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Heather Lind

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Heather Lind Born 22 March 1983 is another no name actress, not even famous enough for most people to even know who the hell she is or what for shit Tv show she is on, because no one was even aware that AMC had a show called Turn: Washington's Spies with her in it. She actually, seriously, believes that if she follows the past press fad concerning how women begged our Great god emperor to grab their pussies or the more current fad of libtards having to turn on one of their own like Harvey Weinstein because it got to big to ignore and goes on and on about how an almost 90 year old, crippled and senile Former Preseident George HW Bush Almost raped her from his wheel chair when he grabbed her ass and told her a dirty joke, more than 4 years ago, in 2013, that she'll instantly jump straight up into the big times and become a household name like Tom Cruise, without all the crazy getting attached to her name. Lind believes that in a matter of months she'll be getting the big roles when she gets her 15 minutes of fame being the mouth piece for women's group teaching America's little girls that it's only alright to be a Democratic president's fuck toy.

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According to Heather, this is where George grabbed her ass


Who The Hell Is Heather Lind

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No one really knows as she wasn't ever worthy of having a Wikipedia article until 25 October 2017 when she became relevant and it came out that a Former Americunt President, that wasn't a member of the democratic party, grabbed her ass and told her a dirty Joke.
All anybody knows is that she was born in Pennsylvania, has a twin sister named Christina Bennett Lind that is slightly more talented, better looking and famous than her. Heather Lind also had a small role playing Margaret Thompson's maid in the HBO series Boardwalk Empire. As an actress there is nothing outstanding about her or her career, voice actors have earned more recognition.
Most people have probably never even heard of her up until now and the only reason she is showing up on ours or anyone's radar is because she claimed Former U.S. President George HW Bush grabbed her ass. In exactly one week and a day America will have forgetten that she ever existed if they haven't already.

Almost Raped

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Heather Lind was terrified of this. I Guess the thought of rolling him down a flight of stairs never crossed her mind.

Unlike every woman that has every been at a retirement home, or what kids today are calling Nazi Death Camps For The Old, and had a colostomy bag in a wheel chair try to impress them with a Dirty Joke while touching a little ass simply for the reason because it wasn't drooping past her ankles - Heather Lind is unwilling to let it go.
Being 90-years-old, on oxygen, senile and first welcoming her as his daughter, Former President George HW Bush is obviously in full control of all his mental facilities and should be dragged through the mud as punishment a full 4 years after the event because some never was, almost in her 40s actress is trying to put her carreer on the same life support machine that Former President Bush's care givers plug him into every night because it is winding down and the liberal media is more than willing to give her the chance to reignite her career because the current presidential administration is unpopular with them.
Like every girl that has been told "What do you want us to do", sarcastically by a police detective when trying to report a guy that was dry rubbing her ass with his hard dick, through their clothes, on the subway - girls really need to get it through their little heads that the law doesn't change simply because the person is more important and belongs to a political party that they don't support.

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