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| <div class="notice" id="Fucknuggets" style="margin: 1em 5%; padding: .25em; background: #ededed; border: 1px solid #444; border-top: 1px solid #aaa;border-left: 1px solid #aaa;text-align: center; font-size: .84em;">Ae-tan ''and'' this article are '''perfect'''. Don't fuck with them!</div>
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| '''Ae-tan''' (also known as ''Æ-tan'' and ''æ-tan'') is the [[moe]] personification and mascot of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Classy and elegant, she is the rival and serial [[molestation|molester]] of [[Wikipe-tan]], the meager maid who serves this role for [[Wikipedia]]. [[Some argue|Some used to argue]] that she was [[Girlvinyl]] herself, however this [[bullshit|steaming load]] could be smelled all the way to the Moon as '''Ae-tan''' is ''not'' a walking whale.
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| '''Ae-tan''' was envisioned by [[Sheneequa]] to be the counterpart to Wikipe-tan, because if Wikipedians can be [[anime]] [[faggots]], so can we. However, ''Mungbean'' (aka ''Fapman'') was the one who actually created the fucking thing in [http://web.archive.org/web/20110128224258/http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/showthread.php?t=2538 a thread] on the old [[EDF1|ED Forum]] where people were asked to make suggestions for a new ED mascot, but instead either tried to be [[edgy]]/[[I'm so random|LOLRANDOMXDDDD]] or [[attention whore|nominate themselves]]. But eventually, via some miraculous power of [[Satan|divine providence]], a modern wonder was created (or stolen from [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:091127_AE_tan_by_Alexis_Hoheimer.jpg "Anime Empire"]... either one) and (after some shitty suggestions like [[lame|''"Helpedtan"''/''"EDTan"'' and attempts to outfit her with an owl named '''"Ed"''']]) dubbed <big>'''''"Æ-tan"'''''</big>.
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| Unsurprisingly, the first page of her creation thread already contains speculation regarding [[yes|whether or not she has a dick]].
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| ==Pix==
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| <center>{{frame|{{Collapsegallery|Our mascot in all her monocled glory|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Ae-tan-3.jpg|[[Whore|She's a goddess...]]
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| File:110621 reupload_by_chorvaqueen.jpg|Target spotted...
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| File:110223 ae_tan_of_evil_by_lord_phillock.jpg|Commence rape
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| File:111126_at_ae_tan_by_miyako_miku.png
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| File:110111 ae_tan_vector_by_shh112357.jpg
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| File:ED10thbday1.png
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| File:Anotheraetanchorva.png
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| File:110421 more_ae_tan_by_thayopi.png
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| File:ED10thbday28.png
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| File:ED10thbday24.png
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:110722 she_lives_by_chorvaqueen.jpg
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| File:Anotheraetan.png
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| File:Ae_tan_Vector.png
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| File:Aetan vector.png
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| File:Moreaetan5.jpg
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| File:100414 Trollful_Ae_tan_by_bernoully.jpg
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| File:101018 __herp_derp__by_littlelacedress.png
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| File:ED10thbday14.jpg
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| File:100606 ae_by_Nekokamii.png
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| File:Ae tan by that randomchick-d4nbz5u.jpg
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| File:Moreaetan1.jpg
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| File:100420 Ae_tan_by_cottonwings.jpg
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| File:101221_ae_tan_by_xshinigamixgrell.png
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| File:110904 ae-tan by =Shinjukou.png
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| File:Kevin bolk book.jpg|Ae-tan on the cover of Kevin Bolk's shitty webcomic book
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| File:101024 guess_who_by_chorvaqueen.jpg
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| File:111110 ae_tan_by_worldpowers.png
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| File:Anotheraetan0.png
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| File:111121_for_the_lulz_and_money_by_neko_z96.png
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| File:100228 ae_tan_by_Nekokamii.png
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| File:101012_ae_tan_by_littlelacedress.jpg
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| File:wikiasocash by roflmao9000.png|Ae
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| File:Ae-tanInfection.jpg|tan
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| File:110203_ae_tan_by_o0staccato0o.jpg|and
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| File:101004 superiority_complex_by_konzatsu.png|all
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| File:101225 if_i_m_the_by_littlelacedress.png|her
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| File:111120_it_s_tea_time_by_axel_doi.jpg
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| Image:Kiwicomicheader.png|bitches|([[Kiwi Farms]] added to the list)
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| File:ED10thbday4.jpg
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| File:Anotheraetan.jpg
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| File:EDTakedown.jpg
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| File:3rdplace cracked.png|<small>Came third in [[cracked|Cracked's]] [http://www.cracked.com/article_17341_5-terrifying-bastardizations-wikipedia-model.html "5 Terrifying Bastardizations of the Wikipedia Model".] [[Some argue]] the [[Metapedia.org|nazi wiki]] did deserve to win.</small>
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| File:Helpedtan.jpg|Altruistically Excited
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| File:Sweet16-aetan.jpg|A cameo appearance on the ED5 pollfest wallpaper
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| File:Ae-tan_Rainmeter.jpg|Ae-tan in all her desktop glory
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| File:111103 book_of_drama_by_chorvaqueen.jpg
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| File:111104_the_queen_of_the_lulz_ae_tan_by_axel_doi.jpg
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| File:111123_u_mad_by_axel_doi.jpg
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| File:110119 ae_tan_by_thereal1isnthere.png
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| File:110323 ae_tan_by_dastrisx.png
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| File:110417 zombiae_tan_by_madamy.png
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| File:Justanotheraetan.png
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| File:My_Little_Ae-tan.png|[[My Little Pony|My Little Ae-tan]].
