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George is mad again and false flagging everything off teh interwebz. Please feel free to reupload his shit if you have it as George clearly has no life. |
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Gorgeous George
—Gorgeous George, gracing us with yet another elusive universal truth | ||
George Alexander Yarid, aka Gorgeous George (born July 16, 1968), is 45 and still lives in a tri-level house with his mother (GG ate his mom) no one. It is a decent house in a decent neighborhood, but it's not the mansion George likes to say it is on TV. Alimony money pays for it and his mom must have been pretty tolerant to let her retard son live with her for nearly 40 years. Gorgeous George used to deliver food for a living. Now he drives a taxi (although no one else can fit in the van with him in it). Fun facts about GG:
—Gorgeous George | ||
—Gorgeous George | ||
- Although he rants against fat chicks, they seem to be the only type of girls who will show up on his show.
- He often claimed that his show was getting picked up by UPN while it existed. Not surprisingly, though, he's still on public access.
- He often wears a t-shirt with his own picture on it.
- He thinks he's God's gift to women. He also thinks he's an absolutely hilarious sketch-comedian.
- A female Richmonder put up a personals ad on a local phone-based dating service. After a couple days, she received a cocky but friendly message in her inbox from George. The next day, another. A couple days after that, a less friendly, more aggressive message. And it went on and on for two weeks, each message getting more and more angry. "You're lucky I would even lower myself to talk to you, you stupid bitch!" and so on.
- He is, in fact, not particularly gorgeous.
- He is thought to be
a bisexualgay. - He refuses to admit he's a greasy cunt wad.
- He constantly trips on his own fat gut.
- In cockney rhyming slang, any person who exhibits these traits is referred to as a "cheddar" (Cheddar Gorge; Gorgeous George).
- His constant hooting and repetition of verbal diarrhea in the form of swear words and predictable insults is most likely the result of Tourette's Syndrome and/or inbreeding.
- He has spoken about the Church of Sollentolgy and Jehovennis Witness.
- He fucked Rick Derris on a pool table and broke it.
But before you make your judgment about George, check out one of his hilarious skits.
Gorgeous George Plagiarizes The "Herlihy Boy" Skit
Here's a skit of GG ripping off the "Herlihy Boy" that was done on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sandler and Chris Farley (though [a different Adam Sandler/Chris Farley skit] would have suited him better.) Only to have GG ruin it by his so called "humor"
Thankfully a Goon felt they couldnt just stand back and allow for this "Tradgey" to happen without any consequences.So the goon decided to critque George on his plagiarism of the "Herlihy Boy" skit and rip him a new one. Just like GG rips the Trannies he fucks a new asshole.
Some of The Calls
—Gorgeous George, articulate as usual | ||
Gorgeous George is known for DMCAing videos faster than you can upload them
—Gorgeous George | ||
GG Sux fever has spread worldwide and is on every video sharing site through out the world. Recently his videos were uploaded to tudou.com which is based in Taiwan. If you know anything about Taiwan, being part of China means a blatant disregard for copyright laws. Their motto in English roughly translates into “Censorship in any practa… in any, any, any verbiage, in any proximity of the word is is a blatant crime.” Which is where GG got his expression from. Also this is the longest running GG channel on the netz (that hasn't been false flagged) and with each day that goes by GG's butthurt deepens. XD
GG on tudou arranged by most views
Thanks to due diligence of teh trolls most of the calls have been brought back to Youtube. This will definitely cause GG to rage immensely.
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Gorgeous George Show
—Gorgeous George | ||
—Gorgeous George | ||
The Gorgeous George Show is the television equivalent of AIDS. The show itself is about as comedic as watching your parents die of cancer, and then engaging in unprotected penetrative sex with a putrid dead porcupine with a maggot festering case of hemorrhoids (but at least that would smell better). George and his retarded lap dog, Kevin, both have severe speech impediments. The production values make the average Christmas morning home movie look like Werner Herzog by comparison. The jokes themselves are only funny if you've never been allowed to leave your house in your whole life, and have therefore never been introduced the concept of humour until just seconds prior to seeing it. The likely result of that, would be for you to immediately develop a phobia of anything calling itself comedy or humour for the rest of your sad life. In many respects, the show provides an archetypal example of why cable access television is a gigantic failure, while simultaneously contributing the sole reason to preserve it. In any given episode, you can expect to be treated to any one or more of the following EnGorgeous George trademarks:
- GG yelping like he's being penetrated in the ass with cactus skin condoms.
- His retarded sidekick, Dogfucker Jones, who looks like Squeak from the Academy Award winning film, Baseketball. Apparently he's not allowed to speak much. Doing so causes small children in Africa to catch Syphillis.
- Some random black guy who looks ashamed to be in the studio.
- Some random Asian martial arts instructor who immediately gives up martial arts for life after a Karate demonstration by George, also leaving said Asian with life long night terrors.
- Fat chicks miming Britney Spears. This has negative sexual arousal value (DErections).
- Random female guests (almost exclusively drug addicts or prostitutes or both) who's only purpose is to sit and laugh nervously at GG's jokes while he stares at their breasts.
- The crappy introduction to his show.
- "Gorgeous George's Donkey Penetration Extravaganza".
- GG attempting to do karate and collapsing under his own fat.
- GG being fat.
