Diego Grez
There are many ways to tell when a man has simply failed at life, one being that the majority of his time is spent working towards a Wikipedia adminship he will never receive. Welcome to the world of 
Grez Diego Grez, a foreign editor from a poverty-stricken nation (whose name is not important enough to remember) who would rather support King Jimbo's tyranny than feed the starving children of his village.
Life as a sockpuppeteer
In the past life Diego was a mere raged-filled sockpuppeteer, who was rightfully blocked and removed from the project. Sadly, because indefinite bans don't mean anything if you beg for it, Diego was allowed back, but only to edit his userspace. His crippling Napoleon Complex allowed him to spend months editing his own userpage before finally being allowed back onto the wiki, as a child attempting to swiftly end a time-out would. With the little man free to express his inner-Hitler (void of any actual power however) Wikipedia quickly took a turn for the worst, trolling itself for the thousandth time thus far.
Dear Wikipedians, my block was my very own fault. I'll tell you my history from my point of view. I started editing here, I don't remember why, adding false information about me on Diego Grez. I admit I liked Hannah Montana at the time, but I don't know why that spamming thing. I was 11 and after some time, I decided to back for good, doing good things and trying to fulfill my past. I left the wiki for a year and some, until I've got my own Internet connection on my home. I thought that my case was forgotten and even I tried to appeal my unblock on es.wiki. (Regarding the comment of someone at ANI, I was blocked previously on these wikis and I wanted to request here and so on). I've emailed an steward that gave me an opportunity (an unblock request at the village pump over there). It lasted in the third week of December because no admin unblocked me. The things went fine until my rollback was removed because of misuse, something I admit. I tried to expand the most I would Pichilemu, because I wanted it to get (at least to) GA, as it is one of my most-known topics before the History of Chile and Modern Talking. Piss-on-elmo and calling the admins nazis was the thing that caused this block, and I thought it was going to be shorter, and it was my fault. Since that, I tried to do the things better, on Wikinews (where I am accredited reporter) and on Simple Wiki, in addition to the Spanish Wikinews, the Latin Wikipedia, English Wiktionary and the Chamoru Wikipedia, a wiki that is almost forgotten. Additionally, I saw that my other account, Bodoque57, was not blocked on Commons, and I requested block on IRC. On Wikinews, my contributions about the recent Chile earthquake have been very appreciated and the community has been very, hmm, good. As it is not Wikinews, Wikinoticias, Wiktionary or Vicipaedia, I come here to ask you, Wikipedians, to unblock me, I want to show you that I have matured through all this time and I don't want to get in troubles anymore. The earthquake thing has helped me to mature more than I thought and you'll forget this very, very soon. I won't let you down, I promise as a good boy
Grasp of the English language
Diego Grez has had a long, hard struggle with the English language, primarily learning it through lolcat pictures, this is apparent through his excessive use of emoticons, primarily ":p".
—Diego Grez, trying to defend a sockpuppet that was later proven to be him anyway | ||
Struggles with poverty
Diego has sadly been birthed into a less-than-fortunate part of the world. It is speculated much of his time is spent on library computers so that he may edit his precious Wikipedia, that is of course, when not collecting soda bottles to earn a little extra cash for the crack-residue he needs just to make it through the day without allowing depression and anxiety to overwhelm him. Below is a video filmed by Grez himself of the poor conditions he and his family face on a daily basis.
He has gone further to confirm his status of living in a ghetto here (LOL DELETED).
Notability
In a similar manner to NawlinWiki, Diego's original purpose was to create a vanity page, so that his routine self-Googling would yield pleasing results. He claimed to be an extra in several Disney movies, which could by no means be proven. He has attempted to recreate the page a multitude of times on both the English and Spanish Wikipedias to no avail. He also believes he is a musician.
Diego Grez, Superstar
Diego operates a YouTube channel (LOL DELETED) on which he uploads his home movies that have been poorly edited in Windows Movie Maker. "Diego Grez Productions" is an extremely apt word for a channel containing a number of Beatles songs reuploaded, as well as footage of a Rick Astley concert, meant without the slightest hint of irony.
War with the GNAA
Diego Grez absolutely hates the Gay Nigger Association of America, and believes their properly sourced and policy-compliant edits to be far more disruptive than the blatant false information he once inserted. For the most part, Diego is the reason the GNAA successfully trolled Wikipedia during The Cavalry incident, largely due to the array of threats (many of death) which Diego sent to open GNAA members on Twitter (his personal account is (LOL DELETED). He has created a "review" of the GNAA page, in which he openly shows his racial intolerance. Diego has also mysteriously quit Wikipedia after every encounter with a gay man of African decent, only to come back when the cheap cocaine-leftovers wear away.
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See also
- The Cavalry - Who he looks up to the most
- MONGO
- DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING - his favored defense mechanism (read: curling up into the fetal position)
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