Adam Sessler

Adam Sessler aka Adam Cokeler, Adam Cancerler, and Adam Cuckler, was once-upon-a-time a former co-host of a decent video game show X-Play with his partner Morgan "Manjaw" Webb that aired on G4TV at least 100 years ago. After G4TV cancelled all gaming-related shows including X-Play and replace it with much shittier non-gaming shows like COPS until G4TV gets canned on December 31st 2014, Adam decided to flush his gaming career down the toilet and walk his new path as a cocaine user, a social justice warrior, a male-feminist ally against the alt-right, a tranny pornstar, and a mindless cuck orbiter of his druglord & savior Zoe Quinn. In short, his new career before & during GamerGate is a fucking lolcow.

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Cocaine side effects during E3 interviews.

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Do you even snort coke?

And now here's your host, Adam Sessler! About missing Pics

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  Hey Adam what's that on your chin? Oh it's your other chin!
• Arrested by fatties for possessing the wrong kind of coke. Diet Coke.
  Arrested by fatties for possessing the wrong kind of coke. Diet Coke.
• Adam now realizes that cock goes here and there.
  Adam now realizes that cock goes here and there.
• He's old, he's cold, and he's forever alone.
  He's old, he's cold, and he's forever alone.

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• Ass-patting Zoe Quinn's successful launch of her Crash Override Network book on Twitter since he is involved with the book.
  Ass-patting Zoe Quinn's successful launch of her Crash Override Network book on Twitter since he is involved with the book.
• I prefer the Majora's Mask meteor instead.
  I prefer the Majora's Mask meteor instead.
• Nothing like a nice hot cup of semen with his favorite Antifa coffee mug.
  Nothing like a nice hot cup of semen with his favorite Antifa coffee mug.
• Is Adam so cool with his shades on?
  Is Adam so cool with his shades on?
• *tips fedora*
  *tips fedora*

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With your hosts, Adam Sessler and Tranny Webb! About missing Pics

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• Adam & Morgan looking good as usual.
  Adam & Morgan looking good as usual.
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• Getting Pure-TS's attention if they play Overwatch.
  Getting Pure-TS's attention if they play Overwatch.
• Still using the same tactics.
  Still using the same tactics.
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External Links

•  AdamSessler - Adam Sessler's Twitter
• Spiketrap - Co-founder of Spiketrap
• A Kiwi Farms thread dedicated to Adam Sessler

See Also

• G4TV
• Attack of the Show
• X-Play
• GamerGate
• Drugs
• Traps
• Zoe Quinn - Adam's drug dealer and part of the Crash Override Network book staff. Still not enough to be rewarded with sex.
• Jim Sterling - Both Adam and Jim are not only cucks but butt buddies as well. That's how Adam became a chubby chaser.

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