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Suggestions should be internet drama, institutions, or memes that are relevant.
PROTIP: Nobody is going to create an article about some autistic furry that nobody cares about from FurAffinity, or some butthurt nerd on DeviantART with only 3 watchers.
Great potential IMO. I've done most of it, but I'd like it a lot if some people would be willing to add more content.
See Talk:Russia Today also.
ED mention lol--Boudica 20:02, 28 December 2014 (EST)
Reicheru-ketsueki
I'm highly surprised this girl doesn't have an article. With her terrible fanime/fanfic called Blood Raining night being everywhere.
Even by mary sue standards her character "Reicheru Ketsuekineko-Oni" is bad. Reicheru is a vampire cat demon who dates 'Denmark' and shacks up with Inuyasha and has his kid who turns out to be a God. She is related to Alucard from Hellsing and yet fucks him. Somehow she is Goku's daughter and Goku is evil in this story. The fanime and fanfic has a scene in which Korra and Sesshomaru fuck with a rock dildo Korra earth-bended out of a statue of George Washington.
It has a following everywhere,mostly because of how bad it is. But the suether thinks it's all because of how great her sue is.
So would anyone be interested in helping me gather info and maybe starting an article on this person?
Garystunumber12349 20:49, 29 December 2014 (EST)
January 2015
SERIOUS BRONY ALERT!
This guy Shadow Dinosaur has been lurking the net for years - and is very easily provoked into fits of rage. He's a sort of pervert-playa if that makes sense? I just caught him on Xiao Rishu's twitter feed - apparently he's met up with a girl who is 20 years younger than him. Jazzybellio4912
Never mind, I've[added a new page here].
Went onto his linkedin, where he describes himself as 'an internet professional' - gentlemen, I think we have ourselves a perfect lollercoaster. Jazzybellio4912
One final piece of lulz for 2014 to kick in 2015, and its a juicy one. Leelah Alcorn was a tranny on Tumblr who became An Hero recently by walking in front of a semi. She wrote a long manifesto on his/her Tumblr explaining why he/she killed him/herself and demanding social justice for her killing herself, and it's causing so many kids in high school to cry out their feelings in a lulzy way.
Oh my god the Tumblr got updated with an apology from the friends and family. --LoverOfBats 00:21, 1 January 2015 (EST)
Uh, where's this apology at? I don't see it.
I think you guys might be going about this all wrong though. The biggest lulz here are not the predictably crazy SJWs (who are crazy about everything and anything anyway) but rather Christian "true believers". In less than 2 posts I reduced one such "true believer" into proudly proclaiming that she was presently burning in hell because of the USERNAME she chose on her Tumblr! Which they described as an "unforgivable sin" according to some random crazy one liner in the Bible. Afterwards I easily turned it right back on him and got accused of having a "serpents tongue" as he went off on a screaming ALL CAPS tirade for over two pages as he desperately tried to "defend" his own "unforgivable sins". After which all HELL broke loose! Not from social justice warriors, but rather Christian crazy in-fighting. It was like a Christian implosion of self-titled "true believers" all suddenly attacking each other like a pack of wild whores fighting over the world's last dildo.
It's the top post, but it's not from Leelah's friends. It's an automated post Leelah set up to say fuck you to her parents.
Either way on how we approach this, this is huge potential and we need to make an article on this now while it's fresh. --LoverOfBats 04:51, 1 January 2015 (EST)
I run the BWW and I can tell you that these guys are not worth an article. Their comics are shit, but they aren't in any way offensive. Plus, none of the authors have been involved in any real drama. I say skip it. oddguy 04:07, 4 January 2015 (EST)
I have to agree with Oddguy. There's thousands of bad webcomics on the Internet already. If these guys did some shit like censoring any criticism like Tom Preston did with his shitty webcomic, then you'd have a platform to stand on to make an article. If you find anything lulzy that they did/are doing, then I say just make the article yourself. --LoverOfBats 15:25, 4 January 2015 (EST)
Arthur Chu
(Reposting this for I feel there's now enough lulz to cover this.)
He's called the 'Jeopardy Villain,' for his a former contestant on Jeopardy (One of the show's 'best' and most controversial) who is a completely disconnected from reality. When he was on Jeopardy everyone hated him because HE PLAYED THE GAME WELL! After Jeopardy he became a writer for The Daily Beast and started a 'nerd blog' where basically he rants about social justice in nerd culture, and becomes a rape apologist. (Even on CNN, and he stands by his statement, saying that rape is normal.) He's recently been doing a lot of whiteknighting for Zoe Quinn and has been actively attacking GamerGate despite not giving a shit when it was just about Quinn. He even said on David Pakman that he openly supports doxxing. He's basically Ian Miles Cheong 2: Electric Boogaloo, except he's a potential rapist instead of a Nazi.
There really isn't enough for an article. All there is to say about him is that he was on that show (and that isn't interesting), that he knew about a rape and didn't report and said it was normal (that would fill about one paragraph if we stretch it) and that he said he believed in black magic and that suicide is okay (which are both a single screencap/line of text). Even if we pad it out with a bunch of "lol he's an sjw that's in love with zoe quinn lololololol what a fag" it will still be a very short and very forced article. I say leave it alone until he gets involved in some drama that's actually interesting. oddguy 04:30, 5 January 2015 (EST)
Okay, new things happened and there is now enough material for an article if someone helps me. oddguy 18:47, 20 February 2015 (EST)
What better way to start the new year then a terrorist attack/high score run that causes all of Europe to go butthurt. Three men have done a co-op raid on the French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo because of their depiction of the Prophet Muhammad. Their current killcount is 10, and several wounded, and they're currently on the run in rural France. The French cops ran into these guys at close range and missed every shot, but the gunmen didn't miss and managed to wound several officers. The cops have completely blockaded the peaceful town and all of Europe and on the Internet they're doing 'Je Suis Charlie,' which is some art thing where they draw pencils to promote free speech. Details are still coming in and the chase is still on. I'll update with more once they come in. --LoverOfBats 18:16, 8 January 2015 (EST)
Just another day for the religion of peace. --One With The Lulz 21:30, 9 January 2015 (EST)
RationalWiki
Even though it's already an article, it could use some severe updating. These fags are some of the biggest SJWs on the web and are so autistic they write full length essays to their enemies' claims. --One With The Lulz 21:30, 9 January 2015 (EST)
Yeah, it's hilarious. They changed from a liberal parody of conservawiki to a full on SJW version of ED. oddguy 04:25, 10 January 2015 (EST)
Montage Parodies
Montage parodies is a metameme created by Reddit about last year. Basically, they parody the CoD montages with every single possible thing they can find, and throw in every single forced meme ever created into each video.
I don't really think they're similar. The editing styles are completely different, and with MLG Montages, all editing follows a common pattern. You could also classify it as a meme, unlike YTPs. Krookodilian 23:03, 27 February 2015 (EST)
...maybe at least the first two should be merged. That might really piss off the "transgenders" too since it's probably no longer politically correct to call them transvestites. That just seems like something really stupid that would probably enrage them.
Also, where should these go...
There's a bunch more, some not even SJW related, but that's the only one I've uploaded so far. Should they get their own article? You know like these? Or should they just be filed into articles that relate to them individually? --U Mad Bro 03:18, 11 January 2015 (EST)
Duke's "We don't say" campaign
Duke has made a twitter campaign with their "athletes" with phrases that say stuff like "I don't say SLUT, because that's negative toward women's sexual freedom" and more topics like retarded, man up, don't be a pussy, fag. Its like another "Don't say retard" "Don't say that's so gay", except this time a university is doing it.
4chan has already started pumping out parodies of it and adding it to the hashtags that Duke was using for it.
Okay I clicked through the links and, er, I'm confused. I mean it has reached a point of such absolute stupidity that I can't even tell the real ones from the ones that are trying to mock the campaign! Basically the campaign is so god awfully stupid that it essentially mocks itself. It would be better if the ones creating the parody versions chose a different format, like alter the colors slightly or maybe use the line, "You don't say..." instead of "I don't say..." which would be more entertaining anyway. --U Mad Bro 21:56, 12 January 2015 (EST)
It's called Poe's Law, and SJWs are notoriously susceptible to it. --One With The Lulz 12:26, 15 January 2015 (EST)
Um... what do we call it? I uploaded 15 images I cherry picked a few days back, but what should the article be called? "You Don't Say", "You Don't Say Campaign", "Duke 'Don't Say' Campaign"... er...
--U Mad Bro 02:54, 20 January 2015 (EST)
Sonichedgecraft and Lunastrangeglove
I know I mentioned luna last month, but now she has another friend, since both of their autism are high why not make an article about the two of them? sonic's DA account: http://sonichedgecraft.deviantart.com/ and then we have the queen of autism's account (luna) : http://lunastrangeglove.deviantart.com/ I hope you take the time to consider this article--Ezstick76 11:10, 13 January 2015 (EST)
Help Template
Don't we need a template like wikipedia that asks for help from all available admins? such as maybe {{halpplz}} or a one that asks to be unbanned for users who are banned but can still edit their talk page maybe {{unbanplz}}? Tigercommander 00:40, 15 January 2015 (EST)
They can just leave a message on their talk page or contact an admin on irc.Also, we have help pages already.-- 00:47, 15 January 2015 (EST)
I meant that it adds to the sysop tasks page so we see it later if we were ever offline when they asked for help, also not everyone knows how to use IRC Tigercommander 00:53, 15 January 2015 (EST)
Mantequilla said no new templates, comrade. Just leave it at that. Vermin 09:23, 15 January 2015 (EST)
He said that about series template and templates that get added to the end of articles, not user templates Tigercommander 09:25, 15 January 2015 (EST)
You're welcome to make your own user templates, but I can almost guarantee you'll be the only one using them, such has been the case with your first invention, so it's best to just make due with what we've already got. We're not supposed to be creating new categories, templates, or portals unless it's absolutely necessary. Vermin 09:40, 15 January 2015 (EST)
Oh my first invention was VX teaching me how to make templates, I should remove that actually. Tigercommander 09:45, 15 January 2015 (EST)
I check a transcluded SysOp Tasks at login. A halp template would be useful, provided anyone used it. As it is, many don't read the essential editing guides. There's no need for an unban template; bans are dealt so rarely as to be indisputable. I don't know about others, but I never allow talk page access for this reason. — VX 12:41, 15 January 2015 (EST)
Yes. That was my point exactly, most of the admins check sysop tasks when they login and this will really help new users, also as for making people use it, we can add it in the welcome message so they can understand Tigercommander 13:50, 15 January 2015 (EST)
Tumblr Portal
is there a reason there's not an individual tumblr portal? i see the social media portal, but we also have youtube, devart, lj, and the chans, which are arguably also social media. asking bc i see a lot of potential for a tumblr portal with individual users as we have with other portals. ofc tumblrites can change urls/delete fucking everything at the drop of a hat, but that's what screencaps are for. Qqye 09:12, 15 January 2015 (EST)
Use add section next time
As for your question, there is nothing against a tumblr portal, go ahead and create one if you like. Tigercommander 09:16, 15 January 2015 (EST)
ok thanks for fixing my mistake and thanks for the info Qqye 09:18, 15 January 2015 (EST)
No, no new portals right now, pls. The ones we already have aren't even being updated as much as they should be. Most (if not all) Tumblr subjects these days are gonna be social justice-related, so just add the Tumblr series template at the bottom of related new articles, and add its entry into the Social Justice Portal. Vermin 09:31, 15 January 2015 (EST)
Pastor Eric Dammann
Eric Dammann is a pastor at Bible Baptist Church in Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey. He became Internet famous when CasperTheFriendlyToast uploaded a video of Dammann bragging about attack a child during one of his sermons (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q19qRUBj-ic).
The Bible Baptist Church first posted an apology from Dammann on their Facebook page, but was overwhelmed with awesome comments attacking the pastor's psychopathic actions. The Church has since deleted their Facebook page.
It might be better to create an article like Crazy Clerics that could cover a multitude of different religious nutters (of all faiths), since most of these incidents don't really have enough material to create a full article all on their own. --U Mad Bro 16:21, 13 February 2015 (EST)
Spudroosi
This trolling channel was very infamous for trolling SkyDoesMinecraft fanboys, CaptainSparklez fanboys, and PewDiePie fanboys. He also started the "Spudroosi Armie", which did similar things. They have taken down at least 3 people who hate them by mass-false flagging their videos.
I don't have a ton to say but this is a youtuber, Her youtube page is Kittiesmama and I figured at least ED might make me not being the only person who hates this woman.
She's and attention whore who's used her kids to get a popular youtube channel, She does vlogs and her daughter, Emma. Who's turning into a smaller attention whore. Does really bad makeup tutorials.
DeviousDolls 21:27, 15 January 2015 (EST)Deviousdolls
I have couple ideas for new article:
Mafiaboy - hacker (that does not make any sense he has no entry in ED) I'm writing the article now, lookup my userpage
Hey. I've been lurking for a while, but had to make an acct to point this guy out. His name is SYRSA, or Benjamin from Sweden. He's an artist/musician/game developer, and would be pretty good at it if it weren't for his massive ego. He just sent Vinny from Vinesauce a pre-alpha of his game "Zerahypt" and Vinny tries to be really nice and gentle but cant help ripping apart his game. So he's started drama on the YT comment section of the video.
The important points:
-Huge, TL;DR comment defending his game on Vinny's YT video of the full stream and creaming himself over his own game.
-The main (and only) character is an animu chick with huge tits, and SYRSA gets buthurt over people pointing it out.
-Sounds a lot like the Fez Dev. only dumber and more passive aggressive, if that's possible.
-His DeviantArt is pretty fucked up and suggests some sort of mommy/pregnancy fetish
-Ridiculous, non-sensical responses to trolls.
TL;DR this may just be the start of his drama, but I think he has the potential to become a Lulzcow.
I've been wanting to do this guy for so long. So he's not just a brony fag, but a fag, incest, and foalcon freak. So if anyone could help me do more research on him such as his early artwork, his daily life, and so on. And the biggest one being his Saddle Up money making piece of shit. He has an ask blog which I'll provide a link below and I already have a few screenshots of anon questions but if anyone could help me dig more into his ask blog for more shit to expose.
http://askbraeburned.tumblr.com/JonJennyGem 8:10, 19 January 2015 (PST)
Does anyone want this page? I gave up on this sadly.
