Zoroark

Zoroark is a crappy rip-off of Renamon that Nintendo decided to shit out one day to provide fan service to the furfags. Zoroark, being an anthropomorphic anime fox, with a long, emo ponytail, was embraced by the furniggers even before they knew what the hell it looked like. Besides being a shittier rip-off of an already shitty Digimon, Zoroark is also the Oreo Pokémon, an "Oreo" being a reverse wigger (a nigger who wants to be white). One can tell Zoroark is an emo and an oreo because of its Dark-colored fur, its painted-red claws, and its ugly, emo hairstyle that would make Captain Ponyhawk flinch. And because it is essentially an emo Digimon, it has earned the name "Emomon". It even has a baby form called Emochu (aka Zorua). To make things even more hilarious, it's listed as a "Dark-type Pokemon," proving that "Dark" doesn't always mean emo in Nintendo's Kawaii Desu Poké-Fun Land.

THIS is why Nintendo created Zoroark.

Stats?

The game hasn't even come out yet, but according to the official encyclopedia of rabid, basement-dwelling Pokéfags, it is a "Dark, Illusory Fox Pokémon" and its special ability is "Illusion." Here's the full description:

	“	Zoroark is a bipedal fox-like Pokémon, and mainly grayish-brown in coloration with red and black accents. It has a pointed snout and ears, the insides of which have red coloration. Zoroark also has some red rimming its eyes and mouth. Zoroark has a large, voluminous mane, primarily red in coloration but with black tips. The mane also somewhat resembles a ponytail, as a greenish bangle down its length separates a mass of the mane from the lower portion. Zoroark has a black ruff on its upper body, pointed at the shoulders from which its arms extend. Its upper arms are thin, whereas its lower arms, while still slim, are bulkier. The arms have spiky extensions of fur at the shoulders, and Zoroark's three claws, as well as the claws on its feet, are red in coloration.	„
	—Thank you, nerds....

Send in the Furfags

Yes, upon seeing Zoroark, the furry fagdom collectively creamed themselves even more so than the auragasm that occurred when they first saw Lucario. They ran off to their Digimon sketchbooks, jizz-stained keyboards, and $800 tablets, to create Zoroark OCs, write crappy Zoroark fan fiction, and draw AS MUCH FUCKING ZOROARK PORN AS POSSIBLE! Below is just a sample of the insanity to come, and, not surprisingly, most of the Zoroark porn is gay, this is because, as we all know, all furries are either gay, in the closet, or are female and see zoroark as the ultimate furry bishie.

Brace yourself.... About missing Pics

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  With claws that sharp, that oughta hurt like hell...also, bishie syndrome...
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  Nothing wrong with cubs, eh, furries?
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  ZOROARKxLUCARIO 4EVA <3 <3 <3
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  SEE? THEY LUV EACH OTHA!

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  Wait to find out what it looks like?! BUT WE WANNA FAP NOW!!!
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  Bonus points for drawing it raping your OC
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  ZOMG so kawaii
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  ITS AWWWWWWRIGHT!
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  ALSO AWWWWWWRIGHT!
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  OK, SERIOUSLY...
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  ...THIS IS GETTING REALLY CREEPY...
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  ....FOR THE SAKE OF SANITY, KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!
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  MORE RAPE!
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  ...and one for the rubberfurs....
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  More of Zoroark and Lucario....WHY?
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  OVER 9000 HOURS IN MS PAINT!!!!!
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  The rare and elusive female Zoroark.
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  This kind of art can only come from the mind of a talented and gifted 12-year-old.
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  If you came, please shoot yourself, if not, have a complimentary barf bag and enjoy your stay on ED.

See also

• AGNPH
• Krystal
• Pokémon
• Gardevoir
• Lopunny
• Lucario
• Yiff
• Niggers
• Furniggers
• Digimon

Zoroark is part of a series on Pokémon [Gotta catch ’em all!Who’s that Pokémon?]
A FUCKING POKEMON Abra	Aggron Aggron	Alakazam Alakazam	Bidoof Bidoof	Blastoise Blastoise
Braixen Braixen	Charizard Charizard	Cloyster Cloyster	Ditto Ditto	Empoleon Empoleon
Empoleon Espeon	Garchomp Garchomp	Gardevoir Gardevoir	Hypno Hypno	Jynx Jynx
Jigglypuff Jigglypuff	Kadabra Kadabra	It's a Kirby, retard Kirby	Koffing Koffing	Lanturn Lanturn
Cunnilingus Lickitung	Lopunny Lopunny	Lucario Lucario	Lugia Lugia	Metapod Metapod
Mewtwo Mewtwo	Mistystuffer Misty	Mudkip Mudkip	Twitch Plays Pokemon Omanyte	Pikaman Pikaman
Pokemon Go Pokémon Go	Swirlface Poliwhirl	Porygon Porygon	Primeape Primeape	Probopass Probopass
JustinRPG Reshiram	Riolu Riolu	FUCK_YEAH_SEAKING Seaking	Shaymin Shaymin	Shiny Pidgey Shiny Pidgey
Slowpoke Slowpoke	Smugleaf Smugleaf	Snorlax Snorlax	Snover Snover	Squirtle Squirtle
Suicune Suicune	Vileplume Vileplume	Xatu Xatu	Zoroark Zoroark

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