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Black Jesus

Barack Jesus (/b'rɑːk jee:zuhs/) or Barack "Barry" Soetero Obama aka Black Hussein Osama, nickname Black Blair is the first Halfrican American (like 40% black, 59% white and 1% Jew) , 43rd , 3/5th and final president of the Jewnited States of Americunts and Primo Finesse Pimp of the land. As of Last Thursday, El Presidente owns the body of every American Citizen, fulfilling his manifest destiny of being King of Pimps and Lord of Lords. Nancy Pelosi is his Bottom Bitch.

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