- A strange white discharge lodged in his hair.
- GG drinking his own urine and fellating a whole circus, while assorted 10 year old boys rub his fat ass down in Crisco.
- GG knowing that 99.9% of his calls are insults and yet he still takes calls.
- George beating Kaye Lazar for talking.
- Everyone else on the show laughing at GG and him too dense to realize it.
- You know what? Fuck this. Gorgeous George is just a fucking mess. Abandon hope, all ye who enter in. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares also into you. Watching a segment that does not feature him being insulted via phone repeatedly, has no point. You will just come away feeling like you've been hit by a mac truck of pure fucking idiocy (or a pasty moist object of equivalent weight). I remember sitting down to watch it one night; I was left with this feeling I shall never describe. It's worse than disappointment. It is the feeling of your soul slipping away through your hands. Gorgeous George is that stray dog at the pound. You know which one. That 13 year old mangy cobbled together mutt found chained to a post on I-80. Instead of being lovable and friendly though, it's meaner than piss and just sits there all day and pisses and shits itself. For the love of Jesus Fucking Christ on a Stick, I hope nothing good comes of this guy, ever, or that his sphere of influence ever expands outside of a crowd capable of grasping irony.
- Every episode ends with a montage of GG taking an 18 inch dildo from multiple angles. This montage goes on for 25 minutes (metaphorically speaking).
The Prank Calls
As time went on and the prank calls continued they became a Richmond pastime. As more people jumped on the GG insult train it gained critical velocity and turned into an unstoppable lolz-train bound for dramatic trainwreck. There were several GG prank call clips released to record the lolz for those who do not have Richmond public access. These clips became immensely popular on the SA forums.
According to George's website, "These so-called internet geeks obviously have too much time on their hands. Most of them are college drop-outs or science fiction nerd computer game Star Wars goons who are all sons of bitches!!!"
Somehow Gorgeous George found out that his show was being distributed on the Internet without his consent. This led to him going on an insane rant on his show about how he was going to sue everyone involved for copyright infringement, RIAA style. Thankfully GG never figured out how to make a DMCA request! Disregard that, GG sux whale sized dicks.
During this episode George stopped taking phone calls, but in the next episode he states that the public access administrators (who hate the fat fucker just as much as we do) told him that he had to take calls, and the pranks immediately resumed.
Here are some examples of the memorable calls people have made:
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Pranksters Quotes
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Gorgeous George battles Youtube
From time to time George will actually create multiple accounts and argue with other Youtube users on this video. Oh the irony.
Heres a list of usernames he has used
GGonDVDGGshowrules(he actually got this account back. So he now uses "ggshowrules" and "ggshowrules2"GGstrikesbackgorgeousgeorgestrikePlatinumdracula- GGshowrules2 (main YouTube account. Say something witty, especially about Sue, then prepare for a witty retort and expect to get blocked.)
- GorgeousGeorge01
- Sonofatwix
- ReddFoxxReturns
- fishpotpie
- ReddFoxx888
- GEORGEYARID
- GGISSEXY
- marley101999
sandylovelace69Yanksyankshissausage- MrSpamIAm
Nuclearfurnature- poop121
- dtheshank
- ggrespectnow
gorgeousgeorgeshow- ggandklazar
TheMaverick- NotGorgeousGeorge
- GGthaMAN
- GGSmexy
TheKnobnose- GorgeousGeorgeonDVD
- IngloriusBastard11
kelly2086- GeorgeAlexanderYarid
There is many more that are unaccounted for as well!
George now plans on suing Youtube!
- "Looks like YOUTUBE IS GOING TO BE SUED. JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED." - ggshowrules Epic LULZ will definitely ensue!
link to the page where George writes about being butthurt and confirms he plans on suing youtube
Then, in a shocking turn of events GGonDVD (The fat pig's main base) was taken down completely, most likely for disgusting and VILE content of George DANCING WITH A HOOKER!
George spouted some butthurt threats that were nothing the goons hadn't encountered from the fat before, this time it was more like a death keel, a squealing pig refusing to be put down.
July 20,2010 George made a new account 'GorgeousGeorgeonDVD' reuploading some of his old videos that had got taken down on his GGonDVD account for ToS. Before you know it this account will also get banned as well for ToS
The Gorgeous OST's
Once thought to be lost under GG's left moob all three Gorgeous Sound tracks have been found.
Put Cock Here
This is the official GG OST containing almost all the music that has been featured on his show as well some songs that have been used to troll him. Some of the songs included are the cheesy dance songs he used to dance with those prostitutes there are also bonus tracks including his theme song as well as some GG remixes.
The Day That Hometown Buffet Closed
All songs on this album are related to GG's obesity. Not only can he pounce you with one but he can crush you under the weigh of his billion tons of that bacon grease body of his.
The Day That Hometown Buffet Closed
Inside The Closet With GG
This album centers around GG's G.A.Y.ness. Remember folks just because you were caught at a gay club sucking dick at a gloryhole that doesn't make you gay. After all it's completely straight if you want to fuck a chick with a dick, just no dudes. No G.A.Y. stuff for George on craigslist.
A shit tastic night
All the songs on this album tell stories of his weight,lack of hygiene,and questionable sexuality. It has been said that with one giant shit tastic fart that that the passage of revelations would come to life and destroy all man kind with his ungodly presence.
