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M.A.C.
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| M.A.C. | |
| Born | c. 2005 |
| Nationality: | Chilean 
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| Highscore | Injured 1 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive | Columbiner |
On May 27, 2019, an unnamed 14-year-old student decided to imitate Columbine at his charter school - Patagonia College, located in Puerto Montt, Chile - with his grandfather's stolen revolver. After taking his first shot, he injured one person and immediately pussied out and ran back home. Although his sentence is unknown, it is known that his initials are M.A.C.
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How it went down
At 8:50 a.m., M.A.C., dressed in a military-style jacket, entered the school through an unauthorized entrance armed with a .32 Taurus 4410/4510 Judge revolver and 15 rounds of ammunition. His revolver had been stolen from his grandfather, a retired police officer. During the shooting, he was wearing a mask from the TV series "Money Heist" and military-style clothing.
Upon entering his classroom, he proceeded to shoot his classmate three times in the neck, with only one hit. He immediately fled, being pursued by teachers who caught and detained him, and he was placed under house arrest.
After M.A.C. escaped to his home, the police raided it and found a note: "Wow, apparently it didn't work. If it happened, it's because they gave me reasons. Everyone who died died for a reason." M.A.C. was placed under house arrest, subject to a Sename program, with a ban on approaching the victim and psychiatric evaluations.
In his testimony to the police, after the minor was arrested, he stated that he wanted to emulate an infamous massacre that occurred in the United States in the 1990s.
He was charged with attempted murder and illegally carrying a firearm.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 1 wounded |
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| Accuracy: | 0.5/20 Epic fail guy |
| Style: | 0.5/20 injured 1 |
| Butthurt: | 7/20 President actually visited the sole victim |
| Bonus: | 0/20 2019 FOTY nominee |
Wanted Level:
Kindergarten Crossing Guard
See Also
- Columbine - this faggot's biggest idols.
- Iván Arancibia Navarro - fellow shitlean who actually managed to snipe some n00bs
- Chile
- Suzano School Shooting
- Medianeira School Shooting - two idiots who also failed brutally.
- Colegio Cervantes shooting
Mai
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| Mai And Her Friends | |
| Nationality: | Argentina 
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| Highscore | Killed 0, injured 0 |
| Style | FPS, Co-Op Mode |
| An Hero? | No |
Mai卐 is a stupid girl who tried to commit a mass shooting at her school, which she and her friends had planned. She and her friends were big fans of Columbine and Brenton Tarrant, to the point that she had Brenton as a sticker on her messages. But, as was obvious, someone leaked their plans and the police raped them like faggots.
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| Kill count: | 0/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 ... |
| Style: | 1/20 FUCK |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 !!! |
| Bonus: | -12/20 MEGA EPIC FAIL |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
External Links
Marco Velásquez González
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| Marco Velásquez González | |
| Nationality: | Chilean
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| Highscore | Killed 2, injured 0 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yup |
| Motive | Depression and Bullying |
In 2019, an imbecile named Marco Velásquez González became famous for committing a shooting at his military school, as with other Chileans like M.A.C. and Iván Arancibia Navarro, sniping two of his superiors as retaliation for being bullied and raped. It is known that he had a difficult childhood, some time later, he got depression when his classmates bullied him, later in 2018, he had his weapons defense in his military school because he was studying as a Chilean soldier at his school. Unfortunately, Marco's Facebook account is deleted, considering it Lost Media, but he posted a sad manifesto, where he said "In confinement for life," with the song by Venezuelan gay rapper Canserbero.
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High Score
| Kill count: | 2/20 AlGore would be proud |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 No survivors. |
| Style: | 10/20 Got revenge on his bullies |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Forgotten quickly, even in Chile |
| Bonus: | 5/20 For An Heroing. |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
External Links
Marek Nowak
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| Marek Nowak | |
| Nationality: | Pole 
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| Highscore | 0 dead, 2 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.
The shooting
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a black powder revolver around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard surrendered and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.
Motive
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about Cockumbine on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife, but didn't hurt any of them. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as irrational. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 Fail |
| Style: | 2/20 Columbine copycat |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Poland crazed about 3 days |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Fuck you |
Wanted Level:
Kindergarten Crossing Guard
Master Phasid Trutassanawin
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| Master Phasid Trutassanawin | |
| Born | September 21st, 2009 |
| Nationality: | Thai 
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| Highscore | 3 dead, 4 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Master Phasid Trutassanawin / พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน, was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&
Lulzfest
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by BTS Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid surrendered as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.
