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Pussybitch
A pussybitch is someone who fails to take action when it is needed most, or even defend itself when it is threatened. They often are held back from doing things they desire because of fear and the apparent loss of testicles. More ever, they will get raped numerous times in their life by people and common household items such as vases. Pussybitches can also not tolerate insults, and when insulted, they will crawl back into their corner of piss and fail until someone comes along and fights for them, it is theorized that this is because of the massive amounts of pussy in their internal organs and brain. Furthermore, like bitches, pussybitches can be dominated and eventually tamed if enough force is used. Though since the average pussybitch is very weak, it is best to not use too much force or you might kill or severely injure it. Moderators often keep pussybitches in line by setting up rules, and punishments if they are broken. Pusssybitches being severely handicapped by the enormous amounts of left over semen inside their brain, will follow these rules under any circumstances. Similar to dogs, pussybitches have to be fed, cleaned, and maintained daily to keep them functioning properly. Though most of the time, owners disregard that and instead use pussybitches as a source of entertainment and self pleasure.
EXAMPLE OF A PUSSYBITCH
Pussybitch: um john, have you been using my account? cause i haven't been able to log in it lately
John: yeh, i just need to do some stuff, also i had to change your password and stuff......so yeh
Pussybitch: oh,...well i kind of need it right now, so can i have it back?
John: um,...nah, i kind of like using it. i mean u could just create a new one rite?
Pussybitch: yeah...i could but i really like my main account, can i just plz hav it bak?
John: No
Pussybitch: o... ok then :/
Pussy bitch has left the chatroom
Tim: OMFG LOL WHAT A PUSSY
John: MOAR LIKE PUSSYBITCH, LOOOOOOL HE'S SUCH A FAGET
Tim: IKR, i bet his dik is small
John: yeh, and lol i also got his sis nudes
Tim: U MEN TEH 1 WIT DE BIG BOOBIES?
John: mhm, yesterday i told i needed them or i would hav to ban him
Tim: LOL DAT PUSSY IS SUCH A FUKIN RETARD, lel it's like he never heard of a proxy...
As you can see, John and tim clearly have their throbbing hot meat up the pussybitches anus, but more importantly it is clear that the pussybitch will never defend itself under any circumstances and frequently is abused by the ones who it thought it could once trust. Some people say it's because of it's sudden loss of testicles, which causes the victim to turn into a frightening freak of nature, or in scientific terms a woman.
PUSSYBITCHES IN REAL LIFE
Pussybitches in real life however, are more often than not your average acne fucked nerd, or basically any faggot who can't protect itself. They are often teased, bullied, and fondled within the very depths of their own school, and regularly they forget that they aren't on the fucking internet which unfortunately leads them into bringing things to school that never should be brought, such as drawings of their favorite anime characters or yugioh cards. Bullies who figure out about this will show their humiliating fetish to all the hawt girls at school, thus completely destroying the hopes and dreams of a pussybitch, and their chance of finally achieving a girlfriend, which doesn't matter anyway because a pussybitch has no reproductive organs so therefore can not successfully SCORE! Though the worst thing for them is the locker rooms, as they know they will be forced to do unspeakable things to the sexually confused bully. A good example of this is below.
The bully suddenly notices everyone leaving the lockeroom except the widely known faggot, Alex. Seeing he might never get this chance again, he quickly runs up and pushes the nerd against the wall and holds him up by his neck
Bully: Listen kid, if you want to get out of here alive, your gonna suck my dick or pleasure me some other way, you understand that?
Alex: CO-
Before Alex could successfully yell out for the coach, the bully punches him in the chest and slaps him in the face with his cock
Bully: Your plea's for help are only getting me harder kid, I'd suggest you start shuckin mah yogurt slinger right now before my dick turns harder than a niggers lips
Alex: and....and if I don't?
Bully: Well....lets just say your mouth isn't going to be only thing getting filled tonight, heh heh
Alex seeing there is no way out of this, slowly bends down and places his soft hands on the tip of the bully's fully erect cock
Bully: AAAAAH FUCK!
The bully suddenly puts his hands against the back of the nerds head, and thrusts his cock inside his mouth, releasing his load almost instantaneously
Alex then starts to choke on his semen, and in fear, he tries to break free from the bully's hold. Unfortunately, those long hours of fapping to hentai didn't strengthen his hands at all, as he struggled to rupture the bully's tight grip. Soon the nerd begins to weaken, and stop moving, until he eventually dies of suffocation.
Bully: Ah, it's great to be king.
The bully, now feeling as if his job were done, releases his cock from the young pussy's mouth and watches his now dead corpse fall to the floor. The bully then places both of his hands against the boys cheeks, and spreads open his anus. Only to shove his nose directly into it, and start uncontrollably masturbating.