Cab Service Ink
George getting tired of paying the man to drive around started his own taxi service. Showing off his broad intelligence and creativity called it Cab Service Ink. This "INKorporation" is not registered with the state of Virginia probably due to the fact that he has all his money is currently tied up in lolsuits. To add even further to the lulz the trolls posted George's driving/criminal record to the page. :D
GG Gets Pwned With His Own Taxi Service
On 09-26-14 a prank was played on George that he didn't see cuming (probably because the rolls of fat on his eyes were so heavy they glued them shut). A prank caller tried to lure George in to picking him at the Airport in Richmond however George was in a good mood and told him how to go where he wanted for free by using a taxi shuttle. So the pranker called him again later and told him to pick him up at a notorious G.A.Y. bar (a place George admitted he was quite familiar with). So the pranker was going to make him wait there an hour after the pick up time that was arranged however he arrived 15 minutes early and was texting him whining and bitching non-stop that he was there already. So the guy broke it to George that he was being pwned and this happened.
Of course George being the delusion man that he is claimed that he won the call. The pranker broke it to George later that he was apart of a live radio show which made him explode with anger bringing lulz to the masses.
George Gets Fired From Diamond Taxi Co.
Some prankers called up GG's former place of work and learned that he got fired after receiving many complaints from customers and co-workers. Even his boss thought he was a piece of shit saying, "If you see him kick his ass for me."
GG's 2014 Shows (AKA 20 Years of Crap)
So GG's 20th anniversary has come. To celebrate his milestone GG actually lost weight but still has the white cum spot in his hair. You would think that since GG holds this show close and dear to his heart that he would do something special and you would be mostly wrong. That's bullshit. He raged like usual. One of the things that he did that was different was a new intro which just proves that GG is still a 50 year old virgin. It would even give Satan douche chills. It's just a horrific Beach Boy's cover of Kokomo where they say different words for bearded clam over and over (DERP! DERP! Clever aren't they?). Also GG and Kevin were both desperate for people to call the show an no one called (as they constantly reminded you of it every few minutes). Just goes to show that the only people who care are teh interwebz, prank callers and trolls.
In other anniversary news Kevin is back in GG's life (see "Kevin Leaves Gorgeous George and his Show"). Even though he said he was getting rid of all the "toxic people" away in his life it appears George sweet talked his way back in (which probably involved a ton of anal ease and Nacho Mama's).
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GG's 20th Anniversary Rage Special
To start off the anniversary George prances around in his gay robe and acts like nothing is wrong. However when he sits down the flames of rage burns in GG's souless eyes. He asks Kevin to talk about the news which lasts a whole few minutes before the show derails. He immediately talks about being a victim of a prank call. Then precedes to tell the truth about teh trolls. The anger in his face is very apparent but acts like he is teh winner. The bawfest last for about 20 minutes. He takes a break to butcher a Johnny Cash classic and then baws again. Instead of focusing on the shows accomplisments he spend more than 30 minutes of his show time claiming to talk about people he doesn't care about. He also threatened to false flag every video about him on youtube.
He also admitted to losing weight because of the trolls as well as having a convicted pederast live in his house until he testified against him in court.
The best parts are his delusions of grandeur. In spite of no network picking up his show and TV becoming a wave of the past GG claims he is getting a show. He says because of the documentary that it opened the doors to stardom and justify why his show is the greatest. He says however that he won't do a show based off of him being a "comic book character" but only if the show is based on his true comedic talent.
To top the cherry on the fecal sundae GG claims that a child with cancer was the biggest fan of his show. Need I say more.
Gorgeous George Commercials
I shit you not. GG was in commercials. Back in 2002 he did two commercials. One for Insurance Doctor and another for a porn store. In the first commercial GG claims is great and has his two BMW's insured with them which is lulzy considering it would take him two years of saving back then just to afford one. The second GG commercial was his dream come true. The store greatly appreciated the ad and they allowed GG to cum on all the use porn VHS that they sold there. Starts at the 25:34 mark.
Gorgeous George Lays It on the Line Show Discussion (AKA GG Disclaimer 2015)
George who is still convinced has fans who think he is talented and believes what he says is the truth made another video to address his detractors (Just proving once again the trolls control him). Filmed by Kevin at a whopping 360p. WATCH OUT!
It starts out with George looking at the manbla website on his PC and doing the some of the worse acting to coming along since Chevy Chase "talking" to someone on the phone about bringing ladies on the next season of his show.
The first thing you notice is his sink full of dirty dishes and cupboards are open which is a step up from his last tirade where his fingernails were covered in feces.
Once again George baws about random people on the internet as if anyone cares. He takes the lulz factors up a notch when he tells one troll to get raped by Jerry Sandusky because for more than 10 years George deafened his friend Matt who was also a sexual predator. George still doesn't comprehend that he is the biggest hypocrite on the planet in the same way he doesn't understand that in order for a double dildo to work you need two people.
Gorgeous George Show DOES RULE
In a rare occurrence GG made a second disclaimer video. You'll notice that he sort of cleaned up in this video but George tries to justify the glasses being on the sink saying that they are for the guests. If that is the case I wouldn't drink out of them because shit gets in the glasses. They call it a cupboard for a reason George. Other than that George does his typical raging, lying out of his ass and being a hypocrite. This time George is threatening to be a troll by reuploading videos no one cares about. This is hilarious as he spends 23 hours out of the typing his name in to jewgle and false flags all the sux videos.