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| File:Moreaetan2.jpg|Get the Tshirt
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| File:Akinator ae tan.png|[[Akinator]] knows she is ''always'' on your mind '''<3'''
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| File:100330 ae_tan_by_youkaiassassin.png
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| File:ED10thbday15.jpg
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| File:Ae-tan2.jpg
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| File:ED10thbday27.png
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| File:110204 ae_tan_by_saillestraif.png
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| File:100714 Mini_Bruiser_by_kepingindarurat.png
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| File:100826 ae_tan_by_k_zumi.jpg
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| File:101013 Ae_Tan_by_InvisibleQuail.png
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| File:101106 deviantid_by_ae_tanplz.png
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| File:101118 encyclopedia_dramatica_by_bread_doh.png
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| File:Moreaetan3.jpg|Here's that stupid owl I was talking about
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| File:100408 Ed the Owl by ThayoPi.jpg|This stupid turd again
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| File:101124 ae_tan_by_deadshooter999.jpg|Here's [[that fucking cat|that fucking owl]] again (missing the tie)
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| File:110131 ae_tan_by_jessicablood.jpg
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| File:110203 ae_tan_by_screamingmute1765.jpg
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| File:110312_what_is_this_i_dont_even_by_teruyo_keine.jpg
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| File:110313 ae_tan_by_zacsta324.png
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| File:110322 ae_tan_again_by_deadshooter999.jpg
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| File:110324 ae_tan_by_messunya.jpg
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| File:110418 lolae_tan_color_by_hime_takamura.png
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| File:110422 ae_tan_by_pixelated_pirate.jpg| In response to [[Ohi]]-tan
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| File:110427 ae_tan_looking_sexy_by_catsrule10.png
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| File:110427 not_my_mother_by_hime_takamura.png
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| File:110429 rip_ed_by_hayhedgehoghay.jpg
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| File:110501 lolae_tan_by_daniamane.png
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| File:110523_unusual_similarities_take_2_by_flickerchan.jpg
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| File:110525 ae_tan_and_lolae_tan_by_hime_takamura.png
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| File:110529 lolae_tan_by_tazer_batteries.png
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| File:110529 zombae_tan_by_chorvaqueen.jpg
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| File:110601 zombae_tan_by_adora_bloodthirsty.png
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| File:110611_that_s_right_by_picopuri.jpg
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| File:110627 ae_tan_by_littlefunnut.png
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| File:110713 the_always_classy_ae_tan_by_reddeaththatpasses.jpg
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| File:110719 asking_for_it_by_deadshooter999.png
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| File:111006 i_did_it_for_the_lulz_by_gerhin.png
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| File:Titty monster Ae-tan.jpg|[[TITTY MONSTER]]
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| File:Aetan.jpg
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| File:Vaelentine.PNG
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| File:Ae-tan by Kuha.jpg
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| File:Moreaetan1.png
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| File:Sexy Ae-tan.png
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| File:ED10thbday8.jpg
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| File:110619 ae_tan_inflated_by_nazz6000.png|[[tom preston|Why?]]
