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Randy Robert Stair (alias: Andrew Blaze, aka Tranny Phantom) was an emo animefag Columbiner degenerate 24-year-old whose mental state caused him to devolve from a relatively normal handsome young lad into a man-child basement dweller constantly obsessing over Nickelodeon cartoon characters that he morphed into edgy school shooters called the Ember's Ghost Squad. His perverse and childish obsession with his fairy-tale world, coupled with his degenerative psychological condition eventually accumulated in him perpetrating a mediocre mass shooting at the grocery store he worked at, that resulted in a pitiful 3 murders before he an hero'd. He apparently believed that his imaginary friends were calling for him to kill himself so he could be with them forever. He was also a tranny and thought he was a girl in a man-child's body.

The sad fact about our favorite shotgun toting tranny is that Rando was as unoriginal in death as he was in life. In life, his whole life consisted of taking someone else's work (Butch Hartman's Danny Phantom, for those who are out of the loop), giving it a new color scheme, and calling it his own. Seeking consistency in at least one avenue of his life, Rando felt that his death should be as uninspired and as derivative as his life, and like so many times before, he could only copy others that came before him when he decided it was time to say goodbye. His completely unoriginal thought was to copy the Columbine Killers and much like most of his life, which he spent the entirety of learning how to hold his colon or piss standing up, he couldn't even do that right because he was so pathetic he didn't even have one friend he could ask to go a-killing with him. Clearly, this sick fuck had some goddamn issues.


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