Ryulong

White Knighting Internet bitches to the very end. What a twat. It's okay to laugh now.

HIT THE ROAD, BITCH!
(Crybaby creed shamelessly stolen from NorthBySouthBaranof).

LOLBANNED FROM WIKIPEDIA!

Ryulong, aka Michael Cohen^✡, is a 27 year old Jewish Otakukin living with his plastic crap and body pillow in Okinawa, Japan. Like most Jews, he grew up (so to speak) in Long Island, New York. His college years were spent in Miami, preparing to fulfill his dream of becoming an ultraweeb by learning Japanese and saving enough money to move to Japan. In addition to being a panty-sniffing weeb, he is also a disgraced Wikipedia sysop, having been stripped of his sysop in a tortuous ArbCom case and in 2015 was banned altogether for accepting bribes from feminazis to edit the GamerGate article for them (or, so it would be if Wikipedia wasn't run by elitist fucks that care more about Power Rangers than their own rules). PROTIP: Calling him Jewranger really rustles his jimmies. "Faggot" doesn't work quite as well as it did when he was still en-closeted.

Wikipedia

DESYSOPPED

He was a Wikipedia sysop until he pissed off the wrong people and was taken to Wikipedo's e-court where he was desysopped. In his time as Sysop, Ryulong was brought to power in a rigged election George W would be proud of, and even then only with blessing of Raul654 because "I like him". Ryulong brought disgrace to the Wikipedia admin corps until his sysop bit was stripped in an embarrassing ArbCom case. TOW's most formidable line of defense against vandals and trolls, he was feared by all for using his admin powers like a pig in shit to unerringly dominate any article about Japanese faggots beating each other off in rubber suits. During his stint as a tiny "Wiki-GOD", he just sat at his computer, hitting refresh on Recent changes, waiting, watching for you to make an edit so he could revert it. Despite being a chemical oceanography/anthropology expert, he only edits articles about Pokemon, Power Rangers, Japanese Power Rangers, and Kamen Riders, which just screams autistic manchild.

Ryulong had an account on ED, and he was very keen that assertions made about him on this page have appropriate references. Surprisingly, it took much longer for him to be banned here than at Transformers Wiki and the Transmasters Forums.

Ryulong's latest adventures on Wikipedia include taking ownership of Wikipedia's GamerGate article, to ensure that it is his preferred version, contrary to Wikipedia's policy prohibiting this. In addition, he likes to sperg about his "private Twitter account" (fully aware that it is actually his public Twitter account), but everyone knows the reason he doesn't want his Twitter linked on Wikipedia is because it exposes his bias, by using the phrase "gamergate fags". His bias was also exposed when he called GamerGate supporters "mindless zombies".

Jewranger freaks out if you upload and label an image incorrectly on Wikipedia, and forces people to upload images he wants on Wikipedia for his own use. He is also a humongous Naruto fan, loving Naruto almost as much as he loves Wikipedia, and frequently comes on the Naruto Wiki.

Ryulong's psychic abilities gave him the power to permanently block people from Wikipedia if he simply anticipates some "disruptive editing," even when the person was merely responding on a talk page in a completely "civil" manner.^[3]

When a vandal compromised an admin account, the first thing to do was ban Ryulong.

Ryulong was also the one who blocked people from creating a TOW article on an hero.

The truth about Ryulong

	“	He can't help it he doesn't have anything better to do than be an ass to kids on the web. I bet his life is sad, full of sitting naked in a bean bag chair watching anime and eating ramen raw out of the bag.	„
	—A testimony

That's just cold

A woman comes to Wikipedia for help:

I don't know where to exactly go my friend has 3 babies a soon to be x husband who is in jail now left her with no money and she has a job but her landlord told her she has until saturday to come up with $500 dollars to pay the rent or she is out on the street with 3 babies, I'm trying to find services to help her and I know I'm not on the right page but I can't seem to find the right one Please she needs help I've gave them food but I don't have that type of money.. Please help me to help my friend you can email me at [email protected] Thank You for reading this and if you could help point me in the right direction.... Thank You

Classic Ryulong: revert, ban, and block email! The victim gets no answer. Maybe her friend should've had an abortion instead of a ton of kids from a crack-dealing black person! The mother subsequently confirmed having to sell her body for money.

