Angie claims that her knowledge of English is | The endearing aspect of Angie is her [[Engrish|somewhat limited and comedic grasp of English language and her very strange lexicon]]. This leads to most of her posts being, unintentionally, quite [[lulz|funny]]. Angie claims that her knowledge of English is auto-didactic, and seems very proud of the fact that [[Google Translator|she has taken it upon herself to master the language of people she hates with such vehemence.]] | ||
Hubris, [[narcissism]], and xenophobia manifest with certain frequency in her sometimes indecipherable ramblings. As with most [[attention whores]], she will often turn a conversation away from the intended topic and instead talk about herself nonstop. [[Newfags|Co/ck/s]] relish the opportunity to feed a troll; threads derailed by Angie will go on all afternoon. Angie hates celebrity chefs with a strong passion but she harbors a very unhealthy admiration for and fondness of [[The Sandwich Chef|Gordon Ramsay]]. That she considers him a positive role model can only suggest she's got some [[almost raped|serious daddy issues]]. | Hubris, [[narcissism]], and xenophobia manifest with certain frequency in her sometimes indecipherable ramblings. As with most [[attention whores]], she will often turn a conversation away from the intended topic and instead talk about herself nonstop. [[Newfags|Co/ck/s]] relish the opportunity to feed a troll; threads derailed by Angie will go on all afternoon. Angie hates celebrity chefs with a strong passion but she harbors a very unhealthy admiration for and fondness of [[The Sandwich Chef|Gordon Ramsay]]. That she considers him a positive role model can only suggest she's got some [[almost raped|serious daddy issues]]. | ||
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==The Slav genius speaks her mind== | ==The Slav genius speaks her mind== | ||
[[Image:Angie-durka.jpg|thumb|DURKA DURKA]] | [[Image:Angie-durka.jpg|thumb|DURKA DURKA]] | ||
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|Hint: Mushrooms should never be left to be sitting in the fridge. I would not personally eat them anymore. Slimy means they have gone bad. | |Hint: Mushrooms should never be left to be sitting in the fridge. I would not personally eat them anymore. Slimy means they have gone bad. | ||
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|Well, american beer is hard beer at all. Also, yet again due backwards yank legistlation the companies can self-define the type of beer. One can literally piss in a pot, let it rot for several weeks and call it lager in yankland. But yes, american trash product and american trash legistlation go together nice. And american beer is dismal. Yes, rant on about your petty excuse of "microbreweries" but your beer is freaking terrible. And your taste in beer is equally terrible. You are a terrible yank. | |Well, american beer is hard beer at all. Also, yet again due backwards yank legistlation the companies can self-define the type of beer. One can literally piss in a pot, let it rot for several weeks and call it lager in yankland. But yes, american trash product and american trash legistlation go together nice. And american beer is dismal. Yes, rant on about your petty excuse of "microbreweries" but your beer is freaking terrible. And your taste in beer is equally terrible. You are a terrible yank. | ||
Alton Brown is the most pathetic excuse of a telly personality I've seen. Not that I own television or anything but seriously, Alton Brown is freaking totally misguided. He actually recommeds frozen products and all that. | Angie, on beer | |||
|You always use the Jew because | |You always use the Jew because Alton said so, don't you? | ||
Because there is no other type of coarse salt, right? Kosher salt is like downgraded salt since it does not have iodide or anything. | Because there is no other type of coarse salt, right? Kosher salt is like downgraded salt since it does not have iodide or anything. | ||
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It is just that the multicultural climate USA promotes has no concern of anything and it manifests itself like a plague via financial domination in other nations and cultures. That is truly disgusting. Personally I'd like all of the various McDonald´s restaurants burn and vanish in my city. And all of the Europe as well. Globalisation in terms of finanacailly stong yank corporations is the worst awful thing.]] | Angie, on ??? | It is just that the multicultural climate USA promotes has no concern of anything and it manifests itself like a plague via financial domination in other nations and cultures. That is truly disgusting. Personally I'd like all of the various McDonald´s restaurants burn and vanish in my city. And all of the Europe as well. Globalisation in terms of finanacailly stong yank corporations is the worst awful thing.]] | Angie, on ??? | ||
