Joanna Rutkowska

IT'S A MAN, BABY! Joanna Rutkowska is actually a man IRL. Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)

Joanna Rutkowska (formerly Jan Rutkowski) is a Polish security faggot, primarily known for her research on transgender relationships and contributions to tranny trap installation and hiding techniques. She's widely renowned for being the first transvestite to admit her condition on a security faggotry conference.

Other faggots with computer security knowledge consider him to be hot and feminine. Dan Kaminsky is currently engaged to Mr. Rutkowski.

The trap

Rutkowski transformed himself into Rutkowska using a special technique called Blue Pill. She claimed at BlackHat 2006 that Blue Pill was completely undetectable, so at BlackHat 2007 two researchers challenged her to prove her claim in real-world testing. Rutkowska responded that she would agree under a modified set of conditions:[1]

• Five (5) cocks instead of the two (2) proposed
• No continuous hard thrusting for more than ten (10) seconds
• A payment of between $384,000 and $416,000 to complete her "operation"

The researchers declined her proposed conditions.

How to detect the trap

This entire section is dedicated to help security faggots and unsuspecting passengers, for detecting the Blue Pill installed on Joanna Rutkowska. Shall you encounter this rare specimen of rootkit, beware and follow our PROTIPS!

Admiral Ackbar: "IT'S A TRAP" at Defcon 2007.

• The chin is a big danger sign saying: DANGER BUTT RAPE.
• If you are pervert, you will notice some liquid dripping out of the mouth. It's not lip stick.
• The thing around her (his) neck is nothing but an emergency pill in case she (in reality, he) gets an erection. It will instantly turn the penis into a fake vagina cavity ready to lurk for poor virgin security faggots. People with real sex experience will obviously note the difference of touch and wetting and panic almost instantly. You DON'T want that.
• The TPI Industrial radioactive particle emitter is used to increase estrogen levels. This helps to convert the man boobs into small realistic-looking tits. Don't be fooled, they are more fake than your moms.
• The wig sticks to the head thanks to some chewing gum compound mixed with whale semen. It's highly nutritious for the skin and slows down the balding process.
• The traces of shaved face hair are indeed reliable to determine Joanna's true gender.

I has stealz malware

Joanna has claimed to have stealth hax that sends Mudkipz and Splinter Rapes to your mom. It was later proven wrong by master faggots Thomas Ptacek and his overweight family. Fail.

	“	I believe stealth malware can distract them from finding about my boyish chin!	„
	—Joanna Rutkowska - loving the cock.

Engaged to Dan

Joanna and Dan Kaminsky have been engaged since 100 years ago, and they plan to marry on Gay Parade day real soon.

	“	SIEG HAIL! I'm not a tarp!	„
	—Joanna Rutkowska - not a tarp (but a trap).