Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

What is Brock?

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This is the current revision of this page, as edited by imported>Mantequilla at 18:57, 18 July 2016. The present address (URL) is a permanent link to this version.
(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)
Jump to navigationJump to search

So What Exactly is Brock?

 
Brock is Mexican

File:Brock obama.jpg

File:Brock's siblings.jpg
Brock's many siblings.

Over the years the question has popped up in the minds of many, everybody ranging from fans to haters of the show: Just what the hell is Brock's Nationality? Well as it turns out, Brock is Mexican. In the series he has both worn a sombrero and dress in traditional Mexican clothing in the show on multiple occasions and even has a dancing pineapple-duck named Too Much Tequila. He has many siblings an illegal immigrant daddy and a hot white momma who live in Pewter City. Brock has also been known to breed red Chihuahuas and own a large collection of pet rocks. He is of short stature compared to most adults in the series but still taller than any of his traveling companions, he flirts with every woman he meets and was raped by an older woman named Professor Ivy. Brock is also known for his ability to perform just about any task imaginable and does much of the gang's cooking, cleaning, and general care-taking.

File:Ludicolo.jpg
Ludicolo, once you see it you cannot unsee it.

Over the years he has been incorrectly claimed as the following by fans and haters alike.

  • Asian
  • Black
  • Latino
  • Indian
  • Middle Eastern
  • Native American
  • Pacific Islander
  • Cybertronian
  • Kantoian
  • Pewterian
  • Saiyan

See also


 

What is Brock?
is part of a series on Pokémon

[Gotta catch ’em all!Who’s that Pokémon?]
 
A FUCKING POKEMON
Abra
 
Aggron
Aggron
 
Alakazam
Alakazam
 
Bidoof
Bidoof
 
Blastoise
Blastoise
 
Braixen
Braixen
 
Charizard
Charizard
 
Cloyster
Cloyster
 
Ditto
Ditto
 
Empoleon
Empoleon
 
Empoleon
Espeon
 
Garchomp
Garchomp
 
Gardevoir
Gardevoir
 
Hypno
Hypno
 
Jynx
Jynx
 
Jigglypuff
Jigglypuff
 
Kadabra
Kadabra
 
It's a Kirby, retard
Kirby
 
Koffing
Koffing
 
Lanturn
Lanturn
 
Cunnilingus
Lickitung
 
Lopunny
Lopunny
 
Lucario
Lucario
 
Lugia
Lugia
 
Metapod
Metapod
 
Mewtwo
Mewtwo
 
Mistystuffer
Misty
 
Mudkip
Mudkip
 
Twitch Plays Pokemon
Omanyte
 
Pikaman
Pikaman
 
Pokemon Go
Pokémon Go
 
Swirlface
Poliwhirl
 
Porygon
Porygon
 
Primeape
Primeape
 
Probopass
Probopass
 
JustinRPG
Reshiram
 
Riolu
Riolu
 
FUCK_YEAH_SEAKING
Seaking
 
Shaymin
Shaymin
 
Shiny Pidgey
Shiny Pidgey
 
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
 
Smugleaf
Smugleaf
 
Snorlax
Snorlax
 
Snover
Snover
 
Squirtle
Squirtle
 
Suicune
Suicune
 
Vileplume
Vileplume
 
Xatu
Xatu
 
Zoroark
Zoroark
 

What is Brock? is part of a series on

Anime

Visit the Anime Portal for complete coverage.

  What is Brock? is related to a series on AZNS. [Domo ArigatoHerrow]
 
More Dangerous Than They Look

Bus UncleElliot RodgerFilthy FrankHideki KamiyaJiverly VoongKatoKenneth EngLindsay Kantha SouvannarathMutsuo ToiNevada-tanOtoya YamaguchiPoisonIvyLulRiboflavinRockonlittleoneRyan's WorldSarah JeongVicki SighVincent LiWayne Chiang

Noted Tyrants

Chairman MaoCho Seung-HuiEllen PaoHirohitoKim Jong IlMontezumaPol PotShinzo AbeWoo Bum-kon


Cam Whores

@OzcultAyuka NaritaBiostudentgirlEelgirlEmotion EricHard GayLittle FattyTila TequilaTubgirlThe Wine KoneTrap-kunXiao RishuYuri Kochiyama

Weeaboos

AimeeApplemilk1988Arudou DebitoDesu-radioFiredarkdragonFred GallagherHidoshiJellobunsKevin and KatMari IijimaMRirianPyroboobyReyvataeilSe-chanSnapesnoggerTwo-Ton-NekoValerie (Pai)ZS3

Musical Endeavors

J-EmoJ-PopJ-RockKpop

Me No Rikey Velly Much

Game2WinterMark WahlbergMiley CyrusRobert Aaron LongRucka Rucka AliUnited Airlines

Azn Stuff

1-14 Jakarta Attacks2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombingAnti-CNNAugust 6 & 9 1945Edison Chen photo scandalFan deathMilkMizhi County No. 3 Middle School AttackMukbangPockyRamenRicersThe SATTurning RedYaeba