Child abuse

From Ryulong <[email protected]> To "Aywana Txxxxxxx" < [email protected]> Listen. I don't care if you are 13, or whatever. Stop vandalizing my page at the Japanese Wikipedia. It's your own fucking fault for impersonating me TWICE and I got my user name changed to the one that I should have had in the first place. Go edit Bulbapedia. I couldn't care less what you do over there. If you want, bring up your ban to the ArbCom at the English Wikipedia, but then all you can edit is your case. Just LEAVE ME ALONE YOU GOD DAMN CHILD.

Through this hateful diatribe, Jewranger tells us that he has an account on Japanese Wikipedia. And what an amusing history he has had there! Young Aywana impersonated him with "Ryuulong" and did some hilarious vandalism.

As a matter of fact, Ryulong has accounts on many different versions of Wikipedia, including Wikipedia in Volapuk, a language invented by some 19th century Polish dude, as well as "Pennsylvania Dutch," an old-fashioned dialect of German spoken only by religious extremists of the Pennsylvania countryside, who ride around in a horse & buggy, and don't even use electricity, let alone internets. How about Nauruan? Spoken only on a small shithole island in the South Pacific, this language served for some time as Australia's dumping ground for illegal boat people arriving on tourist beaches. Simple English? Yes. Also, some ridiculous Chinese coastal dialect that uses letters instead of Chinese characters.

The question remains: Why? Isn't he a Jewish 19 year old, goin' to college, livin' by the beach, counting his Jew gold, havin' the time of his life? Why spend hours mucking around in Wikipedias that are even more of a joke than the main one, a place where he spends pathologically too much time already?

Ryulong says Frida Kahlo is his favorite artist, because "her presence can be humorous in the right situation." This is really fucktarded because all he knows about the self-obsessed emo attention whore Frida Kahlo was in the shitty movie about her.

He is the cancer that is killing /b/

Ryulong is widely known as the cancer that is killing /b/. While always controlling 4chan articles like a /b/tard, he shows contempt for everything /b/. He has always hated Habbo Raids, he won't let 4chan update their screenshot (it's still from 2010), and he won't even correct media portrayal of 4chan. If he was true to /b/, he would correct false things like the HACKERS ON STEROIDS Fox propaganda. The furries on Wikipedia have always ignored how the media portrays them and just went on to write what they considered the truth. But not Ryulong. He hates 4chan.

He hates /b/ memes, including Chocolate Rain. Example:

21:15, 8 August 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) deleted "Talk:Chocolate rain" (per current deletion of Chocolate Rain)
21:15, 8 August 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) deleted "Chocolate rain" (per current deletion of Chocolate Rain)

Currently Ryulong considers he created all memes himself, his favorites include Ceiling Cat, surprised nigger, and an unfunny version of "banana phone". He shows hatred towards certain memes such as Chocolate Rain, Slowpoke, Rick Roll, and others mainly because his friends peer-pressured him into thinking so. It is truly a wonder that other admins haven't permab& him yet.

Ryulong is no newb. He knows how to deal with criticism

Unlike some n00b bureaucratic fucks, Ryulong knows how to deal with criticism. Revert it in under a minute and ban the IP for life. Good thing he took care of it properly, or else he'd end up in the news.

Ryulong's profiles

His current avatar which said "Baby Dan Dan Baby". Apparently he is a fan of that Superhuman Samurai show and has a baby boyfriend named Dan, Jew Pedo Dragon?

