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ISIS

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Following the American withdrawal from Iraq, a group of batshit insane Arabs decided that they didn't like their government, and so set about creating their own, called ISIS. ISIS, also known as the Islamic State in Iraq and in Sham, The Islamic state in Iraq and in the Levant, ISIL, and Sweden are a group of crazed sandniggers that are currently pwning most of Iraq and Syria. Like all terrorists, ISIS records its videos with potatoes, requiring jihadis from Britain to make their videos with shitty Instagram filters. The group is led by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. Isis plans to create a caliphate that will spread from Iraqi/Syrian region to Austria, Morocco, India, parts of China, the entire Middle East, and Parts of Africa, assuming they don't get eventually rekt by Assad. They are even recruiting from Britfagistan, including 16 year old girls to provide jihadi brides. The anguished cries of "Too old!" have proven numerous.

Their incredibly shitty flag.
lol no
Not to be confused with ISIS classic

Social Media

Learning from their child brides, ISIS members have the developed a compulsion to post every aspect of their lives on Twitter or Instagram. Unlike your typical teenage camwhore, however, ISIS tweets tend to be quite lulzy, often involving the beheading of government officials, and the theft of American tanks and kittens. The holy warriors of ISIS may be brutal psychopathic murderers, but they are not without a sense of humor. They shopped a picture of the First Negress after stealing equipment the U.S. had originally given to Iraq.

 
 

 

Batshit insane, yet still hilarious


Achievements

They have succeeded where W failed by finding Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction. No, really.

Links

See also


 

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