He does this for five straight minutes, until his nostrils could not smell anything anymore. Suddenly, the bully discharges the largest load in history on top of the nerd's body. Seemingly, glazing the boy with semen, as if he were a freshly baked donut.
DESTROYING A PUSSYBITCH
Destroying a pussybitch and salting its earth is actually quite easy, as you only have tell the pussybitch what it already knows. In other words, directly pointing out the pussybitches cowardliness will most likely end its short life span quickly. Though if you want to ensure a successful defeat, you have to go a little bit further than that.
[+]"First way"
First of all, similar to the first commandment of flaming, you want to make random shit up about it with the sole purpose of humiliating it. It won't try to fight back, or deface these lies cause you'll have your bald headed yogurt slinger too far up its mouth for it to talk. Though if it for some reason DOES fight back, then you can quickly end that by telling the pussy to shut the fuck up.
Example
Faggot: Clearly pussybitch is a pussy who pussied it's way into this conversation.
Pussybitch: that's not true, i'm not even a pussy :/
Faggot: Shut the fuck up, you fucking pussy
Pussybitch: ok....
[+]"Second way"
Secondly, you want to threaten the pussybitch until it crawls back into its shell. Seriously, just make up random things about yourself, such as you're a master hacker who is in Anonymous. That will immediately cause the pussybitch to shat itself and beg for your mercy. Although, actually giving mercy to a pussybitch is one of the most diabolical and treacherous thing to do, I mean do you ever see pedobear giving young pussies mercy?
Example
Pussybitch: I'm going to report you for spamming faggot, lol have a nice ban.
Faggot: Fuck3r you do that, and i'll come to your house and FUCKING KILL YOU, I SWEAR I WILL EAT YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD AND SHOVE YOUR ONE INCHED FUN DIP UP YOUR GOD DAMN ASS NIGGER, DON'T FUK WITH ME, I GOT UR IP, I KNOW WHERE U LIVE, NOT EVEN GOD CAN HELP U NAO11111
Pussybitch: "sobbing" omfg..plz don't kill me, i promise i won't report just plz spare me.. i just want to protect the forum
Faggot: A true saiyan gives no mercy
Faggot, doing God's will, then uses his wizard sorcery to send the mentally pussied heathen man to hell, while scratching his mighty beard in the process to show disappointment, as God hates retards.
[+]"Third way"
Thirdly, if the pussybitch threatens you with something, you want point out that he doesn't have to balls to it. The best thing about this strategy is that it even works in real life, though since you'll never be going outside you might as well skip it.
Pussybitch: It's been nice knowing ya chump, but alas, it's time for you to die. *Faces gun towards faggot*
Faggot: Ha, too much of a pussy to fight me like a man? Though what else should I expect from a coward... but tell me this, pussy hands: how does my cock feel like?
Pussybitch: ex...excuse me?
Faggot: Well when you think about it, that cock is essentially my own dick, and you're the pussy waiting for a load out of it. Come to think of it, you're not the only pussy who has gotten fucked. Yes, it seems your mom ordered a very large package with one day shipping and a exclusive coupon for a free ass fucking. Unfortunately the yogurt she ordered landed straight into her face and dribbled down to her watermelon-sized breasts, though it seems her husband kept the bitch in place, cause she quickly cleaned up the warm sticky residue that had excreted out from my package onto her body with her own tongue. Yet it was more like she was scooping up her yogurt than-
Pussybitch: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT YOU SICK BASTARD!!1
Faggot: You don't have the balls to shoot me, boy. I bet there isn't even any ammo in that gun, and you want to know why? CAUSE YOU'RE A PUSSY BOY!, YOU DON'T GOT TESTOSTERONE FLOWING THROUGH YOUR VEINS, YOU GOT PUSSY BLOOD FLOWING THROUGH YOUR VEINS. JUST ADMIT IT, ADMIT YOU'RE A PUSSY!
Pussybitch: I'M NOT A PUSSY... I'M NOT A FUCKING PUSSY!
Faggot: YES... YOU... AAAAARRRREEEE!!
Faggot leaps up on to the pussybitch, and pounds him to the ground with his DICK. Along with removing his manly tight booty shorts, only to let his hairy testicles go down onto the pussybitches mouth.
Faggot: YOU SEE THIS BOI, THIS IS A WHAT A REAAAAAL MAN HAS, I CALL'EM SASQUATCH BALLS OR SOMETIMES EVEN SHAGGY NUTS, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY YOU NEED TO CALL THEM DADDY, NOW!