JonJennyGem 8:18, 19 January 2015 (PST)
It looks p good, I don't think it needs urgent attention, I might improve it later when I'm not busyTigercommander 11:26, 19 January 2015 (EST)
OK, thanks bro. JonJennyGem 9:08, 19 January 2015 (PST)
Julien Blanc
I'm surprised there is no article about this guy, lord and savior/bullshit artist of the PUAs who is part of that RSD company (Real Social Dynamics/Really Small Dicks). This all happened a couple months ago but there's plenty of online lulz to be found, with the SJWs declaring war, him getting banned in a bunch of countries, his videos, him shitting his pants on CNN, his tinder chats that show he's a desperate loser, etc. The forum on the rsdnation site is a gold mine of loserdom and dying alone "Field Reports". Ha ha holy shit I just checked it out.... julienworldtour.com!!!! He's back! Wikimandia 20:17, 25 January 2015 (EST)
Victim blaming
ED has pretty much every SJW tactic, buzzword, and belief covered so why not this. Basically if you in any way hurt the special feelings of someone who was victimized you are victim blaming (for example, the police asking the details of a rape to a rape victim will be accused of victim blaming). Oddly enough, SJWs love to victim blame the parents of the school shooter de jour for owning guns. --One With The Lulz 04:17, 27 January 2015 (EST)
I kind of covered this a bit in the bait article as one of the favored tactics of SJWs. I think it would be better as a part of the SJW main article rather than as an article of its own. --U Mad Bro 16:25, 13 February 2015 (EST)
Danay Howard - bitch who got the "soul slapped out" of her on NY subway
Can we get an article about this lol-worthy incident from November? This dumb bitch was giving this Dominican guy shit on the subway about his jacket until she finally hits him, and hilarity ensues.
Charges were dropped against the other three but dumb bitch Danay got SLAPPED with felony assault!
This video makes the world a better place - I'd be happy to write it Kickass 17:29, 27 January 2015 (EST)
IGGY AZALEA!!!
There is no page on the partial-birth abortion that is Iggy Azalea! The queen of the wiggers herself, whose rap music credibility is confirmed by her allegiance of fans aka 16 year old white girls. This must be remedied. Kickass 08:49, 28 January 2015 (EST)
Don't forget all the asshurt she causes SJWs with "cultural appropriation". --One With The Lulz 12:55, 28 January 2015 (EST)
Yes! Her big giant fake ass is a gold mine o' lulz! Kickass 16:20, 28 January 2015 (EST)
I think this would be a good idea.But not from a SJW angle, I was just thinking of writing about how she is a shitty musician and loves the nigger cock.Coincidentally, I was also thinking of doing a page on mudsharks.--Boudica 16:48, 22 February 2015 (EST)
No, don't even acknowledge her existence --Likeicare 17:59, 28 January 2015 (EST)
Keep in mind that MOST of these deranged SJW actually WANT ED articles because they WANT to be seen as "victims" and getting an ED article is a great way of achieving that goal and using it to milk money out of really stupid people. --U Mad Bro 18:15, 29 January 2015 (EST)
Aren't most of the people who accuse her of "cultural appropriation" not random SJW Twatters but other rappers who think she's a fraud? I hate wiggers Kickass 04:19, 1 February 2015 (EST)
Online anonymous-ish campaign to expose, ridicule and pwn pedos and sick fucks everywhere, especially the shitheads in power who do nothing about it. There are Twitter accounts from different countries - @OpDeathEatersUS, @OpDeathEatersCan, etc. #OpDeathEaters and check this out!!!! Anonymous - #OpDeathEaters February, Friday 13th -- Kickass 16:25, 28 January 2015 (EST)
Article Merge
Uh... bait and baiting ...they're basically the same, the former being the better version. --U Mad Bro 01:47, 29 January 2015 (EST)
Greetings! I'm Vermin. :> I'm an administrator of this here wiki, and I've been an EDiot off and on for the past 6 and a half or so years. Though I don't feel my presence oti has been relevant enough to merit my own ED article, I nonetheless had one written about me a little while back.
Unfortunately, the angle of said article was partially written from a shitty attack/revenge/civil war sort of vantage point, and this disappoints me. In fact, it was originally deleted by zaiger himself for being in said shape, but I voted to restore it in hopes it would be improved. I know there are decent satirists and writers out there who can edit this page up to standards and make me a happy rodent. I'm very open about my lifestyle, my personal interests, and my taste in women, so it shouldn't be hard to tease the fuck out of me and take jabs at my expense. Hell, even the damn persona section is outdated!
The article is here for anyone interested in fulfilling this request, and I thank you in advance for taking the time to have fun and mock me in the spirit of our dear ED! (Please refrain from showing me any kindness. This invite is also extended to any of its original authors who are willing to improve it). Vermin 14:24, 29 January 2015 (EST)
Seriously?! How come no one hasn't thought about this? This was a really, really, piece of crap anime that is getting retarded popularity and it deserves a much better butthurt including the fans. And please note that I didn't made this page, I believe the editor hasn't even updated since June 2014 when this was made. But this still needs more butthurt. And I also even want to feature this, in which an anime reviewer I know named DigiBro, has been getting a lot of flag and hate from butthurt fans of Shit Fart Offline because of his love of hating the series. JonJennyGem 17:33, 29 January 2015 (PST)
Thought about what? It's a semi-decent, semi-original anime series and it's not over-hyped as badly as other series (with far less quality). Pretty uneventful. Wasn't much trolling potential either. I mean, "Yuki dies!" isn't much of a spoiler when it's plainly fucking obvious. And revealing the identity of Death Gun is pretty fuckin obvious as well. There just isn't much lulz potential in it, not unless you can find some crazy nut jobs who are using it as an excuse to try and "live" online 24/7, attempting to emulate the form... although plenty of people already do that with far lulzier "reasons" (or lack thereof). Like the couple who were addicted to 2nd Life and wound up starving their daughter to death.
Sounds to me like you're just trying to use the article as a potential shill for your "friend" (wink, wink). Nobody really cares about 5th rate wannabe trolls yelling, "THIS SUX LOLS!!!1!". I'm sure there are no shortage of 12 year olds who find that terribly aggrivating and annoying, but everyone else just think you both look like fuckin retards.
Just my humble opinion. --U Mad Bro 22:14, 29 January 2015 (EST)
Unsecond thought, fuck this. I don't even know what I was thinking. I have a page to work on about a cerrtain Brony anyway. JonJennyGem 19:03, 29 January 2015 (PST)
A Youtuber for machinima and a prominant voice for Gamergate. Years ago they caused a lot of controversy with muslims in one of his videos when he called the Prophet Muhammad a bunny rabbit. Recently, he started a copyright war with Angry Joe because Joe used the Zoe Quinn war banner, and it had their logo in it. --LoverOfBats 19:40, 31 January 2015 (EST)
Actually SaveTheWhales, it is BroTeam's doing. BroTeam admitted on his Twitter that he filed the DMCA on purpose, claiming that the war banner was his property. So because of this, Joe and Pill and their followers got in a big slapfight on Twitter and Facebook, pointing fingers at each other. See for yourself: BroTeamPillRalphRetort article on the copyright war. --LoverOfBats 13:11, 1 February 2015 (EST)
Broteam is too gay for me to write about. CobaltCat 13:50, 1 February 2015 (EST)
Yes, I am aware. However, he claims that he revoked the notice. This means that it's no longer directly his fault that he's holding Joe under the waters of Youtube's shitty copywrite policies, it's only his fault for kicking him into it. Save the whales! Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! 15:31, 1 February 2015 (EST)
Just imagine if a gamer obsessed with Mario games and the Koopaling fandom wasted his time editing video game sprites and recoloring official artworks and taking credit for them. KoopshiKingGeoshi (Real name: Brandon) is a lazy bum who wastes his time raping up video game sprites and official artwork and wishing they existed from his imagination, and making a big deal over official game sprites from older games being the "wrong color". I mean really, look at him. -> http://koopshikinggeoshi.deviantart.com/art/Mah-Face-275075424 And his crappily drawn Koopasona with his body parts being seen through his clothes. -> http://koopshikinggeoshi.deviantart.com/art/Geoshi-s-brand-new-design-462486355 He's a flat-out art thief who violates the rules of DA and is likely the #1 criminal to violate Nintendo's intellectual property, and makes video game hacks. He will also BAWWWWWWLOCK people who abide to the rules and know for a fact that what he's doing is art theft. This dude also tries to get away with his stupid thievery. I mean look at him. Even worse, he also made his local Dairy Queen a slave by making him a Christmas cake with a printed image of Luigi riding on Yoshi that he stole and edited. -> http://koopshikinggeoshi.deviantart.com/art/Christmas-Eve-Cake-502436057 Just look at that rotten video game criminal!! --FoxyLaughter 03:22, 3 February 2015 (EST)
You just described 95% of the entire spriting (give me credit) community... seriously dude, reality check here. Why don't you make an article about that community rather than just one single, random, non-descript, boring ass example? Most of the sprite rippers don't even make any actual edits and they STILL demand "credit" or they claim it's "stealing" from them. I actually had people bitch and moan that I didn't "tag" my submitted uploads to various sprite ripping sites...
Because apparently not demanding "credit" somehow makes you a bad sprite ripper. --U Mad Bro 20:38, 14 February 2015 (EST)
To be honest, he needs his article bad, because he's like the biggest dickhead on DA who edits over official artwork and video game sprites and no one takes their time to report him for copyright violations. He's a big rule-breaker with all this drama and doesn't admit the fact that DeviantArt is an art site for people to submit their own creative drawings. --FoxyLaughter 00:27, 22 February 2015 (EST)
So in other words it's not really him that needs an article but rather all the spergs he's poking at. I think we got that covered though. I mean, as far as generating drama he certainly seems to be doing a pretty good job. Not much finesse though. I mean if you REALLY want to cause drama on DeviantArt the best way is to just outright "steal" other people's supposed "original characters" and then have them redrawn into something horrible and disgusting (usually whatever the person seems to dislike the most) and then you go around claiming the character as your own "original character". :D
Sorry to tell you this, but you seem to be confused. ED is not your online babysitter for you to use to try and "get back" at people who were mean and hurted yer wittle feewings on DevianTartlet, it's a parody/satire site dealing primarily with documenting Internet drama and kooky behavior... kooky behavior like getting irrationally upset over having your "original" arts "stolen" by some random person and mucked up for shits and giggles. Basically it would make more sense to make an article about his effects on YOU (and others) rather than about him directly. --U Mad Bro 11:13, 17 March 2015 (EDT)
February 2015
Law & Order SVU
I haven't watched TV (or as I like to call it, the shitbox) in years and I hear this show has an especially bullshitty episode coming up about how spooky vidya gaemz are and how they turn people into murderers. There's a trailer up on jewtube right now:
This has an astronomical lulz potential, well into the 1x10^15 values. If anyone on here still watches TV and is willing to sit through an hour of this, we could get a really nice article out of this.
PREPARE TO BE SLAUGHTEREDAkesgeroth 19:38, 6 February 2015 (EST)
Yeah, but yeah, this shit is blowing up fast. THere's already a big board of it on 8chan. It's becoming the next Bane/CIA. --LoverOfBats 16:11, 13 February 2015 (EST)
Only because of the GamerGate related episode... really, that's it. Which is no different from the CSI episode on furries, adult babies or any of a dozen other fringe interests. Not to mention all the episodes that are make-believe versions of real life crimes and cases. Not to mention the pop-law and pseudo-science they use is just hilariously stupid beyond measure (in all those crime shows). I mean, really...
The man could not be more rife for comedy material or less sympathetic to the consequences he'll endure from it. He's the perfect candidate for the TV Tropes treatment.--Troll 4 Life 03:28, 8 February 2015 (EST)
Cartoonlover98
An immature manchild who can't find the difference between a troll and someone who's serious, and he seriously hopes to get his dumb "cartoon" on Cartoon Network. --PosterPol 23:06, 8 February 2015 (EST)
Uh... do we not have this or is it under a different name maybe?
There tons and tons of source material (and even several existing ED articles for botched ones like the ATHF one). Some of these could probably use articles of their own as well...
What's the deal with this chick? Original author abandoned it.-Boudica 00:46, 9 February 2015 (EST)
WARD WARRIORS
So this a group of women who had been terrorizing the Agents of SHIELD fandoms for about....one year now. The group claims they want to redeem a character Grant Ward. However this is not only why I believe we need a page for them. Not only do they slam characters who do things that "humilate Ward" but they go to indivual users as well. Recently they attacked actors Ming Na Wen and Clark Greggs for jokes over the character and even sent Clark Death threats. They are so obsessed they make t-shirts. Here is there Main site: wardswarriors and for example of their cuckooness heres the ring leader's blog wanderingrookie which is filled with nonseical arguements for Ward and slander of Characters. Also if I get into their history we'll be here all night
Victoria is an underaged deviant on the site that constantly lies about suicide and abuse to get her way. She harasses others but then immediately turns around and cries about people harassing her later, then uses another excuse to cover up her act like a friend committing suicide or her mother, 'beating her with a belt.'. She steals, then claims she did nothing wrong, takes advantage of others with her 'friendship' and send her white knights out to attack anyone that dares oppose her opinion.
Victoria even has the nerve to insult other people's styles, despite her own style using only the circle tool and piss poor anatomy. If you try to correct her, you get a fabulous block to ponder over.
She's only 11, but partakes in sexual role plays and creates mature bases as well. She even makes polls wondering if her characters are sluts or not, depicting said characters as sleeping with 20+ guys.
She apparently 'left' deviantART a few days ago, but mysteriously an adopt account opened up only a few hours after she proclaimed her leave and announced itself as a different person, except with the same style, likes, and grammar. ( http://snows-sweet-adopts.deviantart.com ) When asked, she was apparently Victoria's friend. But I thought Victoria said she had absolutely no friends in real life?
It would be appreciated to have a page on her, otherwise she's gonna sneak around dA for quite a long time. Someone needs to kick some sense into this kid. TARS 15:21, 14 February 2015 (EST)
Your mama musta just shit you out of her ass last Thursday since you just described EVERY SINGLE LAST TWEENAGE MUPPET FUCK ON DEVIANT ART... likely yourself as well I'd be willing to bet. No one is going to do your dirty work for you I'm afraid. If you've got such a raging pedo hard on for this "underage girl" then YOU go right on ahead and make her an article, but don't expect anyone else to give a shit one way or the other. --U Mad Bro 18:53, 14 February 2015 (EST)
Things have been resolved for now. There is no need to make an article. TARS 21:18, 18 February 2015 (EST)
Why? Vine is normally anti-lulz. Did she cause any drama, because I just went through a bunch of her vids and none of them were funny in the slightest, and that's saying something since I have shit taste. --LoverOfBats 02:23, 15 February 2015 (EST)
Are you an idiot or something? --U Mad Bro 03:37, 15 February 2015 (EST)
It's an honest question, because all you did was post a hyperlink and said that she needs an article. Why does she need an article? ED doesn't just make an article about every little thing on the Internet. --LoverOfBats 12:50, 15 February 2015 (EST)
No, seriously dude, are you completely fucking retarded? Or did you just get online last week? Or are you just bitter and ass mad cause she has nearly a hundred thousand followers with over 76 MILLION video views? It's okay, we can't all be a hilariously toxic granny gangster giving out insane parenting advice. Maybe your furry animu videos or whatever the fuck you're into will someday be just as popular!