Investigation
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall. Phasid, the edgelord, believed that some random was "Telling him who to shoot " and that he also believed that someone was about to attack him, so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.
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High Score
| Kill count: | 3/20 Mass shooting |
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| Accuracy: | 8/20 Didn't Headshot |
| Style: | 15/20 Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him |
| Butthurt: | 7/20 News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds |
| Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
See Also
- Panya Khamrab: Thailand's highest score
- Jakrapanth Thomma: Thailand's former highest score
Matthew Sterling
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| Matthew Sterling | |
| Nationality: | Amerifat 
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| Highscore | 0 |
| Style | FPS, Single Player |
| An Hero? | Nope, but the Green Power Ranger did. |
| Motive | Vengeance against the Green Power Ranger |
If the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons and the Punisher had an mpreg baby, it would be this guy. Queue Matthew Sterling, a fatass who attended a ComicCon in Phoenix, Arizona, armed to the teeth while cosplaying the Punisher with a vendetta to kill the Green Power Ranger (powerword: Jason David Frank) due to him becoming evil and corrupt (we don't know why he thought this either). He was able to easily sneak past all the security measures due to them assuming all the weapons were props that were part of his cosplay, but he was ultimately caught before he could do anything because he kept messaging some chick that he liked about what he was planning on doing. Five years later, Jason David Frank committed suicide the 19th day No Nut November, 2022, so I guess Sterling won in the end.
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| Kill count: | 0/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 ' |
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| Butthurt: | 20/20 Prop weapons b& from future cons, making them super lame and gay. |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Bonus points for dressing up for the occasion and for being a fat retard. |
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Mattias Flink
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| Mattias Flink | |
| Nationality: | Swede 
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| Highscore | 7 dead, 3 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old army officer Mattias Flink got drunk as fuck and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in Sweden to go for the High Score. He came across six wimmin of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two police officers who quickly shot him in the hip, causing him to collapse and get v&.
Mattias had a history of mental health issues and was described as having some kind of resentment towards women. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women.
After the dust had settled he was sentenced to life in prison. However; due to Sweden being on Easy difficulty, Mattias was released in 2014, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.
| Kill count: | 7/20 Three injured. |
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| Accuracy: | 12/20 Did alright being drunk and all. |
| Style: | 13/20 Rambo. |
| Butthurt: | 11/20 Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Got released. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Mauricio Martinez Garcia
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| Mauricio Martinez Garcia | |
| Born | October 24, 1989 |
| Died | May 6, 2023 (aged 33) |
| Nationality: | Spic
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| Highscore | Killed 8, injured 7 |
| Style | FPS, Single Player |
| An Hero? | No (killed by police) |
| Motive | Muddy Nazi |
Mauricio Martinez Garcia卐 was a self-proclaimed white supremacist (despite the fact that he was a spic) and former security guard who decided that Audrey Hale's 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in Gunland. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before being dropped by the cops. Among his victims were 3 gooks (who all had the surname "Cho"), 2 fellow spic kids, and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even Pedo Joe going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons'. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as Omar Mateen. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been a lurker right here on ED!
External Links
His ok.ru profileShoa'd- (Archived:
(Wayback Machine) 
(archive)) - Browse statuses
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- PsycoVision 5 Archive
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| Kill count: | 8/20 7 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 11/20 |
| Style: | 10/20 Basic bitch mass shooting |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Nazi tattoos, Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Wrecked by the cops. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Max Porta
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| Max Porta | |
| Born: | Ca. 2002 |
| Nationality: | Dago 
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| Highscore | 1 kill, 4 injured |
| Style | Hack'n'Slash, Single Player |
| An Hero? | No |
Max Porta C., was a spaniard 13-year-old student who on April 20 2015, began his attack. At 9:20 A.M., he entered to the IES Joan Fuster, in Barcelona, Spain, with a Crossbow, a Machete and a molotov and asked his teacher to enter to class. She refused and Max, on faggotry, doesn't attack her and his teacher closes the class door. He then grabs his machete and kills Abel Martínez, a substitute teacher. After killing the teacher, he then enters other classroom and shots the female language teacher with his crossbow before stabbing her in the b00bs. Her daughter, confronted Max but Max stabbed her also in the titties and buttocks.A friend of Max shouted "What are you doing? You are doing so much pain!" and he gets stabbed by this absolute idiot in the legs. Afterwards, he exits the room and near the bathroom, shots with his awful crossbow another female teacher, wounding her. On the bathrooms, Max was preparing his molotov to continue the lulzfest but David Jurado, a P.E. Teacher, reduced Max and Max started to cry. Fortunately, the fag of Max made a high score to every ES_School to Spain and got free with a worse high score than the couch cuck.
