ISIS

Their incredibly shitty flag

ISIS likes to crucify opponents.

lol no

Not to be confused with isis classic

YouTube lacks a sense of humor

Last Thursday, a group of batshit insane arabs decided they didn't like the government and so they set up their own and called it ISIS. ISIS, also know as the Islamic State in Iraq and in Sham, The Islamic state in Iraq and in the Levant, ISIL, and Sweden are a group of crazed sandniggers that are currently pwning most of Iraq and Syria. Like all terrorists, ISIS records its videos with potatoes, requiring jihadists from Britain to make their videos with shitty Instagram filters. The group is led by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. Isis plans to create a "caliphate" that will spread from Iraq/Syria to Austria, Morocco, India, parts of China, the entire Middle East, and Parts of Africa assuming they don't get eventually rekt by Assad.

Their long-term aim is to turn everyone to their brand of Islam. They will do whatever they can to get everyone to become like Them. They will exterminate anyone who gets in their way. In the meantime, they have rallies where they praise their god, Admiral Ackbar and sacrifice pigs to him. First, though, they have to get over the fact that Isis is actually an ancient Egyptian idol. Even then, it won't solve the main problem because their allah is permanently Butthurt.

Social Media

Like 16 year old girls, ISIS members have the compulsion to post every aspect of their lives on Twitter or Instagram.Unlike your typical teenage camwhore however, ISIS tweets tend to be quite lulzy,often involving beheading government officials,stealing U.S. tanks and kittens.(No srsly)The holy warriors of ISIS may be brutal psychopathic murderers,but they don't lack a sense of humor. They shopped a picture of the First Negress after stealing equipment the U.S. had originally given to Iraq.

Moar butthurt

Recently ISIS came out and said they will destroy the Kaaba once they reach Saudi Arabia because "people only go to touch the stones". This is false, as people go to mecca to have sex with camels. This statement has caused major butthurt among sunni muslims. As of Last Thursday ISIS began demolishing mosques that were hundreds of years old, because fuck logic, right? apparently they tore down the Mosques because the Muslims there did not follow their special snowflake type of Islam( As if there was a difference between Sunni and Shi anyways)

Batshit insane yet still hilarious

Links

• chechclearisback Instagram-Chechclear is back ?!
• ISIS jokes about using severed head as soccer ball
•  Islamic State of Cat

See also

• Iraq
• Syria
• Islam
• Al Qaeda

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