Dongforce

IRC.MARACT.US #DONGFORCE

#dongforce is an IRC haven for trolls, bots, and the clinically insane that, since its incarnation, has been responsible for a massive drop in the collective IQ of the internet community, targeting #ed, Twitter, freenode, and other such abominations. Residents of this internet sanitarium for the mentally ill include Elvis, Andres, Rory, hex, Phobos, Hipcrime and Meepsheep. Dongforcers are often seen hailing BASEDGOD in preparation for holy assaults on brony and furry IRCs.

History

Another image good for usage in irc spam attacks

dongforce was conceived by Elvis after reading about the glory days of bantown and attempting to revive them. He quickly began scheming and invite-spammed the fuck out of everyone till they either joined or ignored him. However, it could be said that the true spirit of the dongforcers was awakened with Mu and the free Steve movement on Freenode, as well as the complete and utter destruction of Bill9929.

Pastimes

Dongforcers' pastimes often include:

Flooding IRC with ASCII
Collecting intel on IRC networks
Redirecting canternet chatters to Last Measure
Drawing OC about dongs
Oper abusing
Dongtweets

links

Fun with pictures

Over the course of its history, dongforce has linked up with several irc networks (currently with tsukihi), either resulting in lulz, devastation, or some odd combination of the two.

NCF

After departing from lulznet, dongforce first linked with darkest desires, aka IHM's network. This movement was obviously doomed from the beginning as it ran inspircd instead of the God-tier unreal (heavily modified) that dongforcers are used to. A displeased snape quickly begged his Anon friends to packet the network, resulting in rage from both parties. Constant freenode runing/spamming brought heavy attention to the network, particularly #dongforce rather than IHM's other channels. Deciding that it was "taking attention away from the main channel", IHM had dongforce juped and the forcers returned back to wtfux (briefly).

drugNet

Later on, dongforce linked with soli's net "drugNet". During this link an extreme amount of ddos attacks and netsplits occurred. The entirety of the time there was spent eating up packets from krashed's compromised cisco routers. This period did not last long due to the levels of e-drama exhibited by the residents at drugnet.

tsukihi

Current location, abundant in beautiful trannies.

Freenode

dongforce's ansi tribute to kloeri

dongforce has perfected such a way of enraging freenode opers (particularly kloeri, by registering perfectly legitimate channels and calmly promoting them in #freenode, #ubuntu, and related channels. this has resulted in the banning of a likely hundred channels, including #dongforce, ##dongforce, #trannies, #H.I.T.L.E.R, #wiseau, and related.

03:31   aggrav8d: what!?
03:31   aggrav8d: what do you want?
03:32   aggrav8d: stupid spambot.
03:32  <-- aggrav8d [[email protected]] has left #dongforce ( )
03:36  --> boxbeatsy [[email protected]] has joined #dongforce
03:37   maractus: hi
03:47  --> spammer [[email protected]] has joined #dongforce
03:47   spammer: ji
03:47   spammer: hi
03:47   spammer: any spammer here?
03:48  <-- spammer [[email protected]] has left #dongforce ( )
03:49  <-- bubblebuddy [[email protected]] has quit (K-Lined)
03:49   kloeri: since you guys won't take a hint and stop the spamming I'm closing this channel
03:49  --- kloeri sets modes [#dongforce +Pi]
03:49   maractus: whos spamming?
03:50   kloeri: you should be able to guess that on your own
03:50   maractus: look our irc is always under attack from irc.grove.bz
03:50   maractus: some dumb meta trolsl
03:50   maractus: *trolls
03:50   maractus: i think the spam can be counteracted without the closing of this channel
03:50   kloeri: and now you no longer have to worry about this channel
03:50   maractus: ok then (?)
03:51   kloeri: the real question is if your other channels should also be closed but we'll find out soon enough 
                I guess
04:04  --- kloeri has changed the topic to: This channel is closed due to spam
04:04  --- kloeri sets modes [#dongforce +t]

solo enterprises

Fitting

An African American Informant for the FBI attempted to log all the communication for future informant use. TKN_BOT_II was exposed by dongforce as being an agent for selling out logs. In response, the nigger hacker attacked the man at the helm of dongforce by having his irc privileges revoked. The trolls at dongforce exposed the African American informant by using a form of irc propaganda not known to outsiders. The nigger informant can still be idling in #ed to this day.

Dongtweets

A common past-time of all forcers is dongtweeting, that is, cloning a Twitter profile and tweeting absolutely terrible shit at the target's parents, employers, friends, etc in the same fashion as a classic MySpace Adventure. Historic targets include SheWolf, Sethisto, and WeatherManKevin.

A perl package has also been constructed for doing this with ease.

Dongtweeting of Sethisto's dad

Dildomail

Dildomail is hipcrime's mail service, a tribute to loldongs, and the official inbox of all forcers. One can only achieve a @dildomail.com account after pledging themselves to the dongforce cause and receiving a kline from freenode.