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Nintendocore
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Nintendocore is a sub-genre of cybergrind produced by permavirgin basement dwellers which fuses elements of chiptune, metal and autism. The genre is also rarely referred to by Some as 'Segacore'. The term itself was coined by progenitors of the genre Horse the Band in 2007 as a joke. Likewise, the genre is, and remains to be a joke in every sense despite recent efforts to legitimize it, ensuing massive faggotry.
Oddly enough, the genre has gained a sizable number of fans in Russia, which has spawned numerous fan communities on the country's shitcan facebook social media clone VK. This has expanded to the point a page covering news and e-drama now exists Link to the NCORE News VK community. The Nintendocore community is in general rife with drama due to the excessive amount of man-children gamers its relating topics draw.
In recent years, the genre term has been brigaded by soundcloud rappers laying shitty beats and mumble rap over the soundtracks of various Nintendo properties. This recent trend has incidentally further buried the remains of this myspace era genre, but replaces it as something arguably worse.
List of Shit
Horse the Band (HTB)
Creators of the genre 'Horse the Band' were initially called 'Horse' until a pornstar sued for copyright. The band draws heavy parallels to Death Grips as both feature old, homeless vocalists. In recent years, the band has attempted to rebrand itself as avant-garde with the use of nonsensical lyrics, and artist features such as Xiu Xiu. As a result, fans consider themselves highly intellectual despite listening to shitty nerdcore.
Iamerror (IAE)
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Was the Sawtooth Grin/Daughters wannabe project of ex-scene kid and fanboy generating machine Peet Bunke (AKA DjRevert), formed in 2006. Their "leaked" first demo and contains earrape, whisper screaming and the arguably the genre's most infamous song 'Rainbow Road'. Said track has been covered to death propelling it to the status of forced meme, and doing so is considered a rite of passage within the Nintendocore community. This has prompted ex-guitarist Will Williams to create a template for shitty vocal covers. Despite it's simplicity, Nintendocore artists have a hard time interpreting its melodies and lyrics, resulting in some lulzy quotes.
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Not even scratching the surface
While not as mainstream as Horse the Band, Iamerror is arguably more influential within the cyber-scene. Simply listing their samples, software and equipment has led to their widespread use among copycats, particularly the use of the cancerous Yamaha Motif drum sample pack. The band on numerous occasions attempted to leech off the success of other projects by producing e-drama. Most notably, their parody song of 'We Came with Broken Teeth' titled 'wecamewithbrokeneardrums', generated a plentiful amount of hate blogs and butthurt in response. Alongside their peers, the band also regularly attacked its own fans, which was documented into a now defunct 'epic hitlist' on the blog section of their Myspace page.
In later years, Peet has become known for his desperate attempts to distance himself from the project while while egotistically masturbating onto and shaming pre-existing fans. Despite this, Peet is poor and regularly skirts the possibility of reprinting Iamerror shirts for shekels, and continues to post on the band's page to wring out what little attention he can still get. Peet himself is a narcissist and 2deep4u.
- About me: people in general have a habit of adopting the current viewpoint of whoever they relate to/are influenced by, so i'm telling you to form your own opinion. you don't have to follow your flock as a form of a social safety net, you'll be just fine. i promise.
- Who I'd like to meet: someone above all the superficial flighty bullshit of everyday life.
Monomate
Upon breaking up with Trev and evicting his ass, Pete changed both sound and alias multiple times before landing with 'Monomate', after which many pubescent fanboys bawww'd on his myspace page, which continues to this day via facebook. Despite their complaints, fanboys deifying Peet, and will do nearly anything for his attention, despite his dwindling to non-existent status as an e-celeb. Much like his fans, Peet is a closet homo and failed art student, but too much of a beaner to become the next Hitler. Currently, he writes /mu/ level microtonal noise shoegaze.
