TheFatJewish

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TheFatJewish (aka The Fat Jew aka FATJEW aka Fabrizio Goldstein aka Joshua Onassis aka Jewson Surandon aka 10,000 other names) (Powerword Josh Ostrovsky) is a thieving Jew neckbeard comedy hack and Internet hobo who squats on Zuckerjew's Instagram and this hairy obese specimen makes piles of money off of other people's work.

This fat kike media Jew, who resembles a homeless person who only wears sweatpant tracksuits found next to a dumpster (he's far too obese to climb into a dumpster), has nearly 6 million followers on Instagram (but we all know those numbers are grossly inflated, like his grotesque belly). This Internet dumpster diver is an industry leader in the Turning Screenshots Into Sponsorships sector, parlaying PRINT SCREEN into a "modeling career", a shitty book, deals with Burger King and Virgin Mobile, a shitty radio show on some shitty internet radio station, some kind of hobo wine, and making up to $2,500 in Jew Gold for a sponsored post on Instagram. TheFatJewish is the new Carlos Mencia, only fatter, with a hair tampon on his Jew head.

The thieving Jew and jokestealer Ostrovsky thinks of himself as an "aggregator" like Reddit or a cluster of grapes which he sits on and turns into shitty Rose wine. Aided and abetted by puff pieces in the Jew media, Ostrovosky was framed as a social media superstar and King of the Jews.

However, as soon as comedians found out he was Jewish, it wasn't long before comedians started calling out The Fat Kike for being a thieving Jew and a parasite.

In just another example of how Jews are parasites, Ostrovsky stole his nickname "The Fat Jew" from a summer camp counselor. His Wikipedia article may have been created in May 2011 by Ostrovosky himself (or his fiance/publicist Katie Sturino) under the username "Thefatmalemodel."

Objective reporting by the media

 
TheFatJewish explained
   
 
And to think that TFJ's just a nice Jewish boy who grew up with his radiologist father, nutritionist mother and a younger brother who’s now an amateur body builder who works at the Pentagon.
 

 
 

—Dana Schuster, New York Post, June 24, 2014

Praise for TheFatJewish

   
 
I’m not producing shit so you can make more money off of my work, no one is.
 

 
 

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he is a leech, he is a virus… He is pure trash.
 

 
 

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Most of us here know @fatjew is shit, but your FB friends might not.
 

 
 

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To me, what makes @fatjew so funny aren’t the stolen jokes he posts, but THE WAY he posts them.
 

 
 

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Theif!!!!!!!!!!
 

 
 

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Why do you guys continually give platforms to notorious content thieves like @FATJEW?
 

 
 

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The most appropriate title for @FATJEW‘s upcoming Comedy Central show is ‘Mind of Mencia,’ because talentless minds steal alike.
 

 
 

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