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2018
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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It's 2018 and most of the Golden Age memes are over a decade old. 2017 has ended up just as crazy as 2016. With escalating tensions between the United States and Best Korea, World War III would be likely to happen this year. Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Dramatic events from 2018
January
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- Rich Americunt Logan Paul uploads a controversial YouTube video of him exploring a Suicide Forest in an Azn country known as Japan which shown dead body as he was approaching it while laughing after he saw it. It was also used as Clickbait in the thumbnail. The video was removed not by YouTube but Logan himself after receiving criticism from the audience. YouTube was actually promoting the video. Any videos re-uploaded by any normal YouTube is removed via Community Guidelines.
- H&M creates a massive shitstorm after a photo of a black kid with a "Coolest Monkey In The Jungle" hoodie was on their website, causing many celebrities to quit H&M and for total butthurt to ensue. Soon after that, H&M stores in South Africa were peacefully protested by the very peaceful protesters.
- MagicGate continues on as The Quartering gets his channel Shoah'd by Jewtube as Wizards of the Coast performs damage control on them enabling sex offenders as judges for their lame card matches. Ironically, he wins by forcing the organization to FINALLY require background checks on their judges to ensure they aren't child fuckers.
- On 7 January 2018 the Democratic Party Exposed itself as an evil organization, that is secretly run by Jews, when it made a subliminal Twitter post, aimed at weak minded voters to get them to elect more Jewish wimmins and ignore Whites
- Dangerous Shithole Country El Salvador records it's rare first day without murder in over 2 years.
- Matthew Nicholson spergs out and shoots his Mom in the head because he blames her coming into his basement apartment for the reason he lost a game and his throwing and breaking his headset.
- River Jumper Juanita Gomez was found guilty of the 2016 murder of her daughter when she shoved a Crucifix down her throat because Juanita thought her daughter was possessed.
- The U.S government is shut down for a pathetic three days because the Jew-owned Democrats, led by none other than Schumer✡, are hard-pressed to save their precious foreign national voting block (exclusively Beaners, Moslems, and Niggers) by protecting DACA and other Semitic subversion tactics, effectively ignoring their own citizens and throwing a temper tantrum to save their only chance to win in the 2018 elections. However, any suffering caused by this petty faggotry will be on their hands, not that they care. Ironically, after Schumer cucked like a little bitch, thousands of entitled illegal Beaners took to the streets to whine about not getting free shit from the gringos, with a large group attacking Schumer as well.
- Meanwhile, at the same time across the country, millions of ungrateful and truant sluts, THOTs, and whores march against the white men who allow them their 'rights' and 'freedom' in the first place to whine and complain about stupid shit that has little to no effect on their lives, completely ignorant that they are enjoying the most privileged environment of their useless lecherous existences made by the wasted sacrifices of the men who died to give these cunts the rights to fuck freely, kill their babies, and destroy their own countries.
- Paul Nehlen gets censored by ZOG after he shitposts on Twatter and names the International Jew by pointing out Jewish dominance in the U.S. Media. Naturally, these privileged kikes have a massive temper tantrum and call Nehlen an "anti-Semite" simply for criticizing Jews and using THEIR anti-white made up tactics on them.
- Fucking CNN, the King of Fake News, puts out a retarded article praising the virtues of being a god damn cuck.
- 28 January 2018, Sweedish entrepreneur Ingvar Kamprad, that is best known for that craptastic furniture brand (Ikea) which most would describe as being one step up from taking a couch home you found on the side of the road, died at 91.
February
- The NAACP fired Rachel Dolezal on 2 February 2018 because she's not black.
- The White House releases the FISA document, detailing how a 4chan prank document involving Trump pissing in a bed in a Russian hotel was used by Steele to get approval to spy on Trump for any 'collusion' between the two parties. It also details how the DNC PAID for the document to be used to get dirt on Trump, thereby blowing up the Russia hax0ring hoax once and for all.
- 4 February 2018 SJWs whine and cry about an MLK speech being used in a Dodge Ad during the Super Bowl. Prince fans whine and cry about Justin Timberlake's Super Bowl Half-Time show calling his Prince tribute insensitive and "Not what Prince would have wanted". In minor Super Bowl news, Philadelphia beats New England with a final score of 41 - 33.
- Uma Thruman goes after Weinstein again, and in the process, Tarantino is exposed for being a defender of child rapist Roman Polanski.
- George Soros interferes in the Brexit Referendum by donating 400k pounds in an anti-Brexit referendum. The goyim notice this and criticise him and the Jews cry about alleged "anti-semitism".
- Paul Nehlen gets kicked off of Twitter by Jack and the terrorist organization known as the ADL for noticing too many things, effectively making Twitter and the ADL responsible for interfering in the political elections of Wisconsin, especially after making fun of the Cheddar Man dark skin and sharing a video explaining the Jewish role in the pornography industry. The alt-right begin to support him by changing their avatars and names to Paul's face and name, causing more sperging from the ADL.
- North Korea Joins the Olympics tries to steal the spotlight with their charm by sending Kim Jong Un's ugly evil sister.
- Lulzy Communist Mexicunt Nicolas de Jesus Cruz was suspected that he has shot up a school on Valentines Day, Pwning 17 people. Some claim he wasn't a lulzy perpetrator. He was charged with 17 counts of murder and if confirmed he'd receive a death sentence.
- It is later revealed that the FBI and the police were REPEATEDLY warned about Cruz being a psycho, but obviously didn't do jack shit, allowing it to happen so whiny child soldiers David Hogg and some spic chick to be used by CNN to violate the Second Amendment. - The head of the NRA blames "European Style Socialists" for the gun grab, of which the Jews chimp the fuck out and cry about 'anti-semitism'. The NRA sees a massive rise in membership enrollment despite the attacks.
| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 2017 |
2018 | Succeeded by 2019 |
