User talk:Mr Jonzz/Archive1

September - October 2011

Look at me mommy; I'M ON THE FUCKING INTERNET!--Mr Jonzz 07:44, 14 September 2011 (CEST)

Userspace vandalism

Frosty has already reverted this, but your edit was obviously not appropriate. ^Ty-c_al 12:09, 17 October 2011 (CEST)

ts;dr Mr Jonzz 01:30, 18 October 2011 (CEST)

Since you don't listen to mods

You can listen to the Pain Series, as long as you keep your faggotry up. --CinoxFellpyre 12:54, 22 October 2011 (CEST)

I read the message and have refrained from amending any other user pages, unlike yourself who amended mine and then didn't have the common fucking courtesy to revert it. What's the problem, apart from your USI? Mr Jonzz 13:38, 22 October 2011 (CEST)

There I reverted it. There's your courtesy. :3c --CinoxFellpyre 13:44, 22 October 2011 (CEST)

Cheers!

I don't understand the source of your ire (Daddy issues?); I made a one word edit to a user page (having failed to recall that it was verboten) and read the reprimand... Any further user pages vandalised, nope... Wave yo dick if you want, no odds to me, I'm a genuine user and aint here to fuck shit up. Have a good weekend precious. :) Mr Jonzz 14:01, 22 October 2011 (CEST)

April 2012

Huh?

Where the fuck did the 'Contents' box appear from on my page??? There's nothing in the Edit History... Weird. Mr Jonzz 01:59, 9 November 2011 (CET)

It automatically appears after a page has 2 or 3 header. You can get rid of it by adding __NOTOC__.--zaiger (talk) 11:37, 21 April 2012 (EDT)

Yeah, I realised that after a while, n00b-question, LOL... Cheers for the 'NOTOC' heads-up; I'm learning this Wikishit slowly... Re: Pictar Comments on Another Page - SirK showed me how to  the other day so my 'Missing Pic' edits'll be a lot cleaner. - Mr Jonzz

11:21, 22 April 2012 (EDT)

Toolbox

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Category:Formatting_Templates

[[uncollapse][SPACKERS]]

Linking

They don't have to be all retarded, [[My Little Pony]] will go to My Little Pony without the underscores and piping. If you have any questions, consult Encyclopedia Dramatica:Help/Markup#Links and URLs. Mike the Great (talk) 03:18, 12 April 2012 (EDT)
Okay; I much prefer Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Why_not_pie? though... Mr Jonzz 03:29, 12 April 2012 (EDT)

Pictures

When you remove pictures people won't know where to place them when they do end up being uploaded. Instead of removing the pictures could you comment out the image instead. It makes it easier for everyone in the long run. ~ Sirkillsalot 21:14, 19 April 2012 (EDT)

It won't do any good either way if they're not on the talkpage. The what links here is what matters, if we remove it we can't get to dead images from Special:WantedFiles. Mike the Great (talk) 21:16, 19 April 2012 (EDT)

I'm saying that's all that matters. We have history buttons that do the same as commenting. It's less work for the uploader one way, less work for the removal the other. 6 in one half etc etc Mike the Great (talk) 21:18, 19 April 2012 (EDT)

He adds them to the talk page though so that is why I didn't leave a comment about it. ~ Sirkillsalot 21:19, 19 April 2012 (EDT)

Jesus, you take the trouble to clean up your TalkPage and the next thing you know there's filthy faggots swarming all over the fucker... ^__^ When you say "comment out" what do you mean? I use <!> for missing Gallery images but that doesn't seem to work on 'Page Pics' (thumbnailed or otherwise). - Mr Jonzz

21:41, 19 April 2012 (EDT)

To comment out just use  ~ Sirkillsalot 21:44, 19 April 2012 (EDT)

Noted. - Mr Jonzz

21:46, 19 April 2012 (EDT)

I see what you did there. Keep up the good work. ~ Sirkillsalot 21:49, 19 April 2012 (EDT)

Hi

Thought you might like this or something. ^Ty_c 13:14, 24 April 2012 (EDT)

I'd like my page to be p0ny-free... kill yourself faggot. - Mr Jonzz

13:42, 24 April 2012 (EDT)

You're doing well sir. ^Ty

_c 17:21, 29 April 2012 (EDT)

Pocket spaghetti

Not mine; plox to be removing. - Mr Jonzz 06:35, 30 April 2012 (EDT)

Shit, I must be drunk. My apologies, I'll move it to the original author. --MilænorTSW 06:36, 30 April 2012 (EDT)

No bother. - Mr Jonzz 06:39, 30 April 2012 (EDT)

May 2012

Weclome

way to spell. ~O b l i q u e 02:00, 6 May 2012 (EDT)

Believe it or not it was deliberate... its an obscure reference to a Scotfag show called 'Still Game'. - Mr Jonzz

02:25, 6 May 2012 (EDT)

Blockland replacement article.

http://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Lord_Tony/Blockland Here you go. As you may see it is not full of crap and strictly to the point. Lord Tony 09:48, 10 May 2012 (EDT)

Believe it or not it is actually better than the current condition of the article now. Lord Tony 09:48, 10 May 2012 (EDT)

I'm only put on the article because the person editing it is extremely butthurt at me. The article though is a complete mess. Lord Tony 19:03, 10 May 2012 (EDT)

Hey

I thought you may or may not want to know that I moved SRB2 to User:Sir.Derpsallot/Sonic Robo Blast 2. You were putting a lot of effort into it just to keep it on par grammatically and keep it wikified while it was in the main space. I don't wanna discourage the effort, but now you can be more relaxed about keeping up and the guy can, if he chooses to, flesh out his article with typos intact, go back fix them, or whatever else without having to worry about what visitors will see. A few things the article needs before it's mainspaced are grammar, wikification (which the guy was incompetent of and thank you for helping), content needs added (4 one sentence sections is not an article) and tone needs worked on (all he does is call people furries and gay, and exonerates the trolls who are also flagrant homosexuals) Mike the Great (talk) 14:56, 22 May 2012 (EDT)

Also that user you just reverted created the article. Creator requested deltions are acceptable (Although blanking doesn't accomplish that), so don't worry too hard - not vandalism Mike the Great (talk) 01:05, 24 May 2012 (EDT)

It's all good. Just trying to watch your back. Mike the Great (talk) 01:15, 24 May 2012 (EDT)

Can you give us time?

On the article we are wrighting can ya give us a day or so before tagging it? thanks! — Preceding comment added by NAMxZ (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Nikki_Olyfer

No... Jesus you're shit at this game. - Mr Jonzz

11:04, 29 May 2012 (EDT)

Alright we will rewright it. I need to get more stuff up any how. — Preceding comment added by NAMxZ (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

RE: move to userspace

It is an unfunny attack article why would we even have it at all? IMO it needs deleted but that's not my calls. Userspace is more for "hey this needs a lot of work and I don't think you're going to put it in, but rather than assume you won't entirely and have it deleted, I'm going to put it where you can work on it at your own pace (or not at all) and it won't make the main space look bad" type of deal. This is a "Okay the article looks fine but it is blatantly an attack on somebody you know irl with absolutely no internet relevance" type of deal. You have move privs, if you think something needs moved you're probably right. Just in this case I personally think it needs more than just moved. Mike the Great (talk) 16:03, 29 May 2012 (EDT)

I actually wasn't aware I had the ability to move stuff; I'd probably just fuck it up anyway... I asked for the move after having seen things flushed and then 'unflushed' following OP requests (see Truthiracy for a recent example). The user stated that they plan to 'rewright' the article so I figured I'd give them the benefit of the doubt. - Mr Jonzz

16:21, 29 May 2012 (EDT)

Nah, it's easy as fuck. Just like this. Just go to the page you want to move, add User:Name/ in front of it, and put the reason. If you do fuck it up it takes 2 seconds to move it again and delete the bad move. Mike the Great (talk) 16:24, 29 May 2012 (EDT)

Noted ~ Going back to Truthiracy I am disappoint that after going to the trouble of getting it back the OP's done nothing... it's a shame as on the face of it the guy and his bullshit come across as a good potential source of lulz and drama... I just don't have the time to follow it all up at the moment. - Mr Jonzz

16:42, 29 May 2012 (EDT)

^ That is why we move. It is middle ground between assuming the user will do nothing and shitcanning it, and assuming the user will fix it and leaving it. Also about your question email mike at dildomail.com as I don't think it's publicly listed due to spam fighting and yeah I can manage the upload. I'd also like to point out that I thought I told you "Sure" earlier but was/am pretty drunk and think I might have just told myself to tell you and forgotten. Mike the Great (talk) 03:39, 30 May 2012 (EDT)

File:Cluster-fuck.jpg There you are. Feel free to move it if you need to (works for files too, just make sure to include the File: part to rename) Mike the Great (talk) 05:07, 30 May 2012 (EDT)

Nice one fella... brb, fapping. - Mr Jonzz

05:13, 30 May 2012 (EDT)

Hello; Quick Question

Not that it matters, but R U British? --Psycho Princess 07:44, 30 May 2012 (EDT)

Your ideas are too narrow, too crippled. I am a citizen of the universe, and a gentleman to boot! - Mr Jonzz

07:58, 30 May 2012 (EDT)

Sure

But it's pretty hard to put it in an article I don't know the name of. Regardless, here. Mike the Great (talk) 04:55, 31 May 2012 (EDT)

Ya it was easy as fuck to figure out, I just didn't put the effort in before I messaged you, rather after. Mike the Great (talk) 16:14, 31 May 2012 (EDT)

June 2012

RE: LRM Quote

You're welcome. --JuniusThaddeus 13:16, 1 June 2012 (EDT)

It's because the first URL contains an equal sign ( = ), while the second URL doesn't. The equal sign in the URL confuses MediaWiki due to how templates use equal signs. --JuniusThaddeus 13:29, 1 June 2012 (EDT)

You're welcome again. --JuniusThaddeus 13:32, 1 June 2012 (EDT)

Your clusterbomb

Did you know MediaWiki has pre-defined, variable specific templates called magic words do display things like page names, times, edit counts and the such? For instance if instead of saying User:B1KWikis/SF you could say {{FULLPAGENAME}} which displays User talk:Mr Jonzz/Archive1 and would basically tell any person, not just one, to kill themselves. For instance: Kill yourself, {{PAGENAME}} would be Kill yourself, Mr Jonzz/Archive1. More on this - mw:Manual:Magic words Mike the Great (talk) 16:19, 2 June 2012 (EDT)

Actually I sort of mis understood from the edit summary, but you were using his template. You should try throwing SUBST: in there in front of the templates for shits and grins. Mike the Great (talk) 16:20, 2 June 2012 (EDT)

thx

thanks for the approve. i think my next project will be revamping Pitchfork Media Asafasdfafsd 14:04, 3 June 2012 (EDT)

this is for may

♥♥♥ 12:43, 7 June 2012 (EDT)

congrats. :) -hipcrime

15:07, 7 June 2012 (EDT)

Thanks folks... #hot salty tears of joy - Mr Jonzz

17:14, 7 June 2012 (EDT)

Well Done :D And Have a Beer :D ~ Evilea 17:43, 7 June 2012 (EDT)

file

Is this what you wanted? ~O b l i q u e 06:25, 9 June 2012 (EDT)

You're welcome. ~O b l i q u e 06:29, 9 June 2012 (EDT)

...Okay...

