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Gorgeous George/Allies of teh Fat
You may wonder why anyone would defend a fat, gay, talentless, poor, rapist loving, criminal, social retard egomaniac. For teh lulz of course.
These people all have something in common and that's they are essentialy the same as GG and are just as fun to troll.
Angela Sander
Angela is a middle-aged teacher from Washington state, and was one of the first GG allies, commenting on his YouTube videos as slinkylady01. It was quickly evident that she wasn't just another GG sock puppet account, as her comments were written above a third grade literacy level. She whiteknighted GG, and left comments about GG being a smexy man, and how she looked forward to meeting him.
GG sent a message to what he thought was one of Brenda's accounts, lamenting that he needed a "winfall of dead presidents," and:
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making Angela a potential candidate for Axis of teh Fat.
When it comes to dealing with prank calls, GG could take a lesson from Angela's brother, Ken.
Brenda Bradshaw
Brenda Bradshaw is a 62-year-old washed-up has been of a psychic who has been wanting to get into GG’s pants for a long time because she can fit in them as well. She appeared on the GG Christmas radio show claiming that in 2011 some production company would pick up his show and syndicate it throughout the country (lol that’s not even in the ballpark of wishful thinking.)
Soon after the GG show was made, a goon made a video response which was lulz. Shortly after that, the double chinned psychic made a video response of her own, which she'd promptly remove due to how butthurt she got over the comments.
Over a week's time, Brenda battled the goons by putting up videos with bad clipart, but the goons persisted and fought the psychic valiantly. As a result, she has closed her main YouTube account.
When you think of GG what is the first thing that you think of? According to Brenda it's Heavy Metal, '90s style head banging, hamburgers and Taco Bell...Well at least shes got the fast food part right.
Here is a example of how insane Brenda is. The first thing you'll notice is that her chins of fat flock together. Also, she is as bloated as Elvis' obese corpse. She's also got a really bad case of clown lip (This was probably due to the fact that Tammy Faye Baker taught her how to put on make-up).
Brenda Bradshaw talks about the shroud of Turin_0002.wmv
Even though they are not related they both look and act alike in alot of ways. For example…
- 1. They both weigh as much as the average American 2 bedroom home.
- 2. They both have double chins that weighs as much as a Mack truck.
- 3. They both have that insane look in their eyes that would make Hannibal Lecter piss his pants.
- 4. They both think they are apex of beauty even though they are as ugly as Pat from SNL.
- 5. They both think they are the pinnacle of talent when in reality they are as talented as William Hung (but unlike William Hung they have never had a hit record or their 15 minutes of fame)
- 6. They both have tits that drag on the ground (likewise they both don’t wear a bra)
- 7. They both have really big fat hairy and flabby arms.
- 8. They both went to the Josef Goebbels school of propaganda.
- 9. They both wonder “What is causin’ all of this?”
Brenda has been quiet on the GG scene as of late, presumably too occupied with her habit of making new YouTube accounts because she forgot the password to the last one:
And did you know Brenda is an expert at reading names? (spoiler: the name George Yarid = doomed to a life of failure):
Links
rovestyakuto
Rovestyakuto is a fat furry loser (He weighs as much as the USS Ronald Regan) who still lives with his parents in Nebraska that always sticks up for GG. Usually trying to shame the goon loling at GG by saying stuff like “You guys are mean! BAWWW!”, “You guys have no life.”, etc. The problem is rovestyakuto has no life spending most of his time on furry boards. Here is one of his many quotes of fail from his live journal page.
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rovestyakuto livejournal page with plenty of lulz
ED Raid
On March 18, 2014 rovestyakuto along with Matt tried blanking the GG page under the name "Industry Standard". Unlike Matt who was just rage baleeting the page, rovest used subtle tactics of genuinely editing the article followed by a huge disappearance of the rovest section claiming "I'll add more to it later". Makes sense, you'll add more to it by rage deleting it. I guess you don't want your loved ones to know what a fat furry faggot you truly are. :D
Back to Fail in 2015
Since George can't pwn the goons on his own and Matt Wilson is too poor to afford to use anything but his UNIVAC and is retarded he recruited the furry which has been a major mistake because he has the observation skills of George Bush Jr. and the same sense of humor as Carrot Top. They have gone after the same target who is some fat faggot. What makes this lulzy is instead of attacking him with the truth they go after this queer with info that has been unproven or false many times before (e.g. Matt Wilson Gay Rage Quiting Incident, etc.) Truth takes a while to arrive Team GG because they still use Pony Express. Instead they repeat the same lies over and over hoping it will catch on which might work if they were remotely funny, but all they have been able to muster up is a failed opportunity to not use Meatspin, A video that they copied off the goons but in an antilulz way and comparing this fag to another tranny whose similarities in features is a round face.