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==Known names & tripcodes== | ==Known names & tripcodes== | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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Image:AO-engrish.png|[[Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?|Angie talks like this]] | Image:AO-engrish.png|[[Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?|Angie talks like this]] | ||
Image:Alchemy magic.jpg|Why does [[Bullshit|salt make water come to boil faster?]] | Image:Alchemy magic.jpg|Why does [[Bullshit|salt make water come to boil faster?]] | ||
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Image:AO-spell it out loud.jpg|That's right | Image:AO-spell it out loud.jpg|That's right | ||
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*[http://archive.easymodo.net/a/cgi-board.pl/thread/18989703 Meru Otonashí offs herself on /a/] | *[http://archive.easymodo.net/a/cgi-board.pl/thread/18989703 Meru Otonashí offs herself on /a/] | ||
*<del>[http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/ck?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_username=angie&search_tripcode=&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=rel Angie's endless ramblings on /ck/]</del> sry, baleeted | *<del>[http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/ck?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_username=angie&search_tripcode=&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=rel Angie's endless ramblings on /ck/]</del> sry, baleeted | ||
*[http:// | *[http://boards.4chan.org/ck/ Just come to /ck/...you're guaranteed to find her there] | ||
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Latest revision as of 07:16, 22 March 2023
- Angie directs here. You may be looking for Angie Varona, the unintentional camwhore.
Anežka Otradovec (also AO, !FFFFFFfFfao, @0, and angie !!L7vAI89xm2f among many, many others) is a pathetic little Czech girl who needs some serious psychological examination. Anežka, or "Angie" as she is wont to call herself, has done a pretty good job trolling the living fuck out of 4chan's /a/ and /ck/ boards.
WTF
—Angie, on anorexia nervosa |
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Angie posts nonstop 24 hours a day on 4chan, to the tune of well over 500 posts per month per week per hour, from a tiny apartment somewhere in the city of Prague in the Czech Republic. She works at a used books store, having dropped out of a prestigious Slav university because of anorexia and cutting.
Like most confused Eurotrash, Angie has a very strong and unfounded disgust for America, capitalism, globalization, McDonald's, corn syrup, GMO foods, modern farming practices, corporations, food additives, pizza, soda, buffets, free speech, and anything at all that is not located in Central Europe and she will not withhold her opinions about the same. She believes 9/11 was an inside job. She admits to frequently abusing alcohol and MDMA. She is a devout Christian and is also extremely superstitious. She claims to have an IQ of 142 and maintains that she is a member of Mensa. She is sympathetic with Islamic jihadists. She dogmatically clings to all of her opinions and makes every effort to stop rational discussion and discredit any opposition without ever offering any evidence to support her claims.
These days, she spends nearly every waking hour of every day on /ck/ making her presence well known. Before arriving at 4chan, she was b& from the English Wikipedia for injecting anti-American sentiments and conspiracy theories into every article she could find. Much of her hatred for America stems from an internet relationship with some angry-young-13-year-old from South America whom she met in /a/. No...fucking really. And she's really bitter about the ex-boyfriend.
Although she would like you to believe that she is intelligent and worldly with vast cultural and international experiences, Angie has never actually traveled outside Europe.
The endearing aspect of Angie is her somewhat limited and comedic grasp of English language and her very strange lexicon. This leads to most of her posts being, unintentionally, quite funny. Angie claims that her knowledge of English is auto-didactic, and seems very proud of the fact that she has taken it upon herself to master the language of people she hates with such vehemence.
Hubris, narcissism, and xenophobia manifest with certain frequency in her sometimes indecipherable ramblings. As with most attention whores, she will often turn a conversation away from the intended topic and instead talk about herself nonstop. Co/ck/s relish the opportunity to feed a troll; threads derailed by Angie will go on all afternoon. Angie hates celebrity chefs with a strong passion but she harbors a very unhealthy admiration for and fondness of Gordon Ramsay. That she considers him a positive role model can only suggest she's got some serious daddy issues.
