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Sharking

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Japan, a bustling nation sporting a healthy acquaintance with the hilarity of surprising a woman in a sexual manner. In a land where young girls are regularly molested on subways, it was only a matter of time before a trend such as sharking took hold.

Heinrich Himmler, contemplating how to shark this young little sailor.
A sharking animated GIF. Not photoshopped at all!

The Asian counterpart of happy slapping, sharking (or "panty pulling") involves running up to a random girl, lifting up her skirt, and pulling her panties down past her knees. The resulting symphony of girlish screams has likely been unparalleled in Nip-land since we dropped the bomb on those fuckers.


Note

Don't confuse this hilariously sexy prank with "shark with laser," which is just some old meme.

You can, however, shark with a laser. Try it out on your sister before attempting it outside your home.

Instructions

  1. Find woman wearing skirt
  2. Sneak up on her
  3. Lift up her skirt
  4. Pull down her knickers
  5. Rape (optional, but highly recommended)
  6. Run away
  7. ????
  8. PROFIT!!!

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Forms of Rape

Almost Rape πŸ’” Asking for it πŸ’” Ass Rape πŸ’” Baby Rape πŸ’” CΓ¦k RΓ¦p πŸ’” Cyber Rape πŸ’” Date Rape πŸ’” Ear Rape πŸ’” Fart Rape πŸ’” Gay Rape πŸ’” Prison Rape

Rapey Shit

Battle Raper πŸ’” Campus Rape Epidemic πŸ’” Clarissa πŸ’” Here Comes The Airplane πŸ’” Netorare πŸ’” Rape Checklist πŸ’” Rape Clock πŸ’” Rape culture πŸ’” Rape Day πŸ’” Rape dollars πŸ’” Raped Statistics πŸ’” Rape Kit πŸ’” RapeLay πŸ’” rape.sh πŸ’” RapeX πŸ’” Raping Little Suzy πŸ’” Sharking πŸ’” Stealthing πŸ’” You Gonna Get Raped

[No means no!Moar ræp plox!]


Fake Rape Victims

April Fletcher πŸ’” Bill Cosby Accusers πŸ’” Brock Turner's Drinking Buddy πŸ’” Charlotte Eloise Smith πŸ’” Crystal Shinkle πŸ’” Cyntoia Brown πŸ’” Eleanor de Freitas πŸ’” Emelia Holden πŸ’” Emma Sulkowicz πŸ’” Erica Kinsman πŸ’” Farrah Abraham πŸ’” Jackie Coakley πŸ’” Jennifer Marie Baquing πŸ’” Heather Lind πŸ’” Jessica Leeds πŸ’” Kesha Rose Sebert πŸ’” Kicesie πŸ’” Kurt Eichenwald πŸ’” Lena Dunham πŸ’” Magz πŸ’” Michael Gimson πŸ’” Michael Jackson's Playmates πŸ’” Nikki Joly πŸ’” Trump Rape Accusers πŸ’” The Unrapeable πŸ’” Vigouroux


Real Rape Victims

Noone


IRL Rapists & Sexual Predators

Al Franken πŸ’ž Andi Dier πŸ’ž Australians πŸ’ž The Batman Rapist πŸ’ž Bill Clinton πŸ’ž Bubba πŸ’ž Carter Reynolds πŸ’ž Dan Schneider πŸ’ž Dr. Date Rape πŸ’ž George Takei πŸ’ž Glenn Beck πŸ’ž Harvey Weinstein πŸ’ž Herman Cain πŸ’ž John Kricfalusi πŸ’ž Josef Fritzl πŸ’ž Kurt Eichenbald πŸ’ž Laurelai πŸ’ž Lena Dunham πŸ’ž Mohammed πŸ’ž Rapefugees πŸ’ž Russell Brand πŸ’ž Sean Windingland πŸ’ž Stormy Daniels πŸ’ž Ron Corcoran πŸ’ž The Krassenstein Brothers πŸ’ž Tyler Malka πŸ’ž Wallace Spencer πŸ’ž Zoe Quinn


Fictional Rapists

A RAPE SPIDER πŸ’ž 8-Bit George Armstrong Custer πŸ’ž Donald Drumpf πŸ’ž Pyramid Head πŸ’ž RAPE APE πŸ’ž The Rapeman πŸ’ž Rape Rodent

Featured article November 5, 2005
Preceded by
16 year old girl
Sharking Succeeded by
At least 100 years ago