Now you would think since Rovest was a troll, that his motives are for teh lulz. And you would be wrong. As usual he is mad that this faggot called him a furry (Lulz). rovest immediately started to whine on his videos and calling him mean for the things he said about George. Even though Eovest claimed that he didn't care, he posted comments non-stop for three days, then suddenly his comments vanished when he got pwned. He then went on his Google+ account and whined some moar. You can see that here.
If you are looking to save money on sleeping pills, you have come to the right place.
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Matt Wilson
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Matt is a pan faced sour Brit who thinks he is judge, jury and executioner + teh biggest hypocrite on teh internet to boot. He'll constantly tell you that he has pwned your ass when in reality everyone is laughing behind his back (especially on the SA forums). He also got fired for raging with his anger management issues as a baggage handler (He basically rages at a drop of a hat). Now he works at "uni" for a whole day a week.
Matt used to hate George with a purple passion now he just want to suck on GG's purple head. Matt used to make multiple videos making fun of him. Now he claims GG is teh shitz.
- Exhibit A
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In a lame attempt to take down the goons Matt has been making videos under the teller6666 account. He still makes videos using MS Paint & Windows Movie Maker. Even Grandmothers in their final stages of alzheimer's don't use those shitty programs. He made a video trying troll a goon. Matt said he's only going after these goons because only straight people who weigh 100 lbs. should be the only ones to make fun of GG. Not even Hitler's chosen race had such stringent standards. The problem is that goon no longer trolls GG and hasn't in years. Also he claimed that GG through magic got in to a facebook group when in reality he was let in for teh lulz just to see him go ape shit. Matt seeing the derpy mistake false flagged his own video and blamed it on the goons to create drama. He failed though mainly because everyone knows the goons aren't stupid enough to do that. Matt Wilson's lame trolling video
The real reason why Matt flipped was because a goon visited England and said it was a shit hole and the people are rude (If you've been to England you'll agree) this made Matt go in to a fury unlike any seen by a butthurt aspie before. Speaking of aspie someone trolling Matt made a video about our lord and savior. Kneel before your king of teh gods...Matt Wilson super troll
Matt Wilson is such a brave super troll that he set his teller6666 account on youtube private mainly because he knows once it is public butthurt will ensue. One reason it's private is because he favorited this video why diarrhea sucks. Like his idol GG he is obsessed with feces. After reading this Matt made his profile public to avoid teh super butthurtz and what a surprise the whole page has been made squeaky clean. He cleared out his favorites and every other video that would make him look like a hypocritical tool.
He also made a another butthurt video calling random people fat & gay. Sort of hard to take him seriously when he is defending GG who is also fat & G.A.Y. When it was uploaded to another channel he raged and took it down. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
He also has been leaving youtube PM's to people who he has blocked. Sort of hard to reply back to someone when that happens. Here is a PM he left to a happysnouthour. After reading this you'll see what a raging hypocritical butthurt maniac he truly is.
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So Matt we should be jealous of you because you're a janitor with a girlfriend who has been banned from every mirror shop in the UK due to her fugliness? Oh and don't forget he has been laid once. Let us be in awe of the one who has had the ability to give his sister ruffies. Even GG has been laid more than Matt...yeah it was through the use of Vegas whores, his dog Fontaine and Magic Matt dressing up in his Mom's clothes but has been laid more than Matt nonetheless.
Matt also claimed that he spends no time on the internet which is not true because last week he spent hours arguing with random idiots youtube. You see Matt people with a life don't do stuff like that.
In conclusion Matt wants you to worship a fat sweaty beast (Sort of like Matt's girlfriend) in Richmond because he knows best. He also thinks that since he has a below average job, below average video editing software and below average girlfriend that gives him carte blanche to whine and bitch as to who should be bitching about GG because in his mind having a below average life makes him better than everyone else.
Everyone please relinquish your soul and freedom for you have found true salvation with Matt Wilson.
- Matt issuing a challenge to one of the goons and ends up failing as usual
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Teller6666 Matt's first epic fail as a "troll"
When Matt left the Facebook group he got self-righteous and became GG's white knight. He created a whole youtube account just for teh baw. He went after Shon who was really respected in the group at the time. There were rumors that the real reason he left was out of jealousy as Matt was still making videos with WMM and wasn't nearly as talented as Shon. Proof of this would be the first videos he made where all he did was just throw a couple pics together and generic muisc.
