Filter

The Cancer That Is Killing the human race, Filters are a way for people with webcams to distract the world from their IRL ugliness and never have to let anyone actually see them. The most common filters take out all color and add blue to the white spots. This makes you look hella fucking trendy and removes your big ears, zits and third nostril. It is widely used by emos to make them look dark and sinister.

In asia, down syndrome is a beauty standard

	“	You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.	„
	—Nikola Tesla

How to use Filters

1. Turn on your webcam. Since it's on top of your computer, you'll get a shitty low angle shot of your face and your mom's office floor.
2. Take a picture of yourself frowning.
3. Turn on whichever filter gives you the most fucking win.
4. ????
5. PROFIT

Filters in History

Old school people were too smart to use filters, also, they weren't invented yet. Those were the days...

Types of Filters

"Beauty" Filters

MFW the filter fails

Highly popular in the ching chong continent of Chinka, Kpopistan, and the anime lands, the beauty filter was developed to specifically combat the natural ugliness of rice niggers. Azn beauty standards are among the strictest in the world, far surpassing even the nazi's idea of aryan beauty standards. The "ideal" azn woman must be as pale as a vampire, as thin as a holocaust skeleton, and their signature slanted vision slits, gone. Obviously, make-up can only get you so far, so the vast majority of asian social media users have resorted to using AI-powered filters to cover up their hideous faces, oftentimes with disastrously uncanny results.

Gallery

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  A prime example of an azn using a filter
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  Works both ways
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  "Natural" asian beauty
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  When you see it
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  Proof that there are no girls on the internet
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  Now you can cosplay as a nigger using the ethnicity filter
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  Somehow this alien spawn got 800K followers
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  Works on Mozart too!

This is why your parents tell you not to trust anyone on the internet

The ugly truth behind ALL people who use filters

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See Also

• Body dysmorphic disorder - The cause
• Fat girl angle shot
• Internet disease
• Instagram

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