Pussybitch: DADDY! YOUR TESTES ARE MY DADDY, JUST PLEASE LET ME GO!
See how the pussybitch is forced to do these terrible, yet gay things? It is quite sad, but more than that, it is hilarious. With that in mind, pussybitches are probably God's sick way of entertainment, thus establishing the kingdom of trolls even deeper. Also it should be noticed, that since the pussybitch could have easily shot the man but was too much of a coward to do it, he more than likely was born mentally retarded, and has a IQ lower than a rock.
A PUSSYBITCH'S POWER LEVEL
It is a well known fact that every human and other living organism in the universe has a power level, though some stronger than others. We measure these power levels in raditz, named after a fictional character from the Dragon ball Z series. One raditz is equivalent to the amount of watts a child could produce, which is about 5. A pussybitch can produce about zero to 0.2 raditz of power normally. This is because pussybitches could get a heart attack from doing extreme exercises such as walking and sitting down. Though a pussy bitch at MAX power could produce a whopping 0.4 raditz of power which is almost the same as the amount of power a retarded child masturbating could produce in a healthy session. (There is a max power because each organism has a cap on how much power they could produce without effectively killing themselves. To see how pussybitches would compare to other organisms on the scale, look below.)
POWER LEVEL COMPARISON
(1 raditz = 5 watts)
One pussybitch masturbting = 0.4 raditz (2 watts)
One EDiot masturbating = 0.5 raditz (2.5 watts)
One retarded child masturbating = 0.8 Raditz (4 watts)
One old person masturbating = 1.3 raditz (7.5 watts)
One average child masturbating = 2.5 raditz (12.5 watts)
One fat man masturbating = 3.6 raditz (18 watts)
One faggot masturbating = 4 raditz (20 watts)
One average woman masturbating = 4.4 raditz (22 watts)
One average man masturbating = 5.2 raditz (26 watts)
One bitch woman masturbating = 5.9 raditz (29.5 watts)
One nigger masturbating = 6.8 raditz (34 watts)
One chronic masturbator masturbating = 7.1 raditz (35.5 watts)
One homosexual man surrounded by muscular men masturbating = 8.4 raditz (42 watts)
One pedophile trapped inside a room with young children masturbating = 11.7 raditz (58.5 watts)
One virgin masturbating = 12 raditz (60 watts)
One big daddy masturbating= 15 raditz (75 watts) (one vegeta)
A Bugatti masturbating = 1,240 raditz (6200 watts)
Sonic the hedgehog masturbating = 6,558 raditz (32,790 watts)
Gogeta = 2,500,000,000 raditz (12,500,000,000,000 watts)
MAINTAINING YOUR PUSSY BITCH
As said before, pussybitches need to be fed, cleaned, and maintained to keep them functioning properly. This section will mainly be tips on raising your very own pussybitch, similar to the NIGGER MANUAL.
WHAT TO FEED A PUSSYBITCH
Regardless if it's male or female, a pussybitch should be fed these following things.
- Large veiny throbbing flesh towers, or rubbery dildos dipped in butter to show your dominance
- Regular cheetos, as hot cheetos are too spicy for pussybitches
- A PBJ sandwich with all the crust cut off
- Apple juice
- Dog food
- Large veiny throbbing flesh towers, or rubbery dildos dipped in butter to show your dominance
HOW TO CLEAN A PUSSYBITCH
- Have the pussybitch in a bathroom tub, fully prepared.
- Fill the tub with hot water and dish washing liquid (PUSSYBITCHES CAN NOT BE IN REGULAR SOAP AS IT WOULD CAUSE SEVERE RASHES ON THEIR SKIN)
- Grab a cleaning utensil, preferably a sponge that is hard and rough as that would clean the daily faggotry off the pussybitch faster
- If your using a sponge, smack it against the body of the pussybitch as if it were a whip. If the pussybitch starts screaming in pain quickly tell it to stop being a such a pussy and shut the fuck up, or shove a sock filled with semen inside its mouth
- Shove the pussybitches head deep into the water where it can not breathe. Hold it inside the water for the maximum amount of time the pussybitch can hold its breath without dying
- Release the pussybitches head from the water and give it about 10 seconds of breathing time
- Rinse and repeat step 5 and 6 ten more times.
- Cram the pussybitch into a dryer, and let it dry for about an hour.