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| Kill count: | 1/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 6/20 Could you aim your machete to the neck? |
| Style: | 10/20 Trolling with a crossbow |
| Butthurt: | 11/20 UE had news coverage about it. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 For being first big troll in a Dagoland sk00l |
Wanted Level:
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External links
Fake Max's twitter
ToW's coverage
Mehmet Vukalić
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| Mehmet Vukalić | |
| Nationality: | Törnjak 
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| Occupation | Janitor |
| High Score | killed 3 |
| Style: | FPS, single player |
| An Hero | tried, lol |
| Motive | Spoiled rotten |
On August 21, 2024, Mehmet Vukalić☪, a School janitor, war survivor, and military-grade manchild went on a shooting spree at the school he worked at beause his sorry ass was being fired for being a shit janitor. He was reported to have issues stemming from the Bosnian genocide, which is something that the smartest of us know was a false flag by the united nations. He then got an Assault rifle, headed to the school he worked at, and shot and killed 3 people before trying to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest because this narcissistic fuck couldn't stand to ruin his beautiful face. He only killed 3 and injured himself, was V&, and will never see the light of day again. You happy faggot?
| Kill count: | 3/20 not good, considering his weapon |
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| Accuracy: | 15/20 only injured himself |
| Style: | 5/20 "bEtTeR gIbE mE mUh lIvInG wAgE NOw lOL" |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 nobody cares faggot |
| Bonus: | 0/20 you don't deserve one |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
See also
Sulejman Talovic - more proof that these retarded animals are shit at scoring and shouldn't touch a gun ever
Menhaz Zaman
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| Manhaz IRL vs. Menhaz in-game. | |
| Born | circa. 1996 |
| Nationality: | Bangladeshi-Canadian 
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| Highscore | Killed 4 |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash, Single Player |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive | living a double life |
In Perfect World, Menhaz Zaman
is an elf priest who wields a magical banana wand of maximum potassium and doesn't afraid of anything, but in the real world, he is a fat Canadian hiding from his problems while his parents believe he is off being successful at a prestigious university. Naturally, the only way to stop them from knowing that he's secretly been indulging in his fantasy world this whole time was to—in an act of what one might call atheist morality—kill his entire family so they would not have to be ashamed of him. Ere his would-be graduation date, Menhaz began picking off his family members and sending pics to the Perfect World Void Discord server. In total, he killed his mother, grandmother, sister and father in that order. Members of the Discord server began using their hax0r skills to triangulate the killer's location leading to his arrest.
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| Kill count: | 4/20 Your family is dead now |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 Discord haxxors couldn't stop him in time |
| Style: | 5/20 familicide. Had time to nap and play video games between killing. |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 Caused some disturbance in his local community |
| Bonus: | 0/20 In the real world, you're the loser. In the gaming world, you're still the loser. |
Wanted Level:
Anonymous
See Also
External Links
Discord Logs (See removed posts: 1)
Michael Kenneth McLendon
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| Michael Kenneth McLendon | |
| Born | September 19, 1980 |
| Died | March 10, 2009 (aged 28) |
| Nationality: | Americunt
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| Highscore | Killed 10, injured 6 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Michael Kenneth McLendon was a notorious basement dweller and redneck hillbilly NEET who decided to play Redneck Rampage IRL by committing the 2009 Geneva County Massacre in which he initiated a massive pwnage through the cities of Kinston, Samson, and Geneva with his kool tactical Airsoft gunz. In other words, IT'S NERF OR NOTHING!