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Once Matt made these videos he bitched to the goons as he had zero views. The fat guy in the video (AKA Shon) pwned him really good which caused him to rage baleet the channel and videos (which would be later reuploaded to another channel to remind him how unfunny he is. This is a cycle that he would repeat to this day bringing lulz to the masses
Matt's trolling tips for success
1) Make a youtube channel.
2) Go on to someone's youtube channel then whine and bitch (all the while being hypocritical).
3) Go to Windows Movie Maker on Windows XP and take 60 seconds to make a video.
4) Upload video and hope millions of trolls do my dirty work for me.
5) Wait...
6) Wait...
7) In frustration baw and send messages to teh enemies.
8) Baw when they pwn you.
9) ragequit EVERYTHING!
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11) Profit
12) Go back to step 1
Back for Moar Fail in 2014
So Matt failing with his epic lifting challenge is back after baleeting his 9,329,134,031,462,193,196,432,071,436,102nd youtube account. He decided to make a new video that literally no one cared about so he begged his enemies to see it. The video is nothing more than random images of people who he thinks are goons (Half of which haven't trolled GG in years) with two whole screencaps at the end which is suppose to pwn them. Like all of his other channels you can't comment on the video because that hurts little baby. Watch it nao before he rage deletes it again. You're welcome btw 'cause your insomnia is now cured.
Shortly after that he made another video. In it he uses boring text and 20-year-old memes. Here's the profound video description:
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Shortly after this a non-goon challenged him to the fight he wanted. Instead of standing up and being the internet tough guy he was braging to be he hid his tail between his legs and deleted all the comments and ran away thus failing once again.
Matt's 2nd attempt at blanking GG's ED page
Matt needing some moar attention decided that blanking GG's page again would be a genius idea. He went under the name "ShonSuxCox" (A troll who he is severely butthurt by).
Of course his revision didn't last more than two seconds before the mods kick his ass off teh webz. Way to go Matt! You are the true face of success to all the trolls.
Matt's Gay Sex Rage Quitting Incident
Matt deciding that failure was even moar alluring continued to troll the same guy who made him butthurt. This time going as far as being his friend on facebook and even having gay sex even though Matt says he is 100% straight going by the name Zach Macki. So Matt thought he pwned him good (even though he just had gay sex) and confronted him on youtube as being an "online masturbator" (yeah like no one jerks off on teh interwebz). The only problem was he was on to Matt and faked it with him thus the troll being trolled.
So Matt confronted Shon on masturbating online and of course got his ass handed to him. After being exposed on Facebook he rage deleted all known pages thus bawing with his tail between his legs again. :D
Below is the sizzling hot gay talk Matt had:
THE FOLLOWING SCREENCAPS WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO DIG UP LIBERACE'S CORPSE AND HAVE ANAL SEX THUS GIVING YOU MEGA AIDS
Matt's "scathing evidence" that Shon didn't know it was Matt (like anyone cares). Notice how Matt monotone Matt is. After all the trolls never cracks a smile and are serious.
Matt claiming victory over the goons
Naturally since Matt is a flaming aspie he wrote letters to everyone (like they care) that Shon was a glorious masterbator and Matt in his entire life never touched himself thus moar pure than Jesus. Therefore Matt is winnar. In this tl;dr letter Matt bitches about how everyone is worse than George (Even though Matt is an aspie scat fag which is totally not hypocritical of him at all). It is also fairly obvious that he saw the ED article as he mentions "Shon will say that I am gay". Really in the end Matt no one cares about what you say especially since you made most of the shit up and you had gay sex to try to prove your point.
