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Zoroark
Zoroark is a crappy rip-off of Renamon that Nintendo decided to shit out one day to provide fan service to the furfags. Zoroark, being an anthropomorphic anime fox, with a long, emo ponytail, was embraced by the furniggers even before they knew what the hell it looked like. Besides being a shittier rip-off of an already shitty Digimon, Zoroark is also the Oreo Pokémon, an "Oreo" being a reverse wigger (a nigger who wants to be white). One can tell Zoroark is an emo and an oreo because of its Dark-colored fur, its painted-red claws, and its ugly, emo hairstyle that would make Captain Ponyhawk flinch. And because it is essentially an emo Digimon, it has earned the name "Emomon". It even has a baby form called Emochu (aka Zorua). To make things even more hilarious, it's listed as a "Dark-type Pokemon," proving that "Dark" doesn't always mean emo in Nintendo's Kawaii Desu Poké-Fun Land.
Stats?
The game hasn't even come out yet, but according to the official encyclopedia of rabid, basement-dwelling Pokéfags, it is a "Dark, Illusory Fox Pokémon" and its special ability is "Illusion." Here's the full description:
—Thank you, nerds.... |
Send in the Furfags
Yes, upon seeing Zoroark, the furry fagdom collectively creamed themselves even more so than the auragasm that occurred when they first saw Lucario. They ran off to their Digimon sketchbooks, jizz-stained keyboards, and $800 tablets, to create Zoroark OCs, write crappy Zoroark fan fiction, and draw AS MUCH FUCKING ZOROARK PORN AS POSSIBLE! Below is just a sample of the insanity to come, and, not surprisingly, most of the Zoroark porn is gay, this is because, as we all know, all furries are either gay, in the closet, or are female and see zoroark as the ultimate furry bishie.
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With claws that sharp, that oughta hurt like hell...also, bishie syndrome...
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Nothing wrong with cubs, eh, furries?
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SEE? THEY LUV EACH OTHA!
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Wait to find out what it looks like?! BUT WE WANNA FAP NOW!!!
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Bonus points for drawing it raping your OC
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OK, SERIOUSLY...
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...THIS IS GETTING REALLY CREEPY...
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....FOR THE SAKE OF SANITY, KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!
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MORE RAPE!
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...and one for the rubberfurs....
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More of Zoroark and Lucario....WHY?
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OVER 9000 HOURS IN MS PAINT!!!!!
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The rare and elusive female Zoroark.
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This kind of art can only come from the mind of a talented and gifted 12-year-old.
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If you came, please shoot yourself, if not, have a complimentary barf bag and enjoy your stay on ED.
See also
Zoroark is part of a series on Pokémon [Who’s that Pokémon?] | |||||||
Abra | Aggron | Alakazam | Bidoof | Blastoise | |||
Braixen | Charizard | Cloyster | Ditto | Empoleon | |||
Espeon | Garchomp | Gardevoir | Hypno | Jynx | |||
Jigglypuff | Kadabra | Kirby | Koffing | Lanturn | |||
Lickitung | Lopunny | Lucario | Lugia | Metapod | |||
Mewtwo | Misty | Mudkip | Omanyte | Pikaman | |||
Pokémon Go | Poliwhirl | Porygon | Primeape | Probopass | |||
Reshiram | Riolu | Seaking | Shaymin | Shiny Pidgey | |||
Slowpoke | Smugleaf | Snorlax | Snover | Squirtle | |||
Suicune | Vileplume | Xatu | Zoroark |
Zoroark is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
Zoroark is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
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