You wrote that like I did it incorrectly or something... --Tommy-Vercetti 19:12, 14 June 2012 (EDT)

Your user page

i noticed you got erotic enjoyment from autoplaying on your usar page, so i fix'd it as per my post on how to here. Also VD goes where? Mike the Great (talk) 07:35, 19 June 2012 (EDT)

lol I didn't even edit down there wtf Mike the Great (talk) 12:43, 19 June 2012 (EDT)

Images

if you don't leave the broken links somewhere they won't appear in Special:WantedFiles. If you're concerned about visibility there are a few things you can do with css to hide the galleries, but please do use galleries Mike the Great (talk) 23:54, 26 June 2012 (EDT)

What you do is fine, look at what I changed here. Putting just the text won't make it show up in tools.

yeah, exactly. Gallery/[[Image:]]/etc; anything to make it show up in tools. Mike the Great (talk) 00:03, 27 June 2012 (EDT)

lol I was in your shit a long as fuck time ago before sysop. — Preceding comment added by Mike the Great (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

I was just saying and commenting at your <--comment-->, it's not like a super big deal. Mike the Great (talk) 00:24, 27 June 2012 (EDT)

Thanks For The Cleanup

Of the Charles Carreon article. There's a lot of stuff that should be added too, like the stuff with Twitter/Ars Technica and his posting a $500 reward. Also his wife has apparently been running at the mouth quite a bit:

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/06/funnyjunk-lawyers-wife-wades-into-fray-calls-critics-nazi-scumbags/

This is an article about his Twitter/Ars Technica shit:

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/06/charles-carreon-just-wont-give-up/

Anyway, thanks for cleaning it up, it's nice to have some other people working on it.

--Onideus 21:32, 27 June 2012 (EDT)

July 2012

align right

that question is better directed at Mike. i did try, but i cant make it "float". i am not good with computers. -hipcrime 13:04, 7 July 2012 (EDT)

in his inimitable style, Mike has shown how it is done:

DICK FUCK SHIT CUNT

wtf? no. I just got up. somebody must have hacked my account and done it. Don't let him fool you. He's admin here for a reason. He's old, but he's been around the internet since dinosaurs invented it for al gore, and he knows his way around session hijacking (Just last night he was sending fake links to make other perform rollbacks) Mike the Great (talk) 20:02, 7 July 2012 (EDT)

hth. :) -hipcrime 14:36, 7 July 2012 (EDT)

In reply to that thing you asked Hipcrime

You need to update Portal:Gaming/fatitle also to reflect the current title :) ~O b l i q u e 06:53, 9 July 2012 (EDT)

thanks bb. wrt the wario 34: i am not really good at identifying what should go, so i want to leave that decision for someone else. -hipcrime

06:55, 9 July 2012 (EDT)

Sorry

HEY THERE!
Hey, Mr Jonzz/Archive1! I saw what you did with correcting my spelling.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

english is not my first language, sorry ;_;. Snape talk contribs 10:41, 9 July 2012 (EDT)

Dear Mr Jonzz

Please quit waking up at 2 in the morning. Set your clocks backwards 5-8 hours this instance or I will un-invent them, which is my right as an American. Mike the Great (talk) 02:39, 10 July 2012 (EDT)

	“	I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.	„
	—a Jew

- Mr Jonzz 03:06, 10 July 2012 (EDT)

feel free

feel free to add to that if you like. :) -hipcrime 11:39, 11 July 2012 (EDT)

You say that but

Miss Martian is also a loli. ^Ty_c 19:25, 11 July 2012 (EDT)

I'd expect a Green to discriminate against a White. Have you learned nothing from your League brethren's struggles? ^Ty

_c 02:39, 12 July 2012 (EDT)

you

get. on. irc. period. Andrés talk contribs 00:54, 15 July 2012 (EDT)

I know you have a chinese phone that can't open its own back panel, but if you find out how to open an irc channel on it you'd def be most welcome on #ed and #wiki. Mike the Great (talk) 04:06, 15 July 2012 (EDT)

Sure, I'll do that... just let me brush my teeth first. - Mr Jonzz 04:16, 15 July 2012 (EDT)

I still love you but

dont fuck with my precious buttons. Andrés talk contribs 00:57, 15 July 2012 (EDT)

Your position absolute fucks with block, edit, watch, revert and everything on top.

Andrés talk contribs

00:58, 15 July 2012 (EDT)

You know zaiger hates saranwrap-ish shit. :3

Andrés talk contribs

01:03, 15 July 2012 (EDT)

Whatever.

Andrés talk contribs

01:06, 15 July 2012 (EDT)

Sup

on irc the other day you mentioned there being "another mike" or some shit. You weren't talking about me were you? Mike 21:04, 18 July 2012 (EDT)

Hey

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Mr_Jonzz/Casplat how is this a joke? You're making fun of me and calling me ugly. I know when i jokes gone to far.

Casplat 03:47, 19 July 2012 (EDT)casplat

I think you're cute. I really hope you have a penis cuz trannies are hot. Mike the Great (talk) 04:16, 19 July 2012 (EDT)

It's NOT a joke... all unevidenced allegations of cyber-stalking and plagiarism on the internet are 100% solid-gold, 24-carat TRUTH; didn't you not know that? - Mr Jonzz 05:46, 19 July 2012 (EDT)

GO OLYMPICS

:D :3 Andrés talk contribs 16:49, 27 July 2012 (EDT)

August 2012

Recreating article

what do you want with it? undelete may be simpler. Mike the Great (talk) 02:04, 2 August 2012 (EDT)

- Mr Jonzz 16:57, 2 August 2012 (EDT)

Yes, hello

plz fix article meta (at least check the index, follow boxes) after rolling back pages TKN 19:44, 4 August 2012 (EDT)

yeah im a n00b

btw thanks for editing my article i know im shit at spelling fuck it i dont give a rats arse.. spelling and grammar nazis can go suck a big one :-P Godofthedevil

yeah dont start a fucking flame war with childish name calling and thinking your better then everyone else. "a faggot" wow and you call me the 9yr old with ADD isnt it time you went back into your basement with your guy Fawkes mask on pretending to change the world.

this guy must be very good at yoga cos he has his head RIGHT UP HIS ARSE!!

nice try VIRGIN!!

Godofthedevil 11:54, 5 August 2012 (EDT) <- THERE HAPPY NOW RETARD?!

I lol'd. - Mr Jonzz 12:39, 5 August 2012 (EDT)

ah well if you wanna be a sad little virgin.. thats fine with me i have better things to do then to argue with someone like you :-) Godofthedevil 12:46, 5 August 2012 (EDT)

im not mad im just amused. at the end of the day its being pointless fighting like this.. and im willing to back down from this cos no one really wins. i was alright with you editing my article to make it better there's is no fault to that but the childish name calling which we a both at fault was getting silly. just remember though your just an editor for some wiki your not god.. so dont abuse your power because it just makes you look like a moron. Godofthedevil 12:52, 5 August 2012 (EDT)

also its a tad hard to read your messages if you put that pain thing on lol :P Godofthedevil

I hereby offer a truce between us and stop this silly nonsense Godofthedevil 13:14, 5 August 2012 (EDT)

KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

- Mr Jonzz

13:18, 5 August 2012 (EDT)

TY

Thanks, and thanks for the pain series removal. That boy was so indescribably stupid. Oh my gosh, it's a S N A I S Y ! ^{What's a Snaisy?}

NP... I had some time to kill between polishing my Guy Fawkes mask and crying over having sucked my father's penis when I was seven. - Mr Jonzz 15:33, 5 August 2012 (EDT)
snaisybelle likes this.

humerus

lol. +1000 -hipcrime 16:39, 5 August 2012 (EDT)

RE:

word, do you have any linkadge that's not crackpot news sites? thats what im mostly looking for. ♥♥♥ 15:23, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

deletion

anytime. talk page discussion makes it easier to justify, also video view stats, etc. <3 -hipcrime 23:51, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

RE: [18:19]

I suspected as much, and hipcrime stated so when he set the QOTN. I said that as a joke firmly grounded in truth. In any case, the attention whore in me is glad to see my name on the front page, regardless of context. VX BREATHE DEEP 13:52, 9 August 2012 (EDT)

RE: Videos

Erm, yes and no. You can embed other sites but only a few. I'm not sure what extension we use but no you can't do raw html embeds unless you're Zaiger. If you download it, I think they got the media server up enough to upload videos internally, though. Mike the Great (talk) 06:39, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

Wow bro, your video made me sad. Mike the Great (talk) 06:57, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

;~; Also, I downloaded it but don't know where to stick it for an upload. Mike the Great (talk) 07:18, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

it's mp4 Mike the Great (talk) 07:37, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

BDC

I did that with the title. My "question" was my extremely unsubtle method of alerting him to it. — Preceding comment added by VXsalesman (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Loli

is File:Lil_B_Fan_Pic.jpg loli? Mike the Great (talk) 17:59, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

just a suggestion

Hello. Rather than using [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Ae2.png|17px|[[User:Mr_Jonzz]]]] as your sig, you may want to try [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Ae2.png|17px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] . Mediawiki is fucktarded with regard to piping images. VX BREATHE DEEP 21:13, 14 August 2012 (EDT)

Perdón

yo no hablar muy buen inglés. Andrés talk contribs 23:48, 17 August 2012 (EDT)

September 2012

cosplay cat

DAW! :D -hipcrime 22:53, 5 September 2012 (EDT)

A sammich for you

SheepBot^Talk 12:12, 10 September 2012 (EDT)

I came here to share my funk with you <3 oddguy 13:30, 16 September 2012 (EDT)

Lia Marie Johnson

Lia Marie Johnson has been restored. If you would like to continue working on it please do so. --zaiger (talk) 13:25, 23 September 2012 (EDT)

Ohai

I just checked one of my old e-mail accounts and found one from you regarding Christmas voices. I recently changed my ED e-mail to TylerR@dildomail.com, you can e-mail me your auditions as any convert-able file you want. :3 TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 21:34, 23 September 2012 (EDT)

The audition you sent in was the best so far. holy shit I lol'd so hard. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 13:38, 24 September 2012 (EDT)

October 2012

aotn

i welcome your help in selecting aotn. Bane was on GNA, so it was almost random. other options are here. :) -hipcrime 16:24, 1 October 2012 (EDT)

done. :D -hipcrime

16:59, 1 October 2012 (EDT)

srsly

Stop edit warring. I'm right. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 12:25, 3 October 2012 (EDT) .

You can have your precious S if you IRC w/ us :D TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 16:34, 3 October 2012 (EDT)

Preview

Please avoid spamming up the recent changes with minor edits.
Instead of saving the page to view your changes, use the show preview button (located to the right of the save page button) to view the changes you've made without saving them.
This way, you can go back and fix any mistakes you've made without having to make multiple edits to the page. When making multiple edits to a single article please remember to preview your edits, otherwise you clog up recent changes.

-Bystandah2012 14:54, 3 October 2012 (EDT)

Why are you stupid

TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 15:10, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

I'm going to let this pass, partially because I don't give a fuck about Johnny Lewis. If you ever start a retarded edit war of that magnitude with me again, I will rape you without warning. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 16:39, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

18:24, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

Step away from teh bunneh

I can't stand to see a poor ASCII creature with off-center ears. It's animal abuse, I say. Non-breaking space is the bunny's friend. VX BREATHE DEEP 14:27, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

(\_/)

(^.^)

(") (")

Rabbits are not rodents, they are lagomorphs.

I have a dead rabbit in my freezer. The moar you know Mike the Great (talk) 00:54, 10 October 2012 (EDT)

Nah, it's a baby

  /)_/)
 ( X_X)
o(  /)/)

Mike the Great (talk) 01:15, 10 October 2012 (EDT)

Want to watch me make it have sex with a dead frozen squirrel? Mike the Great (talk) 01:16, 10 October 2012 (EDT)

Here you are Mike the Great (talk) 01:37, 10 October 2012 (EDT)

float right

problem is: Images use that by default so they tend to conflict Mike the Great (talk) 17:27, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

lol ya

We both lol. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 17:02, 11 October 2012 (EDT)

RE:

I love those kids, I really do. ~O b l i q u e 02:03, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

bambifan

plz tell me you have a valid reason to blank the sockpuppet sections on bambifag's userpage. -BystandNiggerTwoZeroOneTree 10:17, 13 October 2012 (EDT)

LoL

hello

I love you a lot. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 22:25, 13 October 2012 (EDT)

I wish you were White so that I could say the same... ;_; - Mr Jonzz

22:35, 13 October 2012 (EDT)

kind words

YOUR DUBIOUS PRAISE

means the world to me

VX BREATHE DEEP 15:27, 15 October 2012 (EDT)

Hurro

FYI

Artículo 374 bis.- El que comercialice, importe, 
exporte, distribuya, difunda o exhiba material 
pornográfico, cualquiera sea su soporte, en cuya 
elaboración hayan sido utilizados menores de dieciocho 
años, será sancionado con la pena de presidio menor en 
su grado medio a máximo.
     El que maliciosamente adquiera o almacene material 
pornográfico, cualquiera sea su soporte, en cuya 
elaboración hayan sido utilizados menores de dieciocho 
años, será castigado con presidio menor en su grado 
medio.