LOL, no, that was actually a joke. Yer a fuckin nobody, you always will be a fuckin nobody, but Anna Blast is a "somebody" which is why she needs an article... you fucking moron. --U Mad Bro 17:36, 15 February 2015 (EST)
YoshiWii1
How come we don't have an article on him yet?--Ezstick76 17:44, 15 February 2015 (EST)
Because they're a much less original/funny version of Sonmanic, Chris Chan or all the other crazy Sonic nut jobs that we already have articles for. Feel free to write it yourself though. I doubt anyone else is going to care very much though. Sonitards are a dime a dozen these days. --U Mad Bro 17:53, 15 February 2015 (EST)
I've started a new page about the Super Genius Roy Philipose.
Please feel free to dive into this rabbit hole of delusion and see for yourself.
This has potential. Typical narcissist, but the Tesla stuff really ices the cake and he doesn't show any signs of wizening up at all. --U Mad Bro 18:53, 15 February 2015 (EST)
Yes, I was genuinely surprised that he didn't already have a page. Search Amazon for Roy Philipose and you can see his genius book filled with his professional quotes and business tips. Also watch his YouTube videos. He at one point had a video where he literally sat for 10 hours talking about his life and Elon Musk. Some trolls also figured out he got approached by homeland security after the Tesla incident.
He also has a Twitter which he updates with his borderline retarded business advice and regular pleas to Elon Musk. He is so delusional that I don't think he will ever stop.
Some cringeworthy resources: Royphilipose.com @royphilipose royalus.com Zorgon747 23:40, 15 February 2015 (EST)
Roy is currently on Twitter blaming all the schools that he failed out of for not having a job. He is also telling Homeland Security about how sane and rational his mind is. SOMEONE PLEASE EXPERIENCE THIS WITH ME. Zorgon747 10:41, 18 February 2015 (EST)
IN CASE ANYONE HASN'T BEEN EXPOSED TO SUPER GENIUS LEVEL 2 STAGE YET:
CosmicQueenie on DevantART
Hypocrisy? Check!
Interlace to opposing opinions? Yup!
Gets butthurt when called out? You betcha!
Insults people while replying them then blocking them? You know it!
Flags and removes comments that prove him/her wrong? *nods head*
Disables comments when too many people prove him/her wrong? You got!
Claims to have anxiety and aspergers? The winner is you!
Good luck to the people that choses to work in this article! FOR THE LOLZ!
— Preceding comment added by ToonOfLolz (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
Congratulations, you just described ALL of DeviantArt! I mean, literally, you just described THE WHOLE of Deviant Art itself... GENIUS! :D
woah, you, toonoflolz, are going to make an article on someone on deviantart? Woah, how original, I am going to go puke in a bucket hang on for a second.--Ezstick76 18:55, 15 February 2015 (EST)
r/creepypms
Despite the title of this subreddit giving you the impression that this is just a place to post creepy pics in a judgment free environment, this subreddit is a shithole. It's not like a lot of the other places on Reddit where idiots are shamelessly posting stupid shit for imaginary points (eg. pics, gaming, etc.) or for being a hub for idiots (eg. politics, ShitRedditSays, etc.). The asshole mods, comprised of a motley crew of SJW's and oversensitive aspies, will ban you for the most minor of infractions, including making jokes that aren't offensive (eg. if you make any reference to sex, it will be considered "sexist"); "creep defending", which includes stating/suggesting that the subject of ridicule isn't a creep, among other things; not agreeing with the OP; and even posting in subreddits that they don't like (I'm not kidding).
And don't expect the mods to be decent to you after you get banned and try to talk to them, they will either treat you like you burned a hospital down (consider the context of why some people get banned), or they will outright ignore you.
I really think this subreddit should be considered for an article for it's overzealous, hugboxing, smothering, toxic moderation team. Consider reading the competing subreddit created to counteract their horseshit, r/truecreepyPMs for more on why r/creepyPMs is terrible.
It's apparently part of the fempire now, which I'm surprised is not an article of its own. May make for a good Subreddit hub topic. These fucks even have a whole list of subs they took over. The whole Laurelai business is also included in that shit, along with other GaymerGate shit.
One is mainly about a website offering fake girlfriend services and the other is about the subject in general... but they're both pretty small and could be merged together fairly easily. --U Mad Bro 08:30, 19 February 2015 (EST)
/r/FatPeopleHate
Yeah yeah, more reddit drama. While the sub does seem to be a bastion of common sense against the fat fucks that are seeping into our society, trying to change the norm to their own stupid standards, that entire subreddit is full of lulz. From their banning notices, to internal dramas including the Admin's of Reddit being upset that they have no reason to ban it, it would make a pretty damn good article. It's actually externally linked in the Fat Activist ED page.
Watching the desperate fuckers trying to ignore the fact their skinny/fat bodies would probably violate the subs rules, and their 'verificatied users' being hailed as close to demi gods, you can see how unfunny some of their posts are, and the clearly 100% true stories they tell each other while stuffing cheetos into their mouths.
Half the posts are either about how little they eat and how they're recovering from an eating disorder, or about how much they just LOVE food and run 10km to wear off the 5 Guys burger they scarfed down while crying about how no one actually cares about their health status on the internet. This causes a lot of internal tension and a bit of infighting. Hell, even the way the sub was created was a bit of drama in of itself.
It continues to be a bastion of reasonable logic on reddit, yet somehow they manage to have fucked that right up the ass in being self rightious idiots and thinking the internet is srs biddness.
I just decided to make it myself instead of being a lazy fuck. Feel free to edit and do as you please. Got some of the juicy leaks from the subreddit and the drama. Fat People Hate
Uh... where is this? Do we not have an article for it yet? If not I think I'll make one... but not like attacking the anti-vaxxers, but like pretending they're right and making it all overly satirical. --U Mad Bro 09:19, 20 February 2015 (EST)
What the hell is vaxxers? Tigercommander 10:04, 20 February 2015 (EST)
They're religious nutjobs that think you can catch autism from vaccines. (Which is false for autism is a neurological disability from birth, like the HFA I have.) They're pretty funny, but they don't have much relevance on the Internet. --LoverOfBats 12:38, 20 February 2015 (EST)
Doesn't have much Internet relevance? Uh, hello, Jenny McCarthy has like an entire fucking website devoted to the subject (as well as a book). Not to mention the sixty eight bazillion other websites. And Huffpost, a good 75% of their writers are all anti-vaxxers. And you have the pro-vaxxers and all their websites and FaceBook pages and then they constantly fight with one another in these huge epic fucking flame wars that extend for thousands of posts (literally). It's been one of the hottest subjects in the online world since 2010 or so, largely because of that complete fucking fruitloop Jenny McCarthy. At one point here recently she even went around claiming she was going to start suing people if they said she supported vaccines online... which could lead to some serious fun if Zaiger doesn't mind a potential lolsuit. Basically in the article she could be painted up as a proponent for vaccines and I could photoshop most of her stuff to reverse her position. Although, again, she will likely try and actually sue ED. --U Mad Bro 18:42, 20 February 2015 (EST)
This is a great idea. I can picture it now. Vaccines were invented by the Jews to propagate homosexuality and make the Muslim Baby Jesus cry.--Troll 4 Life 12:45, 20 February 2015 (EST)
Anti-vaxers blaming mental disorders on vaccines are comparable to those who blame physical disabilities on GMOs. Is there a name for those type of people too? Croppers maybe? Planters? All those -er titles are usually given for unflattering reasons. Vermin 02:02, 21 February 2015 (EST)
I didn't what U MAD BRO said, but I agree that this is worth an article. It's internet relevant by virtue of causing a lot of arguments online, in the same way that, for example, Republicans or Westboro Baptist Church are relevant. oddguy 08:46, 22 February 2015 (EST)
I didn't look into this too much to determine if it's worth writing about or not, but this guy's name has been popping up a lot lately in the stuff I've been reading about GamerGate, Brianna Wu, and Peter Coffin.
He's an anti-GG mouthpiece on Twitter and a cleanup artist on the Axe Cop animated series who shares his space hero doodles on tumblr. Of course this means he's a fatass (black shirt, second from left).
I also found this amusing gem that's become synonymous with his user name. Apparently he never actually sent that tweet, but it looked genuine enough to cause controversy, and plus the photo itself is a hilarious trigger warning.
On a side note, I have him to thank for introducing me to the sweet song he listed in his twitter bio.
Hmm...Oddguy isn't here yet to post a TL;DR comment on why the article will be shit despite it not having been written yet. So far that's a good sign. Go for it before he crushes your spirit like he has mine! :D --LoverOfBats 16:59, 21 February 2015 (EST)
I personally don't wanna pen it out myself, but I'll help if someone else starts it with an appropriate angle. If it's not worth writing, then no one needs to waste the time or effort.
And speaking of oddguy, he coincidentally just uploaded a photo with one of this guy's tweets in it. Vermin 00:50, 22 February 2015 (EST)
I don't have a SA account, but I do know the guy is a Goon and lot more of his retardation can be found there. DarkLordTR --> 08:12, 22 February 2015 (EST)
Reasons why this article will be shit
You want to write it because you're butthurt. He hurt your pathetic little feelings by saying mean things about GamerGate and you want to use ED to cry about it. Nobody cares. This person is nobody. He hasn't been involved in any real drama and there is no reason to write about him is because some people seem to think ED is GG's personal PR department.
This is exactly like the Sarah Butts and A Man in Black articles, both of which should not have ever been made. They are both about some person who's only function is taking screenshots of stupid shit GG said or did and posting them on Twitter, which is why they both read like they were written by some butthurt faggot thinking "Those stupid jerks are so mean! I'll show them!" and proceed to try and have a one-sided argument with these nobodies instead of focusing on the lulz (because there are none). Only by some grace of god was the Butts article saved because people found out she was a dog fucker as we were writing it and I was able to re-write it into something that isn't written like a "My response to Anita Arkeesian" video.
If you are able to find some actual funny drama related to this guy, go ahead and write something. But if your entire plan for the article is to collect a bunch of his tweets and then write your unwarranted response to them, explaining with "OMG HE'S TOTALLY WRONG AND STUPID IA PWNT HIM LOLOLOL" then go write a fucking tumblr blog instead, or better yet, get some cream for your sore anus and get over it. oddguy 08:38, 22 February 2015 (EST)
@LoverOfBats ^ look, he delivered! That's my oddgoy! :D
You pretty much just parroted what I said regarding it in your own words though. If there's lulz, then write it, if not, don't. But I'm glad to hear you say that instead of feeling the need to scrawl out an article about anyone and everyone who mentions GamerGate or ED in their social justice tweets.
And you can add Milo Yiannopoulos to that list of articles that didn't need to be written. Both versions of it. Vermin 09:58, 22 February 2015 (EST)
I actually agree. Someone made the original and Zaiger doesn't like deleting shit so he asked me to help rewrite it so I did, even though I thought the feminist version was more funny, if unnecessary in the first place. oddguy 11:23, 22 February 2015 (EST)
Homestuck is part of the MSPaint_Adventures page, but it's quite popular on the net, especially with Weebs and SJWs, and there's a fair few sick fucks involved.
Do you reckon it'd be worth it, or am I better off leaving it as is and revamping the original page? I'm quite familiar with the series, so I'm fine when it comes to research.
Kaichou 13:51, 21 February 2015 (EST)
I love how AH didn't update his comic for like 2 years and when he finally started again he said he was doing it to try and end GamerGate by diverting attention from it, thinking he still has that kind of power. But at that point no one even cared about him or his comic anymore. oddguy 14:15, 21 February 2015 (EST)
Don't forget his Kickstarted Homestuck game that has had no updates since it's Kickstart. It's probably going to suffer the same fate as Yogventures. --LoverOfBats 17:12, 21 February 2015 (EST)
Separate article or no the MSPA page spends way too much time listing things that aren't worth caring about without context (and providing context for anything related to Homestuck's story is a chore). There's plenty worth mentioning beyond Hussie's mediocre characters and which Act is the most boring. The glacial pacing, the convoluted nonlinear storytelling, the alien romance nonsense, and the fact that there's a thousand different things going on at once are all things turned into a horrible mess because Hussie didn't know how to handle them, and you don't need to cite 16 different pages to explain why. And that's just the story, I assume you all already know some things that can be said about the fans...--J-Y 08:51, 22 February 2015 (EST)
i think i murked what i was writing here earlier, oops. anyhow, i'm not sure homestuck is relevant enough anymore to find shit on it. homestucks had a stranglehold on tumblr a year or two ago, but now it's back to superwholock. if it were to have its own article, for the love of habeeb focus on the batshit fans and not homestuck itself. some actually funny variation of "it's a clusterfuck, here's a link for the losers who have time/brain cells to burn" with minimal context would suffice for the thing itself. the fans are where the true lulz can be found here, imo, but again, i don't even know if they're out there in numbers large enough to gather faxx. ╰⋃╯ʘ‿ʘ╰⋃╯ 05:51, 23 February 2015 (EST)
I was mainly going to focus on the fans, but they are quite numerous among the SJW/Tumblrina/Special Snowflake community even today, so I'm going to go ahead with it then. I'll start it on my userpage so I don't clog up the wiki with shit, and I'll give it a separate page one I feel it's good enugh. Any critiscms and suggestions are greatly welcomed.
