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Assigned Male
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Assigned Male is a shitty webcomic about Stephen, an 11-year-old boy who calls himself "Stephie" and thinks he's a girl. It was created by a Canadian tranny named Sophie Labelle (real name: Billie), who quite obviously has no idea how children speak. The comics usually consist of Stephie babbling about "heteronormative oppression" and other stupid Tumblr bullshit in huge walls of text, and little else. It's also known for its odd focus on the genitalia of a young boy, as Stephie repeatedly informs the reader that even though he was born with a penis, he is a girl and doesn't have a "boy's body". Assigned Male is essentially Billy the Heretic written from the opposite end of the political spectrum, as both are political propaganda pieces with shitty art that feature a young boy as the protagonist who is supposed to be "wise beyond his years," but instead just comes across as a spoiled brat.
"Plot"
The comic's full title is Assigned Male: The Incredible Adventures of Stephie (who happens to be trans). This is almost totally inaccurate. No "incredible adventures" are ever actually seen (though "incredible" is accurate if one uses the outdated definition of "not credible; hard to believe; unbelievable"), and "happens to be trans" implies that this aspect of Stephie's character is a simple afterthought. Nothing is further from the truth. Assigned Male consists of little more than Stephie and her band of homo friends regurgitating propaganda that they read on Tumblr in walls of text, using words that no 11-year-old would ever use, and Stephie going on and on about how he's a girl even though he was born with a penis. It rivals fellow shitty webcomics CTRL+ALT+DEL and Sonichu in terms of overuse of text walls, but it's so much worse than either of them due to the fact that it spouts off retarded Tumblrisms in a misguided attempt to educate the reader.
Characters
- Stephie: The main character, and the author's self-insert. Born as Stephen, Stephie is a spoiled, pretentious 11-year-old tranny who forces this fact down the throats of everyone
shehe meets... just like every other tranny who ever lived. A sufferer of a very severe case of Special Snowflake Syndrome, Stephie is not content with anybody not knowing that he's trans, and will mention it any time he can...except for when somebody else says it, in which case, he gets triggered and locks himself in the bathroom like a little bitch, possibly because he didn't get to announce it on his own and get the attention he wanted. - Alice: Stephie's mother, and the main reason why he's such a pretentious little shit. Alice left her husband Martin and became a dyke, though she's never actually shown sleeping with women. Alice ridiculously spoils Stephie and bends over backwards for her whenever possible. She's friends with a bunch of homos and trannies, including a gay couple that includes a trans-man that gets pregnant.
- Martin: Stephie's father, who initially refuses to put up with his shit, so gets treated like a strawman by the comic. After getting pressured too much by his son and ex-wife, he finally caves and accepts Stephie's identity as a girl. He later joins a MRA group, but gets kicked out for not being an over-the-top portrayal of the evil patriarchy like the rest of the members are.
- Sandro: Stephie's friend, also known as Sandr@ or Sandrx. A little homo who cross-dresses and can inexplicably shoot laser beams from his eyes. He gets his ass kicked on a regular basis for being a faggot and makes Stephie butthurt by telling another girl that he's trans, despite the fact that Stephie himself never shuts the fuck up about it. Much like Stephie, Sandro believes that he is a special snowflake and chooses to identify as neither a boy or a girl, and uses "they, their, and they're" pronouns.
- Lea: Another one of Stephie's friends, who has little characterization outside of being black.
- Myrick: Stephie's intersex friend. She was born a girl, but wanted to be a boy instead. Stephie is hinted to have a crush on her.
Gallery of Shit
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Because who cares about your health if it goes against how you perceive yourself, right? Let's hope the little shit develops prostate cancer. -
He wants his son to stop being such a little faggot. Clearly he's a monster who should die. -
Stephie gets what he wants, and it's still not good enough. He's clearly a chronic victim. -
This is not an edit. The author actually believes that 11-year-olds speak this way. -
"I SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO KILL MINIMUM WAGE WORKERS WITH MY EYE LASERS IF THEY DON'T GIVE ME THE TOY I WANT!" -
Enjoy your prostate cancer, then. -
Unrealistic because Tumblrinas never stop thinking about that stuff, and 11-year-olds never start. -
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"Acronyms and abbreviations are the same thing, right?" -
Because an 11-year-old would know about the Stonewall riots
Parodies
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A more appropriate reaction to Stephie's bullshit -
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External links
- The comic on Tumblr
- The creator's Twitter
- The creator's creator's Facebook
- Bad Webcomics Wiki review of the comic
- The creator's attempted changes to the page
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