GG MAD!!! GG SMASH!!!
George has been raging at the same goon for the past month. GG trying to change his image has been trying to be a life coach with a bad inspirational video called the "Laws of Attraction". So the same fag made a video calling GG a malignant narcissist and GG threw his life coach act out the window. You can see George has an unhealthy obsession with homosexuality as he mentions once every ten seconds in the video. GG really loses it towards the end and clearly needs psychiatric help and lulz was had by all.
Did you know that no matter where you pause the video George looks angry? - The Moar You Know
Note about these videos: George keeps taking them down and reuploading them for fear of them getting false flagged.
GG Challenges Goon to a Debate and Immediately Pussies Out
Since George constantly loves to throw his weight around he issued a challenge to a goon on Facebook. It looked something like this:
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So the goon heard from a mole that he was going to have Matt Wilson on. When he confronted GG with that suddenly he packed up his tampons and toys and shuffled home.
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GG Issues Death Threats
So he's bawing to the same troll on facebook and of course tons of lulz was had between his usual GGisms and typos. As usual he was being pwned when GG decided to step it up by threatening to write ED pages on the goons and issues several death threats.
GG Starts Making ED Pages
Since the only emotion GG has is revenge he had rovestyakuto write a page about the troll he hates the most. Shondaebrennan is page that was made out of sheer butthurt. It is funny in all the wrong ways for many reasons. 1) That is not the trolls name. They purposely changed the name because they thought it was lulzy. 2) 90% of the info on the page is a flat out false. Rovest interjects himself by claiming he was a furry that is also in to women (SPOILER: HE'S A FAGGOT). 3) When his masterpiece was completed George contacted him and proceeded to make everyone lulz with his threats.
Moar Lulzy ED Threats
George claims his ED page that he made for Shondae was a success and claims he'll make it for other people who troll him like people on here care. George sees himself as a victim (which is fucking funny because in the screencap below he also claims he is strong) and won't stop bitching until he gets his way. He claims he will destroy his enemies with ED as if by making a page it will summon every troll on the interwebz to do his bidding. As he says he is determined to destroy those who troll him. lol The delusions.
GG Strikes Fat (Summer 2015 Hand Full of Crisco Edition)
George didn't strike it big (get it?) with his documentary. This is the greatest injustice GG has endured since McDonald's told him they couldn't make 9000 Big Macs for a evening snack. Instead of finally taking the hint that he is about as talented as a room full of Carrot Tops he has been striking against the trolls because after all they ruined his opportunity to take over Kimmel's Job (Like anyone still fucking watches late night TV).
In one case he challenged one to meet him at his house to fight him. When the troll accepted the challenge but wanted to do it in a public area so he wouldn't shoot him George immediately chickened out.
In another case when a troll uploaded one of his videos to Youtube he threatened his life which is hilarious considering they live in opposite sides of the country. George also told him that he would be famous by now if he had the right agent he would be famous by now AND TYPED IT IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!!
Gorgeous George Insane Rant #...I lost count
Since George lost lolsuit 2015 he is even more mad than usual. It starts out where George says he is not going to mention names and then proceeds to mention a name he wasn't going to talk about. He then gets more angry that he lost the case and says no one has a right to critic him. Then the pot calls the kettle black when he claims that the person is obsessed with him when George frequently visits this site every minute. He then claims rovestyakuto (who was a GG white knight) wasn't real. Then he talks about his new job and claims he manifests positive things in his life shortly before he loses his shit for the 9000th time. For the next five minutes he baws about how Fair Use is not a legal defensive and he has Carte Blance to false flag everything. Speaking of he claims he made Gorgeous George and His TV Show. The documentary that was made by Brandon Hardesty and Kenny Johnson. George then goes on a paranoid rant about how everyone is calling him even though he produces no evidence as such. The put a cherry on top of the shit Sundae he calls someone out to kick his ass all the while spitting on the camera. :D
GG has just declared war
In GG's effort to show the world his progressive loss of sanity he has declared war. The video starts off with GG bawing over the same fucking troll he has been butthurt by for years. GG talks about how big and fat his chin is which is fucking hilarious since GG's chin put's Jay Leno's to shame and is ten times as fat. Speaking of GG's fat chin notice how he purposely does not film it. He then goes off on a insane tirade about how he is going to war against people who criticizes him and youtube (what happen to all that positivity you claim you exude George?).
Happy Abortion Survival Day...OMG HE HAS A KNIFE 2015
—George finally comes to a realization about his talents. | ||
To revel getting poked with a wire hanger one too many times GG celebrated by having a radio special. George had Kevin, random black people come by as well as some delicious cake. For some bizarre reason GG felt compelled to film the whole thing in three parts which were edited in the usual GG style on his semen covered camera. George showed up in a striped undershirt and a jacket with a busy pattern which doesn't clash at all.