A dead corpse in Chile doesn't have an age nor rights (just the human "dignity"). They don't have juridical capacity at all, because when dead, you loose your "legal existence" because you are a "natural person" from a normal birth until you die. How beautiful is Chilean law. Sauce: Biblioteca del Congreso Nacional. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 17:59, 15 October 2012 (EDT)

Rosenow = Batman

<jewtube>eT-uaqlCh7w</jewtube>

— Preceding comment added by TylerRosenow (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Talk:ThePorumbelul

what does that mean? --Andrés ^(talkplx) 15:54, 20 October 2012 (EDT)

I'd like to know why you voted at the "keep article" section, I'm curious. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 16:07, 20 October 2012 (EDT)

plz tell --Andrés ^(talkplx) 16:17, 20 October 2012 (EDT)

Casplat

lol you finally wanted it deleted? Mike the Great (talk) 16:51, 20 October 2012 (EDT)

would you like it to be back at your userspace? --Andrés

^(talkplx) 16:52, 20 October 2012 (EDT)

LoL Floshed

- Mr Jonzz

17:06, 20 October 2012 (EDT)

feature

I have learnt to love you. Also, thanks for featuring me <3 --Andrés ^(talkplx) 17:57, 20 October 2012 (EDT)

Appreciate the warning

I've been copy pasting names of files I was able to find and forgot to rename that file I found to something that wasn't in "chan format". Thnx for reminding me to avoid that shit. DarkLordTR 09:10, 21 October 2012 (EDT)DarkLordTR

thx

Creí que la galería se había estropeado. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 12:58, 21 October 2012 (EDT)

"de nada", not "nada". --Andrés

^(talkplx) 13:06, 21 October 2012 (EDT)

VX chamber

Awesome. Jonzz is a pretty cool guy. Hipcrime suggested this, but it's a bit too jewel encrusted and lacy for me. VX BREATHE DEEP 14:08, 21 October 2012 (EDT)

RE:Missing images

Thnx for the heads up. Wasn't sure if I needed to save everything when moving pictures, will do so from now on. DarkLordTR 06:41, 22 October 2012 (EDT)DarkLordTR

GSaunders is a Nonce

Found them, yo. See GS.OVENROASTED 07:39, 22 October 2012 (EDT)

:3

-hipcrime

15:46, 22 October 2012 (EDT)

Damn you

for improving my POTN . Damn you to hell. Also, the xOTNs are blank. HALP VX BREATHE DEEP 14:17, 25 October 2012 (EDT)

He meant that there was no AOTN for today and tomorrow. But it did not show that error the main page because of the fallback engine I made. nvm, I already set today's AOTN. --Andrés

^(talkplx) 15:10, 25 October 2012 (EDT)

I saw what you just did

and I approve. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 19:55, 26 October 2012 (EDT)

Total meanie

:< --Andrés ^(talkplx) 11:49, 27 October 2012 (EDT)

Jimmy Savile

wow, the UK sounds like fun. -hipcrime 01:53, 28 October 2012 (EDT)

i went on and changed the image in ~~Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/November 5, 2012~~. since you have editor privileges, you're able to edit it if you like. :) -hipcrime 18:46, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

i encourage improvement wherever possible, which is why i don't protect stuff i put on the mainpage. ps: here-

SIEG HEIL BANN STAR!

This user is a member of the ~~Hitler~~ ED Youth and an
~~Aryan~~ ED Superman fit for altar boy treatment via sysops.

You can help by adhering to their every whim and desire and learning your place, you dirty Jew.

-hipcrime

19:02, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

well damn, i forgot that date includes the 6th, which is election day in the usa, so i went on and moved Jimmy to Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/November 7, 2012 (which includes the 8th). <3 -hipcrime 19:40, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

No problem :-D --Uncle Bastard 01:28, 4 November 2012 (EST)

November 2012

Jimmy Savile

Why was my edit reverted? There was nothing wrong with it.--Uncle Bastard 22:07, 3 November 2012 (EDT) -->

that bastard fellow

I reverted his user page to the revision as of November 17 2008. That'll show 'im. Mike the Great (talk) 02:41, 4 November 2012 (EDT)

Hey Guy

It's 9AM and I'm bored. Is there any chance you would be able to mirror a youtube video of a bunch of retards in a skype call, for me? -=- Phobos 11:02, 9 November 2012 (EST)

Need some EDitor assistance to tag some pages

I figured it would be a good idea to add categories to some related pages that didn't have any, but since I can't edit protected pages, could you add some tags to these pages?

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Wikipedia_Review/I%27m_researching_Encyclopedia_Dramatica/Page_1

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Wikipedia_Review/I%27m_researching_Encyclopedia_Dramatica/Page_2

DarkLordTR 11:10, 9 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

Forgot one:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Wikipedia_Review/Move_the_Encyclopedia_Dramatica_thread_back

DarkLordTR 11:12, 9 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

Thanks for the help. DarkLordTR 11:26, 9 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

I rollbacked that edit on the EDF2 article again.

It was just some retard from the forum who added some person he is in a gay slapfight with in an attempt to troll her. You don't know this Magnum guy because you don't hang out on the forum much. Trust me, that rollback was for a good reason.

<3 oddguy 17:31, 9 November 2012 (EST)

RE: Vera

Thanks. Will use next time I see a blatant/shitty attack article.--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 22:04, 12 November 2012 (EST)

I can't get a video to auto-loop.. Any help?

I'm trying to get a video/song to auto-loop on my talk page, but it doesn't seem to play. Can you come have a look at it and help me figure out what's wrong with it?--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 18:44, 13 November 2012 (EST)

RE: Auto-play

Nope, it's still not working. :C --CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 16:43, 14 November 2012 (EST)

OK, I will talk to the sysops, then. Thanks for that recommendation.--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 23:03, 14 November 2012 (EST)

.

Say thanks. Now everything's jake. Dildo Baggins 01:43, 15 November 2012 (EST)

hey

Concerning this, you can't actually type a reason in when you rollback. But my reason was that it was clearly a vanity edit by magnum to try and shoehorn in some smalltime unimportant idiot he "trolled". Elvis 11:34, 16 November 2012 (EST)

Collapsing Account List

The collapsible lists you put on the Angelic-Catalyst Page don't actually work. Do make an attempt to rectify this or just remove it from the article altogether. PLXKTHNX ;) FacePalmVeteran 13:18, 16 November 2012 (EST)

Why are you so fucking gay?

I mean, I have never seen a man with larger breasts than you. --JMD 19:00, 20 November 2012 (EST)

Why are you so fucking gay?

I mean, I have never seen a man with larger breasts than you. --JMD 19:01, 20 November 2012 (EST)

RE:

I noticed, but it was still a terrible page ♥♥♥ 10:43, 21 November 2012 (EST)

Tulisa

It was a redlink referencing a deleted article by other sysop, it is my duty to remove it. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 15:36, 21 November 2012 (EST)

The whole paragraph referenced it. Do you want to work on Tulisa's article? I will ask meep about the deletion if you want, I only saw it on r/c, I don't patrol sysop edits. --Andrés

^(talkplx) 15:39, 21 November 2012 (EST)

Agree, I'll ask meep later. --Andrés

^(talkplx) 15:44, 21 November 2012 (EST)

What's the deal with tulisa? Is she noteworthy? Those of us from Mexico and Mexico's hat aren't familiar with chav shit. It sort of looks like a personal attack without knowing anything on the subject. Mike the Great (talk) 17:03, 21 November 2012 (EDT)

Erm, you're an idiot. This website was made in 1992 shortly after the advent of the internet specificaly for deviantartlet articles. Learn your history. Also maybe that red link should stay because we could use an article on her. Mike the Great (talk) 17:26, 21 November 2012 (EDT)

Found some full size pics of some thumbnails, need them uploaded

Don't know if you celebrate Thanksgiving, but if you do, happy holidays.

If not, just thanks for being an ED editor. Seriously, hope you have a good day.

Anyway, found some pictures that were thumbnails that need replaced with full pictures.

1

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Ngppanties.jpg (thumbnail)

Needs replaced with:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Ngppanties2.jpg

2

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Pbearsdream.jpg (small image)

Needs replaced with:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Pbearsdream2.jpg (larger image)

3

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Gettoknowthem.png (thumbnail)

Needs replaced with:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Gettoknowthem2.png

4

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Shuichiassbeads.png (thumbnail)

Needs replaced with:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Shuichiassbeads2.png

DarkLordTR 14:03, 22 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

Ok, I'll do that from now on. Glad you liked the panties pic. DarkLordTR 09:35, 23 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

Thanks for the Gif Reducer link

That link worked great! Bookmarked it for future use, appreciate the help. DarkLordTR 11:56, 26 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

December 2012

Ur cat

Tell Hipcrime and include a story I can read. Mike the Great (talk) 01:45, 1 December 2012 (EDT)

I'm assuming she's a rescue? Also I'm sober, how are you? Mike the Great (talk) 01:57, 1 December 2012 (EDT)

I've not had any alcohol at all tonight. I was too tired to drink. Also I have a cat named trooper that looks a lot like your cat but instead of a beard she has a hitler stache. Mike the Great (talk) 02:25, 1 December 2012 (EDT)

O Hay

Thanks mang :D --owl.talk 11:39, 1 December 2012 (EST)

Thx

Thx 4 uploading a newer version of Adele haz Chickins.jpg, it looks alot better. -••General Niggerson 13:24, 3 December 2012 (EST)

your crab

Mine is better. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 20:50, 4 December 2012 (EST)

Boo

is that a dildo, or a paw? -hipcrime 07:35, 6 December 2012 (EST)

cant find it

im still to stupid to find it --Noob 14:51, 6 December 2012 (EST)

ATRS

If you suddenly find yourself with a whole bunch of AT or RS files on unused files, they're most likely mine. Don't add them to the galleries, I didn't do so for a reason.
First gallery on ATRS is only for cosplay and messed up fanart (hence the gallery title "Same Faggotry. Diffrent Faggots")
The rest (ex: GIFS from the shows) go on the talk pages of the episode guides

-Gray 15:17, 8 December 2012 (EST)

I moved the theme warning to the gallery subtitle. Hopefully this will make the themes clearer. -Gray 16:38, 8 December 2012 (EST)

lol

thanks for tagging them up. you can also use {{baleetplz}} if you want, I think I made it support an argument, but that may be for timestamping, I forget. Mike the Great (talk) 16:59, 8 December 2012 (EDT)

Disregard, it's always had the field for a reason. Mike the Great (talk) 17:00, 8 December 2012 (EDT)

Yeah, just wastin' server space. I'd say delete them all but as long as we have the space, it's a terrible, terrible feeling when you know you have an image, and you look for it forever, and then find out it's gone 4ever, especially old chan crap for me. I still have my /b/ folder from when I used /b/ 4 years ago. Mike the Great (talk) 17:03, 8 December 2012 (EDT)

haha

I stayed out late for my birthday and just woke up and that dude was throwing a total bitchfit. I guess he went through his monthly googling of himself to see we're still the only relevant result. He got super mad at us when after he blanked his article with that video saying it was all an epic troll we just took an image from it, bbq'd it, rm'd the video, and slapped that image up on his article. Also in other news, I upgraded my internet and am capable of r/c patrolling like a boss like I used to with 400 tabs at a time. Mike the Great (talk) 14:54, 9 December 2012 (EDT)

Oh yeah I forgot to ask you. You verified all them images are not in use, right? Mike the Great (talk) 15:16, 9 December 2012 (EDT)

This one is cute as hell. Mike the Great (talk) 16:26, 9 December 2012 (EDT)

KLD

good work. some of those arent very usable, like this one of Chris Torres (better ones are out there now). my favorite unused cat pic is this one. good job. :D -hipcrime 12:31, 13 December 2012 (EST)

Thank you

I'm the author of Ruxandra and I had to undo some damage made to the page. Thank you very much for "protecting it" by locking. May I ask if any user can lock his own page? and for how long can a lock be extended for?

