Alison
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Alison is an Irish Wikipedia Admin, Checkuser, and Oversighter living in California, although she intermittently quits and then returns every other month. On TOW, she is a checkuser with nearly unlimited oversight powah, and was allegedly the only female one who was born with female equipment. Because of this, MONGO hates her and insults her for having more balls than him. Her friends are planning an intervention for Alison as TOW is even more addictive than heroin (yet still less addictive than MMORPGs). She is now addicted to Encyclopedia Dramatica as well, leveling up to sysop.
Alison is a beautiful, hot milf and totally born a woman. Go ahead and fap to her now before you read on. Fap hard!
For a moment there I thought we were in trouble
Although known as the only female Wikipedia checkuser who is not a trap, little did they know that she was also born with male reproductive organs which included small testes and a small peen. Despite the small size of her male reproductive organs, they were still much larger than the average male Wikipedian.
—Alison, (sauce) |
Rise to Power
A long term member of Phaedriel's love bombing cabal, she climbed the wikiladder pretty quickly during 2007 because she continuously begged other administrators to protect her from stalkers like Amorrow, despite her being a camwhore who posted nude pics of her wrinkled titties on her website. When not editing directly, she enjoys chatting on IRC about suicide and self-harming with her imaginary friends Miranda, Eliz and Kyoko, and posting pics of her plastic surgery and colorful bruises.
IRL, Alison is everyone's favorite bisexual Irish redhead with mental problems and an addiction to mood-altering tablets, which she pops like Smarties.
She's a self-admitted Apple user, geek, and nerd like DerHexer. Alison is also a regular contributor to Wikipedia Review.
Hivemind
March of 2008 saw Alison purging her Internet history after Daniel Brandt sold her dox to the highest bidder.
After Brandt gave out her dox, Amorrow is now busily stalking her. Amorrow will drive to the city where she lives and visits her place of employment and then he goes to a public library or i-cafe and post from that IP to say to her " hey, I am in the same city as you.".
In October, 2008, Daniel Brandt added Alison back to his Hivemind page for being a troll. He had been snooping on ED for her dox when his computer was pwnt by a spyware infection. Tragically, Alison got the blame;
—Daniel Brandt, as he gets pwnt by ED's Computer Gremlins, (sauce) |
Becoming an ED sysop
In 2008 and the first part of 2009, Allie and friends were waging a terrible war against Grawp.
—JtV |
Alison is now an ED Sysop as well. It is rumored that she achieved this by eating out Sheneequa's black pussy. Many a TOW Vandal and Troll breathed a big sigh of relief when they learned that it was only the Sysop tools that she gained and not the checkuser on ED. She remains the only active user that openly has the Sysop tools on both ED and TOW, and this has caused a substantial amount of butthurt among the Wikipedos.
Hobbies
—Alison |
Alison's hobbies include animal husbandry (not in the sense of marrying the animals), horse breeding (not in the way you're thinking you sick fuck) and pouring Guinness down her twat and having the neighborhood dogs lick it up (not in a sick way).
See Also
External Links
- On Wikipedia
- On Wipipedia
- On Wikipedia Review (requires login)
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