The video opens with gg looking despondent and browsing his phone (no doubt to see if anyone was uploading his precious clippages). George then does a disturbing bit with a knife where he talks about sacrificing women. The female constantly disses GG through out the show and makes fun of the fact that he has paper plates with the Dallas Cowboys on them (proving GG is a perpetual manchild). Shortly after that they have cheap store cake and GG cuts it by putting his grimy paws deep in to it and cutting, then serves it to everyone. Yummy! GG then proceeds to eat it and get cake all over his face like the true slob that he is. As usual GG talks shit about them faggots and proves how manly he is by playing the Pet Shop Boys. Also George finally admits he stole his whole act from Rick Flare. GG actually takes calls during the show but a suspicious event took place that he actually filmed. Earlier in the show GG got a call from a strange phone number and wouldn't answer it however he conveniently gets a guy calling who kisses his ass. At one point GG says that Matt Wilson was calling later and the caller got excited about it (even though it was his first time calling and never hear of Matt before).
George made an announcement during the show that he gave up on Sue. Claiming that she was with a Hell's Angel Biker. GG's natural enemy. Even more shocking GG claims to have a new squeeze. Hopefully they don't spawn because if they do they'll create Super Mega Hitler Satan.
It should be of note that GG the usual professional breaks a lot of in studio etiquette like 1) eating food in studio 2) not fading out music properly and in some cases stops it mid song 3) Doesn't back announce the songs he played 4) Makes a lot of visual jokes because you know that works well over the radio. 5) Dead Air moments 6) Touches the equipment after he gets his fingers messy with the cake 7) Playing with the mics. etc.
The lulziest part of the thing was GG decided to dance and much to his detriment his bottom button popped open (probably due to GG eating all the cake) exposing part of his belly. lol
Toward the end of the show everyone couldn't get wait to run from that studio that now has GG stink. Even Matt Wilson ditched GG's fat ass in the end. At the end of the video GG sulks in his chair showing to the world that he is not as happy and as successful as he claims he is.
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A GG's Guest Challenger Appears
The female who appeared in the Birthday abortion saw a response to GG's documentary and left some juicy comments. She said the only reason why she went to see GG on his birthday was because she got paid for it. You can see her in the video always looking at her phone she was so bored. She also said GG was talentless. Proving all people who are "friends" with GG talk shit behind his back.
I think Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum is missing a patient
—George being delusional as usual. | ||
George is definitely having signs of being a lunatic. Unshaven, unkempt and smelling of Jack Daniels and Twinkles. George starts talking about his favorite troll because he submitted court documents proving that George lied in his appeal against him. He is also mad that all the lulzy stuff about his birthday was being posted to ED. Specifically finding out that his female friend said that GG wasn't talented (The death sentence in GG's book). Since she wouldn't lick his smegma covered cock, he blocked her off of facebook. Claiming that he did everything for her and how dare she say GG is not funny. George then blames the troll for the demise when he was the one that ended it for no good reason. GG then talked about what a "hard worker" he is and why he is better than you (which apparently involves checking youtube all day to see if anyone uploaded the sux series). He also baws about the fact that youtube won't take down all the videos of his enemies. George then tells everyone how copyright infringement really works even though he hasn't won one lolsuit. To top the cherry on the shit sundae George claims he is being harassed by all the videos the trolls make (the ones he voluntarily watches) and says he'll get revenge by spamming the comments (OH NOES!).
Wait...it gets better. George is mega butthurt by one troll named Shondaebrennan. George claims that he is going to California to file even more lolsuits against him and says he's got people watching his every move and once he gets the money that faggot will be whacked. Which is interesting considering he has three figures in his bank account. All hit men in Virgina definitely work that cheap. George claims the entire reason this person is trolling him is because he thinks George is hawt.
Ray Stretch Eppleman
Ray Stretch Eppleman is George's lame attempt at "trolling". He has a youtube account with said name (that he uploaded the previous butthurt tirade to) and a facebook account.
In his facebook account he uses memes that were last relevant when the Alley McBeal dancing baby were teh rage. He claims he studied "Secret Intelligence Officer at the University of Nebraska at Omaha". He's not trying way too hard at all. Even though George claims it is a trolling account all his friends are women which just goes to show George is more attractive in the eyes of women when he doesn't show his fat face.
In an facebook group about the hairy beast a discussion was had about George's filthy nails (because he learned hygiene from hogs that sleep in their own feces). One of the goons mothers made a comment about what a pig he is. George who was lurking couldn't hold back his butthurt anymore and let out a tirade that Hitler would have been proud of.
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Needless to say GG's tough guy routine didn't last long and he easily got pwned by everyone in the group. I thought George was teh epic troll. What happened GG? =(
GG's Ray Stretch Eppleman Facebook Account
Ray Stretch Eppleman Youtube Account
Another Radio Monstrosity -August 26, 2015-
WARNING - If you watch this tl;dw video you will die of boredom. ED will not assume legal responsibility for you being dumb enough to watch it
One of the things that makes George forever a lolcow is the fact that he never learns his mistakes and this video epitomizes it. Just like his last "radio show" he does the same unprofessional crap (e.g. stopping music mid song, not back annoucning, etc.), not cleaning his spoolge covered camera however one thing he did do different was wear loose fitting clothes making him look like 10 tons of crap in a 100 ton garbage bag. This was an major improvement since his clothes were so tight that his buttons were flying off his shirt like .357s.