Regards, TheWholeFearlessCommunity 09:54, 14 December 2012 (EST)

PLD

suggestion for another project: PLD: the penis liberation drive. ;) -hipcrime 11:58, 14 December 2012 (EST)

user:Jacksonbright

lol you must've read my mind. :) -hipcrime 23:21, 17 December 2012 (EST)

You

are a sick man, Jonzz. Good to have you here. VX BREATHE DEEP 14:27, 19 December 2012 (EST)

Grace Saunders definitely NOT trying too hard...

_{No Section Title created by OP... who is a faggot.}

Looks like my plan to get the ED page locked worked. Thanks for falling into my trap.Hipcrime. 20:08, 19 December 2012 (EST)

Plus, I get laid more than you do.

http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1329235

Gotta love escorts.Hipcrime. 20:13, 19 December 2012 (EST)

I lol'd... - Mr.Jonzz

02:41, 20 December 2012 (EST)

The Raid

lol. :3 -hipcrime 22:05, 20 December 2012 (EST)

?¿? ¿?¿ ????? ¿¿¿¿¿

did you like my story about andres or.......? — Preceding comment added by Urikiw (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

your awesome for posting that!

hmmm... HHNNNG NIGGERJACK HYPNOTOAD CANDLEJACK! phe ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNDROP THAT LAPTOP NIHHHHHHH- Urikiw 23:14, 20 December 2012 (EST)

:D

HEY THERE!
Hey, Mr Jonzz/Archive1! I saw what you did with encyclopedia dramatica.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

15:13, 22 December 2012 (EST)

Porn Wiki Leaks/ SSN

In the recent changes it says you removed a SSN from Porn Wiki Leaks/. The admins will probably have to flush that revision so that it doesn't show up in search results or page history, so it would be nice if you could notify one of them in IRC on #wiki or a talk page ASAP so they can flush it.--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 08:09, 25 December 2012 (EST)

I saw that myself, so I left Zaiger a note. I also suspected the guy who posted it may be someone who was banned before, so I asked Zaiger to do an IP check as well.

DarkLordTR 11:19, 25 December 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

split logs

ze goggles do nothing -hipcrime 17:56, 25 December 2012 (EST)

it seems someone has requested an image for that wikipedia article... 3 years ago. :( -hipcrime

12:46, 26 December 2012 (EST)

RE: 3492023940329402349320492-304932-40923-40934-02394-03294-2304932-04923-04923-40932-40932-40923-409234-8250432850245983-05920452309584390582043958029485092476573465837459284509248509285294859028405

That was the original filename of a missing image i just uploaded...It was missing from the Your argument is invalid age, and luckily, someone had uploaded it to Gaia forums, where it had kept the flename.. Otherwise It would have a descritive filename that I would have named it.--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 13:16, 30 December 2012 (EST)

Will do. Thanks.--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 13:25, 30 December 2012 (EST)

Unused images/duplicates

Speaking of requesting image deletion, please don't request image deletion of Unused images/duplicates-that-aren't-in-any articles, as they may belong to an unrestored page/article--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 13:25, 30 December 2012 (EST)

Apologies.

My bad about the strikethrough, thanks for being a sport about it. I'll try not to be tasteless.

-Brunojl4

January 2013

crop

hi. a while ago, you cropped a watermark from an image i uploaded. would you do the same for this one pls? i am not good with computar. -hipcrime 09:30, 7 January 2013 (EST)

Catflap

hi Jonzzy! what do you mean? -hipcrime 11:05, 18 January 2013 (EST)

OMG yes! but only cuz i'm a commie and it'd be neat if s/he faced left. or maybe animated, so that the upward velocity of the balloon appears to flip and flop him as he rises. :D -hipcrime

11:16, 18 January 2013 (EST)

i motherfucking love it! -hipcrime

12:10, 18 January 2013 (EST)

and you do the same. :D -hipcrime

14:51, 18 January 2013 (EST)

that watermelon pic

... is hot as fuck. -hipcrime 17:41, 21 January 2013 (EST)

Yo

Thanks for the owls man. --owl.talk 16:17, 23 January 2013 (EST)

File:OH MY FUCKING GOD.gif

i overlooked this on my userpage. the filename is appropriate. :D -hipcrime 01:23, 25 January 2013 (EST)

Dunno What Yer Doing With 'Em

But here's some moar:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Wonder_Woman_-_Super_Friends.jpg

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Wonder_Woman_-_Fugly_Celebrity.jpg

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Wonder_Woman_-_Diaper_Cosplay.jpg

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Wonder_Woman_-_Diaper_Tat.jpg

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Wonder_Woman_-_Diaper_Comic.jpg

--Onideus 18:42, 28 January 2013 (EST)

Wonder Woman

MY NIGGA...
Hey, Mr Jonzz/Archive1, I saw what you did with creating Wonder Woman out of my crappy draft in your sandbocks
Keep up the good work faggot!

My draft sucked anyway.••General Niggerson 18:42, 29 January 2013 (EST)

comics template

good job on that template. care to have a look at Template:EDF? its very large, and, true to the default background of the forums, very ugly. -hipcrime 06:28, 30 January 2013 (EST)

February 2013

About removing shitty watermarks

Thanks for the heads up.

In return, here's a free GIF optimizer program link.

DarkLordTR 02:58, 3 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

animated cat gif tumblr

i could watch these all day. :D -hipcrime 05:21, 5 February 2013 (EST)

it's obvious this is going to be a huge distraction, and my favorite tumblr, at least for a while. :D -hipcrime

06:12, 5 February 2013 (EST)

my article got deleted

The article you helped out against enemies of the lulz, the one called "Ruxandra" got deleted by some admin. I'de like to know why this happened and what I/you/we can do about it. Its a shit day for it too, the pressure got the very same admin to resign from her position this very day.

Please help me out ;; Regards TheWholeFearlessCommunity 12:22, 14 February 2013 (EST)

Framing tips

Appreciate the heads up. However, I found changing the background and border of the frame to the same color looks even nicer. DarkLordTR 06:16, 16 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

wet pussy

-hipcrime

10:43, 21 February 2013 (EST)

i like yours better, cuz only the paws got wet. :) -hipcrime

11:26, 21 February 2013 (EST)

an animated gif or video wouldve been neat. pls don't repeat the accident just for that tho. sofas are expensive and kitties don't care for spicy stuff as you know. as an aside, the previous subheader reminded me of "Bath Time lol" by Fagnotta so i changed it. his trial is in march. popcorn.gif -hipcrime

11:46, 21 February 2013 (EST)

RE:

omg ty :D ♥♥♥ 18:54, 26 February 2013 (EST)

ZippCast

Maybe they should have actually finished making the article before putting up that half-assed abortion and expected others to fix it. BakaRed 02:56, 28 February 2013 (EST)

Thanks for all the help to my WIP Hearst article

I tend to be really good at digging up facts and most of the info I need when writing articles, but I also tend towards a lot of TL;DR, I'm still learning how to use the Advanced Meta extension, and my photo manipulation skills are really shitty, so thanks for all the lulzy photo shoops and grammar edits.

However, I did notice you wanted to know my sauce for why Hearst found the drama over McKinley's assassination funny, so here you go.

Also, since I might as well admit to being a bit of a historyfag, given how Hearst pretty much invented and popularized the style of writing used by modern day dramacrats everywhere, I'm willing to bet Hearst would've found ED itself to be funny as hell.

DarkLordTR 04:18, 28 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

March 2013

my new usar page

...is mesmerizing. :D -hipcrime 19:17, 10 March 2013 (EDT)

Re;Hollywood Babylon

Checked it out, and yeah, does look like the kind of book I'd enjoy reading, and not only does it seem like Anger wrote a really lulzy book, it also looks like the kind of thing I need to work on adding to my book collection.

Thanks for the heads up. DarkLordTR 13:39, 11 March 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR

Can you take a look at something.

This page... Would I be out of line to tell him/her that shit is unfunny? ROR - Tark 19:35, 15 March 2013 (EDT)

Thanks, ol' Martian Manhunter... That page screams WTF without the BBQ. ROR - Tark 19:41, 15 March 2013 (EDT)

RE:

No edit wars I just protected the article for an hour so they would take a break and review ED:101. I left them a message. If I shouldn't do that in the future I understand Schnookums 20:27, 15 March 2013 (EDT)

Dont call me faggot, fagot

Lol what did i do wrong with the Bomberman's beef with Taekesi section? Gretchen 01:26, 16 March 2013 (EDT)

ty for doing the mquote i just figured it out Gretchen 01:36, 16 March 2013 (EDT)

Skype template.

Is it "live", if you want I can test on a page with a Skype contact and see if you get the "desired result" per say. ROR - Tark 01:10, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

Actually looks a lot cleaner. I dunno the actual protcol to call up Skype, nor do I think we want that, but if requested I can dig for it. Otherwise, makes the dox look cleaner. ROR - Tark 01:37, 17 March 2013 (EDT)
Actually, I found a URI for skype... I had to go around the Skype devs, but it's an easy URI... ROR - Tark 01:41, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

That's the one. If I had half a knowledge on template building, there should be a way to put in a username and does the same purpose as a uri/html link on a site. ROR - Tark 01:48, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

And a useful protip: AIM, MSN and yahoo live links to message someone work the same way, too. So, if you conquer the Skype part, you can apply the same knowledge to the other messengers, too. ROR - Tark 01:51, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

I agree, we need someone 1337 to mess with that a bit. If we get the redirect where we can have a variable username to produce the resulting call, then lulz all around for Skype and messenging lulz for AIM and Yahoo. The MSN types are getting eaten by Skype anyways, so no worries on them. ROR - Tark 02:01, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

IRC

So, I heard you like to IRC. Schnookums 01:57, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

St Sherrod

haha! i love it! i will re-work my userpage soon, unless you're inclined to do it? i've liked all the ones you made for me. the soap one was a very pleasant surprise. :D -hipcrime 19:56, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

well, i was going to email you, but netsol sucks ass and stopped working in the middle of loading, so google up the uid of that email address you have, and you'll find my facebook, which has plenty of public pix. you will also find my flickr and other accounts on various sites. you may need to use quotes, or else you will get a lot of false positives on a brazilian celebrity. if you don't find anything worth using, lmk and i will get you some. :) -hipcrime

21:05, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

this one is rather nice. ;D -hipcrime

12:01, 18 March 2013 (EDT)

RE: hi

Thanks... I think. Either way common sense must always prevail.Schnookums 21:47, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

[ ] Redneck [ ] Jew [x] Nigger? Now it's time for me to get back to work. Schnookums 21:59, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

So just curious are/were you a PN? Schnookums 22:08, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

No, I understand. 99% of my IRC time in #ED-Logging and nowhere else. Just like to poke at you because of the spoiler on your discussion page.Schnookums 22:31, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

Add smart phone to the list of things I don't want. I can only imagine how much fun using the Internet on it would be. Schnookums 22:44, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

After clicking the link I quickly forced Firefox to quit. Though I saved it because it may be handy someday. Schnookums 23:02, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

Taking_Down_ED#Sysop_War in progress? Schnookums 23:06, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

Bombermanfan

+1 u for bman edits/fixz, aotn tomorrow! Gretchen 00:22, 20 March 2013 (EDT)

RE:Bman carpetporn There is some debate as to whether these pix are to be found or not. Subject sincerely believes that his fone has been haxxed and his carpet rape pix stolen...i would pay several edollars for lynx to said items. Extraction has been attempted through IRC, unfortunately efforts have been miffed up by muppets. The court of lol requests a severe sentence of death by negroid rape machine [:TURBO MODE ENGAGED:] for these enemies of the lulz. Gretchen 00:43, 20 March 2013 (EDT)

NL's 'jews vs the niggers' article

Found it..

