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[[Image:Ide.jpg|thumb|left|Essential reading.]]
[[File:Detective.jpg|left|140px|Typical Detective.]]
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[[Image:Internet_Forensics.jpg|thumb|left|Internet Detective{{tm}} seen here with standard issue [[roflcopter|helicopter hat]]]]-->


 
A '''detective''' is someone on the internet who is smarter than [[you]]. They are sometimes hired as a consultant to an [[internet lawyer]] or else a [[sock puppet]] of an internet lawyer.
Someone on the internet who is smarter than [[you]]. Sometimes hired as a consultant to an [[internet lawyer]] or else a [[sock puppet]] of an internet lawyer.


[[LJDrama]] often employed detectives to dig up background info on drama, specifically when the drama originated [[IRL]].  The detectives utilize their skills to reveal all relevant information regarding the participants, the real cause of the drama, and may even suggest possible resolutions.
[[LJDrama]] often employed detectives to dig up background info on drama, specifically when the drama originated [[IRL]].  The detectives utilize their skills to reveal all relevant information regarding the participants, the real cause of the drama, and may even suggest possible resolutions.
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==Skills==
==Skills==
[[Image:Ide.jpg|thumb|right|Essential reading.]]
The qualified Internet Detective{{tm}} will possess the following skills:
The qualified Internet Detective{{tm}} will possess the following skills:
:* Proficiency with [[lulz]]
:* Proficiency with [[lulz]]
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:*[[CircaRigel]]
:*[[CircaRigel]]


== See Also==
==Exhibits==
:*[[Openbook]]
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:*[[Real ID]]
Image:Internetsleuth.JPG|On it!
:*[[Batman]]
Image:Internet_Forensics.jpg|Internet Detective{{tm}}<br>Seen here with standard issue [[roflcopter|helicopter hat]].
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== See also==
*[[Batman]]
*[[Openbook]]
*[[Real ID]]
*[[Sherlock Holmes]]
 
 
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[[Category: Epithets]]
[[Category: Epithets]]

Latest revision as of 08:50, 29 April 2016

Honorary Ed Lolington
Detective
is part of a series on
Internet Law.
[With Liberty and Drama for All]

Typical Detective.
Typical Detective.

A detective is someone on the internet who is smarter than you. They are sometimes hired as a consultant to an internet lawyer or else a sock puppet of an internet lawyer.

LJDrama often employed detectives to dig up background info on drama, specifically when the drama originated IRL. The detectives utilize their skills to reveal all relevant information regarding the participants, the real cause of the drama, and may even suggest possible resolutions.

Encyclopedia Dramatica often employs e-detectives to dig up background info on drama, specifically when the drama originated OL. The e-detectives utilize their skills to reveal all relevant information regarding the participants, the real cause of the drama, and may even suggest possible resolutions. Barring those, they'll bullshit their way through.

Skills

Essential reading.

The qualified Internet Detective™ will possess the following skills:

Detectives on YT

Exhibits

  • On it!
    On it!
  • Internet Detective™ Seen here with standard issue helicopter hat.
    Internet Detective™
    Seen here with standard issue helicopter hat.

See also
Detective
is part of a series on

Life

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