EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo

EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo is the 3.5th incarnation of EDF, or Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums. Delve inside the shit caked walls of this internet insane asylum and you will find users with varying degrees of faggotry, unwarranted self-importance, alcoholism, drug addiction, furfaggotry and just good old fashioned retardation. A veritable rainbow of horrifying mental disabilities slapped onto various maniacs slowly forming the largest circlejerk on the interbutts, and also known as the best forums evar!!11

History

Moar info: ED Forums.

After ED’s rebirth, the staff decided that ED eventually needed to resurrect the forums where the excess circlerjerk can be sent to. However unlike its predecessor, EDF2 went with better software coated with vast amounts of Javascript as VBull is, indeed, a steaming pile of shit. The first round of EDF2 started with a sense of anarchy as there were only two admins and moderators without ban hammers. A few boards lived and died; the Ponies board is a shining example of this.

Unfortunately around the end of June 2011, a super skilled hacker obtained the forum database’s shockingly complex password, niggers1. Unveiling such a discovery, the forum was hacked and ruined with emails leaked. After nearly a month the forum was back with an even more complex password (n1ggers) ensuring stability. EDF has risen again as EDF 2.0.1, this time, more fucking admins were added thus resulting in immense dick measuring and threats of a ban. The medal system was introduced to inject even more unwarranted self-importance into the gigantic ego bubble, awarding the drooling users for such uninteresting qualities as being a Nazi, a Communist, a hipster, an anti-hipster and so on.

EDF2 is so far the gayest of all the ED forums, but the future undoubtedly holds more homo upon the horizon.

Boards

Noob Introduction Forum - The first place a filthy newcomer like you should gurgle out your name and why you are so damn happy to be walking the halls of our beautiful forums, only to be raped to death with words and slander.

Main Category

Hard Gay Chats - Basically the catch all board to any pitiful subject that floats out of user's grey mushy minds, usually involving some new brilliant philosophical idea, or adamantly claiming how drunk you are, or both. A variety of topics lay strewn about this clusterfuck of a forum, all of them infused with the hardest and gayest of chats within. Note this forum usually has some kind of yearbook thread running, so you can visit that with a large bucket of eye bleach and scream yourself to insanity at how ugly all the users are. This forum also vomited up the most forced of forced memes, CIGARSEX. So clearly it's the hip place to be.

Religion and Politics - Pretty much the worst place on the internet to discuss religion and politics, but a great place to hail satan erryday. Wrought with underachieving drug addicts discussing the meaning of life, and how their corresponding countries should be run, slowly boils down to large endless battles of NO U with a side of derailing monster hentai pornography so nobody gets bored. If you want to see Dr. Rice in her natural habitat, lurk here...

Shitpost Metropolis - A great rolling city filled to the brim with gallons and gallons of shit. Not particularly different to the other forums, but this is the place where you officially shitpost. Spread it's walls with literally anything you can think of, and furiously masturbate to the outcome.

Dramatica Help

Encyclopædia Dramatica Collaboration - The board where you discuss stuff that is actually about the wiki that spawned these forums in the first place. So naturally it's deserted.
Personae non Beefis - A place to whinge and complain about all of EDF2's problems, all falling upon deaf ears while the staff get high and play with their penises.
Computers,Internet and Technology - l33t haxors only!!11! Come here to talk about some new irc program that has been farted out and beg users to lend you monies for more RAM.

Secondary Category

News - A board about copypasting stupid shit happening outside of your Basement.
EDF Lulz Media Library - A collection of all the lulziest media we can scrape up out of the internet. Has not been working for almost a year now and no one seems to care.
Your Shitty Projects - Building a gigantic papier-mâché cock? Drew an eye-gougingly bad MS Paint comic you made about your day? Picture's of your murder victims? This is the place to dump all those pathetic pet projects that nobody cares about.
Space Ghetto - A place to endlessly post all your unfunny pictures, expect repost after repost of images you have already seen on 4chan fifty billion times.
Hall of Æpic - Forum's Staff-picked archival service. As expected from the Staff, they tend to choose the most boring unfunny threads for archival due to high levels of faggotry present in all ED staff.