	“	"'Civil War Between the Negroes and the Jews' appeared in the January 1980 (Fantasy) issue."	„
	—Mark's Very Large National Lampoon Site

-- Talk to me|Contribs 16:34, 22 March 2013 (EDT)

Adria Richards

eh let them do their thang, then improve it when they're done. :) -hipcrime 21:28, 22 March 2013 (EDT)

#ED-Logging

	“	WTF is Recent changes, some browser shit? Fuck that, real men lurk #ED-Logging.	„
	—Mr.Jonzz

Schnookums 19:52, 23 March 2013 (EDT)

Best plush ever

Time to get some rest! See you on the front lines tonight brave man. Also in case you missed it ^reply 12:02, 29 March 2013 (EDT)

April 2013

RE:

Don't make me <nowiki> your shit again ^reply 22:04, 3 April 2013 (EDT)

Someone saved you from the wrath of my +4. I'll get you next time, Gadget! NEXT time!

^reply 00:47, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

EDitor

Cool man yeah definitely. Thanks for the advice Puddles 20:39, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

pipefix

thanks. i didn't notice that until a long time later, because i had a bunch of other tabs open that i was working in at the same time, and forgot about editing it after i saved it for a while..-- Talk to me|Contribs 23:35, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

LOL

HEY THERE!
Hey, Mr Jonzz/Archive1! I saw what you did with that recent edit.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

Schnookums 17:26, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

Hey Can You Flush My Article?

Can you flush my article https://encyclopediadramatica.se/PerfectButt because I do not have the need for it anymore and it's all just bullshit okay? Thank you.. — Preceding unsigned comment added by SharkyKat (talk • contribs)

This sucks

It is Encyclopedia Dramatica's birthday and I made us a cake but forgot the frosting! Can you help? Schnookums 10:01, 15 April 2013 (EDT)

That looks almost too realistic and I am not asking a question that I really do not want to know the answer to Schnookums

11:14, 15 April 2013 (EDT)

Will be perfect for the cake then! And on that note goodnight Mr. Jonzz Schnookums

11:28, 15 April 2013 (EDT)

Question.

How do you email other users? — Preceding comment added by TKO (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

My real problem

10:51, 19 April 2013 (EDT)

mp4

00:42, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

This was before your accident

01:01, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

TKO

You seemed really nice not to ban Saunders. ••General Niggerson 10:57, 19 April 2013 (EDT)

boston

i think the an hero template should be on it since the massacre does actually contain an hero and have to do with an hero stuff. Think about it.

TroLOLOLMFAO 19:53, 19 April 2013 (EDT)

Mole Station

~~Don't mention anything station/train related TOW might be lurking~~ EDIT: Now I understand 01:13, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

Oh no he didn't just hit below the belt line!

01:23, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

File:Penguindude.jpg

I don't remember if you are into black dudes

10:19, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

You're right, I am a useless furnigger, I shall try not to suck as much dong as I've been doing recently in the future. Sorry.

02:31, 21 April 2013 (EDT)

I forgive you; homosexuality is genetic so it's not really your fault. • Mr.Jonzz

02:31, 21 April 2013 (EDT)

De-mod that nigger!

NKO (User:NKO) is a complete fag. Unless something gets done about him banning my accounts and reverting my contributions, I'm going to have to ask my friends to summon Neptune, or Triton, to drown his black ass.

File:16nrb.gif

File:Wowiec8e.gif

Biggest Boner Of Them All 18:28, 21 April 2013 (EDT)

==By the way!]]

Please grant me the wish of delivering some much needed rape to this latest sock before NKO closes up the GS sock puppet theater again. He's gonna put a troll out of business, that one. :)

Biggest Boner Of Them All 06:28, 22 April 2013 (EDT)

Could it be our old friend with the defective penis? I thought you had a girlfriend? Funny how you seem to be more interested in girls with a little meat on them. DarkLordTR -->

06:37, 22 April 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR

Peter, it's fun bannig yo ass, Zaiger doesn't give a shit. ••General Niggerson 06:49, 22 April 2013 (EDT)

You're stalking me

[1] 11:56, 23 April 2013 (EDT)

14:17, 25 April 2013 (EDT)

Re: My Userspace Article

Thnx for the advice!--Lurkaholic 06:29, 24 April 2013 (EDT)

Thnx yet again!--Lurkaholic 07:13, 24 April 2013 (EDT)

In all seriousness...

After I get all these articles sorted would you be willing to offer feedback so I don't screw up the FurFaggotry Portal? 14:24, 25 April 2013 (EDT)

No. We're talking about 600 articles. Sorting them was painful enough. What I am thinking is improving the portal to be more like TV and Movies. In that portal everything isn't just lumped into a single category. I'll make a duplicate of the portal. From there I'll propose modifications and we can use the discussion page so others can offer feedback. I still have to sync categories, templates and related articles. In other words if someone assigned an article to the furfaggotry category it should also be in the portal. I will write a PHP script to do that. Maybe today? Later this can be used to sync newer portals and templates in need of content. I'll let you know when I am ready

14:53, 25 April 2013 (EDT)

My interest is also minimal. It had the most articles so it was a good place to start. I will let you know when ready

15:12, 25 April 2013 (EDT)

The Big Report says 60 articles have the FurFaggotry template/category but are not in the portal. If you want me to run this report for a different portal/template let me know which one

16:54, 25 April 2013 (EDT)

For example, someone may have written a TV & Movies article but forgot add it to the portal. I now can locate all instances where that happened. If you wanted a list for a particular portal (or template) I will make one. Regards,

18:21, 25 April 2013 (EDT)

User_talk:Schnookums/furfaggotry/improved_portal#Mockup

11:19, 26 April 2013 (EDT)

Better?

16:10, 26 April 2013 (EDT)

Subject: Delivery Status Notification (Failure)
Date: April 29, 2013 5:33:06 PM CDT
Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

    mr_jonzz@redsky.nk

Technical details of permanent failure: 
DNS Error: Domain name not found

----- Original message -----

Figures :P

18:35, 29 April 2013 (EDT)

As per ED Policy

18:37, 5 May 2013 (EDT)

May 2013

Nigri files

Yo, I'm too lazy and tired to add the pics to the article. Can you do them? Thx ••General Niggerson 07:38, 2 May 2013 (EDT)

offended

Is it okay if I can add more pictures?

RED LORD THE SATAN LUCIFER 19:56, 4 May 2013 (EDT)

lrn2preview

Please avoid spamming up the recent changes with minor edits.
Instead of saving the page to view your changes, use the show preview button (located to the right of the save page button) to view the changes you've made without saving them.
This way, you can go back and fix any mistakes you've made without having to make multiple edits to the page.

[2] 02:34, 9 May 2013 (EDT)

HA HA! In all fairness that edit sent me searching for {{Template:Communicae}} because I also got it mixed up with Category:Communicae. Also my introduction to the forums. Someone called me a furry fag!

02:45, 9 May 2013 (EDT)

EDF2 is a good place. Some people take stuff too serious but hopefully they learn. Why today I saw Godwin's Law in action! And I just thought it was a myth [3]

03:00, 9 May 2013 (EDT)

Wait...What?

	“	he I would fuck...	„
	—Mr. Jonzz

03:52, 9 May 2013 (EDT)

It was lemony-fresh

16:43, 12 May 2013 (EDT)

12:17, 14 May 2013 (EDT)

In Photoshop you can import a MP4 and File > Save For Web and Device... Should you wish to edit then Window > Animation. Gimp also has some nice tools to accomplish this. You probably knew this.

12:26, 14 May 2013 (EDT)

<3 we should date

12:39, 15 May 2013 (EDT)

RE: LOL

Also known as feeding the troll. 08:44, 16 May 2013 (EDT)

Excuse me and good afternoon, Mr. Jonzz

I vote this page for deletion https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Crazyvideosandrants — Preceding comment added by Fuggyew (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

What's new?

Was going to blank your userpage but nobody is around is unban me so guess that wouldn't be a wise idea at the moment. How is the family doing? I heard you're expecting to be a father soon. The wife driving you crazy yet? Oh and how are the neighbors, not heard from that since my last visit. 03:55, 18 May 2013 (EDT)

Most disturbing.

04:29, 18 May 2013 (EDT)

Seems that Notepad and Wordpad both have issues. At least the Windows XP versions. Does DISPLAYTITLE work with the Zalgo I set in Internet Explorer? I noticed the bottom of the text gets clipped but that can be tweaked.

09:11, 18 May 2013 (EDT)

Ah well. Like the shitload of edits to my user page that's part of the learning process! GG.

16:00, 18 May 2013 (EDT)

Web browser: http://chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.wtfux.org&channel=#wiki
IRC client:  irc://irc.wtfux.org/wiki

#ED-Logging - wait, you don't IRC

04:38, 19 May 2013 (EDT)

20:06, 20 May 2013 (EDT)

bdc

10:48, 21 May 2013 (EDT)

01:05, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/should-we-have-another-mandatory-edf2-civil-war.13382/page-5 since you like kittens so much.

13:40, 30 May 2013 (EDT)

NKO stole my iPhone

18:53, 24 May 2013 (EDT)

Quote

Let Meepsheep know about changes to {{quote}} that I made. Added relevant information to the talk page. Just depends if you're a formatting Nazi or not. 23:13, 24 May 2013 (EDT)

Looks like you're gonna be my arch nemesis this morning. Yes, I let Meepsheep know. Kill yourself.

01:50, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

Play Weasel

01:59, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

KILL YOURSELF

After you're done fapping.

02:02, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

Oh yeah. I found her. Sexy!!

04:30, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

I'm jealous. Nobody imitates me.

19:41, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

Am sad.

19:47, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

just checking in

--Andrés ^(talkplx) 19:56, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

RE: Steam

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Template:Steam&action=purge You were doing it correctly. Sometimes template pages don't refresh. What you do is click the Edit link then in the URL change action=edit to action=purge. After doing I could see your changes. That trick I noticed on the sysop tasks page. Also have to do that on image talk pages once in a while. If you need anything else let me know. Regards, 21:54, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

Oh sweet! I shall attempt to be helpful more often. Also I changed the icon, found one that is a bit more crisp. If you don't like it undo my edit.

22:02, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

I agree with you, but the average user probably won't notice.

23:25, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

yo

Get on Steam and play Call of Duty with me. 01:18, 26 May 2013 (EDT)

Yes, I know.

21:36, 26 May 2013 (EDT)

This is wonderful, and you should feel wonderful.

That is all.
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 22:45, 26 May 2013 (EDT)

Happy Birthday

Now Kill Yourself

00:19, 28 May 2013 (EDT)

Forgive my friend for the rude sarcasm above

Hey Sysop Jonzz, happy birthday and my regards to you. :D LIATBuster30011 18:03, 28 May 2013 (EDT)
You are a credit to your Martian race. Happy EDay, with many more to come.
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 19:46, 28 May 2013 (EDT)

Schnookums

Schnookums (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · rape user · molestation log)

Per this [4] which vandalises my talk page, I have now reverted/protected my talk page. I also propose a ban.

— Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 23:35, 28 May 2013 (EDT)

RE:

What girlfriend??? 16:00, 29 May 2013 (EDT)

Et tu, Sysop Jonzz

Hey, I do not know why you guys like to play pranks on him. But quit it for now. LIATBuster30011 12:27, 30 May 2013 (EDT)

RE:

Could you have a look into this? I'm gonna head to sleep. 15:13, 30 May 2013 (EDT)

righteous verbiage

...usually comes from Brits. ;) -hipcrime 16:53, 30 May 2013 (EDT)

Hello Mars from loving nation of venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea

Hello and greet from venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Our meth-addled ferret allies inform me that your martian people are enemies of our nation. I have also seen your admiring of our national exports. If you are having will to fight with venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea, against our pathetic capitalist opponents of America and their subhuman southern secessionist pigdogs, we are be willing to gift Mars with all methamphetamines and false American currency. Our many space rockets can flight to Mars one hundred times without fail. If Mars is be hating the venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea, it will be wiping from the face of the Earth by our powerful atom bombs which function without fail.Ambassador of venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea 18:08, 30 May 2013 (EDT)

gun control

I suggested it to be featured. It really should be sometime in June. Can it?