The show itself as mentioned before was dull as an emo trying to cut himself with a butterknife. He spends the first hour stroking Donald Trump's cock and wrestling. This is beyond hilarious since GG is an extreme leftist but this make sense since he hates dem queers. The second half of the show he shits all over hip-hop claiming that none of it contains a message or melody. He then talked about how country is the greatest gerne EVARS. George then claimed that Richard Marx is the greatest singer of all time. To review George loves trump, Richard Marx, wrestling, country music and hates hip-hop...yet democrat.
The only lulz to come from the video is when talks about a goon (which happens at 1:02:00) while pounding back beers. George says he will continue to do his show no matter what guaranteeing lulz for generations to come. He then called the goon self-loathing which is hilarious since George looks bummed half-time drinking teh beers. George then baws about lolsuit 2015. George claims that the reason his case isn't being heard is because of a jurisdiction issue when Judges have told him multiple times that his cases are frivolous. George claimed that if he had a lawyer the judge would take him seriously failing to realizing that if they thought George had a case they'd work for free. Being a delusional malignant narcissist doesn't halp things either.
In addition to bitching about that George whined that we call Vince Random Black Guy. Not realizing we call him that 'cause it is fucking random for him to have black people on the show. Speaking of George got a call from a woman who later turned out to be a relative of random black guy. George actually thought that she might be a goon (this proves btw that the calls ae screened and he only takes calls from people he knows because George is a gigantic pussy).
For some random reason Geore decided to play a video on teh youtubez of women farting. This should be no surprise because farting is one of George many fetishes. He was caught making a comment shortly after GG made his first youtube channel (GEORGEYARID) on a Frau Jablonski video saying how hawt that was. The goons saw his comment because GG was too dumb to turn his history to private and a ton of lulz was had at his expense. Even Psychic Brenda tried white knighting him and failed.
George Actually Has a Fan and Treats Him Like Shit
Would believe he actually has a fan that goes by the name 
piss4400? He actually thinks Gorgeous George is funny. So he made a video showing his fanboyism which quickly got negative attention. George seeing the video demanded the comments be removed for no good reason (which he did) and then demanded he take down the video (which he did). The reason GG did this was because he thought piss4400 was a troll. This didn't settle well for piss4400 and then made a video discussing how petty George was. The shocker was George demanded that video be taken down too. He then made a new video showing one of the PMs he had with George claiming that if he did what he said like a good puppy dog that he'd be on his next radio show (and like clockwork he baleeted this video to). piss4400 said he sent George other messages but never responded back.
George saw this and made a short video responding to it claiming the reason he hasn't responded back was because his high school friend died in an "armormobile" accident. He starts off the video saying "I'm going to say this as nicely as I can." showing how angry George is. This first thing he does is baw that piss4400 dissed his appearance (which makes you an automatic troll in GG's book). The reason GG said he wasn't responding back was because of said death which is funny because they only had responded to each other for only a couple days and yet GG is so busy he has time to make a video proving George is full of shit as usual.
GG Baws Yet Again 11-25-15
So GG whines from his warm & cool backyard (probably because he is still going for the World's hoarders record in his house). The first thing he baws about is how the trolls are uploading his videos and getting away with it now that Youtube is wising up to GG's crying bitch ways. George then mentioned how he works non-stop and that he is miserable Boo-Hoo, poor GG. He primarily spends the video bashing piss4400 who is now GG's enemy #1. In addition to calling him a retard (project much there GG?) he gives him hilarious film tips. George tells him to film his face not to film your legs, etc. All the things GG was doing himself in the video. George can't stop being an hypocrite even while trying to insult someone. LOL! In addition to that he was full of his usual empty threats including having people do stuff in Cali like anyone cares. George claims through his "detective" sources that he will dox you all mother fuckers and gets his revenge by sitting on each and every one of you and crushing your faggot ass.
The Merry Trollmas Campaign
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—George, not raging. | ||
During Christmas week there was a bunch of trolls making videos under the Trollmas name just to experiment to see how soon he would baw and George didn't even make it until day three when he uploaded three videos on the same day (which is hilarious as George claims he has no free time to do this shit). Needless to say the experiment was great success. All are lulzy for different reasons
Basic overveiw Gorgeous George Show
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In this generically titled video George baws about the same shit. He whines that youtube won't false flag all the videos that make baby cry anymore. He also baws that the courts won't take his lolsuits seriously. GG also said he filed restraining orders out on trolls failing to realize that only apply to IRL stalkers and not online trolls. Speaking of fail George talks about his legal definition of Fair-Use claiming that can only be an legal defense for educational purposes only.
George then takes his fury out on the usual trolls but GG does it really classy by attacking a guys sister who died of cancer. Did I mention that said person hasn't actively trolled GG in quite sometime? :D
Gorgeous George Show Simple Reply
George recently asked Kenny Johnson (The Guy who produced that abortion of an Gorgeous George Documentary) to false flag videos on his behalf because his plea to the bahnchoads of Youtube support in India has fallen on fat ears. George made this fail of a video to convince everyone that Kenny did it on his own accord. Claiming that anything negative that is said about the documentary will be flagged.
George still claims he owns copyright on the documentary even though no where in the credits of it and the Library of Congress says it, showing how full of shit he is again.