Internet Subcultures

Trolls - Post here any nefarious deeds you have acted out in the series of tubes, concoct new schemes to make unwilling computer users rage, and call people a faggot. irl trolling counts too, so if you have stolen candy from a baby in your local park, post pics of their sobbing face in this forum.
Ænonymous - A board for posting anonymously, secretly reveal who you have a crush on here. Or post scat porn.
DeviantArt - Populated by the EDF2 elitist squad, who refuse to post anywhere else on the forum and who's nose is points so high up that they can hardly see the keyboard. Much lulz are to be had on such threads as "What The Fuck Fetishes" and "Shit On The Front Page" which may lead to a lose of desire to live. A minimum of 9 bans from DA required to post on the DA subforum. HGC posters and Tom Preston fans need not apply.
Weeaboo shit- A board to laugh at the sad bloated faces of forever alone users pitifully talking about sailor moon or some shit in depressingly empty threads.
Furfaggotry - Where people whine about furries then secretly go jack off to yiffy pr0nz
Gæmers - Other than threads existing only to make the board just like v for 4chan rejects, the only other thing that comes out of this board is the occasional "ED (insert shit MMO here) server" thread, because you know the first thing you want to do when you are a part of a group famous for it's backstabbing heartlessness you want to join it's group on your favorite game.

On the contrary, EDF is a friendly place for Bronies.

Ponies - It's like Equestria with Nazis, where resident EDF bronies clop away to Derpy Hooves rule34 and spread the magic of friendship. Slowly spreading to other area's of the forums, reminiscent of the infection of b except with more lying down and taking it like a little slut.

Randumb

Group Shower Warmups - Discuss your favorite sports with your buttbuddies in the gym shower.
PARTY HARD - Dance your balls off and talk about drugs.
Foodz & booze - Talk about cum sandwiches, absinthe and dong cakes.
The Locker Room - Explain your sweaty awkward sexual experiences here and we promise ~~not~~ to laugh wholeheartedly at your miserable excuse for a sex life.
Music, Movies and Media- A place where the most abhorrent cultural taste known to man is paraded about with no remorse.

In Jokes

Niggers1 - This was seriously the password Ryan set for the EDF2 database. God only knows how it was up for a full three months before the inevitable brute force.
Cigarsex
***Official Thread of X*** - Started by holy roller ChristianWarrior94 with the post ***OFFICIAL THREAD OF CHRISTIANITY***. Surrounding the title of a thread with triple *'s has set the standard for officialdom.
Negi's dong - See gallery below
DIAF's tits - Lost in space, but countless stories have been told and retold of the horror that grazed EDF for a few hours one horrid day.
oddguy - Everyone in the ænonymous board are actually Oddguy, the resident Jew (who is unexplainably a Mod)
COMIC SANS
The day where everyone got a yellow name and admin user title
The day where everyone under a certain post count got "Sockpuppet of Fumo161" as a usertitle
Tagging @oddguy @oddguy @oddguy repeatedly in comments

Well Known Faggots

Oddguy, whose noseboner gets stronger everytime he posts.

Baya Rae 4900, one of the prolific mods.

Moderators

The Primo moderator team of the ED Forums CAN NOT ban. This meaning the forums are basically an Hard Gay Chats Explosion of Lulz 24/7. You will be b&, although, for being a complete and utter faggot, spamming pointless things (sans Viagra) and insulting one of the tops dogs of EDF2: Electric Boogaloo.

Zaiger - Floating above the fray like a clam scented angel, the driving force behind ED (and also, it's alleged, behind E's arse) keeps the joint humming. Was stalked by Oddguy until he granted odd's wish and made him the oddmod.
Edgeworth - Winged faggot and system admin. Returns to the forum once a week to preform technical maintenance in an attempt to make the forum run faster, gets told he either achieved nothing or broke everything and then changes everything back and leaves.
Beefcake - "don't annoy me."A Belgian science mod, who's perfect fantasy is to be furiously bummed by Carl Sagan. At one point he irl dated forum user Gencdo, but things went south when LiteralKa relentlessly harassed the two on ED IRC resulting in their breakup. Of course it could have also been that they were in two different countries, but nevertheless the ordeal caused Gencdo to enter Done with ED status.
Baya Rae 4900 - Self-involved pseudo intellectual abbo, and known for being the most hated mod. Eventually was demodded for his increasing sperging and hatred toward the female members of the forum.
Oddguy - EDF's resident jew, poster of inane shitposting or inane serious posting, either way the quality of his writing is always punctuated by the worst grammar/spelling known to man. Recently became a mod, therefore converting himself to the love of cocks in and around his mouth. Will also edit Wiki pages in exchange for head.
Atomic_Joe - Recently deceased white trash moderator. Generally useless.