Perpetrator
The hillbilly in question responsible for this horrible tragedy was 28-year-old Michael Kenneth McLendon of Kinston, Alabama, who was reportedly living in his mother's basement at the time of the shooting. Born in 1980, his parents would divorce and he was sent to live with his aunt and uncle, where they most likely taught him to live by 5 principles:
- God
- Country Girls
- Beer
- Guns
- And most importantly: GUNNNZZZZZ!
He was reportedly a "straight-A student" in school and was your typical quiet psychopath, which is no wonder considering most rednecks are violent psychotic sociopaths. He was reportedly unmarried and worked a number of short-lived jobs such as a worker at a sausage factory, a cop (but he failed basic training after a week and a half), and a worker at Reliable Products. Geneva County was undergoing an economic recession in the years before the massacre, so it's honestly a fucking miracle that this evil vile redneck1111!!!! even managed to find a job in the first place. He also tried to apply for the Marines, but much like his attempt at law enforcement, he failed to apply, probably because they knew he was a drunken gun nut who liked to hit on teh wimminz. Soon Mikey begin to stockpile on weapons and ammunition believing teh evil American government was going to take away our gunz and shiet!! Haha, no. He's just a typical redneck.
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On March 10th, 2009, our boy Mikey decided to go on a fit of drunken redneck rage by gathering his stockpiled weapons and ammo, killing his mother, and burning the interior of the safehouse. To prove to you how much of a "vile evil redneck psycho!!!11" he was, he also killed their 3 dogs! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! Michael then drove to his uncle's house, where he ambushed his uncle, 2 cousins, a neighbor, and the neighbor's infant daughter. The aunt, however, got away and escaped unharmed, and the infant managed to survive her gunshot wounds. Mikey then went next door and killed his maternal grandma because her homemade cookies tasted like shit! McLendon then got back in his car and started to drive around, shooting people from his car GTA4 style. He then drove up to a gas station, where he fired rounds and killed an attendant. Afterwards, he killed a motorist who drove past him and killed some other dude as he tried to escape, but was obviously no match for Killbilly! He then got back in his car and drove onto a highway, where his wanted level raised to 4 stars as he continued to shoot at other people while the police were on his ass. During the chase, police tried to do a PIT maneuver on him, but he ensured them moar lulz by shooting and wounding an officer. He then arrived at his old workplace and ran inside, where he then engaged in a shootout with the pigs, but as expected from a hillbilly, he hits no one. Realizing he's fucked and he's got no escape, he offs himself with one final shot to the head. The lulz was so high in Geneva County that federal troops were called in to guard the streets of Samson. Apparently, it was a violation of some protocol, but who cares, amirite?
Aftermath
As said earlier, a FUCKTON of ammo was found in his car, which made some think he was planning on killing a helluva lot more. If this is the case, he obviously failed, because the high score holder in America at the time was Cho Seung-Hui, with 32 kills. That's pretty impressive for a b- I MEAN Azn!
Now, you think there would be a massive uproar for gun control, right? Well, YOU'RE WRO- Just kidding. Yes, obviously, there was, because America, but this shooting was ultimately ignored because mass shootings are too common, so NOBODY gave a shit except Alabamians. On the other hand, however, Michael managed to get the high score in Alabama! So that means to you, Mikey, YOU WIN!
The next day, on the 11th, 17-year-old Tim Kretschmer went amok in die Schule auf Deutschland, racking up 15 kills and coming close to dethroning Robert Steinhäuser, who was just one kill ahead of him. The German media tried to blame the Geneva County Massacre for Tim's actions, thinking he was inspired by it. Well, spoiler alert, HE WASN'T!
Motive
Believe it or not, some people think Mikey went amok because of a family argument over a Bible! Yeah, this just shows you how some Christians are hypocritical. Love thy neighbor MY ASS! MOAR LIKE KILL THY NEIGHBOR!
However, police and family members also suspected that he was pissed because he failed at life, and so he decided to just end it. At the home, police found a handwritten list of co-workers and supervisors who he perceived wronged him. Before his chimp-out, he also complained that his mother's family was not supporting her, which suggests that he was a mama's boy. He also had a suicide note in which he stated that he and his mother "suffered enough".