In 2010, Peet released a finished version of Demo 09 with vocals and fake guitar titled 'Grand Battle'; something he regrets to this day. Despite constantly berating the use of autotune, this album is rife with its usage. This is clearly evidenced by listening to the vocal stems, which were released for a few of the more popular songs on the album. Furthermore, He claims to have produced the album entirely by himself, but in reality, paid a studio to mix/master it. Pete is attempting to release a handful of new albums, however, this has taken nearly a decade with no end in sight.
I Shot the Duck Hunt Dog (ISTDHD)
Was a Nintendocore group based in California headed by Quinn Spencer and Corey Sedor. They are infamous for their first release For Derek which contains intense earrape. In this regard, their subsequent releases have not fared any better.
Jesus fucking Christ.
During peak popularity, the band claimed their vocalist, Corey Sedor, had died as a stunt for publicity. This may as well have been true, considering Quinn later gave Corey the ax, and began releasing further material without him. Quinn was evidently lonely, and created a literal girlfriend application on ISTDHD MySpace page to no response. The project eventually entered haitus before briefly resurfacing to plagiarize Circa Survive. Finally in 2010, his Harddrive died, destroying an entire album, all motivation to continue and terabytes FF7 hentai alongside it.
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Insert Disc
Now called Dr.Drank, Insert Disc was considered a god among Nintendocore musicians, rightfully so by arpeggiating stock instruments in FL Studio. The project was discontinued after its creator Jesus (Heyzeus) was detained by Mexican law enforcement over drug possession.
Vernal equinox
Vernal Equinox is the ded project of Marc Oliver, who wrote the next piece of this article to stroke his own ego: Apparently, the foundation comes from his music evolving from Nintendo being the only thing he loved growing up. He eventually pursued the Nintendocore artists' ultimate journey by becoming anhero and deleting all social media. Before departing, he released an unmixed, abhorrent mess of an album to bandcamp, claiming he needed the funds from purchases to produce it. He has not fulfilled said project to this day.
Take a Spin Down Rainbow Road (TASDRR)
TASDRR was the 2006 project of Mason Andrews, who got out while he could. The project was head by then local Walmart employee Christian Fenn, a fat American. "Chris' music" is comprised of ghostwriters, understandably considering his original material:
Chris himself is an american Trumptard and currently employed as a airforce pilot or some shit. Remember, nintendocore artists are our friends, family, and even our veterans. His project became known solely over "trolling" Iamerror with trivial bullshit to leech success. In reality, Chris is a massive Peet fanboy and guilty of creating the shittiest of Rainbow Road covers. Another of Chris' dead projects is The Elysian Dream, which he claims people "copied", to the point of addressing it.
The band has been through on/off haitus, and only consists presently of its founding member Chris. Recently, the band claims to still be active through a handful of facebook posts, however the project is conversely confirmed DED due to rightly so lacking demand.
Vaila
Vaila is another one of Chris' of Take a Spin Down Rainbow Road's projects. Ironically despite the separate name, the sound is nearly if not identical to his other projects. In later years, he attempted to re-invent the project by gaining a fat, metal head Tosin Abasi wannabe guitarist, who immediately bailed after two demos. During the project's active years, Chris released some of the gayest music possible for the Pokemon Split, while further marring Oak's Parcel's songs with his nasally voice and autotune.
If you think this sounds fucking gay, you should hear the demo version.
SpaetzleundSoss
If Christian metal wasn't low enough on the spectrum, we are pleased to introduce you to Christian Nintendocore.
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Regardless of quality, Christfags swarm his comments with praise; ALL DISSENT WILL BE DELETED.
Becoming Nintendocore
- 1. "Acquire" FL Studio
- 2. Download tb_peach and other shit VSTs tb_peach
- 3. ???
- 4. Cover Iamerror's 'Rainbow Road'
Lyrical Content
Songs contain a lot of fucking swearing, shitty screaming and video-game references. You don't have to play the games you write about, just google a quote and throw a few fucks in.
See Also
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