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Day 12 of the 10th month of the 2,620th year of imperial rule (12th of October, 1960) was supposed to be like any normal day for the commies in Japan. In an attempt to brainwash more people, the Japan Socialist Party held a televised election debate which 2,500 spectators would attend ([[Rape|including a ninja, hidden in plain sight]]). At 3:00 p.m., the fatfuck Chairman of the Japan Socialist Party, Inejirō stood up to give a gay speech that only [[Weeb|subhumans]] would care about. We don’t know Japanese, so [[Some argue|we can’t be certain what Inejirō’s speech was about]] but whatever it was, | Day 12 of the 10th month of the 2,620th year of imperial rule (12th of October, 1960) was supposed to be like any normal day for the commies in Japan. In an attempt to brainwash more people, the Japan Socialist Party held a televised election debate which 2,500 spectators would attend ([[Rape|including a ninja, hidden in plain sight]]). At 3:00 p.m., the fatfuck Chairman of the Japan Socialist Party, Inejirō stood up to give a gay speech that only [[Weeb|subhumans]] would care about. We don’t know Japanese, so [[Some argue|we can’t be certain what Inejirō’s speech was about]] but whatever it was, it enraged our the crusader Otoya. In an act of sheer unbreakable courage and bravery and one of the greatest moments in broadcast television history, the warrior teleported behind Inejirō and whispered “For honour.” and sucker-stabbed the commie as his thick dork glasses hilariously [[Pwnt|flew off of his head]]. | ||
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Revision as of 07:24, 10 December 2023
Inejirō Asanuma☭ was a Japanese fat fuck politician who tried to make Japan a Communist dictatorship but thankfully got what he deserved and was assassinated when an heroic 17-year old samurai and Japanese hero named Otoya Yamaguchi teleported a sword into his ribcage. Inejirō internally bled and died.
Life before getting rekt
Asanuma was born on the island of Miyake-jima, a remote volcanic island that is administratively part of Tokyo, on 27 December 1898. His mother died during his birth, leaving him to be raised by his father, who later died of cancer, leaving Asanuma an orphan.
He became a politician and was the chairman of the Japan Socialist Party, he was friends with another fat fuck Mao Zedong who was the chairman of China.
LOL REKT
Day 12 of the 10th month of the 2,620th year of imperial rule (12th of October, 1960) was supposed to be like any normal day for the commies in Japan. In an attempt to brainwash more people, the Japan Socialist Party held a televised election debate which 2,500 spectators would attend (including a ninja, hidden in plain sight). At 3:00 p.m., the fatfuck Chairman of the Japan Socialist Party, Inejirō stood up to give a gay speech that only subhumans would care about. We don’t know Japanese, so we can’t be certain what Inejirō’s speech was about but whatever it was, it enraged our the crusader Otoya. In an act of sheer unbreakable courage and bravery and one of the greatest moments in broadcast television history, the warrior teleported behind Inejirō and whispered “For honour.” and sucker-stabbed the commie as his thick dork glasses hilariously flew off of his head.
See also
- Otoya Yamaguchi - His much more interesting assassin.
- Shinzo Abe - Another jap politician who got assassinated.
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