- Pull out the pussybitch from the dryer after it is finished drying. (If the pussybitch turns out to be dead, put it back into the dryer and try again)
HOW TO KEEP A PUSSYBITCH IN LINE
Keeping a pussybitch in line is very easy. All you have to do is supply it with a set of rules and punishments, and show your dominance. You can do this by putting the pussybitch back in its place with the assistance of bitch slapping it several times until a satisfactory result is provided. This also works with household bitches. Though just like a dog, a pussybitch is curious and might sneak off to areas that you previously forbid. To stop this, put a electric collar onto the pussybitches neck and shock it nearly to death everytime it lurks near that area. Or you can brutally rape the pussybitch, the choice is yours. Still it should be noted that a pussybitch will follow the commands of anyone stronger than it, so if you want it to only follow your commands you have to give it a good beating daily, and yes you can beat it with your cock as long as it's strong enough.
IS IT OKAY TO SEXUALLY, PHYSICALLY, AND MENTALLY ABUSE MY PUSSY BITCH?
What are you, a nigger? Of course it's okay. In fact, it has been scientifically proven that pussybitches enjoy masters who rape and beat them daily more than masters who don't abuse them at all. Even more awesome than that is the fact that harassing and torturing your pussybitch can actually lengthen your life, improve concentration, reduce pain, make you more attractive, and make your dick longer! Nonetheless it is very popular in most prisons, so popular that it has even become a sport. You made 3 people your pussybitch today? 3 points for you! You had those three pussybitches suck you off until your hot creamy load blasted out your penis onto their faces? 3 More points for you!. Plus since pussybitches are almost worthless, people have began using them as toilets in prison, though most of the time pussybitches are just used for free buttsecks.
THE PUSSYBITCH'S FAVORITE ACTIVITIES
When they're not getting gangbanged by everyone in the internets, they regularly engage in fun activities with themselves or friends. These activities include:
- Crying
- Dying
- Taking large amounts of meat inside their buttholes without their consent
- Sucking stronger men off
- Cutting themselves
- Wishing they could kill themselves but knowing they don't have the plums to do it
- Being retarded
- Failing at life
- Having their hopes and dreams crushed on a daily basis
- Crying
- Watching a construction worker fuck it's wife in the ass while it crys inside
- Watching its daughter getting banged by a teenager with twice the amounts of man than itself
- Sitting alone in dark rooms crying
- Crying
- Crying
- Trying something but then failing at it moments later
- Getting raped
- Sitting alone in the lunchtable
- Not having a partner for a project
- Being called a faggot
- Getting slapped in the face by cocks
- Getting slapped in the face by woman
- Getting fucked in the face by bullies
- Watching their dad give them a disgusting look
- Shame
- Trying to kill themselves but even failing at that cause they can't pick up a gun
- Getting molested by their brother while they slept
- Having their brother ejaculate into their cereal while they were not looking
- Knowing inside that their brother molested them, but being too much a pussy to tell anyone
- Having to tie meat around their necks for their own dog to play with them
- Not being able to do certain things on their vidya games cause they have no friends
- Having to send random people friend requests to have someone to play with only to get denied
- Crying
- Getting ran over
- Getting beat to death by homeless people
- Having to beat off homeless people
- Having to remember that they don't have testicles everytime they go out to pee
- Getting friendzoned
- Writing blogs on how much their life sucks
- Being hated by everyone
- Never ever getting hugged by a female, not even their mom
- Having their mom calling them a pussy
- Seeing their mom getting rammed in the poon by their dad
- Not seeing their dad for twenty years, and when he eventually does come back he see's how much of a pussy his son is, so he leaves again
- Crying
- Getting called retarded by a retard
- Laying naked in a bathroom crying with blood dripping out of their anus
- Being retarded
- Getting pushed off of buildings
- Going into an elevator only to have everybody leave as soon as it steps in
- Getting slapped in the face by it's sister
- Not even getting raped by a rapist cause it's such a faggot
- Crying
- Still getting breastfed after 20 years
- Logging into twitter and / or tumblr and crying some more since those are the only places that accept that kind of bullshit
PUSSY USAGE COUNT
The word pussy has been used in this article a whopping
146
times.
Gallery
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A cigar automatically makes you tougher.
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It happens on the internets also
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Anonymous are known for their pussybitch behavior
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He knows you're a pussy
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DEATH STREAKS ARE FOR COWARDS
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Being a male feminist makes you a pussybitch
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Don't let your child be a pussybitch
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A pussybitch targets the weakest member of your party
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Not to be confused with pussyriot
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Not to be confused with tittybitch
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A rabbit makes a pussy into a bitch
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Find your own pussybitch today!
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A pussybitch will spend 20 seconds on graffiti for fear of arrest
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This Twilight Zone episode lasted 2 minutes
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Batman utilizing pussybitch domestication techniques
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Pussybitches are know for being cucks.
See Also
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- Trent Reznor
- SysOp
External Links
- Obama being a PussyBitch instead of "Commander-in-Chief"
- Pussybitch in popular film
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