Ryulong is a regular and also a lurker on websites such as http://rangerboard.com and http://henshinjustice.com. Here are his profiles for both Rangerboard and HenshinJustice. His best friends are YellowStranger and Ladymercury. He spends alot of time in the HenshinJustice irc @rizon.net. Please use this info wisely. FACT Raids on him and his friends make him cry and he will vanish from the internet LOL. Ryulong even created a second account on ED under the username User:FaggotryreignsED (deleted), giving into the trolls and deciding to cry about it. He also had a third ED account because his last one was exposed as a samefag. This third account is User:Tokuraws (also deleted). He just might be back, methinks.

Dragons

Ryulong is totally enthusiastic about dragons. He is the former owner of www.dracoisland.tk, which resolved to www.geocities.com/ryulong6787.

I took the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a Copper Dragon on the inside. My Inner Dragon is the mighty warrior of dragon-kind. It's just that simple. Coppers show up when someone's about to die. Coppers don't mess around, and they don't play evil games like Red Dragons. They don't bother with magic, like Gold Dragons. They exist for a purpose, and they serve it well.
But what sort of a dragon would I be if that really was the whole story? I also like to stomp my enemies, start the occasional war, and spend lazy hours preening my battle aura. My favorable attributes are strength, physical abilities, thriftiness, warmth, and longevity in battle. Just in case some puny human (or conniving Red Dragon) thinks they can get the drop on me, I've got a concealed breath weapon - gigantic masses of Fire. Hey, it's the tried and true way to cook a cow in 0.75 seconds.

How to Troll

Nominate his pet articles for deletion

Ryulong is always threatening to ban people for trying to delete his non-notable Kamen rider and Power Rangers articles. Here's a quote:

	“	Keep: Notable characters of a notable television program, notability exists beyond the work of fiction itself. If you put anything else up for AFD with this same rationale (no sources, but you clearly know it's notable), I will seek that you be blocked Mythdon.—User:Ryulong	„
	—Ryūlóng (User talk:Ryulong) 06:22, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

A great way of trolling is nominating his pet articles for deletion. Don't do this on an account with less than 50 edits as you don't want the trolling to be too obvious, but if the account has been around a while, just pretend to be some ordinary deletionist. Wait until the AFD for one has finished before doing the next so you can milk as much lulz as possible from it.

An now that his big ass is b& until the heat death of the universe, you can AFD his precious tokusatsu crap articles with impunity, knowing that ANY account that shows up and objects strenuously is probably a Jewranger sockpuppet. And thus easily reported to SPI, thereafter kickbanned with ease. So fly, my pretties, to Category:Tokusatsu, and start blasting things away!

Remind him about being open to recall

Note this comment made by him from his first RfA, and repeated requests for his status to be reviewed. (Now that he's shit-meat on TOW, you might keep it in mind for any other wiki the fat bastard shows up on.)

Optional question from Lar:

5. (one big long question about categories of admins and your thoughts about them) Are you aware of the notion of adminstrators saying they're willing to be voluntarily recalled or reviewed, by a less onerous process than a new RfA (or worse) arbComm action? What do you think of the idea? Would you consider placing yourself (placement should only be done by oneself) in such a category if you were made an admin? Why or why not? Are you aware of the notion of Rouge admins? What do you think of the notion? Do you see it as purely humorous or do you see what it's driving at? Would you consider allowing yourself to by placed in this category (placement is traditionally done by someone else) if you were made an admin? Why or why not? (note: both these categories have some controversy attached to them, for different reasons, and note also, although I am a policy and process wonk I am in both categories, and finally, note that there is no wrong answer here...) ++User:Lar: User_talk:Lar|t 18:31, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
I was not aware about voluntary recall/review, but if such a situation were to occur if I were to become an admin, I would not object to such a review. It would give me constructive criticism as to my (currently hypothetical) status as an admin and my faults as an editor, just as the various opposition votes below are calling into question now. I have heard about Rouge admins to an extent, but I have not really looked into the situation (the most I know is that "Rouge" is purposefully used instead of "Rogue", and I can discern that it must mean that the admins have gone rogue/AWOL/amok in some form). I do see that the process of Rouge admins is calling into question the faults of the user, albeit in a humorous fashion. If another admin felt I was going "Rouge", then I would take it as it was intended, constructive (yet funny) criticism. Now, I have to see what "WP:WONK" is. User:Ryulong|Ryūlóng 23:16, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

They tried to throw it down the memory hole, but an American hero points out Ryulong's lack of integrity, remembering his lie about being open to recall, chides the prize turkey for being an asshole, and again reminds him of his broken promises.