--Kaichou 23:30, 28 February 2015 (EST)
Johnny test
Let's do one on johnny test, but instead of bashing it, we support it.--Ezstick76 00:06, 22 February 2015 (EST)
Honestly I almost think we should merge every article about shitty Canadian cartoons into one "Canadian Animation" article. They all suck for the same reasons and the only reason any of them are on the air at all is because of Canadian laws.--J-Y 18:20, 22 February 2015 (EST)
The only other one I can remember by name that I'm 100% sure is Canadian is Clone High (which people always defend, but I don't care). I think that animal highschool (not the actual title) show that was on Cartoon Network a few years back was also Canadian, but I'm not positive. I know a few more that CN aired at one point or another, and I'm sure Nickelodeon has some, The Disney Channel might even have a few. Again, these shows are protected by Canadian law to an extent, so this isn't a case of bad judgement on the networks' part. They have to have a certain amount of this crap.--J-Y 18:06, 25 February 2015 (EST)
Who cares, Johnny Test was shit, but it didn't cause any internet dramas. Nothing to write about that you couldn't just find on Wikipedia and cram some snarky comments in. Krookodilian 23:11, 27 February 2015 (EST)
We have a television portal that (according to Vermin at least) exists for articles on this type of thing. Just sayin'. Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! (Talk - Shit I've done.) 10:41, 28 February 2015 (EST)
@awfulhorse
this might be totally fucking irrelevant. my apologies if so, and also for being a lazy shit and not done anything on here in a while. i've lurked for so many years i'm not used to actually contributing lmao. anyway.
does the name "thom quinnell"/@awfulhorse on twitter ring any bells for anyone? crazy fucker goes by heather now, was trying to find another kookoo twitter anime marxist and saw that he's still going at it.
synopsis: furry, trans, feminist, sjw in general, thinks he's an internet tough guy, has 1000000000 accounts on everything, has been in "twitter jail" multiple times (twitter taking away your ability to tweet for so many hours, which takes an astronomical amount of tweets), has a couple thousand followers on the one twitter i'm looking at, plus the sum of the other million accounts.
i followed him back in his thom days for the lulz, but that was 2010 i think and i was on a different computer so no screenshots or files of any note. do recall him going batshit on some mildly popular depression twitter kid for a tweet he didn't like about trans people i think and driving the kid to delete (srs bznz), and i recall tweets from the kid about horselord apparently having done this before to others so he wasn't surprised he'd been targeted. dude is neurotic as hell and has hugboxes galore, so i don't doubt that he gets a boner (LADYboner, excuse me) from harassing teenagers on the internet. god, i'm a wiki noob and don't want to be a spacewaster with screenshots at this stage in the game, but just looking at his flavors.me (fursona on one side, wall of links on the other) just reeks of full-blown basement-dwellerdom.
again, idk if you folks think he's worth anything, but he is certifiably 100% batshit insane. he's one of those people that kindly has a flavors.me/google plus giving easy access to all of his internet fuckery, so several accounts to draw from if it's worth it to anyone. i say this bc he has not been on my radar for the past three or so years, so i have no idea what he's been up to in that time and if anyone HAS been paying attention to confirm he's done dumb shit that deserves to be on here. i don't know how active a role ED takes in lolcows nowadays or if you mostly just sit back and watch, so.
I'm pretty certain nobody gives a fuck, but feel free to write the article yourself... I would recommend mastering the basics of elementary level punctuation though first, you know, so you don't look completely fucking stupid. By the by, as trolling goes, getting yourself in "Twitter jail" is pretty pathetic. An actual troll can get outright banned from making a single benign post. For example I recently had a Twitter account banned because I said I was going to rape Brianna Wu's hair with a bottle of shampoo. If you're churning out thousands of posts and the best you can manage is "Twitter jail"... yeeeaah, look up the word "ineffectual" or "impotent". --U Mad Bro 08:20, 24 February 2015 (EST)
that was kind of the point that he's pathetic lmao he's not a troll (reading comprehension, or are you trolling trolls trolling....nvm), he's a whiny shitbaby sjw. just seeing if anyone else had heard of him bc he seems POTENTIALLY lulz-worthy but i forgot about him for three years. wut. i guess noone cares as suspected so disregard this. :'( ╰⋃╯ʘ‿ʘ╰⋃╯ 15:55, 24 February 2015 (EST)
Simply Sara needs an update
Holy shit, so it turns out Simply Sara has continued making more videos, not just about her 10,000cal food recipes, but also about how to 'save money' by giving people home made mouth wash for christmas. I know she came out of hospital recently for pneumonia, but I wanted to see if anyone else had more info on her. Her new channel is Junk Lovers and has a suprising amount of production value added to it, including the added bonus of being able to hear her take deep breaths through short sentences.
I'll add an update soon if no one else has any other info.
Can you explain what happened? I have been seeing posts about this all day. oddguy 14:18, 27 February 2015 (EST)
From what I know, there's a picture of a striped dress circulating around the internet. Some people say the dress is black and blue, others say it's obviously white and gold. Very strange, and it's gotten so viral so quickly. I just heard about it today, in fact. Krookodilian 23:14, 27 February 2015 (EST)
The Tumblrette who posted the dress pic used some cheap photoshopping techniques supposively to troll those who were colorblind. The only reason this ever kicked off was because Kanye West said it was Black & Blue, and because of that other celebrities started weighing in on Facebook and Twitter. It's pretty much standard forced meme garbage. --LoverOfBats 10:24, 28 February 2015 (EST)
Uh... no. That's not even remotely the fuck what happened (is happening). And it isn't a "forced meme" either you idiot. It's viral stupidity at its finest with every last person jumping on the idiot wagon voluntarily. It's a result of a particular perceptual bias, an optical illusion basically, a fuckup in the visual cortex of a certain segment of the population makes them see the dress as white and gold rather than the blue and black that it actually is. Hurr de durr! --U Mad Bro 11:40, 28 February 2015 (EST)
A celebrity said it? Oh thank God, I thought that it was just a case study to test the critical thinking skills of the masses by presenting them with a blatant false dilemma (the dress is blue and bronze in the pics, but this is not an option, and almost all of the "black" is yellow/orange-based) to see how many people would play along with something so obviously completely fucking stupid before realizing that it wasn't that interesting beyond an occasional glance on a Facebook feed (just like gum on the sidewalk). Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! (Talk - Shit I've done.) 10:52, 28 February 2015 (EST)
I think we can all agree it's light purple and gold. oddguy 11:54, 28 February 2015 (EST)
It's nothing but purposefully ironic attention whores and idiots who don't know how to adjust the gamma on their computer/smart phone screens. The INSUFFERABLE Tim 12:09, 28 February 2015 (EST)
Here's a couple easy example to see why this went viral...
In the first one, both A and B are the exact same color. In the second one, the seemingly blue and green are actually the exact SAME color. It's an optical illusion, one that some people are more susceptible to than others. --U Mad Bro 12:45, 28 February 2015 (EST)
To be fair, certain levels of color blindness could also play a likely factor which plays into what you said about certain people being more susceptible to the illusion. The INSUFFERABLE Tim 12:55, 28 February 2015 (EST)
March 2015
Lord Dragon Master
LordDragonMaster is one of the biggest BDSM comic artists on Deviantart, if not the biggest. Clocking in at over 8,000 watchers and nearly 4,000,000 pageviews, he's the author of his BDSM weeaboo manga Demon Candy:Parallel. The premise of his comic is a dumbass Canadian teenager accidently sells his soul, and to get it back he's forced to live with a pedophile demon dominatrix. His fanbase are a bunch of mindless PewDiePie style white knights and he gets easily butthurt if you critique his comic or insult his fetishes.
Oddly enough, he's been on EDF's radar for years. For more of the horrors he created, here's his tumblr: lorddragonmaster--LoverOfBats 19:00, 2 March 2015 (EST)
Well, bring some proof of whether his fans are ripe or not. And it would have to be something out of the ordinary DA hugbox.
--Duster 15:22, 9 March 2015 (EDT)
Hunter X Hunter
I'm in favor of this just being a redirect to DBZ or Animu in general, but the show has started to gain a following of autists like Hyskoa so it wouldn't be out of the question. Again, this isn't a make or break article, but between the fan rivalry with Naruto and the generic plotline, it can utilized effectively either way. R.I.P Old dirty /b/tard 11:43, 3 March 2015 (EST)
doesn't warrant a Subject/headline (Lady Gaga page)
An idea for the Lady Gaga page gallery would be to insert a photograph of one of those failed shotgun suicides where the fellow's face is blown away leaving a large bloody gouge were it was, with the caption 'ok, deep breath and count to 5, now back to pictures of Lady Gaga' I wouldn't know how to do this but someone should. --Deadpriest
Potato Girl Mark II
Electric Ugaloo...
Idiot woman subscribes to Nouglybabies mentality, posts a horrible picture of her... daughter? Spawn of satan? Something, something, people laugh and make a meme nobody really cares about. Something, something, idiot woman goes on CNN and every major news outlet whining about her potato head child is being mocked, something, something, Barbara Streisand, now a household meme. The end?
I slapped together an article real quick for this... Mariah Anderson
Don't really have time to work on it at the moment but I'll try and add some text and shit on Monday (unless someone else wants to do it in the meantime). It turns out though that the "trolling" was actually pretty gawd damn benign so I went ahead and just made some from scratch. If the doofy, money grubbing bitch really wants to make a "victim" out of her daughter... so be it, I'm more than happy to oblige her Streisand level stupidity. --U Mad Bro 10:00, 7 March 2015 (EST)
Derek Savage (AKA Cool Cat)
Derek Savage. Local resident of HelLA, god awful screenplay writer, and creator of the abomination that furfags don't even want to touch, Cool Cat.
What/Who is Cool Cat, one may ask? Cool Cat, was an imaginary friend Mr. Savage had in his young youth that he decided to capitalize on as he got older, and remember when I said that he was a god awful screenplay writer? Well it shows in his greatest creation: "Cool Cat Saves the Kids" or as the Internet is calling it, Birdemic 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Just remember kids, Cool Cat Loves You! --LoverOfBats 03:03, 8 March 2015 (EDT)
bigdog8000
So, this aspie-ass piss-ass faggot is something like a 13 year old. I was playing with him on a round of TF2, and me and another guy teamed up on him, and he just started whining and raging. He seems like a douchetard, and he keeps on whining about us killing him. Then he started to use a hakked Beggars Bazooka (The server I was on caused that) and he made everyone else team up against me. I screeched into the microphone a bit more, and he left, possibly angry.
Definitely not enough milking for an article. Just your average tf2 pubbie. We have no outside sources of his drama than his steam.
--Duster 15:12, 9 March 2015 (EDT)
pick up game communities
I'm gonna do an article on pick up game communities for certain vidya games, and also cover the entry level competitive communities of games without pickups, such as high mmr in dota 2. Suggestions here.
--Duster 15:11, 9 March 2015 (EDT)
Tardispony/BaffledDingo/Maia Wallace
So there's this crazy woman I met by accident, back in 2010 or so - Crazy emotional, did that bullshit where she'd tell people she'd kill herself - drama stuff, you know? Anyway, our experiences (mine and my friends) mostly ended sometime in 2011/2012.
However, I recently found this: Tardispony Callout
Apparently, this psycho's been convincing people she's the victim of all sorts of shit, and managed to scam somewhere around $6000 from people. This isn't including the stuff she'd done back in 2010, with the accounts she'd had then.
Some of her exploits include:
sockpuppeting;
faking suicides & a snake bite (no, really;
weird airplane porn (2010);
same with How To Train Your Dragon;
constantly claiming her parents kicked her out (she's 25);
claiming her ex assaulted her;
having shitfits when strangers at conventions paid for their booths and when she asked if she could use them they said no;
bitching about people being mean to her, then sending her white knights to send suicide threats to people;
getting upset at a couple for getting asked to sell their stuff at a convention before her;
claiming her family/mother is abusive and then backtracking;
Should also mention, she's been a part of multiple fandoms, although I am unsure what they all are. She was part of Second Life for some time, and caused dome drama there apparently.
Dunno if she should get her own article or not. She's fucking crazy, though. Sort of interesting, I guess?
Sounds pretty boring to me. There's actually thousands of these lesser scam artists that take advantage of others in pretty well every fandom you can think of... the furry community has some of the lulziest and most depraved examples. The (dead) Queen Of Internet Scam Artistry though is Shay... you really can't top that. If you want to make her an article, go for it, but I doubt anyone else is going to have much interest in it. Not unless she's got some unique angle... like that one crazy girl who convinced herself that she was seeing imaginary rainbow lizard people she called "niggies"... srsly. Run of the mill "professional victim" scam artists though are pretty well a dime a dozen these days... in fact that would be a much better article... professional victims. --U Mad Bro 20:41, 11 March 2015 (EDT)
Fair enough. She did convince some of her knights to attack some people IRL, but she is pretty run of the mill I suppose. GlipGlop 14:16, 12 March 2015 (EDT)
Do you mean physically assaulting/attacking people irl, or do you mean doing tweenage muppet fuck shit like trying to send pizzas or making prank phone calls or some shit?
She's a Brony (and lies about it, despite her art being 90% ponies now)
Bronies hate her, Flight Rising Dragons hates her, Furries hate her. She's been drama dropping everywhere she go.
She tried convincing one of her past white knights to assault his (and her) ex boyfriend for not giving her the time of day.
She has a fugly, horse looking face.
Where do I begin with this douche? Not only does this fucker think it's great to harass married women, but he also is a fucking pedophile or at least a god damn child stalker, this dude literally is bringing back the "hey kids, here's free candy van" situation. Oooo but it gets worse! This dude literally corrupt the shit outta the whole ranting community on the sonic fc things! Like the people who ranted on PE013, AkaiDalia and fuck knows who else. But let me show you this bullshitting cunt. [[5]] this is a brief summary given by one of the ranters themselves under the name of Levai-Matters and if anybody is willing to teach me or even write an article for me. I would be so glad. Need anymore convincing proof of how much of a dick he is? Hold up.
[[6]] Where he thought making 16 year old girls cry like an asshole.
Want to know why he started acting like a cunt? Just because he was sucking PrincessElizabeth013's nipples and everyone called him out on it.
I really hope somebody can contact me for information! Thank you.
