Sirius Orionis
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
—Yes, he actually responded like that to Evil Broseph | ||
Sirius Orionis (Powerword Timothy Michael McHugh) is a gay aspie neckbeard furfag known for his YouTube videos defending the Lion King fandom, as well as attacking Star Wars and Christianity in the style of a typical atheist bigot. He emulates Wise Beard Man and Epic Beard Man, but he is neither wise or masculine by any means. His beard looks like he clipped the pubes off of a nigger, dyed them, then glued them to his face. But we all know it was lion fur.
His fursona is a bald, scarf-wearing male lion with excessively large breasts, he has made numerous crappy depictions along with a clay figure that appears in almost all of his videos. He is known to defend the Star Trek and furry fandoms like a nigger defends his turf (not to mention welfare check, but they both have that in common). Several blogs were set up by him in an attempt to prove how terrible the Halo and Star Wars series are, even though most of their content is made up of Mary Sue fanfics. He also believes that anyone who attempts to reason with him is a troll, and he will proceed to go on a 14-minute sperg rush "exposing" their evil deeds.
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His main fursona (also known as "Breast Man" and originally introduced as "Dog Man") is a male transgender drag queen woman's rights activist with large breasts that has a penis (note that his sexual orientation is changed every five minutes, making the task of identifying it impossible). He claims that it constantly exposes its breasts as a means of protest against entities such as the army, Christians, and Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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—Sirius, talking out of his ass | ||
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The object on the right may be a large dildo.
A Day in the Life
Closet Jew
A proclaimed atheist, he is in fact a Jew and wants to hoard all your monies. Der Fuhrer would be proud of his anti-Christfag spewing. This is due to the fact that as a Jew, he has regrets about how his people murdered Jesus and so now is butthurt. He is also equally against Islam, and has drawn Mohammed many times, as a trap furry. All who are not Jews, are in fact niggers to him. Most of his religious spewings have 0-100 views, proving how important his views are to the central tenants of Judaism.
He believes all religions are in fact lies and that Christians, Muslims, and Scientologists are responsible for all the world's problems. (Two outta three ain't bad.) Unlike 
Thunderf00t or other closet Jews, his arguments are completely based in bullshit and are completely incoherent. In fact, according to the Not So Wise One creationists are in fact zombies. Being a Jew, it is a known fact that he did WTC.
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Hypocrisy
Sirius Fights the Fursecution
At one point, Sirius found himself face to face with a lulzmonger by the name of Fursecuter. Ignoring the cardinal rule, our bearded friend fired up the ol' webcam and presented his case. The results were less than stellar.
—TWO MOTHERFUCKING SWASTIKAS | ||
REPORT ED!!!!!11111
Nobody really paid attention to his faggotry until he decided to make a shittastic video. It is obvious he only went to the Star Fox article to see Krystal nude. He believes ED is the devil, probably because momma said so.
STOP HATING
On August 14, 2011, Sirius uploaded another video expressing his rage at the "abuse" he has been forced to live with. He credits all of it to his undying devotion to the Star Trek fandom, and that Star Wars fans deliberately target him because of that and not his neckbeard, homosexuality, or naked lion trap doll. For some unknown reason he has personally memorized every time his parents (who are allegedly also members of the Star Wars cabal) confiscated his various Star Trek dolls and hentai.
Done with the internet
A few weeks later, Sirius' butthurt was spread farther across the tubes than Kirk Johnson's asshole. His crybaby tantrums were even mentioned in WikiFur's ED article, along with numerous YouTube videos criticizing him and his sick fuckery. He has yet to provide a reason for his absence, as he has not surfaced since the purging of his many YouTube accounts. Fortunately, all notable videos had been backed up and reuploaded.
—His final statement. | ||
UPDATE: He's still active on deviantArt and Facebook, and he's posting his videos on the latter. He's still the same old sperg.
See also
- Lulz in hell Trollfags - Another furfag offended by ED
- Chris-chan - Separated at birth?
- Chasethehedgehog
- Starfox - His passion for Krystal is the only straight thing about him, then again he might have the hots for Falco
- weev - Who he tries to look like
External links
YouTube accounts
- MrOrionII2064
- SaganFan1983
Other
ProjectOrionII First deviantART account.- OrionSagan Second deviantART account.
- SaganFan1983 Current dA account.
timothy.mchugh.39 He currently posts his videos here.- Personal blog.
- I Hate Halo Club
- Please direct all packets to 68.8.187.94
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