Keep in mind, however, the ire of the Doubled Dragon has no limit, and he will revert you. Keep trying, noble soldiers! His university "career" can't last forever; he'll have to cut back on his OCD fixation with Power Rangers: Jungle Fury someday.

However, by 2009 this techinque had been done enough that no one even noticed it and people would just leave it. Hell, it's even used several times on his arbritration case.

Quotes

In this AN pissfest, he said, "MascotGuy isn't a vandal. He's just an autistic boy with nothing better to do than try and improve our articles in ways that end up doing more harm than good." It sounds more like Ryulong is talking about himself.

Ryulong deals with a faggot who forgot to sign their talk comments: "23:18, 8 January 2009 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) blocked 63.175.18.130 (Talk) (anon. only, account creation blocked) with an expiry time of 1 month ‎ (Disruptive editing: User continually refuses to sign comments on talk pages)"

This time, now the user cannot edit their own talk page. Banning this guy was the only time he's made fair bans. "23:15, 9 January 2009 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for 63.175.18.130 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 month (anon. only, account creation blocked, cannot edit own talk page) ‎ (Disruptive editing: User continually refuses to sign comments on talk pages)"

	“	This IP has been blocked for one month due to its disruptive edits which include not following talk page guidelines in which one signs messages posted to talk pages.	„
	, Ryūlóng (竜龙) 23:17, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Ryulong chatlogs

from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Videmus_Omnia/IRC_Log

Note: Ryulong hates Videmus with a passion because Videmus called Ryulong the cock-sucking bitch out on his broken promises; see "Links" for more.

-->| Ryulong (n=ryulong6@wikimedia/Ryulong) has joined #wikipedia-en-unblock

<Videmus> Ryulong, thanks for joining

<Ryulong> Videmus, contact me privately about the other account you had

<Ryulong> Then I will consider lifting the block

<Ryulong> okay?

<Videmus> what was the reason for the block?

<Ryulong> I saw that you were performing edits related to policy, even though your account was extremely new

<Videmus> I'm sorry, but is that a block reason?

<Ryulong> I assumed that you were a sockpuppet of another editor and violating policy by existing as a sockpuppet account

<Videmus> which policy?

<Ryulong> WP:SOCK

<Ryulong> Using an account to avoid scrutiny on the original one

<Videmus> I know, but what part - I wasn't doing anything disruptive

<Ryulong> oh balls, new now know how

<Videmus> look, I'm trying to be civil, please

<Ryulong> I recognize that name

<Ryulong> But I cannot recall who it belonged to

<Videmus> I used to have an account associated with my real name but started a new one under right to vanish

<Videmus> I have done nothing but constructive edits, look at my contribs

<Ryulong> Just PM me with your former username

<Ryulong> I will not reveal this information on Wikipedia

<Videmus> I don't know you, I'm sorry

<Ryulong> ...

<Videmus> why was I blocked?

<Ryulong> And if I knew your real name, would it matter?

<Videmus> I'm not trying to be argumentative, but...

<Videmus> would you mind posting the block at [[WP:AN]] or [[WP:ANI]] for review?

<Ryulong> You claim that you chose this name as a right to vanish.

<Ryulong> I am just asking you to reveal this other user name to me in a private message, and then I will unblock you.

<Videmus> would there be a problem with letting neutral admins decide if the block was justified?

<Ryulong> Irrelevant

<Videmus> how so?

<Ryulong> There is no need to request input on a new account.

<Ryulong> *block on a new account

<Videmus> what behaviour did I engage in that was disruptive?

