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Canadian Kid
Canadian Kid
Matthew Paul Tipping AKA Canadian Kid was a Skype attention whore, he would do absurd things on camera to get people to laugh at him (Fucking his dogs throat). He never had real parental guidance since his parents are drug addicts, and working all the time. He bounced around between homes with his family before settling down back in his mothers home. He is currently facing several charges of Swatting, criminal mischeif, etc. He was a true real nigga, who did not fear the consequences of his own actions. He would fuel his terrible antics with K2 (synthetic marijuana), various other research chemicals, and Poppers (Weed and cigarette in a straight tube in a bong). He would spend his days making people angry, and disgusted all at the same time.
Arrest
After inhaling computer duster, smoking K2 and staying awake for several days, this computer hacking beast entered a state of psychosis and forgot his OPSEC. This lead to him trying to swat Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace from his google voice account. This one fatal mistake brought his entire hacking empire crashing down before his eyes.
On May 27th 2015 officers from the detachment and the Central Region Crime Unit executed a search warrant at his New Tecumseth home and seized electronics. He was placed under arrest and is facing several charges relating to "swattings" that he carried out.
Court Hearing
He was denied bail and is currently being held as he awaits trial. He does not have access to kush in prison and there are there are concerns of his health deteriorating as a result of kush deprivation.
Sources
- http://barrie.ctvnews.ca/teen-accused-of-making-false-911-calls-denied-bail-1.2407126
- http://www.simcoe.com/news-story/5647890-new-tecumseth-teen-charged-for-making-swatting-calls/
- http://barrie.ctvnews.ca/new-tecumseth-teen-charged-after-allegedly-making-high-risk-calls-to-police-1.2394037
- http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2015/05/27/16-year-old-charged-with-swatting-incident.html
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