FUN FACT - If you pause the video when it first plays you get to see what a dirty slob GG is. He has a sink full of dirty dishes and keeps his clean glasses just above it (Because George is too lazy to put it in the cupboard.)
Time for a heavy dose of ones medicine Shon Brennan style.
—George making empty threats | ||
The last video is where GG baws about main masturbation material, shondaebrennan. George being a master comedian does a commentary about what Shon said about him using some witty comments like "Go suck a dick!", "FAGGOT!" plus a fuck ton of "HUR!" and anything a retarded freshman would say after getting his ass kicked by the football team (something that happened to GG IRL BTW). George for someone that calims to be straight say some really gay things like wondering what Shon would look like with a dildo in his mouth and he also wondered if his friends would stuff him when he went to a Thanksgiving Day Party. Obviously these are completely "hetral-sexual" thoughts.
George also has an unnatural obsession with the shape of heads and keeps whining how Shon has a weird shaped head. You know because people with oval heads are members of the Ariyan race. I don't think George has seen himself in the mirror because George's head is anything but round. It looks like basketcase with hemorrhoids.
Other than his typical fails, he threatens to hire a hitman to kill this guy. Claiming he will use his savings to do it. Who knew that you could hire a hitman for the same price of a McDonald's Value Meal.
Gorgeous George The Stalker
Remember how in the previous butthurt tirade that George was going to get restraining orders from the court to make the trolls stop stalking him (even though they did no such thing)? Well, George is being an hypocrite again! Huge fucking shocker I know. George went on to Craigslist and actually looked up every ad and found Shon Brennan who was looking for some action. George used an e-mail address Elenore Blythe when stalking him (probably George's trannie stage name). During George's bawfest he insisted that all California homes have a basements because that is always a great place to be safe in during an earthquake. Once George figured out he was being trolled again he ran away to Kevin's arms like the little bitch that he is.
The Crologies of GG
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2005
2007
2008
2009
2010
- Gorgeous George show 1994-2010
- Fat Pig Lied, There WAS a 2010 season!
- The G.A.Y. Life
- Space Mountain Barges on Richmond radio
- Gorgeous George is losing his "MANSION"
- GG has multiple restraining orders
2011
- Gorgeous George show 1994-2010
- You Take The Cake George
- Gorgeous George Show Season 17(and potentially last...nah GG is being a drama queen)
2012
- Something Awful thinks GG is passe
- The Gorgeous Interview
- G.A.Y. the False Flaggot
- Gorgeous George 2012 Radio Show (June 2012)
- Gorgeous George goes on a tirade against the internet for the 3rd year in a row! (7-23-2012 edition)
- August 2012 Exposing Incidents
2013
2014
- New Tactics For Harassment
- The 20th anniversary of The Gorgeous George Show and the cancellation
- GG 2014 Prank Calls
- The "Secret" GG interview -The Gorgeous George Show goes bye bye in 2015-
- GG 2014 Bawfest
- Bawfest part 2 -A Challenger Appears-
- The Mass GG Video Upload of 2014
Allies of teh Fat
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Axis of Teh Fat
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List of LOLsuits
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- Lolsuit (2010 Edition)
- GG files another LOLsuit (2012 Edition)
- LOLsuit (2013 Edition)
- Copyright Fail
- Here We Go Again. Another LOLsuit (2014 Edition)
- Gorgeous George Criminal Record "What's causin' all of this?"
- LOLsuit 2015 -Now with 400% extra lulz-
- GG Reopens the Case With His Perjury Powers
Gorgeous George and His TV Show -Documentary-
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Christian Weston Chandler is half brothers with the Gorgeous George
Bob Chandler was living in Richmond Virginia back in 1967, he was working for the Coca-Cola distribution center where one night at a singles bowling league. He met up with Edith Hensley. While they bowled together they drank themselves into oblivion where they spent the night at the blue bird motel off of route 64. Bob stayed with Edith for a few months until he found out she was pregnant with Gorgeous George. He was transfered over too Ruckersville and left without telling Edith and never saw them again. Some years later Bob met Barbara and the rest is history. George never met his father nor his brother Christian even though the two are completely alike.
1. They are both fat.
2. They both have mantits.
3. Women (and people in general) hate them.
4. They're both failures.
5. They live within 50 miles of each other
6. One drinks his own spooge the other has it in his own hair. (meaning they BOTH! recycle their own semen!!!!)
7. Both are Homophobic
8. They both stutter when speaking
9. Both of them live with their moms
10.Both have had a women leave them Chris(Megan) and George(Sue)
11.Both have youtube accounts where they get trolled on ChristianWChandler(Christian) GGshowrules2(George)
12.Neither of them have had a REAL job
13. They fail to realize they have ZERO talent
14. Both of them have made videos where they go on tirades and are batshit crazy
15.They both think they are totally not FAT and have amazing physiques and are strong(note,it seems George also has hygiene problems like chris and stuffs shit in his armpits, already further proving their relation)
16.They both have threatened people over the internet and at the same time both have ironically threatened legal action against internet trolls Virgina's finest showing off their DISGUSTING bodies
If that wasn't coincidence Kevin and random black guy performed at Manchester Middle School which is where Chris went. This just goes to show that anyone who lives there is insane. They talk about it @ the 15:30 mark.
