Cotton Ceiling

With the sudden surge of autards on dumblr switching from being "male" to being "lesbian" purely through force of whim, a new (exploitable) schism has grown up between the Trannies and the Lesbos.
Its called the Cotton Ceiling and it is what happens when hairy menfolk put on a dress and become Pretendbians, only to be rejected by girls who only like girls.

The Long Version

Think about the latest crop of Lolcows. Notice how many of them are fugly autists with obvious five-o-clock shadow and pancaked on foundation who declare themselves to be Trans....but don't go through the surgery to make their bodies match their "inner selves".
Sure, maybe they want to be keep peeing standing up and writing their name in the snow; but its mostly because they still want to fuck women with their sad, sad excuse for genitalia.
Y'see, after all those years of trying to pick up girls only to be told "No thanks, I'm a lesbian." They had a revelation. If they put on dresses and makeup and became "Lesbians" those girls couldn't try that gambit anymore. He could just answer "You're a lesbian, eh? Guess what...So am I!"
They tried being "men" and failed at that. So now, they try to be "girls".....and fail at that.
For awhile, this sad sequence of fail repeat over and over and over again; until one day, they actually started to actually hit on actual real lesbians. Offering their cock to actual lesbians. Let me repeat that, because it bears repeating: They started offering dick to girl who -- by definition -- aren't into dick.
Needless to say, the Dykes were totally uncool about it and starting rejecting the psuedo-men so savagely that the inner MRA/Conspiracy Nut that exists in every Y Chromosome was Triggered. Soon a Trans pornstar got rejected by a Lesbian pornstar and the War Began in Earnest!

Cavalcade of Deuling Butthurt

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The Shorter Version

It all started on a porn shoot. Drew Deveraux (who is a trans"female" -- note the sarcastic airquotes -- pornstar) was supposed to be in a porn scene with Lily Cade. Lily Cade is totally 100% lesbian and totally not interested in cock, like, at all. Not even "female" cock. So the scene never happened.
This rustled Drew Deverauxs jimmies (or whatever it is that a transfemale pornstar keeps in her scrotum) and she went on a self-righteous bitchfest about a "Cotton Ceiling" that prevents TransWomen from successfully docking with sweet, sweet lesbo-poontang.
Now, The trannies are all in an uproar because the refusal of cislesbians to drop trou on command is akin to Transphobia and misgendering and bigotry.
We all know that there is no greater sin than misgendering, amirite?
Well, except Vag-Hoarding, apparently.
Hearing that line of bullshit sent the lesbians into another uproar because the Trannies demanding that they drop trou on command is super-rapey Rape Culture of Rapey Rapeness.
Now every time the Lesbians say "I don't want cock. Any cock. At all. From anyone." the Trannies hear "You are not a real woman."; and now every time the trannies say "Aw, C'mon, just lemme stick it in...its good for the Movement. You don't want to look like you are a transphobe, do you?" the Lesbians hear "Oh, Look at the time...its Rape O'Clock!"
Nobody will budge an inch now. Both sides demand their other Check their Fucking Privledge. All the nonTrans Cishet scum all shake their heads is confusion.

The SUPERshort Version

[u]Pre-Op Trans[/u]: I now girl. You make snu-snu with me.
[u]Lesbo[/u]: Ewww...U hav Cawk.
[u]Pre-Op Trans[/u]: AM GIRL! U FUCK MY GIRL-COCK!
[u]Lesbo[/u]: NO LIKE CAWK!
[u]Pre-Op Trans: Y U NO WORSHIP GIRL-COCK! U TRANSPHOBE!
[u]Lesbo[/u]: CAWK IS ICKY!
[u]Pre-Op Trans[/u]: Well this is an undeniable example of the hypocrisy in the cisgender community, and their failure to see past the purely notional social construct known as "gender". Your constant misgendering of me is proof that you are worse than Hitler. Now stop playing "Hard to Get" and gimme that vag, you fascist oppessor.
[u]Lesbo[/u]:.....No like Cawk.

Key Quotes=

	“	"I’ve been beat up by a chick I once l “dated” because when she told me she was pre-op trans on the second date and while trying to hold back a panic attack, very calmly said “I have issues with male genitalia. Is it ok if we don’t get intimate genital-wise until you’re post-op?” and she went off on me, yelling at me saying I should enjoy her penis because its a part of her."	„
	—Dyke who was Almost Raped

	“	“Cotton Ceiling” is about TRANS women & OUR sexual exclusion b/c cis ppl believe we are not “real”!	„
	—Maybe because you aren't?

	“	"This author is not a woman but a fucking man in a dress, I can tell. Nobody wants your dick so fuck off."	„
	—Dyke who will bite off your dick if you tried to rape her.

	“	Y U NO WORSHIP GIRL-CAWK!?	„
	—What it boils down to.

Twolling

This article needs moar examples of how to troll both sides. You can help by adding moar examples of how to troll both sides.

How to Troll the Tranny Faction

• Ask them why they don't just get the surgery so they can be "real" women?
• Pretend to be a CisGay Man and offer to "Make a Woman out of them" by drilling their asshole. If they refuse, call them Homophobic Fascists.

How to Troll the Lesbian Faction

• Ask them "What is so bad about Cock. Its not like its a 'Man' trying to fuck you."
• Just offer to make the Trannyboy into a "Real" woman with your strapon. If they refuse, call them Homophobic Fascists.

Y-Chromosome Bearing Jackasses stopped by the Cotton Ceiling

• Adf-fuensalida/Ahuviya Harel
• Chris-Chan
• Sceptre
• half the anti-GamerGate crowd.
• 3/4ths of tumblr users.
• and The Entire Fanbase of Assigned Male

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Cotton Ceiling is part of a series on Psychology