Cory Booker

Cory Anthony Booker (a.k.a. Spartacunt) is a batshit crazy Democrat politician who is notable for being the former mayor of Newark, New Jersey, the current junior United States Senator from the post-apocalyptic hellhole of New Jersey and for having a short-lived stand-up comedy career under the alias of Keegan-Michael Key. Cory is also known for pretending to be a huge feminist and an avid supporter of wimminz rights despite the fact that he's confessed to almost raping a teenage girl in 1992.

Cory Booker is known to suffer from intermittent bouts of extreme homicidal rage and has a severe case of chronic unwarranted self importance that has resulted in him referring to himself as "Spartacus" and then blatantly lying in front of the entire Jewnited States Senate in a desperate bid for the attention that he craves.

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• Almost raped
• Obongo
• Dianne Feinstein

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