--AnonymousGurl 20:33, 15 March 2015 (EDT)AnonymousGurl
Now, ya see, this is why I was opposed to this stupid fucking retardation... PrincessElizabeth013
It's like shoving your hand into a hornets nest of tweenage muppet fucks and flailing all about. Might be kind of "fun" except for the fact that the entire hive of prepubescent stupidity comes swarming all over ED looking to try and "get back" at one another in the most half-assed, fumbling little ways imaginable. A lot of times in cases like this the only way to end the stupidity is to track down the dox of every last tweenager involved and then start contacting neglectful parents and schools so that they can deal with the fuckups directly, rather than letting ED act as their proverbial online babysitter. --U Mad Bro 05:57, 16 March 2015 (EDT)
Onideus can you please stop leaving huge walls of text everywhere? kthxplz Tigercommander 06:15, 16 March 2015 (EDT)
Onideus is banned so he can't leave huge walls of text anywhere. You should probably stop riding his jock though, I don't think it's healthy. Besides which, aren't you the one with "reading problems"? Oh, wait, maybe that's why you want less text. ;)
Or both maybe? Or maybe it would be better to do an article on makeup in general? Thoughts, ideas, insults, masturbation? I'm leaning towards an article on makeup in general, since there's quite a number of things that could be done with that... maybe beauty would be better than makeup though... hrmmm. --U Mad Bro 07:33, 16 March 2015 (EDT)
You're just going to upload a bunch of shitty memes and makes yet another unfunny image gallery as opposed to an actual article.LOLZ MAKEUP--Boudica 16:02, 17 March 2015 (EDT)
Which, oddly enough, is a LOT more than you do around here, Sparkles. --U Mad Bro 16:04, 17 March 2015 (EDT)
Rick Fox
Washed up Athlete
Also known as Ulrich Alexander "Rick" Fox, he is a well known 'American' basketball player and actor, despite the fact that he was actually born in Toronto, Canada. So he spent time in the Bahamas after leaving the great North, where he played basketball. So American, eh? Finally he moved to America and got to play for the Celtics and later the Los Angeles Lakers. During such time he was able to copulate with many women despite being married, and had two legitimate kids. After his basketball career he decided that acting would be a fun thing to do, despite the fact that he can not act his way out of a paper bag.
The Parent
So the grand Lakers player that so many look up to left his eldest son to often take care of his younger daughter whenever he had the two for visitation, so he could party and have fun. He was even such a great parent that his youngest daughter even tried to commit suicide a few times and it took her several attempts before he even noticed. The man is a laughably bad parent, but as time goes on he has managed to get worse, which is astounding, especially given that his son is now over eighteen. He does not want his son to be with a white girl, or a girl who is not below a certain level of attractiveness, because he's a Fox.
He went so far as to interfere with his son's love life to forbid him to speak to a girl that he was dating, and then contacted places and conceived unbelievable lies about the girl to get her banned from public places. Then he convinced his son that the girl was using him for money despite the fact that said girl has purchased a lot of things for his son.... the man is a crazy psychopath who just happens to look nice- but is still a washed up athlete.
The Real Rick
He has a plush apartment on a floor of a nice apartment. Countless chauffeurs take his land rover for him when you arrive, and inside there are Time magazines spread about ostentatiously, but suspiciously so intact that you can tell no one has even read any of them. Drinks in the fridge are the type like expensive carbonated waters that taste disgusting and just have extra calories for needless flavor and bubbles- oh and to look cool. He proudly displays his NBA memorabilia throughout the house, including a very large shaque shoe that is signed, all over his house.
The man is 45 but willingly will fuck girls who are young enough to be his daughter. He will only date or be with girls who are skinny and very attractive, and expects his son to uphold the same standards, too. It is amazing how shallow how this failed actor can be so shallow given how much of a failed success he is. He is a psychopathic compulsive liar who will do just about anything he wants to do, to feel he has "won" and will stop at nothing until he feels he has made others feel like shit. Almost anything that he talks about is not very intelligent or deep. his young son is extremely more mature than his father unfortunately. But, he was in a Tyler Perry movie, what do you expect?
— Preceding comment added by Amanita (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
Thinking of making an article about this, based on rumors people have made about ED and providing proof and rebuttals why their baseless attacks are wrong/don't work. Would it be possible to? 1sam234 02:16, 19 March 2015 (EDT)
Uh... I think you're missing the point of "theories" and rumors. Most of them are based on a need to try and stuff one's head into the ground to try and pretend the site doesn't exist or isn't relevant in some capacity. Usually because the person has an article on ED or because they don't like a particular article on ED. Having a random page that no one is ever even going to look at to try and "discredit" what never even had credibility to begin with is, well, kinda dumb to be honest. Plus there's technically already pages like that, for example if you scroll to the bottom and click the "about" section. There's also the article on ED itself (and past versions) and there's likewise a whole slew of help pages (that no one ever reads) with relevant information as well. --U Mad Bro 03:52, 19 March 2015 (EDT)
I understand, I just thought I'd get the clearly bright idea to condense all the rumors and false claims people would make on us on a single page that wasn't TL;DR, like the basic "Encyclopedia Dramatica is a shock site" or "If I join, I'll be safe" or "They claim we house criminals" and stuff like that. 1sam234 10:45, 19 March 2015 (EDT)
Nah, not really, just needed to be sure it wasn't needed before I did anything. Actually did read them too when you mentioned it before, so I'll stop. Thanks. :) 1sam234 11:40, 19 March 2015 (EDT)
If you want you could add some stuff to the existing pages or improve them a bit. A lot of them are a bit old and could use some updating. You probably won't be able to edit them directly but you could make a sandbox copy in your user space and then ask one of the admins to update the real page. --U Mad Bro 21:22, 19 March 2015 (EDT)
Well, the common misconceptions article is still editable, I'll probably add some stuff there. :) 1sam234 13:06, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
Featherfaggotry
Hello! I noticed that in the long-as-fuck history of this site, there have been numerous articles on the different kinds of furfaggotry, but it always bugged me that no one has decided to make an article on Featherfags, who are like furries and scalies but for birds. I'm new to this site, and do not know very much on how to make a new article, so I suggest some help on this subject matter. As an avid fan of birds, I find these people to be quite appalling. Please help me in creating a new article or at least a stub on the furfag page.
Probably it would be best to add it to the Furfag article, I created a new section, feel free to add some text. --U Mad Bro 19:02, 19 March 2015 (EDT)
Alright, I got started on a couple of them. Feel free to jump on in and add some text, or any other types I missed. I'll work on it some more tomorrow. It probably needs a section for "purity" types, like the virginal Disney fantard types who claim their interest in furries has nothing to do with sexuality... not sure if there's a more "official" name for them though. --U Mad Bro 20:16, 19 March 2015 (EDT)
Darude Sandstorm, overused fucking meme.
Overused meme that I think may deserve an article. Fucking montage parodies. --FilthyScriptKiddie
Unless you have something to say that concerns the artist, why not just make an article about the montage parodies themselves with sections about commonly used songs like Sandstorm? It's not like there's much to say abut the song itself beyond "People play it too much". --J-Y 19:34, 24 March 2015 (EDT)
I even suggested Montage Parodies since they've become the new Youtube Poop. --LoverOfBats 21:16, 26 March 2015 (EDT)
Christopher Reeve. (Hilariously his autobiography is called 'Nothing Is Impossible'!) -deadpriest March 22 15
Why would we want to make a page on someone that no one cares about ATM? Did he do anything tremendously lulzworthy when he was alive? --LoverOfBats 12:38, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
Gurochan
Been workin on the Gurochan page. If anyone wishes to help contribute (any gurotards here?) leave a message on my talk page if, uh, it's not spammed. -- Luut 13:09, 22 March 2015 (EDT)
Fucking shit. That thing went down at the original addy more than a year ago (yeah, I used to look for sick images on it, monkey porn is more my speed) and it's back now? I figgured it was dead meat because FBI lol. Negative Memory Retrieval 02:39, 10 April 2015 (EDT)
Starlyn Jennings
Disturbingly obsessed with India, to the point of sending money to men in India to be her boyfriend, then getting butthurt when they break up with her, get her friends to buy her stuff, never repay them or her and never meet her in person. Constantly makes videos about trying to get an Indian boyfriend, by giving random men at Indian restaurants her number, and puts all of this shit on Youtube. She proceeds to make videos about how Indian men can get White women, in which she makes cringeworthy comments about stereotypes about Indians and general racist stuff, without even realizing. She often does videos, with her blond sidekick who is on the same pathetic mission, and White women who are obsessed with Indian makeup and clothing, having entire channels devoted to it. In one video she even goes to a recording studio and records songs about Indian men and White women falling in love. This crazy Indiaphile Tumblr girl is the perfect example of cringeworthy cultural appropriation, kind of like a weeaboo or otaku of Indian culture. If anyone wants to make an article, pm me, but I'm busy so no telling if this will get off the ground, but please check out her channel and you'll see why this serious cringe needs an article.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO6i2zENQ7w9olje9javZXQDonMafianChild 13:31, 22 March 2015 (EDT)DonMafianChild
Tumblr Feminists
I know there is an article on Tumblr, but one focused more on the feminists, would really bring in the LOLZ, especially defenders, like the first one that comes up when you type Tumblr Feminist on Youtube, i.e. Claudia Boleyn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYcVFXByPsA, decide for yourself guys if it worthy or not. She's pretty funny though, talking about being hairy and how that is attractive, when she clearly wears make up and grooms herself, yet claims she doesn't. Anyway it could hyperlink to the whole Sarkesian/Gamergate situation and Briana Wu. DonMafianChild 13:42, 22 March 2015 (EDT)DonMafianChild
There is no difference between tumblr feminists and "regular" feminists. oddguy 14:06, 22 March 2015 (EDT)
There is a slight difference. One has a Tumblr blog, the other doesn't. That's it, that's the only fucking difference. --LoverOfBats 12:36, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
This dude, Racefan2464 has a weird fetish for racecars and wastes his talent with crappy collabs with other artists and acts too lazy to draw his own shit, and most of his collab pics are unfinished and the colors are bad enough to cause the viewers' eyes to bleed, and he colors in the pics via outdated MS Paint software. Look at him! -> [8] And here is an example of one of his most unfinished collabs. LOOK! -> [9] And when given a critique, he talks back with attitude and throws a massive tantrum over criticism. --FoxyLaughter 00:51, 25 March 2015 (EDT)
This is easier if I just copy and paste myself...
Congratulations, you just described ALL of DeviantArt! I mean, literally, you just described THE WHOLE of Deviant Art itself... GENIUS! :D
I mean... wow... object fetishists! WOAH! You musta just been shit on out of yer mama's ass just last week if you think that's something "new" and "amazing".
Feel free to go ahead and make an article yourself for them, I have no doubt it'll be spectacularly amusing (although not for the reasons you intend). Other than that don't expect anyone here to do your dirty work for you (I'm sure you're just as hilariously kooky as they are). --U Mad Bro 12:57, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
I probably shouldn't be encouraging this shit, but here, I got it started for you...
Now get your ass to Mars! I'm expecting you to expand that article with something before the weekend is out. If you disappoint me I swear to your God I'm gonna track you down on DA and slap you around like a red headed step child! --U Mad Bro 13:37, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
Well, that's a good start. Don't forget to put in the gallery featuring his shitty collabs, plus screencaps of his comments BAWWWWing over critiques and other forms of advice. I mean, if he can't handle them, then he's a sore loser. --FoxyLaughter 05:57, 28 March 2015 (EDT)
That sounds like a job for you then! Better get to uploading those images and screencaps!
chow11 is an infamous user on Deviantart known for buying commissions from dumbfucks, then once they're finished, he bolts without paying for them. His commissions are always involving either the three Mario princesses, or Krystal from Star Fox wearing spacesuits being either A) sucked into space through the airlock or a hull breach b) having their airhose disconnected or their helmets come off, causing them to suffocate to death. He has evaded paying for commissions so much that a lot of big artists have blacklisted him, and he's been banned from paying people (Yes, apparently Deviantart can ban people from buying points) on multiple occasions, in which he just makes a puppet account to evade the ban. If you're a Nintendo artist, or a spacesuit artist for that matter, he'll flock to you and beg for you to draw him something in the similar manner to Rosalina freak Gallantmon8 If you do draw for him, he'll try to distract you from the fact he didn't pay by asking you do describe his sexy astronaut's peril in full detail, despite the fact it's right in front of him in picture form. I guess he likes fapping to the eBook version instead of the picture story book. --LoverOfBats 13:03, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
Well this one is slightly more interesting than the last one, I don't think there are too many snuff-tard DA articles about. Somebody better get to work on it! --U Mad Bro 13:18, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
Plus, he's not just a spacesuit snuff fetishist, he constantly gets away with not paying for commissions, and claims "IT'S ALL PAYPALS FAULT!" --LoverOfBats 13:58, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
Jesus, the posting creepy postings of random princess cosplayers too, he sounds like a gold mine. Nack 15:00, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
Gentlemen, we have work to do. (Rough workbench just to get it created. I'll do more later.) --LoverOfBats 18:45, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
Looks like a raging narcissist to me, he'd probably just enjoy an ED article, under the delusion of "haters make me famous". Best not to give attention whores what they want.
That's what I'm conflicted on, but he's already on TV Tropes and goes straight into denial when it's brought up, so he might not enjoy it as much as you would think. I'll dig for the comments but he gets trolled shitless so hold on. StarsThatSing 17:00, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
Well, if you think it'd be worthwhile go ahead and take a crack at it. I'm not sure there's much general interest though so you'll probably have to make it yourself. --U Mad Bro 17:15, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
...but an Audio Clip version of it. --U Mad Bro 20:17, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
OP #expelmisogyny
Canada is at it again! This time we got a feminist protest rally and a symbol of flawed education in the Great White North. In the little college known as Dalhousie University, the SJW ridden campuses broke into an uproar over the dental class of 2015's special Facebook group where the students made shitty rape jokes. This caused a massive cringeworthy panel on misogyny lead by several crackpot feminist anti-Zionist female professors, as well as Anonymous getting involved with Op #expelmisogyny.
For more on that, let's turn it over to the return prodigal shitlord himself, InternetArtisocrat, now known as MisterMetokur
illcitvirus115 is truly a lolcow waiting to be milked. He draws art of his 'Binding of Issac' OC naked and pairs her up with Issac himself. Much of his artwork suggests sexual or romantic relations between the two, and he always denies that they do. Did I mention he also made them have children?
TD;LR: A pedophile in denial who draws really shitty art and thinks children being naked is natrualism. --MAjOrA 00:48, 1 April 2015 (EDT)
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS, HE'S THE LEAD SINGER OF DISTURBED, A BAND THAT SINGS ABOUT GETTING DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS. FOR SOME FUCKING REASON HE TYPES IN ALL CAPS. SOMETHING TO DO WITH HOW HE READS, OR SOME SHIT.