Gorgeous George AKA George al Habib Osaddam Yarab
New details have come out concerning GG's (other) hidden life, thanks to the former NSA analyst turned whistleblower Edward Snowden. Snowden had files that revealed that it was Gorgeous George or "George al Habib Osaddam Yarab" not Osama Bin Laden, who was behind the 9/11 attacks. Yarab, who has ties to the terrorist organization Al Qaeda, started another terrorist organization in Richmond Virginia. Yarab was able to gain entry to the United States with fraudulent papers (similar to the ones he used in his frivolous LOLsuits) and funded the organization from a gloryhole location in Richmond called "Fieldens". Yarab dubbed the terrorist organization he created in Richmond as "Trannies In Training" otherwise known as "T.I.T". Snowden was able to convince then "T.I.T" member Matthew Tatum aka "Magic Matt" (Who was Yarab's top recruiter in finding new trannies to train) to comply with him and revealed that Yarab was also behind the Boston Marathon Bombings. Magic Matt had mentioned Yarab once stated that he could "run a marathon if he wanted to", but when he found out the marathon was 26.2 miles, and not the " 2 miles" that he claims he can do, Yarab sent out "T.I.T" members Tamerlan Tsarnaev (deceased)Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to set off bombs to distract everyone and make it "appear" as if he finished the race when he crossed the line. In actuality, Yarab drove his Diamond Taxi Cab 500 yards from the finish line. Once there, Yarab gave the Tsarnaev's brothers the order to set off the explosions. Once they went off, Yarab, breathing heavily, staggered across the finish line letting out a big "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".
When Yarab found out that Magic Matt "backstabbed him in the back" He dismissed him of all of his T.I.T Duties and in the process pounced him with one flist. Before Magic Matt's demise, he had also revealed that Yarab is holding Warren Weinstein hostage in one of the stalls at Fieldens to perform sexual acts on his tranny clients to help him maintain his yearly "six income figure". It is rumored that Yarab has gone into hiding, taking Weinstein with him to continue operating his gloryhole business and maintain his tranny clientele. Speculation has it that they are hiding out in Yarab's favorite eatery, "Nacho Mamas"
G.A.Y.'s Fantasies
G.A.Y.'s secret entries into his diary entitled "G.A.Y. Tales" the following are dreams and fantasies of G.A.Y.'s
"My idea of paradise is being in the candy garden from Charlie and the Chocolate factory. Where I would run around the big garden, eating chocolate and beating off, and then when Charlie Bucket strolled through the garden, I would run out and expose myself, causing Charlie's grandpa to have a heart attack. Then I would say hi to the tranny oompa loompas, stick some snozberries up my ass, and then get bored of candy and head off to nacho mamas, harrassing a few young women on my way out."
"Plenty of times I have imagined my father gassing dogs to death by shoving their heads up my mom's (Loosey's) ass and then feeding her baked beans. I then see myself masturbating furiously while watching this"
Reverend Billy & George Yarid separated at birth?
When you think about the chances that anyone that looks like GG having another public access show that sucks as much as his you'd probably have a better chance of being the head stud of the playboy mansion. The similarities don't stop there. Reverend Billy has a co-host who is as creepy and as much of an attention whore as Kevin. They also get the exact kind of prank calls where Billy gets called fat. Like GG Reverend Billy has weak comebacks and is as equally slow witted as George.
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George Alexander Yarid
1307 Stoneycreek Drive
Richmond, VA 23238
July 16, 1968
His phone number isn't available for two reasons.
- 1) He keeps changing it anytime when he gets pranked.
2) No one wants to reach in the sweaty buttcrack of that beast for his cell phone after he's driven in his take-out-taxi all day.
Fuck it a number has been found (804)836-2016 baleeted due to prankitis. Here are some of his numbers 804-750-1473 & 804-741-2673. This is his latest phone number (804) 836-2016.
Update - George is changing his number again from being pwned by multiple trolls or as he says he "lost" his phone.
The Gorgeous Gallery
Gorgeous George Torrent 2014
Since George keeps on bawing to Mommy Youtube Serious Measures had to be instituted. This torrent has virtually every video that he has false flagged off teh interwebz. Also it's 22 GB (I didn't know they stacked shit that high). All the videos you need to troll him are right here which is helpful if you are a lazy bastard. So download it nao faggot.
See Also
- Antilulz
- Antisocial Personality Disorder
- Batshit Insane
- Chris-chan
- E-lawyer
- False flaggot
- Fat
- Gay
- Giant George, no relation
- Homosexual
- Hypocrite
- Internet Tough Guy
- Kaye Lazar
- lolcow
- Mad
- Mental disorders
- Narcissistic Personality Disorder
- Rage
- Sociopath
- stalker
- Streisand Effect
- Unfunny
- USI
- Victim Complex
- Joseph8276
External Links
- GG's Official Website (According to him it's still 2009)
- One of many of GG's Youtube accounts
- Make the slimy fatfuck say what you want, when you want, he loves it!
- Original "Something Awful" soundboard download
- The meeting place (on Facebook) for goons, the equivalence of a Nacho Mama's for the fatass
SA content
- Gorgeous George's debut music video, Rub Your Dongs With Your Daddy'
- Something Awful's October 2010 thread on GG's return
- Something Awful's 2010 thread on GG
- Something Awful's 2005 thread on GG
- An ex-coworker joins in
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