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 10/20 Injured 6 |
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| Accuracy: | 12/20 40% accuracy rating |
| Style: | 13/20 Redneck Rampage (2009 Remaster) |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Worst mass shooting in Alabama, gave Geneva County PTSD |
| Bonus: | 15/20 Hillbilly chimpout |
Wanted Level:
National Guard
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Michael McDermott
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| Michael Morgan McDermott | |
| Born | September 4, 1958 (67 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt
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| Highscore | Killed 7 |
| Style | FPS, Single Player |
| An Hero? | Nope |
| Motive | Rage against the IRS |
Michael McDermott was a Massachusite mass-shooter and a professional computer wiz who was disgruntled with the IRS wedging into his paychecks over unpaid taxes, and moreover, at his workplace at the Edgewater Technology Institute for expunging his paychecks to the IRS for this reason, which in itself is a perfectly valid reason to go postal, but McDermott decided he wanted to go out like some faggoty rip-off of Indiana Jones with a crazed lust to kill bad-guy Nazis, so he attempted to fake schizophrenia by claiming he has been sent by an angel to go back in time to kill Nazis during the Holocaust so he could obtain his soul (but to be fair, he probably never had one of those anyways). While surrendering to the police, McDermott resolutely stated "I do not speak German". BLUD! The BANKERS are your enemies! Anyways, his insanity defense was crumbled after investigators looked through his Internet search history and found search results for shit like "how to fake mental illness".
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| Kill count: | 7/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 no injuries |
| Style: | 5/20 Goin' Postal. |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Deadliest mass-shooting in Massachusetts but noone cares. |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Insanity defense failure |
Wanted Level:
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External Links
Mr. HJ
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| Nationality: | Indian 
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| Highscore | None |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Mr. HJ卐💩 is an Indian neo-Nazi Tarrantula who tried to attack a mosque in Mumbai but failed miserably.
Background
In his early days, he was an internet troll who would harass anyone and made fake suicide threats in videos. He also had a Discord group called Autiscord and a friend named Nikolai卐 who was also a Tarrantula. He was also friends with Solomon Henderson and Natalie Rupnow. It is known that the Indian faggot was mentioned in Timofey Kulyamov's manifesto. In 2024, HJ decided to create his manifesto for his attack.
Saaar do not redeeem!
He started his broadcast in the mid-afternoon in Mumbai. HJ grabbed his backpack containing his weapons and headed towards a mosque. The transmission was glitchy and of poor quality, but who cares? Upon arriving at the mosque, he began shooting like an idiot, but he didn't manage to kill or injure anyone, which scared the coward into fleeing and ending the broadcast. Five days after his failed attack, he was arrested and is expected to be released in 2029.
Original higher quality video.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 ... |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 He's seriously messing with me. |
| Style: | 0/20 JEET-NOT NAZI |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 Nobody cares |
| Bonus: | -∞/20 Hypocrisy |
Wanted Level:
Kindergarten Crossing Guard
Gallery
See Also
- Brenton Tarrant - His inspiration.
- Discord
- Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat - Another honorary Aryan.
- Natalie Rupnow, Solomon Henderson - Shared a Discord server with Mr. HJ.
- Timofey Kulyamov - Praised Mr. HJ in his manifesto.
External Links
WPD coverage- News article
HJ
GhostOfHj- Manifesto
Muryllo Martins
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| Muryllo Martins | |
| Born: | Ca. 2010 |
| Nationality: | BRAzilian 
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| Highscore | 3 injured |
| Style | Hack'n'Slash, Single Player |
| An Hero? | No |
On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian 13-year-old edgelord by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!
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Cringiest school stabber -
Him dual-wielding some knives. -
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You are only 13. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf? -
Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.
Rant
| Kill count: | 0/20 Ohh c'mon |
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| Accuracy: | 0.5/20 Wounded 3 fags |
| Style: | 0.5/20 IDK |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Almost forgotten forever |
| Bonus: | 0/20 No bonus |
Wanted Level:
Karen
Myles Sanderson
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| Myles Brandon Sanderson | |
| Nationality: | Injun
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| Highscore | 11 dead, 18 injured |
| Style | Hack'n'Slash, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes, via drug overdose |
Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a coke-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by Damien stepping in to stop it they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.
3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an "unspecified medical distress" in police custody DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?
| Kill count: | 11/20 18 injured. |
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| Accuracy: | 7/20 Should've stabbed a little harder. |
| Style: | 15/20 Injun rage. |
| Butthurt: | 18/20 3-day manhunt and international news. |
| Bonus: | 15/20 Killed his brother and played solo. |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team