RED LORD THE SATAN LUCIFER 19:35, 30 May 2013 (EDT)

June 2013

MediaWiki

This is something I discovered the other day.
Kind of a neat trick so figured I would show you.
Notice the lack of ''' and <br />.
If you know of anything do share.

08:58, 31 May 2013 (EDT)

Do you have permission to edit [5] ? I am researching advanced wiki techniques.

09:22, 31 May 2013 (EDT)

Useless. Thanks anyways. Also kill yourself.

09:27, 31 May 2013 (EDT)

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Dark_Souls&diff=0&oldid=537340

[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]] likes this.

23:04, 2 June 2013 (EDT)

Thanks

Thanks for addressing my concern on that the other talk page.

I have another question. How do clean-ups work? A few days ago, I saw this Emilie Autumn page needed a rewrite and I made one.

How would I put it in? Would I just made the major edit all at once? (I will, of course, add in the "watch" logo and adjust the contents etc)

Qwb 18:54, 31 May 2013 (EDT)

June 2013

FIRST!

• Mr.Jonzz

07:42, 6 June 2013 (EDT)

Hawt steamy stinkrat on martian action? My place or yours?

07:48, 6 June 2013 (EDT)

I'm ready Mr. Jonzz 08:10, 6 June 2013 (EDT)

RE: nigger

Nobody is supposed to know I am black. 06:52, 7 June 2013 (EDT)

I WILL KILL MYSELF BEFORE THAT HAPPENS.

10:48, 7 June 2013 (EDT)

I'm You Now!

Apparently that's the current going delusion presented by Schnookums aka Dumbfuck. Anyway, since you're "me" now, perhaps you'd like to take over Gray's work as far as putting images into articles (from my working page). ^__^ --Onideus 12:10, 7 June 2013 (EDT)

:D

:P ~ Dbaggins aka Dildo B. 06:07, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

faggot / dongs

Just wondering if there's any particular reason for you defiling my user page :: D. Baggins >> 22:00, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

lol :: D. Baggins >> 22:05, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

Yeah, I know

That was my current assignment but it has been put on hold indefinitely, really! Also I didn't break any rules and they banned me. Not fair. 22:10, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

Instead of fucking around why don't you do something useful?

00:44, 11 June 2013 (EDT)

Thanks

That's perfect.

Did you make that yourself or that been used already on a page? I was looking around at other articles but wasn't able to find it.

Qwb 22:47, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

Could you respond to what I asked on Schnookums' talk page?

I want to start on the Bible clean-up but I would like guidance before starting. In particular, an article with lots of text (especially for the Epic Bible Citations part)

Qwb 19:26, 16 June 2013 (EDT)

One direction

We should feature the article soon? Lets set a schedule and we will also look for improvements if possible. Schnookrums is out look at his contrib

RED LORD THE SATAN LUCIFER 16:11, 19 June 2013 (EDT)

I need an favor.

Hop on chats when you can, I need a favor. It isn't sexing, and totally related to ED Policy.Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 16:08, 21 June 2013 (EDT)

Iu neeud adviuce regaurding soume HTML four au rewriute ouf Cracked. Iuf youu areun't myu maun, wouuld youu bue kiund enouugh tou poiunt meu iun theu direuction ouf someuone whou couuld beu ouf serviuce?
Anwaur Saudat's Hourny Ghoust 17:41, 26 June 2013 (EDT)

Some of those words you used were a little too big for me, but I think I got the gist. Thanks anyways.
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 18:30, 27 June 2013 (EDT)

why

does your Martian Manhunter look like he was on Futurama TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 11:19, 24 June 2013 (EDT)

Mind deleting the draft of the page you copied from my userspace?

I was wondering if you wouldn't mind deleting this, since you copy-pasted it over what used to be a redirect page to the Insane page.

I asked Hipcrime to move it since Editors don't have the right to overwrite redirects, and since a "yandere" is a form of insanity, I just wanted to do a simple page move (with the moved page linking back to the Insane article) instead of having to copy paste the content of my draft page then having to have the draft deleted.

I was advised to do the above anyway by another sysop.

DarkLordTR --> 11:46, 24 June 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR

Yandere

<3 -hipcrime 12:32, 24 June 2013 (EDT)

feature

can we feature 1D?

RED LORD THE SATAN LUCIFER 19:48, 25 June 2013 (EDT)

Hey you gigantic faggot, I already gave you your answer. If you forgot it, you can always read it again. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 21:40, 25 June 2013 (EDT)

sup

Aw, ty bb. It beats the hell out of a barnstar. VX BREATHE DEEP 16:28, 28 June 2013 (EDT)

Shentao Muise

Please stop adding in the messages about Lalique. The snark has faded; I held the fact that there was snark on this page so that she would give me something in return. Payment has been made, and her presence on the site is no longer needed. Nor is her page, if you have the means to destroy that. — Preceding comment added by TheMadHatter (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

You using our site to blackmail people? Uberfukken 19:30, 28 June 2013 (EDT)

That's how it reads to me... I vote we deep-6 this fucking cunt if that's the case. • Mr.Jonzz

19:32, 28 June 2013 (EDT)

Agreed. Uberfukken 19:32, 28 June 2013 (EDT)

I think someone has hijacked his account, note how he suddenly doesn't know how to add in his sig.

--Onideus

19:34, 28 June 2013 (EDT)

I don't use the site to chat, thus I had no idea how to sign. Also yes, blackmail. It worked, too. At any rate, mention of Lalique is no longer required.TheMadHatter 19:41, 28 June 2013 (EDT)

Okay, now I know you're not the same person, because you left a message on my talk page when you signed up and you certainly knew how to put your sig in then. --Onideus

19:43, 28 June 2013 (EDT)

Actually for some reason it signed itself that time. Go figure. TheMadHatter 19:44, 28 June 2013 (EDT)

Goodnight. Uberfukken 19:45, 28 June 2013 (EDT)

What do you have in mind?

I'm no alien sexual but I don't do gay secks sorry. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 16:26, 29 June 2013 (EDT)

I never said I didn't like gay secks. And even I did, why would I ever have sex by some Green Mutant in spandex with minor symptoms of Harlequin Ichthyosis who can optionally be Tsimfuckis Father, if he has a bird for a face. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 18:24, 29 June 2013 (EDT)

I don't really fucking know, this should be my last edit for today.

El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 23:41, 29 June 2013 (EDT)

your immediate attention is required for this penis enhancement marvel

Please flush this irredeemable fucking shit forthwith, kthx VX BREATHE DEEP 00:47, 30 June 2013 (EDT)

orly

This is bullshit but I'll play along cuz I want the big green cock. VX BREATHE DEEP 13:34, 30 June 2013 (EDT)

What, no buckets of neon green, radioactive semen? Granted, it's a trivial matter, but I can't help but feel slighted nonetheless. VX BREATHE DEEP 13:51, 30 June 2013 (EDT)

hey

can you take a look at these diffs and see what was removed? i can't tell what was, but the page history shows at least 1k bytes removed between the current and previous revisions.-- Talk to me|Contribs 19:16, 30 June 2013 (EDT)

giving you the link

No. ••General Niggerson 21:19, 30 June 2013 (EDT)

get it yourself. ••General Niggerson 21:23, 30 June 2013 (EDT)

You're a smart guy. Figure it out when I said "Zaiger told us not to worry about index" HINT:User talk:Zaiger ••General Niggerson 21:45, 30 June 2013 (EDT)

July 2013

Mr. Jonzz, my lulz is weakened, please help.

Help me!!!, my lulz level is weakened. And I don't feel good, PLEASE HALP!!! El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 17:19, 4 July 2013 (EDT)

pipe trick

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Pipe_trick

Did you know about that? Example: {{Like|[[User:Schnookums|]]}}

[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]] likes this. 09:12, 4 June 2013 (EDT)

No, you.

09:47, 4 June 2013 (EDT)

Don't be jealous that I'm dedicating my time to the portals and not engaging in some hawt stinkrat on Martian cybersex with you.

09:53, 4 June 2013 (EDT)

Gee Mr Alien Dude, thanks for regaining my lulz. Apperciated

Nowwwwww I still don't see if I would suck your cock yet but, I don't really know. Been busy playing Hat Fortress 2 all day and I seem to be adapting to their blatant faggotry.

Funfact: Did you know that the TF2 community often consist of,

Faggots
13 year old boys
Virgins
Fatties
Griefers
Trolls
Auties
Asspies
Tourettes
RAGE
Minecraft Fanboys
That bastard who created Minecraft, (No Seriously) [[6]]
Lulzkillers (though very rare to find)
Ponyfags (Trolling them is greatly acceptable.)
Redditfags (Valve loves Reddit, [[7]])
Casualfag
Tourneyfags
Weeaboos
Newfags (Either /v/ or /b/)
Internet Tough Guys
Jews (They owned more hats & unusuals than every Steam users)
n00bs
lusers
People who are going to die alone
Neckbeards
Gotis
Niggers (That is optional because niggers don't seem to enjoy cuteness)
Obama
Chris-Chan
The Top 5 Shooters
Anonymous (Anonymous just simply stays away with this one, the Anonymous knows that the faggotry is so contagious, it is extremely improbable that it can be cured and is ultimately deadly.)

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2041907 ~ This one is the chemo that should be very useful by removing all source of hat faggotry throughout the game. Thus pissing Gaben off, because he doesn't got his food for days.

I would begin contributing these into the TF2 Article whenever. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 15:14, 6 July 2013 (EDT)

^{"WTF am I reading?"}

:(

Hey, where'd you go? You haven't logged on in a long time. You should come back to us - ED needs its sysops to fight against the enemies of the Lulz. Farfoos 20:29, 7 July 2013 (EDT)

DICKS EVERYWHERE!

Hello, I'm El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo and I am too fucking pissed that I get treated like this wanna know why?

Hello, you know that latest ban I'm been having about it so far, well I'll tell you why. Though it was for the lulz just by trolling one of your users and you're all been just trying way too seriously and ban me without regrets, I also forget to mention that I edit Articles without any source of vandalizaism or other faggotry included, and you just happen to ban me anyway, SO ARE YOU WITH ME OR AGAINST ME!!! AM I PART OF ED OR JUST A PLAIN FAGGOT WHO WANTS TO Take Down ED!!! You're making a fucktard outta me Sysops and I'm not laughing yet. By the time my banning expires i'm going happen to request a deletion on my talk page so that way, I wouldn't be struggling to try to troll any of you users again for a risk of getting banned and kittens of course.

This is El Hombre and i'll be logging off this sockpuppet account. And am too pissed that I get treated like this for no reason. Even Though I'm just only cause it just for the lulz, fuck you. >:( El Hombre's Sockpuppet 18:42, 8 July 2013 (EDT)

my userpage

... is always awesome, thanks to you. <3 -hipcrime 16:54, 9 July 2013 (EDT)

Contessa

love it. :) -hipcrime 04:16, 14 July 2013 (EDT)

Hello, Cracker

Please read my achtung templates at my userpage, i'll be logging off. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 20:25, 16 July 2013 (EDT)

Asshole

Ok fine, fine. i'm am unfunny illiterate spic, what can I do to make this better.