HE'S GOING NUCLEAR ON TWITTER RIGHT NOW ABOUT ANTISEMITISM. HE LASHED OUT AT GAMERGAYS AND GOT REAALLY BUTTHURT AT SOME COMEDIAN YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF NAMED JIM NORTON. LOTS OF BUTTHURT, LOTS OF DRAMA, LOTS OF LULZ ESPECIALLY SINCE HE WAS SAYING THAT PEOPLE ARE TOO POLITICALLY CORRECT NOWADAYS. ALL OF THIS OVER SOME NIGGER ON THE DAILY SHOW TWEETING ABOUT JEWS AND WOMEN (OF COURSE DAVID DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE WOMEN, HE ONLY CARES ABOUT WHAT ATTACKS HIS IDENTITY). SERIOUSLY, GO READ HIS EXCHANGE BETWEEN HIMSELF AND JIM. IT'S HILARIOUS.
THERE'S PROBABLY NOT ENOUGH ATM TO MAKE AN ARTICLE, BUT WE SHOULD WATCH IT NEVERTHELESS BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE START OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IF IT ISN'T JUST AN APRIL FOOLS/DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS MOMENT. ADOLPH-IN HITLER NEEDS AN ARMY! (TALK - SHIT I'VE DONE.)
Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor, HabermannSA, Ultima, The C.R.P.G. addict, parody article about Phils
Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor: Wildly overrated mediocre game that mostly involves performing the same actions over and over again, much like Call Of Duty but not quite as generic. Uses the Assassin's Creed combat system, meaning that combat is entirely random, the only effective strategy is to spam the same attack again and again, and you have only a vague idea of what your character will do when you hit the buttons. Features a story worthy of a third-rate fanfiction on Deviant Art, except with less substance and style. I played a far better game recently, The Evil within which showed all the flaws in this game: In The Evil within, I could clearly tell what my charater would do at all times; I dodged enemies when I wanted, not when the game decided that was my choice; and the game had a lot of style and imagination, which Shadow of Mordor sorely lacked. I have no idea why Shadow of Mordor is so popular and well liked and everyone complains about the far superior game.
HabermannSA: Obsessive Call of Dutyfanboy with massive amounts of USI, Alexithymia and an YouTube channel showing his pathetic inability to understand good video games. Huge hypocrite who says that Nintendo and Hotline Miami are generic and repetitive while playing dozens of indistinguishable First Persons Shooters throughout his career. Admittedly good at finding terrible games and mocking their flaws, but that does not make up for his many character flaws. I do not care that he is a faggot, I hate homophobes; there are plenty of good reasons to hate him.
Ultima: Currently redirects to Final Fantasy despite being completely different--I get the joke, but it does not work since they are such dissimilar games--so why not make fun of it in a separate article? I respect the series for its depth and complexity, and its morally-ambiguous system of virtues, and the fourth and seventh games are quite fun despite the flaws and quirks, but there is a lot to mock about it. Ultima is filled with bugs, plotholes, tedious grinding, bad jokes, poor combat, horrible navigation and design flaws. Ultima 7.5, 8 and 9 are nightmarishly awful games that are barely playable, filled with bugs, violate and contradict every aspect of the previous games, and really deserve this treatment.
C.R.P.G. Addict: Another Let's Player with no imagination, a giant ego and a complete misunderstanding of video games. Explicitly stated that he would rather play the bland, generic Wizardry series for the rest of his life than try any game that was not an R.P.G, or which was made in Japan. Closeted racist, having made statements like "It's not a racial thing. I have known and loved many Japanese people.
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These images make me physically ill...they are incontestably Japanese," and "...that this game [about rape] was a major commercial release in any country...is simply jaw-dropping."
He has an army of fan boys who are also obsessively dedicated to playing the same type of game for all eternity, and who will threaten to an hero you if you mention any other types of games, or the same type of game made in the Japanese style; or if you point out the implicit and explicit racism in those quotes.
Parody article about Phils: A lighthearted, insincere thing mocking all the annoying Phils in the world, used as a parody of racism and homophobia.
Phil FIsh, a man who truly showed grand programming 1337 skills, having surpassed both David Cage and E.A. (why do we not have David Cage or E.A. here? Please do them) in his work. Now free to pursue anything, refusing to limit himself to the standards of guys who stay in one position forever. Successfully combined two classic games, thus showing his love and respect for all that is gaming.
Phil Spector, the man who realized modern music was all terrible and strove to fix it in the best way. No musician, no problem. Almost went to prison, where Phils become Bubbas, and where his musician friends would have passed drugs and shivs to him. A wise, old man fighting the retards like Justin Bieber, (why do we not have Justin Bieber here? Please also make an article about him.) Fergie and most rap stars.
Philip Fry, a useless incompetent whose brain was destroyed due to fucking his grandmother on a trip back through time. He works as a delivery because any activity more intellectually stimulating than moving a box is beyond his tiny mind. Fears change, alien creatures, his stupid embarassed parents and love. His girlfriend is a freakish mutant who belongs in a sewer. Sorry, there is a typo at the beginning of this paragraph: I am actually referring to DarksydePhil.
-ShyamalanisEdWood
Are you attempting to say that that fuckwit Justin Beiber should get his own page on here? What are you trying to do? Spread his faggotry to ED so we have even more cancerous cells killing it? You sir are a Sick Fuck. JK but really, I honestly believe he doesn't deserve to have a page on our glorious site. And even then, his E-Lawers would probably make us take it down, or he might sick his rabid fan base on us. Id-ee-awkr-ass-ee 23:41, 6 April 2015 (EDT)
I've been thinking for a while on the subject of how Aspergers has been kicked out of the autism circus (so I've heard), which makes the pages talking about Aspergers and people who have it severely dated. Maybe it would be time to update the information, like a new autism page, template, etc.? I mean, only so the information on this wiki stays up-to-date and factual. Maybe the site would even benefit from having a new autism portal. These are just suggestions, so you can ignore them if you want, but I'm only wanting to help improve the site's factual level. ಠ_ಠ☢ 14:45, 4 April 2015 (EDT)
MisterMetokur
InternetAristocrat AKA Jim81Jim AKA the guy that started Quinnspiracy has returned to the internet under a new account MisterMetokur
He's resurfaced with a new Tumblrisms attacking Otherkin. The video started a shitstorm on Tumblr even before it was uploaded.
Reposting because the original recommendation was back in December. --LoverOfBats 20:08, 6 April 2015 (EDT)
Has this video not been added to the Otherkin page? If so, it needs to be...and it depends on how many shitstorms this guy has caused. Remember, the more drama, the better. I've only seen this video and his newest one, the one about the Dalhousie Bullshit, which could probably use some sort of recognition on the site in its own right as well, seeing as how the image of Anonymous has suddenly been hijacked by SJW's, and 13 "Misogynists" had their lives ruined...by the way, when I say hijacked, I mean a video was posted to the jewtubes that appeared to be Anon, but it wasn't because the reader was female, and one of the rules of the internet states that there are no females on teh interwebz.
TL;DR Post this video to our otherkin page first, then we'll see what others have to say. Id-ee-awkr-ass-ee 22:57, 6 April 2015 (EDT)
Posted. It's in the new "Tl;dr" section. --LoverOfBats 23:22, 6 April 2015 (EDT)
Actually, considering he is probably a user or even an editor of ED, it might be best not to. Because if you give him his own article, he'll probably just fuck it up or what not. He even mention ED in that video. I say we play it safe and talk to sysops before going through with it. See what they have to say on the matter. Id-ee-awkr-ass-ee 23:29, 6 April 2015 (EDT)
The other sysops said they are curious about him. --LoverOfBats 00:04, 7 April 2015 (EDT)
No one cares. He's nobody. The only worthwhile thing to mention about him is that, according to rumor,the reason he was really gone for a few months was because Jay3dFox broke up with him and he spent that time in his house drinking and crying. oddguy 04:45, 7 April 2015 (EDT)
Leaning with Oddguy on this one. Besides GamerGate, the only thing we could really talk about is him fingering some azn and pissing off Tumbltards, which itself isn't too difficult of an achievement. Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! (Talk - Shit I've done.) 20:30, 8 April 2015 (EDT)
I mean, it's 2015...it's time...
So, I just read the pope page, and I noticed that Pope Francis doesn't have his own section...I mean, c'mon guise, he was a NIGHTCLUB BOUNCER!!11!111one11oneone Do you know what that means??? It means that i think the Vatican is a pretty cool guy. eh beats the fuck out of prostatots and raeps childrens and doesn't afraid of anything...So what do you say we dig up some stuff on the newest sith lord huh? I mean, the emporer is dead and the new Star Wars fuckups are coming out at some point in the future. Lucas needs someone to do some research on his newest villain.
MattiesABDLWorld
This dude named MattiesABDLWorld (whose real name is Matt Achilles) who is also a YouTuber [10] is an ABDL pervert with a big fetish for diapers and baby stuff, and is too proud of acting like a baby. He makes creepy videos of his weird obsessions for diapers and baby stuff, and most recently he even doodles on diapers, which is just pointless. More than anything, he even has a huge hoard of diapers, which he wastes his time cluttering his house with. --FoxyLaughter 01:03, 9 April 2015 (EDT)
Portal: deviantart
It needs to be updated, that is all.--Ezstick76 14:43, 10 April 2015 (EDT)
If you like faggotry (and I know you do)...
Here's a goood one:
Look for a lawyer named Matt McLaughlin in Orange County. He's proposing a ballot amendment.
(Yeah, I looked for photos of him online, no luck so far. Wait, hold da phone, I found dox!) Negative Memory Retrieval 16:10, 10 April 2015 (EDT)
Valerie "Valigator" Parkhurst
Twice-arrested alcoholic nutjob from Davie, FL, harasses people online, usually obsessed with immigration and sex offender shit. Teabagger from hell. Lots of info about her here:
She's a weird one. Defends sex offenders and attacks them at the same time. AZHK 02:04, 14 April 2015 (EDT)
Praise be to that woman for exposing sick fuck pedophiles. I'm guessing that blog was written by one of them. All it does is mention her past arrest record, state she was married to a felon, and throw a conspiracy theory about having a hand in his death in it. Wow, that's so terrible compared to all the kiddie fiddlers she dedicated her time to exposing. And look, the user who added this above suggestion tried vandalizing one of the Evil-unveiled articles. Strange, ain't it? Vermin 01:26, 15 April 2015 (EDT)
Autism Speaks
Lots of people with autism (like myself) hate them. Accused of exploiting Autistic kids and promoting eugenics. Comparable to PETA and FCKH8. Anti-Vaxxers don't like them either.
--LongLiveRock 16:15, 15 April 2015 (EDT)
Rae Sremmurd
You might have come across these guys on YouTube at some point (their hit "No Type" is approaching 200 million views). Anyway, they're a rap duo consisting of two brothers: Khalif Brown, who is a prime example of a Blackinese, and Aaquil Brown, who looks like a 13 year old boy from Somalia. They're from Tupelo, Mississippi, the same city that Elvis Presley came from, and are now based in Atlanta. Also, I use the term "rap" quite loosely here, considering that they're some of the worst rappers I've ever heard. Just listen to their first hit, called "No Flex Zone", where they talk about people who brag too much, and then proceed to spend a verse each where they show off about various things, with "went shopping, could've bought an island" being my personal favourite worst lyric of the song. (PS skip to 0:48 to avoid the music video's boring intro):
Congratulations to anyone who gets through this "song" with their ears still intact. These guys are living proof that nowadays record deals are just given out to any set of twats. Firstfloor21 15:36, 16 April 2015 (EDT)
Jontron
I believe that we should have a full article on Jontron instead of just a small section in Game Grumps. I think he deserves an article of his own since he's a youtuber that everyone knows and has a great pontencial of lulz (Especially when he said retard and the tumblrettes got butthurt)
I might try working on it if you guys think it's a good idea. (Don't count on it) A Fucking Box 22:03, 19 April 2015 (EDT)
I'm in favor of this as well. However, there's a problem with this; besides Game Grumps and pissing off some SJWs, has Jon done anything else notable and lulzy? It would be great to have an article on him, but there's just gotta be more out there to make his depiction anything beyond your standard Youtube "nerd culture" assclown (unless that's the point). Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! (Talk - Shit I've done.) 00:49, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
Since the other faggot from GameGrumps has his own article now, I think we should wrote one for JonTron and then delete the GameGrumps article and devide the information that was in it between the articles of the two fags and just have "GameGrumps" redirect to one o them. oddguy 02:37, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
That's excactly what I'm saying! Buttlicker anti-lulz Arin gets his own article, but Jon doesn't? IMO it would be unfair. Everyone needs to have an amount of shit flung at them by ED, and Jon is no exception. BUT, I don't think that the GameGrumps article should be deleted. Although I do think we should get all the information (and jokes) from the GameGrumps article about Jon that aren't GG specific, delete them from the GG article and paste them in the new JT artcicle. A Fucking Box 07:59, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
The difference between Jon and Erin before is that Erin is a faggot that made flash animations and Jon is your typical "alt-culture" web show. A lot of Jon's success is because of Game Grumps.
I'm not saying this in order to shoot down the idea, but there's one major problem with just merging the article into one specific member: who gets priority of the content? Game Grumps may have made Jon, but it's also living past his departure (even if it has jumped the shark). How do we convey this? Do we cram it all into one of the actors and just have the other blurp about it (with links to the meatier content)? Do we make the content split for its involvement with the relevant people for their specific involvement? Do we just include the information?
It doesn't seem appropriate to just rebrand the existing Game Grumps article into one for Jon given the bulk of it and the sections involving Erin's bitch. Again, I'm not saying an article for Jon shouldn't be written, but be aware that this might cause a ripple into the articles directly related to it that will need fixed. Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! (Talk - Shit I've done.) 21:20, 21 April 2015 (EDT)
Again, I think we should take the parts of the Game Grumps article with JonTron that DON'T have much to do with GG, and then put it the JonTron article. And the parts of Jon that have a lot to do with gg and are already/will be added on the gg article, we just sum them up and then link them there. I believe that if we do this we can provide lots and lots of juicy content. That's why I think it's a bad idea to just split the Game Grumps article into 2. --A Fucking Box 23:05, 21 April 2015 (EDT)
ExaltGod is some hardcore Christian faggot whose pissing off a lot of dA users right now. Most of her deviations have disabled comments because she can't handle the trolls who are really just TARTlets who want her to GTFO. She contradicts herself in ways by saying that shes against bullying, yet makes anti LGTQ+ stamps. She likes to shove bible verses in everyone's face as well. I'd make an article on her, but I'm not too jiggy into her religion and I wouldn't know where to begin. --MAjOrA 16:02, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
McJuggerNuggets/BigBrudda
This place really needs an article for that pussy-ass McJuggerNuggets; you know, that guy who keeps getting his shit smashed by his mental pappy. And one for his brother (also on the same level of stupidity as his bro), as well. Thoughts? DoctorLevine 13:31, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
Baltimore Chimpout
We got another Ferguson! Baltimore is on fire in a massive chimpout because after the police arrested a young black kid, somehow they 'accidently' break his spine which causes him to die. The result was just peaceful protests, but then the Baltimore mayor (Who is a woman I might add) basically told the protestors to do whatever they want, causing them to break out into huge riots. McDonalds are being set on fire, cars being stolen then set on fire, and more stuff on fire, and the police are doing hardly anything. It's come to the point that the National Guard is stepping in, and now the crackpot mayor has started mandatory curfews. --LoverOfBats 13:19, 28 April 2015 (EDT)
Hopefully this epidemic consumes all North American cities. The INSUFFERABLE Tim 13:32, 28 April 2015 (EDT)
"Hopefully this epidemic consumes all North American niggers. The INSUFFERABLE Tim 13:32, 28 April 2015 (EDT)
Okay, I go make article now like the good Jewish Slaveboi that I am. --Charolsxd 05:10, 2 May 2015 (EDT)
Alright, got the main shit and summary in here for right now. Please, please edit this and add more shit to it! The Great Baltimore Riots of 2015. --Charolsxd 06:18, 2 May 2015 (EDT)
A reinstatement of the "Yelling at Cats" page?
