Anti-Americanism

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Anti-Americanism is a trend that is widely accepted by about 99.8% of the world, including half of the citizens of the United States of America themselves.

This bear says: "America is bad, and your mom's a hoe".

Attacking the messenger.

Americans giving up their tires to save your sorry asses in WWII

The Drama Unfolds

Anti-Americanism is a potent force for generating retarded drama. Not even ED itself can escape its idiocy. In fact, studies show that 99.999% of ED users who encounter this page take damage to their IQ, which ends up making their already incoherent, rambling edits even more moronic.

Causes of Anti-Americanism

Much anti-Americanism is generated from the fact Americans cant fukin spell.

• Fear: Because America is taking over teh World.
• Jealousy: Because America is way better than your shitty country.
• Revulsion: Because Americans know America is better than your shitty country and are constantly in your face about it.
• Evolution: Because the sludge on Earth coalesced into a machine capable of understanding.
• Peer Pressure: Because your friends hate America too.
• Idiocy: Because Americans know how to properly conjugate words such as deserve, as well as win the most Nobel Prizes.

A Possible Solution

Denial, ask the haters: "Why do you hate America?". Or even consider talking about it using foreign arguments.

Haz Arguments

• Eurofag / Asian argument:
  • A fact or assertion offered as clarification.

• French / Latin Argumentum:
  • A variable in a logical or mathematical expression whose value determines the dependent variable.

• British argument:
  • A discussion in which reasons are advanced for and against some proposition or proposal.

• Americanistic argument:
  • Forpay of gun fight.
  • Anything that kills rational discussion dead.

See Also

• Why do you hate America?