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[[File:KidIcarus.jpg|thumb|220px|Nintendo's answer to [[God of War]]. Also, note that the enemy on the cover [[Fail|doesn't even exist in the game]].]] | [[File:KidIcarus.jpg|thumb|220px|Nintendo's answer to [[God of War]]. Also, note that the enemy on the cover [[Fail|doesn't even exist in the game]].]] | ||
'''Kid Icarus''' (known in [[China|Glorious Nippon]] as '''[[Moonspeak|光神話 パルテナの鏡]]''') is a series of [[Videogame|vidya gaemz]] by [[Nintendo]] that is notable for being the [[NIGGER|Big N]]'s most neglected franchise – a fact that many are unaware of since the series has about 2 [[fans]] and [[Metroid]]fags are whiny little [[bitch]]es who will throw a fit if even six months go by without a new installment. The games all put the player in control of a [[shota]] [[angel]] named '''Pit''' who is generally tasked with rescuing the [[Goddess]] of | '''Kid Icarus''' (known in [[China|Glorious Nippon]] as '''[[Moonspeak|光神話 パルテナの鏡]]''') is a series of [[Videogame|vidya gaemz]] by [[Nintendo]] that is notable for being the [[NIGGER|Big N]]'s most neglected franchise – a fact that many are unaware of since the series has about 2 [[fans]] and [[Metroid]]fags are whiny little [[bitch]]es who will throw a fit if even six months go by without a new installment. The games all put the player in control of a [[shota]] [[angel]] named '''Pit''' who is generally tasked with rescuing the [[Goddess]] of Light, '''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena|Palutena]]''', from some evil villain who's turned her to stone – which is the same plot as [[literally]] every single fucking Nintendo game at the time except ''[[Metroid]]''. | ||
The original Kid Icarus was released in 1987 for the [[NES]] and is known for being so [[Battletoads|utterly hard as fuck]] that it causes most players to [[ragequit]] within the first three levels of the game. The game resembles an [[abortion]] in a [[BABY FUCK|blender]] in that 90% of the game is just recycled shit from ''[[The Legend of Zelda]]'', ''[[Metroid]]'', ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]'' and ''[[God of War]]'' that's been hastily thrown together and branded as a "game" despite [[Beta|not being finished]], not being [[fun]] and not making any fucking sense whatsoever. | The original Kid Icarus was released in 1987 for the [[NES]] and is known for being so [[Battletoads|utterly hard as fuck]] that it causes most players to [[ragequit]] within the first three levels of the game. The game resembles an [[abortion]] in a [[BABY FUCK|blender]] in that 90% of the game is just recycled shit from ''[[The Legend of Zelda]]'', ''[[Metroid]]'', ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]'' and ''[[God of War]]'' that's been hastily thrown together and branded as a "game" despite [[Beta|not being finished]], not being [[fun]] and not making any fucking sense whatsoever. | ||
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Kid Icarus (known in Glorious Nippon as 光神話 パルテナの鏡) is a series of vidya gaemz by Nintendo that is notable for being the Big N's most neglected franchise – a fact that many are unaware of since the series has about 2 fans and Metroidfags are whiny little bitches who will throw a fit if even six months go by without a new installment. The games all put the player in control of a shota angel named Pit who is generally tasked with rescuing the Goddess of Light, Palutena, from some evil villain who's turned her to stone – which is the same plot as literally every single fucking Nintendo game at the time except Metroid.
The original Kid Icarus was released in 1987 for the NES and is known for being so utterly hard as fuck that it causes most players to ragequit within the first three levels of the game. The game resembles an abortion in a blender in that 90% of the game is just recycled shit from The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Super Mario Bros. and God of War that's been hastily thrown together and branded as a "game" despite not being finished, not being fun and not making any fucking sense whatsoever.
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