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[[File:DaisyHogg.jpg|thumb|250px|[[David Hogg]], as he appears in the minds of repressed [[homosexuals]].]] | [[File:DaisyHogg.jpg|thumb|250px|[[David Hogg]], as he appears in the minds of repressed [[homosexuals]].]] | ||
'''Daisy Hogg''' is a [[Fugly|beautiful]] [[Second Amendment]] activist who currently serves as every single /pol/ack's [[Imaginary Girlfriend|E-crush]] following their tragic breakup with [[Auschwitz Andersen]] and [[Zyklon Ben]]. A prime example of what happens when the [[Useless|completely inept]], [[basement-dwelling]], [[Gay|heterosexually]][[Retarded|-challenged]] [[virgin]]s of [[4chan]]'s [[pol/|/pol/]] stop repressing their closeted [[homosexuality]], Daisy Hogg is a chantard's perfect [[waifu]] – an [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|angelic being]] possessing both the face of a [[whiny]], 17-year-old [[liberal]] [[manchild]] and [[It's a trap!|the penis of a whiny, 17-year-old liberal manchild]]. | '''Daisy Hogg''' is a [[Fugly|beautiful]] [[Second Amendment]] activist who currently serves as every single /pol/ack's [[Imaginary Girlfriend|E-crush]] following their tragic breakup with [[Auschwitz Andersen]] and [[Zyklon Ben]]. A prime example of what happens when the [[Useless|completely inept]], [[basement-dwelling]], [[Gay|heterosexually]][[Retarded|-challenged]] [[virgin]]s of [[4chan]]'s [[pol/|/pol/]] stop repressing their closeted [[homosexuality]], Daisy Hogg is a chantard's perfect [[waifu]] – an [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|angelic being]] possessing both the face of a [[whiny]], 17-year-old [[liberal]] [[manchild]] and [[It's a trap!|the penis of a whiny, 17-year-old liberal manchild]]. | ||
In a scene eerily reminiscent of the episode of [[South Park]] where [[Fat|Cartman]] attempts to turn [[Zaiger|Butters]] gay by | In a scene eerily reminiscent of the episode of [[South Park]] where [[Fat|Cartman]] attempts to turn [[Zaiger|Butters]] gay by [[blowjob|sucking his bollocks]], Daisy Hogg was born when the fucking [[genius]]es on /pol/ decided to shop the [[ugly|lovely]] face of [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School]] student and [[gun control]] [[slacktivist]] '''[[David Hogg]]''' onto the body of a [[woman]] so they could furiously [[masturbate]] to photos of the [[Sick fuck|succulent 17-year-old boy]] and still be able to argue [[No Homo|that they aren't actually gay]]. | ||
Why the fuck did this even happen, [[Asking for it|you ask]]? Some /pol/acks actually seem to believe that continuously [[fapping]] to photos of [[tranny]] David Hogg will force his parents to send him away for [[Conversion Therapy]] where he'll eventually [[Suicide|kill himself]] and rid the world of his liberal idiocy forever. [[Some argue|Others believe]] that the creation of Daisy Hogg was an attempt to [[Dorian Thorn|emasculate]] David Hogg by turning him into /pol/'s literal [[bitch]] – although this theory is obviously [[bullshit]] since [[Pussybitch|there was nothing to emasculate in the first place]]. | |||
== Galleria de NO HOMO == | |||
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File:Daisy Hogg Sniper.jpg | |||
File:DaisyBikini.png | |||
File:DaisyLovesYou.jpg | |||
File:DaisyeBay.jpg|He sold 13 fucking sets of these. | |||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
[[File:LaurenHoggs.jpg|thumb|250px|/pol/ would rather [[fuck]] a genderswapped David Hogg than his [[camwhore]] [[jailbait]] sister.]] | |||
* [[In the closet]] - Where [[you]] currently are. | |||
* [[David Hogg]] | * [[David Hogg]] | ||
* [[Gay]] | |||
* [[Pigs]] | * [[Pigs]] | ||
* [[pol/|/pol/]] | * [[pol/|/pol/]] | ||
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[[File:DaisyPenisChart.jpg|center|600px|link=My Tiny Dick]] | [[File:DaisyPenisChart.jpg|center|600px|link=My Tiny Dick]] | ||
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Daisy Hogg is a beautiful Second Amendment activist who currently serves as every single /pol/ack's E-crush following their tragic breakup with Auschwitz Andersen and Zyklon Ben. A prime example of what happens when the completely inept, basement-dwelling, heterosexually-challenged virgins of 4chan's /pol/ stop repressing their closeted homosexuality, Daisy Hogg is a chantard's perfect waifu – an angelic being possessing both the face of a whiny, 17-year-old liberal manchild and the penis of a whiny, 17-year-old liberal manchild.
In a scene eerily reminiscent of the episode of South Park where Cartman attempts to turn Butters gay by sucking his bollocks, Daisy Hogg was born when the fucking geniuses on /pol/ decided to shop the lovely face of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School student and gun control slacktivist David Hogg onto the body of a woman so they could furiously masturbate to photos of the succulent 17-year-old boy and still be able to argue that they aren't actually gay.
Why the fuck did this even happen, you ask? Some /pol/acks actually seem to believe that continuously fapping to photos of tranny David Hogg will force his parents to send him away for Conversion Therapy where he'll eventually kill himself and rid the world of his liberal idiocy forever. Others believe that the creation of Daisy Hogg was an attempt to emasculate David Hogg by turning him into /pol/'s literal bitch – although this theory is obviously bullshit since there was nothing to emasculate in the first place.
Galleria de NO HOMO
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He sold 13 fucking sets of these.
See Also
- In the closet - Where you currently are.
- David Hogg
- Gay
- Pigs
- /pol/
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