I first noticed the sudden disappearance of that page sometime around late-January of 2015, and I can't really figure out why it was? Is the page still cached somewhere? And if it's been permanently deleted, then what was the motive behind it? Firstfloor21 19:24, 29 April 2015 (EDT)
The author of the article felt bad about it because it was apparently ruining the guy's life outside of the internet. It had included personal information and excessive personal attacks against the subject because it had been written years ago while the author was only in his mid teens. He's grown up since then.
There's a fine line between satire/documenting drama and being a piece of shit who gets off on ruining people's lives, and the author of that article is not one of those people, so he deleted the article for the guy. The owner of this site stated his support for its deletion, so there are no plans to reinstate it. Vermin 10:46, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
It all makes sense now, like how he mentioned on his new Twitter that he's moving to South Carolina from his hometown of Flint, Michigan (possibly to escape his past), and he's completely wiped any evidence that the Yelling at Cats alias ever existed. Firstfloor21 10:30, 9 May 2015 (EDT)
May 2015
Mai-Chan's Daily Life
How come we don't have a "Mai-chan's Daily Life" artcle? I'm just proposing it, because I will in no way write it. A Fucking Box 15:59, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
Because "Baby Fuck" is already a meme by itself? Also, please sign your name with four tildes - ChickenBoo 13:32, 5 May 2015 (EDT)
Shit, always forget about it. Well, guess you're right. Forget it then. A Fucking Box 16:00, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
The Concession Webcomic/Immelmann
Alright, this is something I've been meaning to talk about a long time ago, but never got around to. There is a certain fucked-up jackass furshitter out there that goes by the name of Immelmann. He created a webcomic a long while back called Concession that consists of the following:
A demonic wolf skinning people, causing brain cancer and fucking a lizard
Did I mention rape yet? 'Cause there's a LOT of it!
...Not to mention the fact it is rated on the BWW as an atomic bomb of a failure, their lowest possible score (obviously). I'm surprised that we at ED have not yet touched upon this topic before. I personally fear that it is too great of an ordeal to handle just on my own, and I'm thoroughly scarred just by looking at a few pages of it, but I believe that this is a serious lulz goldmine. By the way, Immy made another webcomic about his boo-hoo first world problems. I believe it is worth at least a mention as well. I would love to have some help making this page as well as watching the retarded fans try to get rid of it over and over. Please consider this for an article. I will provide links:
I would love to help in any way to make this article a reality, just...just not with the collecting of images for it. I honestly can't do that. This comic haunts me that bad. -ಠ_ಠ☢ 15:55, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
Yo, I actually run the BWW and... yeah, the comic is that bad. However, it's been over for years and Immy never really caused that much drama (his fans tho, they were really butthurt about that review). Is he even active? Last time I heard anything about him was in like 2009 when he was working on some new webcomic with tentacle rape but I never followed up on it. oddguy 16:41, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
Actually, he IS still making shitty webcomics. I googled "Concession webcomic" and it brought me to the webcomic's site, which has been updated as late as April the 26th. It now links to his new webcomic, The Order of the Black Dog, which has 7 full issues so far, and has a subplot about Featherfags in the old west. I shit you not. Anyway, I was really wanting to have some help on this, as I am merely still an amateur at wiki editing. Also, I wouldn't be able to collect the images or truly lulzworthy info myself, since the comic really scares me, and this is coming from a guy who has dealt with fates worse than the pain series. I would however be a valuable resource for editing, piping, and adding tidbits on what I do know about the comic and creator. I still say that it's a goldmine, and even if it's old news, we can always use the ancient history template on the top of the article or something along that line. -ಠ_ಠ☢ 17:11, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
Well, feel free to write something up and I'll try to refresh my memory regarding all his shit and help out. oddguy 17:14, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
I wrote this up a couple of days ago, but it's still rather short and I don't think it's really up to ED's standards yet. It doesn't seem like anyone else had edited it yet but me, but maybe putting its link here and in the BNA section will help remedy that issue. -ಠ_ಠ☢ 09:23, 8 May 2015 (EDT)
unfilled outideas for pages
A page about infinite loops might be kind of interesting (and useful, like the 'plastic surgery' page which is a link to point something out)
And C-Span because it is such a boring thing that also leaves its self wide open to trolls (no call screening) Deadpriest 08:29, 9 May 2015 (EDT) 9th of May 2015
thatcube1991
he is like chibiyima, only way worse and is a request whore
let me know if i am missing anything about him --Ezstick76 14:19, 10 May 2015 (EDT)
Any drama, snippets or anythin'? Aside that he is one of those Objects fuckwits. --TARS 00:45 (EDT)
animatronicsnivy09
A fifteen year old special snowflake who has a dream of creating the world's best "game". "Five Nights at Snivy's". A shitty rip off of Five Nights at Freddy's and Pokemon. Apparently stole some artwork and threw a temper tantrum over it. Even if the person is nice and handles it in a mature manner. Did I mention his fetish is tongues?
[11] WAH I DON'T STEAL! (Picture has been deleted) -- TARS 13:15, 11 May 2015 (EDT)
Bad Webcomics Wiki
You know, I kinda wonder why there isn't an article on Oddguy's site. We've made self satire before like with Vermin's page, so why not this? --LoverOfBats 22:03, 11 May 2015 (EDT)
Because there is no one who would want to write it besides me and I don't feel right about writing articles about my own site. oddguy 03:51, 12 May 2015 (EDT)
That's fair. --LoverOfBats 12:00, 12 May 2015 (EDT)
Because no matter what we write it will not turn away more people than looking at their regular site. CobaltCat 10:51, 12 May 2015 (EDT)
The article might be good if written by someone featured on Bad Webcomics Wiki. I'm unaware of any BWW related drama worth documenting. Earlier this year some retard vandalized the place but nobody cared. reply 12:52, 12 May 2015 (EDT)
I know stuff. If someone writes something I'll help them by giving some info just so the article isn't shit. But I ain't gonna write it myself and I don't really think it's worth an article either way. I doubt anyone who is angry because they were reviewed by us is gonna write something here since if they don't like BWW they probably don't like ED either. oddguy 13:18, 12 May 2015 (EDT)
Furries don't like Encyclopedia Dramatica but they still use it to write about other furs! Anyways I agree. reply 13:22, 12 May 2015 (EDT)
Maybe if we get shut down (again)/I quit being admin I'll write something up to honor its glory. oddguy 09:32, 14 May 2015 (EDT)
Timbox 129
Autistic cartoon fan-boy, obsesses over Dexter Lab, it's creator, James Cameron's Avatar, dinosaurs, and says he will make an epic movie combining all of them.--LongLiveRock 23:06, 11 May 2015 (EDT)
Since mid April to the start of May. There has been a so called vigilante facebook page, well a mess of them destroying people's accounts. They assume that they are "Cleansing" Facebook and anyone who uses an anime avatar, a picture of a cat or food as their display picture is a pedophile and must be terminated. One of the people of the group made a sob story saying that their twelve year old Niece made Facebook, despite their mother's word's and was kidnapped right away. What's worse,these faggots target Real life Accounts who use any picture but their own. In short, they want everyone to use a real life picture of themselves, thinking they are "helping" Facebook. It's caused a bunch of panic, drama and the page itself being assholes.
I just recently found out by lurking on dA that mr. Hayakain is still at large, promoting his shitty webcomic. I had just commenced contacting him to bring him out and cause moar lulz. It would be appreciated if we add more to his article, and he might come to vandalize it again, so be careful. Oddguy, LoverOfBats, if you're reading this, you know what to do with the article on the BWW about Ryugou.
Much appreciated, ಠ_ಠ☢ 20:16, 14 May 2015 (EDT)
Who cares? We had our fun with him and that's done. If he does something worthwhile in the future we can write about it, but all he's doing is drawing more porn which isn't news. oddguy 05:05, 15 May 2015 (EDT)
Well, what I was thinking was even though he hasn't caused any trouble in a long while, we can still comment more on his shitty as hell webcomic both here and on BWW. Also, it is my philosophy that we don't have to wait for the lulz to come to us. what I mean by that is that is that we can provoke the lulz into happening by seeking out potential lolcows and observing if they have any lulz to milk. I've been testing this idea of mine for a while now on dA by making troll comments on a bunch of furry artists' work, and although I haven't found much lulz yet, I have found a couple of people who won't stop commenting on my replies, and sounding very butthurt in their replies to me. I hope that this philosophy can be put to good use for the good of ED. I'll try to be on search for people other than Hayakain to troll after writing this. -ಠ_ಠ☢ 15:12, 15 May 2015 (EDT)
Scratch that, I just got permabanned from dA. Lulz. I'll find something else to do to find moar lulz in the meantime. -ಠ_ಠ☢ 15:15, 15 May 2015 (EDT)
The BWW article is done and arguing with this guy won't produce anything funny. The closest I got was when I wouldn't let him have the last word in 7 simultaneous arguments and he ended up blocking me. Unless you can hack his shit or something equally amusing, this cow is pretty milked. oddguy 15:19, 15 May 2015 (EDT)
Alright, I understand. But that still doesn't mean that we can't utilize my idea of going out and actively searching for lulz instead of waiting around for the next Chibiyima or whoever to happen. -ಠ_ಠ☢ 15:56, 15 May 2015 (EDT)
Go right ahead. We always need more entertainment. oddguy 16:09, 15 May 2015 (EDT)
If you ever find the second incarnation of chris-chan or other such characters, let us know.--Charolsxd 18:12, 17 May 2015 (EDT)
UTTP
https://plus.google.com/communities/104762876816473395918
This here is just a gold mine for this site. Not to mention I'm being a fake Anonymous to screw with them. I kind of make a good Anonymous representative or something like that. --Lemurboy072 22:20, 17 May 2015 (EDT)
That's good, but you don't need to make two topics about it here. 1sam234 02:14, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
Kaizo Mario World
Basically an insanely difficult SMW that has caused many tears. --Jonmadden678 03:57, 22 May 2015 (EDT)
I second this. Muchacho1994 01:20, 4 June 2015 (EDT)
"Thin privilege is being able to see people of your own body type in Les Miserables. Like, really. It’s my favorite musical, but there was not one single even remotely overweight person in the whole movie."
"Thin privilege is not having the man who is hitting on you and about to sexually assault you make comments about how he doesn’t judge based on appearance as if you are ugly and yet he'll go out with you in spite of that."
"Thin privilege is not understanding why a fat friend would be insulted by the comment, 'Of course you'd think I'm thin. Everyone looks skinny to you.'"
"Thin Privilege is knowing a thin women died from drinking 2 gallons of Coca-Cola a day, and people are blaming the Coca-Cola company for her death, saying it’s because the company “puts too much sugar in their product”; yet if a fat person drinks some, people that’s why they are fat, it’s because they “have no self control”."
"Thin privilege isn’t having someone who claims to be fat say it’s fine for them to edit pictures of women to make them fatter as a form of fetish art, because They themselves are “less than human” and “already a bad person” because they are fat, so it doesn’t matter that they are breaking copyright laws, and that they are humiliating women that already have to face hatred and prejudice, so them and their friends can have jacking off material, because they are fat too."
The videogame. Could be a lulzy game. Wikipedo CobaltCat 13:17, 22 May 2015 (EDT)
I had an idea a few years back about a house of the dead rail shooter after finding out about ET
think 28 days later + south africa 1994 with just a touch of pico no haram
the game would take place in 5 merican cities the back story being Israel made a genetic weapon and took it for a test drive in Detroit the virus thus accidentally the whole country
you play as basically the /pol/skinheadnazitrailertrashetc version of doomguy/duke nukem cleansing your way to detoilt to kill the final boss of the game being none other than ultranigger
Now I know fuck all about gamedev but since HOTD is scripted to the line I would assume making a rail shooter is hellza simple even with doom 3 graphics lets say 12 classes of niggers 5 bosses just one type a gun and 4-7 areas per-level and the only item in the game is a first aid kit
would this be possible to make? tons of real engines are open source this could be a huge dramabomb if a few people worked together making a game that isn't shit or is my idea just fucking retarded? --Leafeon 16:33, 26 May 2015 (EDT)
Brian Connors
Legitimately crazy guy. You may remember him when InternetAristocrat did a review of him. He's back and now his new thing is "the south" is trying to get him to fuck his cousin. --One With The Lulz 13:36, 22 May 2015 (EDT)
A sneaky joke
Find a word that is never blue and jumps to a page, and make it blue and jump to the babyfuck page! Ideally the word would denote that something was good.
I think this a fine idea and were any effort put into getting it off the ground you'd have my full support! deadpriest
That's a stupid idea, you're a piece of shit. deadpriest 26-05-15
fucking this bitch so dumb she posted her face on a porn site bruh
http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/xalainu
look at this shit
trannylove yet she proclaims to be 20 not to her fuck boyfriends
enjoy tearing this shit apart man.
The supposed "wife" of Monty Oum, the late Roosterteeth animator and RWBY creator. Her real name is Nicole but pretends that her name is Sheena.
An ugly bitch with huge deformed ears who claims that her job is cosplay despite being hired by exactly 0 cons.
She cheated on her beta ex-boyfriend (who paid her college tuition and for her trip to Japan) so she could get into Monty's pants. Monty, being the even bigger beta faggot he is, fell right for Nicole's "charms".
