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Patryk Kornatowski
(also known as TardChick on ED) is a fat autistic retard whose foolish behavior has made him an infamous lolcow on sites like the 3DMM forums, Soyjak.party, Kiwi Farms, and even Encyclopedia Dramatica! He's known to have been on the Internet for years since he was a young lad. This is due to his incompetent parents who can give less of a shit about him, which is why you can find him always active on the Internet. His posts range from shitty 3D animations he's made in an animation software from the 1990s, or jacking off to inflation art.
His love for inflation is quite different from others, as instead of inflated humans, he prefers to fuck inflatable pool toys. This includes an inflatable orca he had, which he would stick his dick inside of and slow dance with.
Other then his online antics, his personal life is not as well documented. It's known that as a kid he attended a special needs class, that he would get bullied in by the other retards. It is also known that he barely sees his father because of his work as a honey sales man, with his company Goldendrops. Which means his dad cares more about bees then his own son. Who could blame him.
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