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Spirit Halloween

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Spirit Halloween✡ is the store that you go to to buy overpriced Halloween decor and knock-off costumes. Owned by the Spencer's company, (yes - that Spencer's) they can be found located in the spot of the defunct department store that just got their building foreclosed on yesterday or any other small business that's going put of business thanks to ((( larger companies ))).

Spirit Halloween is also a nice place to buy home decor if you're a "spooky-type" weirdo: After their clearance sale, that is - unless you're a rich bitch, don't bother.

History

Spirit Halloween was originally a regular faggy old dress shop and in the fall months, the owner would try to exploit Spooktober fans by switching it up into a Halloween costumes store. Of course, this would prove to be popular; ((( TOO POPULAR ))), in fact and the manager/owner eventually just shifted focus to becoming a straight-up Halloween-focused store.

The store began to expand into other locations, mostly shithole-strip-malls at first. In 1999, world famous sex toy shop novelty gift store "Spencer's Gifts" company bought out the company, making the owners "an offer they couldn't refuse" (some would allege that the store owners were offered certain favors.)

Present Day Spirit

   
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It's a physical manifestation of Halloween. You're driving to work and you see a Spirit Halloween pop up — and it's like, 'OK, it's happening,
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—singer Nick Lutsko to NPR

   
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Today’s Spirit is pretty much a bottom-feeder business that works only at the expense of other stores; if there weren’t vacant storefronts, this business wouldn’t exist.
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—Rachel Quednau, program director for Strong Towns (as of September 2021) (Archived!)

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