Although she is most certainly the smartest person she knows, Angie is not as intelligent as she would like you to believe. Her tripcodes have been discovered using Google. She posted her own picture on 4chan. She divulges embarrassing personal information about herself... on 4chan. She cannot understand why she get flamed and no one will take her seriously... on fucking 4chan. She cannot ignore her critics... on fucking 4fuckingchan. She does not really seem to take the hint that nobody really wants her around.
Love and Animu
Prior to coming to /ck/, Angie spent nigh a year annoying the living shit out of the animufags in /a/. There she was known as "Meru Otonashi !EKExiXK1hk" and sometimes "Anonymous of Czech Republic !EKExiXK1hk". She claimed to be interested in writing fanfics, but it probably would not surprise anyone to learn that she spent all of her time there raving incoherently about her contempt for America and Western culture.
While in /a/, Angie met a nice boy named Raoul who also happened to be a tripfag. It was love at first byte and they swore they'd never stop sending instant messages to each other through the tubes. He requested of Angie, for masturbation material, the picture of her wearing glasses that has now become quite renowned. It should be assumed that other pictures (including noodz) probably exist. (If you're interested in following up on this, you can try to email him: [email protected])
These two e-lovebirds shared everything together, including his tripcode, which meant that for a period of almost two solid weeks around the start of February 2009 on /a/ you were guaranteed over 9000 posts originating from either "Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw" (Raoul) and "Anonymous of Czech Republic !pkzejWGkfw" (Angie). Unfortunately for Angie and Raoul, things between them went south rather quickly.
Apparently our Angie became too much of a pain in the ass for poor Raoul to deal with. Anybody familiar with Angie would have some idea of what this poor guy was putting up with (although it is anyone's guess why the fucking faggot would even bother with this cow in the first place, I mean jesusfuckingchrist). On the tumultuous e-relationship and untimely e-breakup Angie said:
At this point everyone was up to their ears in Angie's perpetual shit and drama. It seemed that there was only one thing left to do so that she could save face and not have to be reminded of her beloved Raoul all the time... quitting teh internets, hoping to stir up as much attention and drama in the process as possible. Shortly after Valentine's Day, she made a number of posts alluding to the fact that she planned to an hero using ropes. On Wednesday 18, February 2009, Angie, as Meru, wrote her final farewell to /a/ and departed for good.
Not surprisingly, /a/ was quite happy to be finally rid of her and numerous celebratory threads were started. But disbelief and doubt abounded, and many anons suspected she was not dead at all. True to her word though, Meru has remained "dead" to /a/, and after her suicide threat she never posted there again. She came back on 11 July for no apparent reason and tried to deny her embarrassing past for no apparent reason:
The Slav genius speaks her mind
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Known names & tripcodes
- AO
- AO !cwPOhZUcmc
- !AOSPECIALs cracked: ##毓,'躔陬
- !FFFFFFfFfao cracked: #9Ok.H_}}
- 40 !!r44u0SKEspj
- 40 !!SyBdyRGzRnd cracked: 40##anežka
- aggie !!L7vAI89xm2f
- angie !!L7vAI89xm2f
- Meru Otonashí !EKExiXK1hk
- Anonymous of Czech Republic !EKExiXK1hk
- Yin !EKExiXK1hk
- Matoi Tsunetsuki !EKExiXK1hk
- A cat in a hat !EKExiXK1hk
- AO !04brTp03q.
- @0
Gallery
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Why does salt make water come to boil faster?
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Angie explains why she's always getting b&
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Angie, responding to this article
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She actually said this
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Angie hates your microwave...
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...and your Kraft Dinner
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Oh, the irony!
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That's right
See Also
Links
- Meru Otonashí offs herself on /a/
Angie's endless ramblings on /ck/sry, baleeted- Just come to /ck/...you're guaranteed to find her there
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