<Ryulong> Well, for one thing you tagged a free image with {{subst:nrd}}

<Videmus> I admitted on my talk page that was an honest mistake - is it usual to get an indefinite block for that?

<Ryulong> Now, I have asked you in a private message window to tell me what your prior account was. Please respond

<Videmus> I'm still requesting a neutral review, please

<Ryulong> I'm done with this.

<--| Ryulong has left #wikipedia-en-unblock

<Videmus> ?

And then of course, Ryulong harasses the user endlessly...

04:12, 29 July 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) unblocked "Videmus Omnia (Talk | contribs)" ‎ (I did not see the time stamps)
02:44, 29 July 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) blocked "Videmus Omnia (Talk | contribs)" (account creation blocked) with an expiry time of 48 hours ‎ (Harassment of User:Alkivar, User:Mike Halterman, and User:NeoCoronis)
02:43, 29 July 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) unblocked "Videmus Omnia (Talk | contribs)" ‎ (too long this time...)
02:40, 29 July 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) blocked "Videmus Omnia (Talk | contribs)" (account creation blocked) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (Harassment of User:Alkivar and User:Mike Halterman)
02:39, 29 July 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) unblocked "Videmus Omnia (Talk | contribs)" ‎ (extending)
02:38, 29 July 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) blocked "Videmus Omnia (Talk | contribs)" (account creation blocked) with an expiry time of 31 hours ‎ (Harassment of User:Alkivar)
02:24, 18 June 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) unblocked "Videmus Omnia (Talk | contribs)" ‎ (Mistaken identity)
05:27, 17 June 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) blocked "Videmus Omnia (Talk | contribs)" (account creation blocked) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ (Abusing multiple accounts)

Using 26 sockpuppets at one time to cause the mass edit conflict glitch

One of Ryulong's greatest crowning achievements, when scanning through AN and ANI discussions it can be found where he will often purposely use 26 sockpuppets at one time to create a mass "edit conflict" error glitch. While this is ongoing a curious malfunction of wikipedia occurs. The key number is 26, as the site can handle 25.

The user running all the sockpuppets can then edit without their edits appearing in the logs, meaning they can make any edit and no one will know they did it. He uses this one often to change people's edits or to make edits for them. Always of course threatening others which gets them blocked. He is considered by many to be one of the most devious sockpuppeteers.

Ryulong and GamerGate

Ryulong soon became head white knight of Zoe Quinn alongside Ironholds and defending the GamerGate Wikipedia article from the taint of objectivity.

Things escalated to the point that Jimbo himself had to step in after Ryulong made up quotes and, when the guy he was pretending to be quoting asked him to stop, he accused him of threatening him.

Jimbo did his best to hint at his fellow weeb that maybe he should shut the fuck up and get the fuck out, at which point Ryulong went apeshit and started screaming that there is a conspiracy to smear his name, citing this article as the reason as to why he's such a shitty editor.

Ryulong resorts to these lies because he wants to draw attention away from his own bias thus ensuring that the current version of their GamerGate article is his preferred version. He does this by calling GamerGate supporters "mindless zombies", and "gamergate fags". Ryulong will cry like a bitch if anyone links to his homophobic remark on Twitter:

	“	I don't have time to deal with gamergate fags here considering I only checked twitter to see if there was an update for a video game	„
	— Ryulong, in a now deleted tweet

	“	I haven't advertised anything. I was attacked on Twitter by the mindless gamergate zombies because I dared to edit this page and no single purpose account is going to make me do anything different.	„
	—Ryūlóng (琉竜) 19:38, 9 October 2014 (UTC), clearly unbiased

Eventually he "stepped away" from editing the article, but that wasn't the end because soon the real reason he was editing it became clear:

Almost all the money comes from the furry Fishfox Nuro, who is also a complete SJW lunatic.