Ughhhh, seriously what can I do to make it better. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:27, 16 July 2013 (EDT)

Just do this so that I won't get ragequit ED, please just listen to me for once. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:28, 16 July 2013 (EDT)

Or to be banned. El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:29, 16 July 2013 (EDT)

I have anger issues, and U.S.I El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:30, 16 July 2013 (EDT)

I won't act retarded to one of your users again, I promise, I know, I troll one of your users just for the lulz but it just keeps me alive so that way I won't stay unfunny El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:32, 16 July 2013 (EDT)

How can I do that? El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. 22:46, 16 July 2013 (EDT)

Grease Monkey Script

You're attempting to fight with it. ;) --Onideus 18:23, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

I turned it off...for now. --Onideus

18:31, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

Fluffernutter

lol awesome! :D -hipcrime 12:24, 27 July 2013 (EDT)

I need to look (better) at the URL

Shit, I didn't even notice that. I'll just add it to the talk of the Ironholds article, since that is the redirect for Fluffs nuts. But the AOTN needs my grammar edits then at least :P. Atomicnumber27 15:09, 27 July 2013 (EDT)

Semi-colon

— Preceding unsigned comment added by Atomicnumber27 (talk • contribs)

RE:toast4U...

You are a sexy man Mr.Jonzz

--milwin 12:17, 28 July 2013 (EDT)

^^^fapfapfap -hipcrime

03:28, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

August 2013

alvinfox and spree template

if he's showing that page , which is basically a notice of filed complaint, to the cops as evidence that he informed us that hes filing one, i want their browsers to crash. let it be, k?-- Talk to me|Contribs 20:47, 2 August 2013 (EDT)

my talkpage is totally not being watched

:D -hipcrime

03:27, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

thanks

thanks for the liveleak code.--milwin 22:22, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

video

yeah it didnt last a minute. gotta find somewhere else to put it. anonfiles is fine for now i guess. Uberfukken 23:35, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

Fucking sweet, thank you. I didn't realize we could embed from so many sites. Uberfukken 00:29, 4 August 2013 (EDT)

So we could also get the video id thingy to work with say Redtube or ImageFap right? On an unrelated note - thanks for them skateboarding images. Atomicnumber27 03:09, 4 August 2013 (EDT)

get on irc faggot

-hipcrime

22:00, 4 August 2013 (EDT)

editnotice

how did you get yours to work?-- Talk to me|Contribs 18:25, 6 August 2013 (EDT)

Le Merci

Thanks for the table, so here is a chair:

Atomicnumber27 16:10, 10 August 2013 (EDT)

btw

forgot to thank you for the jumping toast picture.
I will thank you with more Mr Jonzz hawtness
--milwin 01:33, 11 August 2013 (EDT)]]

New job

Fiscal the Fraud Fighting Ferret

Not sure about the "Fiscal the Fraud Fighting Ferret" name but I am so excited about my new job! Until next time, stay safe everybody. Echo of Schnookums 14:43, 16 August 2013 (EDT)

Twerk Cat

...is adorable! after my hip heals, maybe i can show Henrietta how to twerk. :3 -hipcrime 03:19, 20 August 2013 (EDT)

RE: Any chance of a discount?

The following discounts are available for DONGS.

Quantity	One	Two	Three	LOTS
Discount	0%	4%	12%	24%

For each extra you get an additional 10% off. Your business is appreciated. Interstellar Shipping & Trading 08:50, 20 August 2013 (EDT)

Shipment

Your shipment has arrived, where should I put it? Again, we appreciate your order. Interstellar Shipping & Trading 22:47, 20 August 2013 (EDT)

You know I'm upset you didn't let me delete Enzo-Matrix. Next time, no discount for you! Interstellar Shipping & Trading 17:00, 23 August 2013 (EDT)

lol

thank you for doing the whole name thing

suddenly punxsutawney phil commits suicide and nuclear winter ensues — Preceding unsigned comment added by Disassemblyline (talk • contribs)

help...this music...- disassemblyline | _^talk | _^contribs 19:54, 21 August 2013 (EDT)

re: rasslin

Shit, looks good to me. Kinda surprised so many of them have their own articles. Wrestling in general is huge on the internet but they kinda exist within their own bubble. With the series template I have an excuse to retain some of the content from the original article and spread it into a few stubs before I overhaul the fucker. -Uberfukken 01:05, 22 August 2013 (EDT)

Fuckin A with those 500 errors, I lost two hours work one time, do everything on notepad ever since. Warrior is batshit no doubt, he has some blogs up that are downright baffling. Another one worthy of its own article would be the Owen Hart incident. Macho Man could be greatly expanded on as well. It's a whole world that really hasn't been tapped yet by ED, and the online fanbase is fucking rabid. -Uberfukken 01:32, 22 August 2013 (EDT)

For Owen, don't know if there's enough material to make a complete article about it. No footage of the actual fall exists, just a few photographs. Also yeah, they have the Wellness Program because all their ex-talent wind up suicidal drug addicts. Plus the 3-strikes policy for steroid abuse but it's common knowledge that they only enforce that shit when they're looking to break someone's contract. ECW deserves its own article in my opinion, their short stint was filled with all kinds of drama and scandals. Uberfukken 02:11, 22 August 2013 (EDT)

what

did you seriously just lock my page, dissapoint Likeicare 04:11, 24 August 2013 (EDT)

Did you seriously just ban that user? I am disappointed. Interstellar Shipping & Trading 04:37, 24 August 2013 (EDT)

i have learned my lesson, wont happen again Likeicare 15:09, 25 August 2013 (EDT)

My new artykulzr

How'd u liekee?--Lurkaholic 16:10, 24 August 2013 (EDT)

:D

wb, were you on a vacation or something?-- Talk to me|Contribs 01:38, 31 August 2013 (EDT)

September 2013

8]]

Thanks mang 8] 8] 8] --owl.talk 13:14, 2 September 2013 (EDT)

Sonic Robo Blast 2

In what way is this not a vanity article of no interest to anyone but the subjects (who keep edit warring) and pure shit? --Paul Atreides 16:43, 6 September 2013 (EDT)

I got another admin to unban me. I don't understand what's up with you. Why did you ban me for a week because I removed some little kid's rage edits from the article? All he's doing is making the article even shittier than it already was to begin with and so are you. Plus, that kid ban evaded after he got banned before when he vandalized the article. I don't even get why you have any power. You don't seem like a very good administrator. -TeamLava

I heard you're jealous

My space station was featured on the cover of a book! What have you accomplished with your miserable life? Interstellar Shipping & Trading 01:32, 9 September 2013 (EDT)

foty

Faggot of the year -Uberfukken 09:26, 11 September 2013 (EDT)

Ugh I've been bitching about that recently but it's falling on deaf ears. The automated spam blocking for the forum is out of control. Try running CCleaner and registering under a proxy, that's the only way around it. -Uberfukken 02:32, 12 September 2013 (EDT)

so you gonna make an account sexy jonzz?--milwin 06:50, 20 September 2013 (EDT)

October 2013

What the FUCK?!

You wrote an article about ME?! On Encyclopedia Dramatica?!!! ARRRRRRGH!!!!!

You think that's funny?!!! NO! It's NOT funny! It's an INSULT!! I don't DESERVE being flamed by anybody, and I don't even DESERVE an article on a troll wiki like Encyclopedia Dramatica, you fucking bastard!!!!! I'm just in a FOUL PISSY MOOD that TV Tropes is starting to become less fun by letting its admins RUIN its rules by spamming articles with namespaces, destroying and renaming tropes, and deleting examples for being "zero context"!! I'm NOT a wiki troll, I'm NOT a faggot, and I'm NOT supposed to be a butt monkey!! The TV Tropes admins are LYING about me!!!! I just JOINED the site to stop being bored!!!

I can't BELIEVE you wrote an article making fun of me on THIS NASTY SITE!!!! You KNOW that ED is one of the WORST websites ever for trashing everything on the internet!! And trashing my work on deviantART and YouTube too?!! AGAIN?!!! You rotten, lousy, goddamn idiotic troll!!!! You guys are WORSE than the YouTube trolls who flamed me when I was 11-13 years old!!

Seriously!! You'd better take down that article you wrote about me RIGHT FUCKING NOW or I'll sue this site for harassment and cyberbullying!!! Nate Spidgewood 17:09, 10 October 2013 (EDT)

bro, you're seriously trying too hard at this. ♥♥♥

17:12, 10 October 2013 (EDT)

Mr.Nate you haven't given me your response yet.--milwin 17:16, 10 October 2013 (EDT)

halp

Do you know why this slideshow isn't staying within the defined dimensions? Shadow. 22:35, 11 October 2013 (EDT)

Gordon Ramsay

Dude, He's proud of being Scottish. Plus technically unless they're some kind of Frankenstien-type monster, noone is "British". --Funji 18:23, 13 October 2013 (EDT)

re:

i actuall just started going on /co/ again yesterday; i had been having too much fun funposting and quality thread-crafting on [s4s] and forgot about it for a few months. sorry, cant really help.-- Talk to me|Contribs 18:56, 14 October 2013 (EDT)

AdBlock

What do you think about doing an article on AdBlock? I mean aside from the Kickstarter, we got some ED article people who have publicly bitched at their fans for using it, namely Linkara and DSPGaming So there must be some fun to be had out of it?--Funji 21:59, 16 October 2013 (EDT)

you get bitches erryday

File:mr jonzz fucking.jpg--milwin 13:28, 18 October 2013 (EDT)

That's a goblin or some shit foo'... • Mr.Jonzz

13:41, 18 October 2013 (EDT)

man goblins martians fuck it, you're all green niggers anyways.--

milwin

14:47, 18 October 2013 (EDT)

green text

That looks like what would happen if I got drunk and banged you hard, what a truly beautiful son we have.--milwin 16:34, 18 October 2013 (EDT)

Y U NO?

You should come hang out with us on the forum sometimes motherfucker. oddguy 15:35, 19 October 2013 (EDT)

- Okay I did it. I talked to the new admin and he just made an account for you (you can ask him later and he will change the name if you don't like it)... Now, how can I send you the password without everyone seeing it? Can you give me an Email I can send it to? oddguy 04:29, 20 October 2013 (EDT)

Well jonzz you missed the faggot of the year contest, but there's another contest right now called the attention whore of the year.--milwin 06:46, 20 October 2013 (EDT)

Emailed you the username and password. You can come play now. oddguy 11:56, 20 October 2013 (EDT)

halp

someone is having a problem with morphquotes and I was hoping you could help. -Uberfukken 18:19, 22 October 2013 (EDT)

disregard that i suck cocks. -Uberfukken 18:56, 22 October 2013 (EDT)

Thoughts?

I wrote a thing. Share opinions maybe.
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 21:40, 31 October 2013 (EDT)

Fix my mess plox: Healthcare.gov
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 22:21, 31 October 2013 (EDT)

November 2013

FYI

Not much out there but found a couple amusing videos.

wide quotes

hi. i saw somewhere that template:quote has a parameter that allows the quote to be as wide as the screen, but i can not find it now. would you be a dear and fix my edit so teh quote is wider, please? <3 -hipcrime 17:01, 7 November 2013 (EST)

A/S/L

This user is an ASL affiliate.

This userbox constitutes as harassment of an ED admin and must be removed from your talk page immediately. Thank you in advance for your cooperation. Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 16:24, 15 November 2013 (EST)

Noticed that after the fact. You must think you're clever.

Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 19:48, 15 November 2013 (EST)

Now I get it. I'm so glad I don't wear those fucking weight loss glasses.

Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 21:37, 15 November 2013 (EST)

Duck Hunt

Great work with Duck Hunt!
Have a Weasel Boy^{^™}

Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 21:03, 17 November 2013 (EST)

RE: TY

You're welcome. --JuniusThaddeus 12:33, 18 November 2013 (EST)

in re: ein SysOp

fuckin lol'd VX BREATHE DEEP 10:50, 23 November 2013 (EST)

You're good at this stuff... How do you feel about helping me with some editing I can't figure out?

Plz? oddguy 11:34, 23 November 2013 (EST)

Well, i'm making this template: Template:Lulzgames and there are a few things I can't figure out...

Can you think of a good font for this? Something more... computer-ish?
Align the articles in a column?
You think there is a little off/on power-button unicode somewhere? I can't find it. I wanna put it next to the collapsing thing.