After a couple months of dating, Monty stopped paying attention to her to work so she took advantage of his cat allergies by bringing strays into their house, triggering his allergies, and putting him into a coma. While he was in a coma, Nicole started a gofundme page [12] to rake in donations from Monty's neckbeard fans.
After getting over $250k in donations, Nicole pulled the plug on Monty so she could also rake in his life insurance money. She proceeded to get a boob job, buy more stuff to churn out more shit cosplays, get a new sugar daddy, and go to London to suck on Jessica Nigri's tits.
I don't think she's good enough for her own article, but this brings up a good point of why there isn't a Roosterteeth article. We have one of the Slow Mo Guys who are owned by Roosterteeth, but not one on the group themselves. With how popular their two shows Red vs Blue and RWBY are, and how lulzy and cancerous their fanbase is, there's so much potential. --LoverOfBats 20:07, 28 May 2015 (EDT)
DJ Khaled/Future
A fat fuck from Miami, Florida.
Possibly likes eating thin women and/or using them as slaves.
Most notable for possibly being a fat retard and "You Smart. You Loyal. I appreciate that." Also lots of money. yeah.
I have a strange feeling that he really belongs here, even tho' this might be a belated subject. Idk guys. He seems like that kind of fat fuck that should totally be mentioned here, but I've never seen a page with him.
Oh, also, I think he once proposed marriage to Nicki Minaj on TV??
On Future's part, he did that awful song "Turn on the lights" where he sounded like a retarded seal singing(?) "I'M LOOKIN' FOR 'ER" and "TURN ON THE LIGHTS!" and sounding high and sad. what the fuck.
A fat fuck from Miami, Florida.
Possibly likes eating thin women and/or using them as slaves.
Most notable for possibly being a fat retard and "You Smart. You Loyal. I appreciate that." Also lots of money. yeah.
I have a strange feeling that he really belongs here, even tho' this might be a belated subject. Idk guys. He seems like that kind of fat fuck that should totally be mentioned here, but I've never seen a page with him.
Oh, also, I think he once proposed marriage to Nicki Minaj on TV??
On Future's part, he did that awful song "Turn on the lights" where he sounded like a retarded seal singing(?) "I'M LOOKIN' FOR 'ER" and "TURN ON THE LIGHTS!" and sounding high and sad. what the fuck.
Finns are Mongols. Russkies are Mongols. Ukies are Mongols. Swedes are Mongols. Danes are Mongols. Norwegians are Mongols. Mongols were most definitely Turks (but that does not make them any less Mongol). Uh, should we write an article about that? --Kneidell 19:53, 31 May 2015 (EDT)
June 2015
Twitch Raids
I have a bit of raiding experience and believe enough lulz can be harvested from these raids to merit an article describing raiding tactics and chronicling particularly amusing raids. I have videos of a few as well. Krookodilian 21:52, 1 June 2015 (EDT)
The guys on the forum used to raid justin.tv or twitch or whatever. It was always pretty funny. Got a couple of fat girls to cry. oddguy 02:19, 2 June 2015 (EDT)
We got a kid to dump water on his laptop and put it in the microwave covered with tin foil once - it was hilarious. If others have anything to contribute I'll start writing the article. Krookodilian 12:10, 2 June 2015 (EDT)
JinxDrowned
jinxdrowned.deviantart.com she is a 14 year old who acts like the most mature cunt in the world.
Enjoy checking her da out
She's just your typical tartlet - nothing new. Krookodilian 12:13, 2 June 2015 (EDT)
Round Saturn's Eye
Some poor bastard on YouTube that tries to find Illuminati symbolism in everything and claims the end is near and that TEH EYE IN SATURN IS PART OF IT, despite the fact that the Illuminati is made up, Saturn is only a planet, and the Bible says no one can predict the end. One of his video's titles I saw said something like: "CHURCH ASLEEP THE END IS NEAR". Has a bunch of followers who "give" him what they think is symbolism in his channel discussion board. Ironically, he isn't even Christian. Muchacho1994 00:58, 4 June 2015 (EDT)
Yes, a Brony, but not just any brony, you see this Brony is actually married to Twilight Sparkle, well actually it's a stuffed doll, but he treats it like it is the REAL Twilight (a little bit like JohnOfE and his Norbert) and believes she has come from Equestria to live with him and be both his soulmate and cum-covered bondage/diaper slave. He is also very defensive about his wife and claims sole clopping rights to her. Suffers from massive amounts butthurt, when told otherwise.--LongLiveRock 19:00, 4 June 2015 (EDT)
We have an article on The Slow Mo Guys, but not one on RoosterTeeth themselves who own them. RoosterTeeth for years has been an Internet media juggernaut ever since 2001 with their Halo machinima series Red vs Blue. Nowadays they've expanded from that to their own mediocre animated shows like RWBY and Xray & Vav. Not to mention their Let's Play series and their second Let's Play channel Funhaus (Made up of ex-Inside Gaming Daily from Machinima) With all the drama that happens with their cast members (Such as the death of RWBY creator Monty Oum that everyone was crying over), their rabid fanboys who will attack anyone who criticizes RT's work at all, and the fact that they have their own fucking convention, they're long overdue for an article. The BAWWtism from their fans alone is clause enough for an article. --LoverOfBats 19:41, 4 June 2015 (EDT)
I thought about making an article about them for a long time, but realized there is nothing to write. They make some shitty shows, one of the guys died, but other than that, there's no real drama there. oddguy 02:25, 5 June 2015 (EDT)
What about the Lindsay Jones drama? One of the castmember's wife was forced into their let's plays, and when people were outcrying that she's unfunny and shouldn't be in their let's plays, they were accused of being sexist.
Or there was the 'Connect the Hots' controversy where one of the cast members during a Minecraft let's play was describing a game that they do call Connect the Hots, where if they see a hot chick, they literally stalk them and be purposefully creepy until they found another hot chick. Fans were so pissed off at the joke that they had to remove that video completely.
There's lots of drama. You're just not looking hard enough. Plus, they're already mentioned in the Machinima article and we have an article on one of their channels, so why not just seal the deal? --LoverOfBats 17:14, 5 June 2015 (EDT)
Okay, now I'm starting to get interested. Sure, write something up. oddguy 02:48, 6 June 2015 (EDT)
Kickstarter
While I am certainly not the first one to have proposed this, I believe there should be an article or category regarding kickstarter (and other such funding sites), due to the large amount of articles regarding projects that have come out of said sites. While a full article may not be necessary, there is an ever-growing amount of relevant kickstarter related news. Bwah380 18:30, 6 June 2015 (EDT)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think Kickstarter is really being used much anymore. Krookodilian 23:03, 6 June 2015 (EDT)
prisonsuit-rabbitman
cause nobody had done him before...i think--Ezstick76 01:20, 7 June 2015 (EDT)
"transabled"
Have you heard of the transabled? Handicapped people born in the bodies of non-handicapped people, who have been misidentified as non-cripples all their life. [13], [14]. Some of them chop their limbs off to "transition" ... no, they're not fucking nuts. They have "Body integrity identity disorder." Check your cisabled privilege! Kickass 16:40, 7 June 2015 (EDT)
TheAvatarPrince/PrinceTheBadgerHog
Known Prince Hicks. He is pretty much another Chris-Chan. He had an article before, but it was written so poorly by someone. However, this guy has an inflated ego and is around the age of 22 years old. He once threw a giant hissy fit over an entry on a Tumblr that rated his OC. It gets better. He assumes his character,which is a Badgerhog is the most original thing ever. He replies with DBZ pictures, large gifs and assumes he is the smarter one.
He doesn't take criticism well and goes off on a tangent when someone either helps him or gives him criticism on his precious character. He also will stalk. He's been banned several times on other sites for his behaviour. Did I mention he throws a fit if someone tells him off about his RP skills?
Arma
A few kids and pedophiles who think they are smarter than people in the military because they masturbate to poorly modeled marines running for 10 minutes only to get shot once and die.
Dayz
Same fags as above who masturbate to characters running around for hours on end only to get shot by a sniper or die to blood loss because you fucking suck at aiming/couldn't find a gun because you fucking suck at looking.
Back during the dark reign of The Hippo these unfunny weebs would make songs for ED. Here's (unfunny) commentary by IA on them. Worth an article or just plain worth forgetting? On an unrelated note, there is still remnants of their existence here on .se --One With The Lulz 22:30, 9 June 2015 (EDT)
They did haave an article, but Mantequilla deleted it for some reason. Funny article too.--Talk to me|Contribs 10:11, 10 June 2015 (EDT)
Ellen Pao
Ellen Pao is blowing up. #RedditRevolt #ChairmanPao .
The Terminators: Army of Legend (AKA: The Adventures of Sonichu 2: Electric Boogaloo)
Take the Adventures of Sonichu by our good friend Chris-Chan, breed it with Tiberius Rising, and you might have this Marty Stu'd shitstain. Main character is your stereotypical Faux News watching conspiracy theorist who goes around molesting animals and fighting anybody whose not christian. Somehow, he also manages to have a baby with a dolphin...while he's a human, and actively sleeps with animals, including Cynder, Spyro, and Rainbow Dash. The fact that this clusterfuck shows our lovable angsty Jew fighting wars alongside Simba, Nala, Spyro, Cynder, Rocket Raccoon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Foxy the Pirate Fox, Crash Bandicoot, Ghost, Roach, and Reznov, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Pokemon (including a Pokegod, he also fights Pokemon battles on the side, and is a shiny legendary whore), and many more makes it more lulzworthy than anything, when it tries to be serious. Sex scenes to make even 50 Shade of Gray blush, he's Pals with Jesus, and is, in fact, one of God's angels. Then the writer tries to redeem himself by literally making him fight Chris-Chan in a war. Early books (after the main character escapes from the Tan Army (of Toy Story fame)) feature an enemy known as the LKA (Literally an acronym for Little Kid Army) led by a General "No-Tongue", while he goes around, making nice with The Kids Next Door, Rugrats, Wild Thornberry's, My Little Pony, Halo, and The Elder Scrolls in a menagerie of plot copying and self-insertion into various games, books, and episodes. Oh, and our autistic author, also has an entire wiki dedicated to the book.
Enjoy.
And if you still don't believe me or don't feel like putting yourself through suicide by reading all the juicy content, literally take a short look at his cast of characters, it's ridiculous.
A new SJW disorder where they were born into the wrong race. Basically white people not wanting to be accused of "cultural appropriation" for listening to rap. --One With The Lulz 23:10, 12 June 2015 (EDT)
It isn't really real. It was made up by a 16 year old troll 2 years ago to mock sjws and trannys. But they ended up taking it too seriously and now some of them actually believe they're trans ethnic. So not "trans-ethnic" sjw and trolls are fighting regular sjws and they're all calling one another racists. oddguy 02:38, 13 June 2015 (EDT)
Dallas Police Department Shooting
C'mon now, they have an armored van AND EXPLOSIVES and they STILL couldn't get a K/D of more than zero. It pertains to (as of the time of typing this) current events, and it could be really fuckin' funny.
PrivateSnowballTFC 11:17, 13 June 2015 (EDT)
Rachel Dolezal
A woman in charge of a chapter of the NAACP who was recently revealed to have been a white woman pretending to be black the whole time. She's been in the news a lot lately, and now SJWs are defending her as a "wrongskin" (basically the same thing as the aforementioned transracial, but transracial wasn't special snowflakey enough). BlackGhost94 17:18, 13 June 2015 (EDT)
I made the article a couple days ago - Rachel Dolezal. Feel free to contribute. Kickass 20:24, 13 June 2015 (EDT)
Oh, I searched it, and it didn't show up in the search suggestions. I didn't think there was one. My bad. BlackGhost94 15:53, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
He really doesn't. oddguy 03:20, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
The Chris Pratt Tanning Scandal
On June 13th Tumblr user maliciastarling posted an accusastion that Chris Brown was donning brownface in the Movie Jurassic World when clearly Chris was presented as a White Man. In which then she said that tanning was Racist Since then the post circulated like Wildfire and the OP has stood her ground getting so many hate mail in which she responds that everyone is Abelist, Racist, The World is filled with White Supremacy and even told off her fellow Latino people. I think this post and this scandal is ABSOLUTELY WORTHY for this list because it shows the stupidity of SJWS and Tumblr. Also it started an silly debate on whether the sun is Racist.
I would love it if you could help me with a new article called Vinesauce cause I'm a rookie editor (still..heh heh) so give me a heads up at my talk page please~
Or check out my featured article with a couple help of some ED buds, CutiePieMarzia.
I would love it if you could help me with a new article called Vinesauce cause I'm a rookie editor (still..heh heh) so give me a heads up at my talk page please~
Or check out my featured article with a couple help of some ED buds, CutiePieMarzia.
Cammie 00:19, 20 June 2015 (EDT)
gamerjohn022691
i don't care if this guy saw through chibiyima's bullshit, that doesn't excuse his behavior. anyways, his da account: http://gamerjohn022691.deviantart.com/ --Ezstick76 20:39, 24 June 2015 (EDT)
Are the faggots obsessing over that shit article now writing shit about each other or something? oddguy 03:03, 25 June 2015 (EDT)
He's been pretty quiet and hush about what is going on. Much like Maxtaro and Prince currently. I don't think he needs one. TARS 14:42, 25 June 2015 (EDT)
Aka "The Farm Jews", the Amish are group of village idiots so stupid they were shunned by both their homeland of Germany and the country they now reside in. Of course the Amish must be reminded what country they live in, since they are anti-map. The greatest hypocrisy of the Farm Jews is that they are anti-all-technology...until they are not. Many of these bearded, pilgrim-looking pigfuckers are seen going on a horsey ride into town every day to use phones elsewhere, so that they can sell their offspring to travelling pedo businessmen. When they become overflown with church team-building projects or spoiled, un-refrigerated milk from their cows, they are often seen riding the country roads. Also, they LOVE having their pictures taken, and in some cases will gladly autograph a picture you took of them before if you get it developed. They call their shitspeak Pennsylvanian Dutch, even though its clearly German.
Their methods of child abuse are similar to any other religious people, only in this case it SUCKS SO MUCH MOAR COCK than usual because you can't do shit or even play with your dick because Grampa said it causes hand babies! You will be forced to a life of solitude, and one day your family finally tells you you are free to leave (which is ridiculous because you could have always hitchhiked with one of those bypassers) to experience the world. The idea is that their training for you to be completely overwhelmed and useless by the vast progress of mankind will cause you to long for home and see that you were wrong to want to know why those birds are so loud and mechanical-looking, and you always lose drag races.
Instead, most of these kids end up committing self-PWNage, just for the lulz.
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