Expect Mikey to shill for the furries soon

Banned HA HA HA HA

Eventually Arbcom decided that, regarding a user breaking Wikipedia's rules as often as a nigger breaks the law elsewhere, punishment is long overdue. Several users, including the famed NorthBySouthBaranof, were topic banned from editing GamerGate and gender-controversy related articles. Ignoring that they were previously bragging about breaking NPOV, Ryulong and North both cried about it, now realizing that there was a section of Wikipedia that they couldn't stick their greasy dicks into. The butthurt was so strong that it created a tidal wave that destroyed Japan. Ryulong cried even harder afterwards, leaving this butthurt message on his userpage:

	“	A project which punishes editors for defending the good names and reputations of living people from vicious Internet trolls does not deserve to survive.	„
	—Ryulong, BAWWWWWW

Loganmac, a single-purpose-account that was also topic banned, took this time to give Ryudong an epic parting shot.

	“	Looking at all the drama I'm surprised I'm the only one that took this calmly, advise for other people, move on. Wikipedia shouldn't be your only hobby, try not to think you have a personal mission to defend the goddesses from those vicious Internet terrorists.	„
	—Loganmac, insulting every fiber of Ryulong's being.

Of course, Ryulong was perfectly rational in response.

You're right, Ryulong, getting you topic banned is a victory for Wikipedia. If only you'd get banned from life, then everyone would win!

Eventually, this climaxed with Ryulong throwing such a temper tantrum that he was finally banned from Wikipedia.

	“	00:46, 29 January 2015 Callanecc (talk \| contribs) blocked Ryulong (talk \| contribs) (account creation blocked, cannot edit own talk page) with an expiry time of indefinite (Arbitration enforcement: Arbitration Committee decision)	„
	—ArbCom, drops the hammer hard on Ryulong

During Ryulong's final days before he was banned from even editing his own talk page, [1] a certain user hung around chatting there who was none other than Hipocrite, the guy who helped get ED's original article on Wikipedia deleted many years ago.

RationalWiki

Despite being banned from Wikipedia, Ryulong found other means to spread his viewpoints across the internet. He joined SJW haven RationalWiki and quickly became their top contributor in their fight against GamerGate, making over 9000s of edits to GamerGate and a few related articles, and nearly zero to others. And he fought like a demon-possessed faggot with another editor called AgingHippie. For months. The turd even managed to talk RW's resident supertroll David Gerard into making him an administrator.

Today, Ryulong continues to push his agenda against GamerGate and its supporters on RationalWiki. Since February 11th, he has missed only a few random days of contributing to the site, which typically consists of submitting multiple edits to the same article. This behavior wound up causing his fellow editors to ask him to stop making contributions. Unsurprisingly, he ignored them. He has a bizarre habit of winding up in trouble there too. RW's sysops love to block each other, and these idiots are no different.[2][3] Even Hipocrite is a sysop there, and does the same fucking stupid things. [4]

Ryu even went to Reddit, specifically the worse possible place (r/gamerghazi), to "explain himself". And Jimbo Wales, the great Wiki God and Pussy Dicktator, showed up to tell ol' Jewranger to shut the fuck up.

With Ryulong's streak of obsessing over wikis that anyone can edit, it's only a matter of time until he gets banned here too.

Links

Cohen trying to vandalize the 8chan article because they made fun of him

Here is an old cached version of the Ryulong article on Wikiabuse. It got a little better before the site was shut down.

Ryulong's user pages on wikis, don't vandalise them though!

page on wikipedia (always protected)
page on japans wikipedia
page on volapuk wiki
page on Pennsylvania Dutch
page on Nauruan
page on simple wiki
user page on naruto wiki
user page at RationalWiki (semi-protected)
or..
drop him a nice email to [email protected]
profile on rangerboard.com
profile on henshinjustice forum

External Links

Mock thread devoted to this autistic wikipedophile

References

Finkelstein, Norman. Beyond Chutzpah: On the Misuse of Antisemitism and the Abuse of History. University of California Press, 2005, p. 78.
人造人間キカイダ, v.6:133-135
ネットワークゲーム鬼ごっこ: 登場！史上最強の鬼登場. 君は逃げ切れるか, p. 23
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