Katzun

Anyone up for a round of the guessing game?

Katzun is actually an enby.

Good luck trying to figure out this fucking thing! ¯\(°_o)/¯

Michael in February 2017, before becoming a fat and ugly whore.

Remember jewtube back in 2015-2020? Back when those dumb little "animated" "story" "time" "videos" were popular? Well, in hindsight, that was just a fad. A gold rush, if you will. In the wake the gold mines running dry, Only TheOdd1sOut and Jaiden Animations, who started the whole thing, are still popular, and pretty much all the copycat channels are now Ghost Ships like the Mary Celeste, their cyberspace corpses occasionally picked over by enterprising prospectors.

Today, my fellow prospectors, we are going to go spelunking, and shouting "Eureka!", as we plunder the cyberspace corpse of the M.I.A skitzocow known as Katzun.

Early Life

Her after being captured by the White Devil colonizers

She was born on June 27th, 2000, into a native american family. Unfortunately, the White "people" kidnapped her, raped her hundreds of times, bleached her skin, and forced her to join the christfag cult by sending her to a religious school.[1][2]

Her horrific, and 100% TRUE and HONEST, early life has left her with heavy trauma, which still effects her to this day.[3]

Days Of Fame

Michael started netizenship in 2015 by becoming your run of the mill art furry on places like Deviantart, Furaffinity, Instagram, ect. She abandoned those due to a lack of attention.

She made her main account in May 2017, and with help from TheOdd1sOut, she managed to get 1 million subscribers by May 2020, from uploading short image slideshow audio clips.[4]

Furries, who are all coomers and pedophiles, started drawing coomer material of Katzun, even though she was not 6,570 days old yet.[5]

Like all disorganized spergs, she actually made more than one YouTube account, one made before her big channel was made, and one after. Both were later deleted for some reason.[6][7]

She went by the stage name Emma "Kat" Jackson back then, but she later deleted all record of it.[8]

Personality wise, Katzun was basically just your average story time clone: introverted, closet furry, socially awkward, white void background, short weak manlet, ect. The only distinctions were an avatar that didn't look like a marshmallow, plus occasional music/actual animation videos.

Days Of Cringe

Then she hit her head in 2018 and it all went downhill from there. Her art started to look... "different", and her uploads became less frequent. As it turns out, she severely damaged her brain.[9]

Then she chopped off her tits 3 days after her 20th hatching day and started sperging on Twitter, thus abandoning jewtube completely. She still shilled her merch though. She became a massive tweetard, seemingly existing 24/7 on twitter, as if her body died and her brain lived on via cyberspace. In December 2020, she deleted her first twitter account, made in 2016, and made her new one. This unexplained act would foreshadow the Delete fucking everything rampage that would happen later.

At this point, she started calling herself "Michael", which would mean her full (stage) name is "Michael Jackson". Many thought she was trying to channel the kang of pop, but she later clarified that she named herself after Michael Afton, not Michael Jackson. Is anyone the least bit surprised that this crazy person is a fan of that retardedly overrated goyslop video game made by literal neo-nazi Scott Cawthon?[10]

Katzun believes a retinue of further nonsense. She thinks she is a native american despite being a pale ass milk cricket, just like Dogisaga, she thinks women should cut their breasts off, she thinks she is a socialist, she is a Hazbin Hotel fan, she thinks "sk*tzo" is a slur, thinks she is simultaneously non-binary and a trans man, and she has a fetish for fat, hairy men.[11] [12][13]

So, basically the average zoomer brain on cyberspace, and the perfect example of why White Supremacy is retarded, seeing as how Honkies can not even protect their own youth from getting ravaged by cyberspace. Parents, this is why you do not allow judeo-capitalist cyberspace to raise your child.

Her ex-fuckslave turned out to be a raypiss or some shite.[14]

She complains, and lies, about being doxxed, but she herself doxxes people.[15]

Her final upload, a music video titled "Evergreen Aarsonist", was published on March 10th, 2023, although by then, she was rather sluggish with the uploads, and her subscriber count had grown stagnant, forever stuck at slightly above a million.[16]

Then she deleted some videos, deleted her two other youtube accounts, and turned off all the comment sections, probably due to not everyone wanting to play pretend with her and her schizophrenic fantasies, just like Kingcobrajfs.

In January 2024, Katzun disappeared from twitter.[17]

Later in 2024, she returned on Instagram to post art and chimpout about her early life, and how she is totally a prairie nigger, before deleting her instagram. She has not been seen since. Maybe she self reflected. Maybe she an heroed.

Either way, doesn't matter. She is soiled and ruined forevermore. Her virginity was lost long ago, and with it, her sanity, and more importantly, her tits. She also has nose piercings and tattoos. No man in his right mind would take this psycho bitch for a wife.