Faggots

Another_n00b - A young gentleman who very much lived up to his username by strutting around attempting to change the wiki in the worst possible ways. Then after being told to GTFO he fled to EDF where he deposited the most butthurt tl;dr goodbye message known to the internets, earning himself a place in the hall of shame.
beefrave - brutally exposed

Trixie - One of ED's many GOTIS infected whores. This fat, 45 year old librarian spent over a year whoring for attention, giving herself fake titles and asking people to edit this article to reflect positively on her. Her faggotry was finally notices when she began sperging out, annoying people on IRC and then planning to pretend to have cancer by posting pictures of her paperwork for a liposuction she was planing to have next month. Her lie was immediately exposed, nudes were posted, dox were dropped, her personal wiki and chatroom were demolished and phone flooded with harassing calls.
Drmusic2010 - A Werecomedian and the female equivalent to Chris-chan, who is currently married to Magnum. see much more information on her sad lolcow fate in her article.
EmilyPlays - A 15 year old boy who wishes to be the little girl and even contemplated chopping his penis off. permabanned in 2011 for posting cheeze pizza on the forums, but unbanned by Zaiger less than a year later.
Fumo161 - Came to EDF to spread the word of anonymous in the most newfag way physically possible. Was instantly shot down into a flaming carcass by every other user on the site. He attempted to create various sockpuppets to regain some vague dignity, but there isn't a sock thick enough to cover this weedy little fellow's intense cancerous ways, so he was instantly outed. Eventually his faggotry reached critical mass, so he was immediately doxd and spiraled into a weeping mass, currently rocking backward and forward in a corner of his parents house, occasionally muttering annonymoos is leegun annonymoos is leegun...
LIL_LOC_ANIMOSITY - Done with ED after outed for being a trailer park pedophile
PerpetuallyAroused - Has the most consistently boiling rage of all the users, he hates women, blacks, commoners and you. It is pretty much accepted that perps is merely a particularly determined troll, however others claim that he is merely a fat man with a chip on his shoulder. Also he unironically likes Tom Preston and faps madly to his personal collection of Trixie pics.
Rev Junco - Chubby little 13-year-old boy with a penchant for stalking any female member of the site, eventually got himself Permabanned for posting his underage cock in the shoutbox, threatened with a ban again, yet somehow stayed.
rst8 - A young tweenster that managed to figure out how to use a computer, joined EDF and never stopped being a homo since, prone to leaving then returning in a hissy fit. Also confirmed furfag.
SuperSpecialSuperStar - The most consistently bad poster on EDF, with every word he types making you wish you could reach through the computer screen and tear his throat out. Believed to be a 13-year-old chinese boy and creator of the Frog Mercenary. ~~In reality the greatest poster who will be forever missed after his latest ban/rage quit.~~DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
swishy - Another EDF user infected with extreme GOTIS, hailing from south Carolina and the epitome of trailer trash. She posted noods within roughly 3.12 seconds of joining, and then announced her pregnancy to the whole board. Then made a thread pretending to have had an abortion. Then said she didn't actually have an abortion. All this for that glorious attention she so desperately craves. Eventually doxed to the point of having to change address.
Umkemesik - Mexicano failtroll who tried to Take Down ED. Failed, doxed, pwned, presumably skinned alive by niggers.
messyjessie- A white trash GOTIS whore who came to the forum to share her epic tale of fail ,and criminal record. ALSO DID WE MENTION SHE WAS A WHORE!!! Banned for stalking zaiger and now resides on our tinychat channel in desperation for human interaction, even with people who hate her. Will ask everyone to bring Oddguy on Tinychat so she can terrorise him with her vagina
ElectricYiff - AKA ExplosiveDiareah (or more accurately "ExplosiveSperg"), this self-hating autistic furry got notorious for making several shitty threads in which he randomly raged for things that no one really gave a shit, from Liam Neeson to crappy superhero movies to Dreamworks movies. Whenever he was contradicted or had his retarded statements debunked, he threw tantrums that consisted in spamming the topic with godawful furry porn. His greatest moment was when he disagreed with the recent addition to the mod team (he made over 9000 threads about who HE thinks should be a mod) and decided to overthrow him by PMing people about it and sperging until he was fagtagged, which caused a massive anal devastation and consequently ragequit.
Racketeer - An emo faggot pedophile who left the forums in disgrace and literally vowed to take down EDF2 when he returned. Currently back and butthurt more than ever. Winner of the first annual "2012 EDF2: Faggot Of The Year Award".

Galleries

A Gallery for Basement Dwellers, by Basement Dwellers About missing Pics

EDF users are known for being very beautiful.
And having lengthy dongs.
Highly intelligent conversations.
How to discuss seriously.

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The first (and last) Post of the now
Poor negi just can't get a break
The EDF boyband, The Buttrape Boys
420 everyday
Doakes is secretly Rainbow Dead
Typical EDF humpty dumpty.
Racketeer, failing @ lyf
Fumo, doxed
Scary weeb chick Shublime-Niggurath
CW94 goes to heaven
WEREGARYBUSEY!
....he refuses to talk on the phone. What a faggot
lolscumhook
EDF's tribute to 9/11
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN
Fugly
Old Whale

The High Quality EDF Banners About missing Pics

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Every day i'm rustlin...

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