Hi Goons! Just wanted to offer a quick prediction/reponse of whatever Shon has/will be telling you about recent events. I have been trolling you guys for well over a year with the Zach Macki account. Everything Matt Wilson related that has happened has been brought about by me, for my own amusement to see you guys still talk about it (although granted nobody gives a fuck anymore, apart from Shon) and occasionally get a little mad (Dani). I have many screenshots of Shon saying either how I am a useless troll, or that he is smarter than me or basically how I am a dumbass. Yet here I am, after over a year, not quite laughing my ass off, but certainly chuckling heartily. I even created a false Facebook profile of Matt Wilson, with a few bits of personal info visible to the public, such as where I live, where I work, and where I go to uni. Shon fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Even tried to troll me about working for Stobart lol. Why would those 3 bits of information be public and nothing else? Not even one picture? You’re so dumb Shon and ever so easy to trick. I would like to see how funny this is to you now. The other weekend, Shon decided to come onto me (as Zach) so I played along. Eventually, Shon began talking dirty, and proceeded to masturbate while taking to me on Facebook. I have attached a link below to the video on Youtube (which isn’t public, yet). Shon will no doubt tell you that he knew it was me, and that all along he was trolling me, not the other way round. Well let me just point out that in the other video link below, he is talking just fine to me, completely oblivious until I start talking about him being an online masturbator. Then, and only then, does he start saying ‘oh I knew it was you’. Do you think Shon is the sort of person who leave himself open to that sort of thing? Especially when it involves me? Do you think he would pretend to masturbate online? I knew it was trolling, because I knew who I was talking to. Shon wasn’t trolling, because he had no idea it was me. He thought he was masturbating to Zach. He will say I am gay, that I was masturbating perhaps, but let’s just think about that- I have been trolling him, and you, for a long time, and working my way through the ones who try to troll back, so I gain his trust, and I trick him into doing something like this, which has been the sole purpose of the last 18 months +. So Shon is saying that I took a golden opportunity to troll him, and just decided to have a wank instead, even though I was clearly going to upload the video online. The logic is far from impeccable. I mean, who would have a wank, record it, then put it online? Only someone dumb enough to jack off to someone they never met, or saw apart from pictures, and never heard talk would be THAT dumb. I really played you guys, but especially Shon. Another person that cracked me up was Chris. That guy is unbelievable! He was saying to you guys how brutal his trolling was of me. Not so. That guy quit because I managed to find out a lot of his personal info and pictures. You know how? Because when I created the fake GG accounts on FB, that guy added me……3 TIMES!!! Yet he and Shon couldn’t figure out between them that I must have access to hi FB account in order to get those pictures. LOL! So although Shon is saying he knew it was me, Chris was prepared to give me access to all his information on FB just to trick me into a false sense of security? No chance. The guy is way too insecure for that. The shit he pulled! a) Said I was weak, yet when I posted a vid and challenged him to beat it, he just changed it to… b) “you’re fat and ginger Matt”- yet I have pics of him and guess what? He is a fat, middle aged man, with pasty skin, and a bald head. And ginger by the looks of it. c) He tells me he is rich, but I find his address, and find that the value of his house (very recent valuation as well) was 175k. Average house price in Gaithersburg is over 700k. d) Tells me he has this hot latin chick girlfriend, yet she isn’t. Maybe to him, in his eyes, but she isn’t that hot. Poor guy. Also, you guys think I can’t laugh at myself. Incorrect. I sent you the link to that video of the British kid pretending he was fucking someone. Guy’s name was actually Matt lol. I sent it and said “lol look it’s Matt Wilson” and Shon sends me a link on Youtube, and I think he even put it on ED. Yes well done you relly got me there! I am well aware of my faults, well aware. I am not narcissitic, psychotic, neither do I have any mental disorders (unlike some of you guys who are on what seems to be mountains of meds). Shon- I can actually tie my laces too, amazing right? I have nothing against any of you guys, never did. I just grew out of the group and moved on. I also think you guys harass George, rather than troll him, but that’s your choice. It just wasn’t for me. That’s why I have no problem trolling the living shit out of Shon like this. Hehe, wanker. I would also like to point something out- you guys are happy to go for individuals. You thrive on it and actually think you’re these tough guys or whatever, I don’t know exactly what you think. But you definitely have a superiority complex when it comes to trolling. However, when you were trying to get the SA Facebook page to join the GG stuff again, they started to troll Ryan, saying things like “nice selfie Ryan- virgin spotted”, yet nobody did anything in retaliation. When you were outnumbered, you didn’t have the balls to actually do anything. Ryan just said “and so it begins” and you guys just fucked off and didn’t go back. You’re really a bunch of pussies, yes even you Nick. Oh, and you and Dani- just lol. You are 2 pathetic losers, it’s almost unreadable the shit you post. Just inbox each other you pair of dipshits lol. I’ve never seen such cringe worthy posts from anyone older than 13. Get a grip would ya? I can’t wait to see that relationship either last a year, or you both going off and killing lots of people because you have created a bubble world. I can see that coming. I just found a screenshot where Shon says to that Charles Bronson guy “oh yeah I am sure Matt will teach me a lesson”- well looks like you were right J If you insist on saying that this isn’t trolling btw, let me quote Shon himself in another screenshot- “well in the game of trolling you are supposed to get a rise out of someone and or show how they fail and expose it to the public and have a lol @ their expense…..but you can’t make me baw even if you had every single piece of info on me you can’t do it and it eats at you” Well, just the exposing bit left then. Guess I’ll make those videos public after all. For the record, I will be disabling comments because I know Shon will be desperate to continue this game as he has been made a fool of twice now by me (the other time was the professor incident) and it will piss him off more not being able to continue. He wil be desperate to try again to get me back, but I’m not going to let him. There is NO WAY I could top this, and no way he could get revenge now. I know that will piss him off incredibly. I won’t be checking the channel either. The only time I will be going onto Youtube in relation to these videos is if I get an email saying they were reported (I have no doubt they will). In that case, I will simply upload them again. You will have no way of contacting me, and you will have to accept that the last contact you and I had was where I made you to look like a fool, and an habitual masturbator. So Dani, next time you want to pretend like I was trying to get into your pants from 3000 miles away, just remember that my conversations with Shon that I am going to provide in the links, are all in context, and that he is the kind of person who would masturbate while on cam with someone, not me. Good luck with your ‘lives’ Youtube channel video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkNR3Smi9nQ&feature=youtu.be Shon wanking video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFJ40ryD5MA&feature=youtu.be
tl;dr Matt takes the interwebz way too seriously.
