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Jeffrey James Weise卐 (a.k.a. weise) (Aliases: Regret, Blades11, Todesengel, Native Nazi, T o t e n k o p f, neonecrosis, verlassen4_20) was an honest-to-God Injun, as well as an angsty teen from Minnesota. These three defining characteristics—his Injun-hood, his angsty teen-hood, and his Minnesotan-hood—formed the greatest trifecta of Native American rage since Geronimo, leading to the Red Lake High School shoot'em-up. Like most angsty teens and all High School shooters, Jeff was a massive fanboi of famous celebrities Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. Due to Jeff and his people being non-white, America only paid 5 minutes of attention to their story, before fucking off like usual and zoning in on the next major news story. Over a decade after the tragedy, the story is beginning to attract slight media attention, with survivors coming out and doing interviews.
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