Thanks.

oddguy

12:13, 23 November 2013 (EST)

Starting to look better. Thanks. The power button looks wrong so i'll just leave it the way it is. oddguy 13:56, 23 November 2013 (EST)

Okay, I fucked something up. It isn't floating on the upper right. oddguy 14:41, 23 November 2013 (EST)

Never mind. I figured it out. All miniseries templates float top right of the section they are in. I just never noticed it until noe because everyone has always put them on top. The new template is fine. oddguy 15:33, 23 November 2013 (EST)

RE:Help with moving page.

Thank you kindly, sir. --Mirrors II 14:16, 24 November 2013 (EST)

Can you forgive me>

It was our first date and I guess things just got out of hand.

THUMBS UP

I saw that ferret in a noose so I thought I'd congratulate myself with this shitty pseudo-template.

VX BREATHE DEEP 19:51, 29 November 2013 (EST)

December 2013

Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Editors/Nominations

you are needed there for voting.-- Talk to me|Contribs 19:29, 2 December 2013 (EST)

my ass <3

submitted for your approval. make sure you aren't eating when you click them. :) -hipcrime 01:02, 3 December 2013 (EST)

zomg questionable genders

I could fap to this. I could also kill myself immediately afterwards. On a tangentially related note, that second A/S/L box makes me imagine a spaghetti Western in which Clint Eastwood brutally murders a pack of weasels who thought they had killed him. VX BREATHE DEEP 19:53, 5 December 2013 (EST)

I will now commence dying of laughter. VX BREATHE DEEP 00:37, 6 December 2013 (EST)

Jonah Mowry

would you do me a favor and put a nice frame around the video in this section, so that people can tell that there should be a video there? <3 -hipcrime 00:36, 6 December 2013 (EST)

awesome, even color co-ordinated. thanks Mr Jonzz. xo -hipcrime

01:03, 6 December 2013 (EST)

included you in some artwork

BIGGAR FGJ • Mr.Jonzz 07:22, 10 December 2013 (EST) — BIGGAR FGJ • *Mr.***Jonzz** 07:22, 10 December 2013 (EST)

More here. Uberfukken 17:33, 7 December 2013 (EST)

hey

where's that page you had with all the video embed options?-- Talk to me|Contribs 19:56, 7 December 2013 (EST)

LOL I just noticed that. Uberfukken 19:00, 9 December 2013 (EST)

RE: Mikemikev

Thanks. --JuniusThaddeus 19:05, 9 December 2013 (EST)

redirects

happy to help. also, i love your sidebar. :D -hipcrime 16:23, 10 December 2013 (EST)

RE:Revenge Porn

At least he found an honorable way to commit a felony. When are you going to set Kraken? The tentacles should drape over the main page. 14:34, 13 December 2013 (EST)

<div style="width:150px;height:50px;left:-40px;bottom:20px;position:relative;">
[[File:Threat Advisory Kraken.png|link=Cthulhu]]
</div>

That should do it and content below the header shouldn't be nudged down so the tentacles overlap.

14:53, 13 December 2013 (EST)

I came (after switching to another browser and turning off HD)

22:22, 16 December 2013 (EST)

Your holiday spirit makes me sick. At least it somewhat resembles Snoopy. 00:03, 23 December 2013 (EST)

I don't mind you touching me, though you might get special present for Christmas.

02:02, 23 December 2013 (EST)

oh damn, ive missed part of your threat level series. totally diggin the tentacle one above, and the Santa Claus on the frontpage. :D -hipcrime

17:10, 23 December 2013 (EST)

Rap is for who, now?

THUMBS UP

I see you have been enlightened by the gospel of RAP IS FOR CRIMINALS. Carry the light of faith as your torch, and with it, banish the darkies. VX BREATHE DEEP 02:58, 21 December 2013 (EST)

VX + Seigfried = BFFs

There is no acronym that can sufficiently characterize my laughter. Seigfried is the greatest festive mascot ever! I shall print him out and deck the halls... unless they're public halls. Something tells me some people may not love him as they should. Thanks a bunch, my green brother! VX BREATHE DEEP 00:35, 23 December 2013 (EST)

Encyclopedia Dramatica has, in a way, been trolled!

10/10 troll is 10/10 troll. :-)

I got you:

Banning me repeatedly.
Signing my fake petition which is now gone.
Updating my article.
Responding to my emails.
Getting angst over nothing.

Grace Saunders has, in a way, trolled all of ED. Pussy Gushing 11:59, 29 December 2013 (EST)

Allow me to riposte...

AFAIR I've never personally banned any of your accounts.
I have no knowledge of / have never signed any petition, fake or no, relating to you.
Your article remained relatively untouched from April 2013 when a number of minor stylistic edits were made... it was subsequently unlocked after you publicly stated that you were DONE WITH ED AND DIDN'T CARE ANY MORE.
I have never recieved/responded to an email from you.
Angst?

Have a braw Hogmany... kthnxbai! • Mr.Jonzz 13:21, 29 December 2013 (EST)

re: :D

Lol nah he's cool, just trying to get under Schnookum's skin. It started here. Uberfukken 00:16, 30 December 2013 (EST)

Wonderful, Mr. Jonzz is going to see my oddguy fanfic.

05:04, 30 December 2013 (EST)

lol no

• Mr.Jonzz

08:16, 30 December 2013 (EST)

January 2014

apex kek

All I can say is that my keyboard froze on the rape menu, I jiggled the USB, and the next thing I saw was that. I'm at a loss. So much for my dead of night stealthban. VX BREATHE DEEP 06:41, 3 January 2014 (EST)

such exploit

Uberfukken 10:48, 3 January 2014 (EST)

good eye

Fixed. Uberfukken 11:11, 3 January 2014 (EST)

Thanks

Thanks for moving The Moon from a lowercased moon to an uppercased Moon. You have no idea how much that was bothering me after I created the page lol. Zizumias 06:40, 5 January 2014 (EST)

Oh okay, thank you for telling me, that may be useful information in the future :) Zizumias 06:52, 5 January 2014 (EST)

Question

How do you upload an ogg file to play on your userpage? I clicked the file link for music but all it did was link the music, not play it. How did your get yours to play automatically while hiding the link? Thanks Zizumias 17:48, 5 January 2014 (EST)

Thank you very much :) I appreciate it Zizumias 16:17, 6 January 2014 (EST)

Oh I know, I just wanted it for my user channel. I don't want to use it for spam. Zizumias 16:34, 6 January 2014 (EST)

o shit

I know extortion when I see it. Cough up your demand and be done with it. VX BREATHE DEEP 21:28, 8 January 2014 (EST)

I wasn't expecting a reward.

VX BREATHE DEEP 21:41, 8 January 2014 (EST)

Oi! Sounds roight entertainin', m8. VX BREATHE DEEP 21:47, 8 January 2014 (EST)

that's some qotn right there

VX BREATHE DEEP 12:42, 9 January 2014 (EST)

link pls. I'm certain this is hilarious with full context. VX BREATHE DEEP 17:18, 9 January 2014 (EST)

>funnier in context
>total noob nominating himself for admin with broken English and didn't sign

The prophecy has been fulfilled, and many a mighty chortle was had IRL this day. VX BREATHE DEEP 18:26, 9 January 2014 (EST)

Yeah

	“	fuck off while adults are talking	„
	—TROLAHOAR

Yeah Mr. J'onzz! 14:41, 9 January 2014 (EST)

(Protection log); 19:56 . . Mr Jonzz (Talk | contribs | rape) unprotected "User talk:Schnookums" (Because I want to)

I hate you.

14:58, 9 January 2014 (EST)

Protecting your talk page because you don't want to admit that you think I am an asshole and you and your admin buddy where laughing it up having me banned and putting the decapitated dog pictures on my talk and profile page. Grow some balls, snooki. Admit your mistakes. This is why I think you and uberfukken are 13 year olds. --TROLAHOAR 15:11, 9 January 2014 (EST)

Barely Legal SysOps!

Only $19.95 + S&H

15:15, 9 January 2014 (EST)

Still waiting for an answer. Why did you do it, Snooks? --TROLAHOAR 15:19, 9 January 2014 (EST)

300px|center

Same reason you uploaded that picture, "for the lulz."

15:33, 9 January 2014 (EST)

I uploaded that picture because you and your beloved friend kept banning me, while really all I wanted to do was talk to your friend. You couple killed any way for me to continue this argument by banning me, while in the meanwhile you posted those dead dogs on my page without leaving me any way to respond to that. Also, I made that turd specially for you and your friend myself, thinking you would like it. Did you make the decapitated dog yourself? And how did you ever expect me to respond under all those bans? An apology would still be nice. The turd was made after the banning and dead dog pictures, so you saying you did it for the same reason makes no sense. There was no reason for you to do that yet. --TROLAHOAR 15:57, 9 January 2014 (EST)

Schnookums posted the pic? ••General Niggerson 16:13, 9 January 2014 (EST)

... 19:48, 11 January 2014 (EST)

Fine, I'll write a sentence or two about Mars! LOL

19:59, 11 January 2014 (EST)

21:12, 15 January 2014 (EST)

While you were away I took your cat for a test drive, the results were disappointing. 09:05, 18 January 2014 (EST)

per request

Uberfukken 19:39, 9 January 2014 (EST)

sharpie

if chanarchive was still up, then i could show that it predates 2007, but atm i can only trace it to [www.bluelight.ru/vb/archive/index.php/t-486605-p-2.html 2010]-- Talk to me|Contribs 01:12, 11 January 2014 (EST)

:^)

Thanks for the Topkek

Topkek654 16:37, 12 January 2014 (EST)

dongs

10/10 would scroll again Uberfukken 16:05, 13 January 2014 (EST)

hiya

Good job with Joan Cornella! I award you with a catgirl!

PS: i love it when other people make articles i was planning on so that i don't have to do it :> ♥♥♥ 13:51, 19 January 2014 (EST)

BNA/GNA

Would you recommend I send that to BNA? Decided to no longer neglect those portals. ^reply 13:13, 26 January 2014 (EST)

Got it. I'll review the other articles as well. ty.

^reply 13:24, 26 January 2014 (EST)

lel

just noticed your trevorchan edit. ^feeling proud^ --Cunt 14:58, 26 January 2014 (EST)
חחח --Cunt 15:03, 26 January 2014 (EST)

RE:fgt

And a happy one! The pet store was unable to sell a ferret because it was biting customers so I got it for a very good price. Now my business has four ferrets, though I have to wear socks as the latest member has no problem grabbing onto my foot when I'm walking around. ^reply 00:30, 30 January 2014 (EST)

your userpage

you missed a spot. <3 -hipcrime 00:18, 7 March 2014 (EST)

srry

was about to unblock you. ••General Niggerson 02:10, 19 March 2014 (EDT)

I can't wait to introduce him to oliver.

^reply 02:12, 19 March 2014 (EDT)

Hart? DMML • Mr.Jonzz

02:17, 19 March 2014 (EDT)

Go ahead and laugh, he will be awake in about 6 hours.

^reply 02:20, 19 March 2014 (EDT)

I'll be asleep; probably have to click 'Rollback' or 'Undo' when I get up and then eat some Apricot Wheaties. Shit happens. • Mr.Jonzz

02:24, 19 March 2014 (EDT)

/join #ed-logging fgt. ^reply 02:28, 19 March 2014 (EDT)

Jonzzy

WB, my friend. So glad you were able to log in and see the great article that we created together. You started it, I finished it, and our pal Oliver added some neat details as well. And now it's being frontpaged as AOTN tomorrow and the next day. Go team weasel hunter! ASL 4 lyfe! sickpuppy • reply 05:03, 27 March 2014 (EDT)

monobook.js

So had problems editing recently, this script should help. You will need to switch to MonoBook. If that works, then you can renamed the monobook.js to vector.js and that should do it. We miss you. ^reply 09:29, 27 March 2014 (EDT)

April 2014

JONZZYYY

DON'T YOU EVER LEAVE US AGAIN FGT.

From: Me and Schnookums. Sickpuppy 20:27, 10 April 2014 (EDT)

As promised

Enjoy, ya bloody, morose mook. And if you ever get exceptionally bored/lonely, you're welcome to rape my inbox with email. Sickpuppy 08:31, 13 April 2014 (EDT)