A Rebuttal From the Furious Masturbator in Question
Editorial- I just got ask to post this on ED since Matt has blocked all ways to get in contact with him. Since Matt will definitely rage from this I thought I should oblige.
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GG Gets In On The Action
Of course This wouldn't be lulzy unless GG didn't get involved. Shon trolled GG by asking him to send another mole to the facebook group. A few days later George responded back that he was the one that got pwned which of course wasn't the case. Matt made another low quality snorefest video claiming that he and George were not working together (even though they happen to have each others e-mail address). Notice how Matt still claims that Shon can't tie his shoe laces even though in the video responding to him proved he could just showing that Matt still can't admit being defeated. Also you got to love how Matt's mic levels are all distorted.
Matt's Aspie Gallery of Baw
Matt Infiltrates ED and Fails as usual
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Matt being the own male that will suck on GG's PP got to be on his radio show for his birthday (See "Happy Abortion Survival Day...OMG HE HAS A KNIFE 2015") Being the epic troll he claims to be posted this event to ED hoping to pwn teh enemies as the user Vcurams.
On the day of the show he texted GG throughout however like the French Matt surrender and didn't appear on the show making his ED infiltration a failure.
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Matt's Youtube channel BALEETED - Even though he has blocked people from commenting on the videos it's OK leave comments on his page. Be sure leave a comment on his aspergers. He loves that.
Matt's Facebook Page BALEETED - According to Matt's Facebook page he is a Truck Driver which explains all the roll overs they have in the UK.
Brandon Hardesty
Unlike the previous three MENSA Candidates Brandon is actually a D-List celebrity. Like a lot of high school drama geeks that move to Hollywood Brandon has had no formal training. He's mainly done TV pilots and independent films that tens upon tens of people have seen. His most famous role was playing a live action Cartman on South Park.
- Brandon is well on his way to becoming the next Jim Varney if you know what I mean
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The GG Connection/Documentary
Brandon first heard about GG on the SA Forums. Like what 95% of the people did at that time he trolled GG by making several videos. This enraged the fat fat pig and attempted to False Flag them. On a video where George dances with a hooker Brandon confronts GG openly for the first time.
Sometime in 2012 Brandon had a idea to do a documentary about the fat pig. Originally he was going to troll the hell out of him but GG didn't trust him so he had to change it telling people that he wanted to get all sides of the story and if GG fucks up that will be in the documentary. (In other words a boring piece of unbiased crap). To appease GG and throw the fat prick a olive branch he took down the videos about him.
Now it's been confirmed that GG and Brandon are nao friends. Brandon admits that he is using GG for documentary experience. Also the documentary will not mention any of GG's experience as a lolcow thereby making it unwatchable. No one will watch a documentary about a middle-aged obese man that does public access. It would be one thing if GG redeemed himself as a human being but even now he still stalks people on the internet, false flags videos and is as delusional as ever. Only a hipster cunt would see the kind of documentary Brandon Hardesty wants to make.
Brandon completed the documentary in January 2014 and is currently trying desperately to get it in a film festival. It is 30 minutes long and according to GG is the best documentary EVARS. George was so impressed with it that he gave Brandon the password to his GG accounts. It will be uploaded to youtube for tens upon tens of people to see.
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