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| File:110212_wiki_google_and_ae_tan_by_darblat.png
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| File:Ni hao ae-tan.png|ED Junior, Ae-tan and her animal friends
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| File:110103 MOAR WiP AE-Tan. by =Poison-chan.png
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| File:110112 AE-Tan updates by =Poison-chan.png
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| File:ED10thbday19.jpg|[[Anita]] loves her
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| File:ED10thbday21.png
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| File:Gaia-ae-tan.png
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| File:GaiaTanAgain.png
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| File:Aecon.png
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| File:110410 ae_tan_ansi_by_thayopi.png
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| File:MichaeldsuarezTraineeBadge.png
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| File:110317 goggles_ae_tan_by_vividgrim.png
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| File:110330 ae-tan by ~roflmao9000.png
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| File:110330 little ae-tan by =k-zumi.png
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| File:ED10thbday16.png
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| File:111213 ae_tan_by_oni_defense.png
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| File:110206 take_it_easy_trolls_by_bread_doh.jpg
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| File:110214 ae_tan_sketch_by_deadshooter999.jpg
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| File:100915 ae_tan_by_cc_pkr.jpg
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| File:100909 ae_tan_by_butlerkun.jpg
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| File:110627 ae_tan_by_pedrotime.jpg
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| File:100319 LOL_INTERNET_by_Marukomuru.png
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| File:Fits-of-art dot tumblr dot com Ae-tan sketch.jpg
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| File:ED10thbday22.jpg
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| File:111008 ae_tan_by_projectramirez.jpg
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| File:110417 rip_wipfi_by_hime_takamura.png
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| File:110213 ae_tan_by_happyhappyx3.jpg
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| File:ED10thbday7.jpg
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| File:110122 into_some_fandom_by_chorvaqueen.jpg|Shitty [[furry]] version
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| File:110419 lolae_tan_by_vividgrim.png
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| File:100806 Ae_Tan_by_Chey_CheyHannibal.jpg
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| File:101116 me_by_solving_the_internet.jpg
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| File:100113_AE_tan_by_RaineDrops18.png
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| File:110418_lolae_tan_by_hime_takamura.png
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| </gallery>|border=black|color=black}}|border=black|background=purple}}</center>
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| File:Nov 28 2009 EDTan Rule34 Complete.jpg
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| File:Ae-tan rule 34.png
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:ED10thbday3.jpg
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| File:Ae and wiki.png|Showing Wikipe-tan who's boss.
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| </gallery>|border=purple|color=black}}|border=black|background=black}}</center>
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| ==OhInternet/"OhI-tan"==
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| When [[OhInternet]] was created, or rather, "shat out" by [[Girlvinyl]] (for the [[fail|short time]] it lasted), she was unwilling to let the glorious beauty of our heavenly mascot slip through her fat fingers. To remedy this (while simultaneously trying to distance herself from ED to get more [[jew gold]]) the faggots of Ohi posted a couple pictures insinuating that ED's userbase was what was dragging the old Ae-tan down, and their [[old|new]] mascot, "'''Ohi-tan'''", is simply '''Ae-tan''' with a haircut.
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| However, [[What what in the butt|in the end]], we all know how things turned out. Ohi was shut down because no one needed another [[KYM]] (no one even needs the first one), [[Sherrod DeGrippo|DeHippo]] still fantasizes about looking like the perfect mascot she [[delusional|deluded herself into thinking was based on her]], and the "excess weight" that Ohi-tan "discarded" is still here in the from on the ''real'' ED. Proving once again that you don't quit Encyclopedia Dramatica, Encyclopedia Dramatica quits [[you]].
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| ==See Also== | | ==See Also== |
| [[image:Ae-tea.png|170px|right]] | | [[image:Ae-tea.png|170px|right]] |
| * {{twitter|Ae_tan_ED|Æ-tan has a twitter}} | | * {{twitter|Ae_tan_ED|Æ-tan had a twitter - SUSPENDED LEL}} |
| * {{fb|ae.tan.94|And an (inactive) FB account}} | | * {{fb|ae.tan.94|And an (inactive) FB account}} |
| * {{deviantart|ae-tanplz|And an (inactive) DA account}} | | * {{deviantart|ae-tanplz|And an (inactive) DA account}} |
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| {{Timeline|Featured article May 3 & 4, [[2015]]|[[Emma Sulkowicz]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Patreon]]}} | | {{Timeline|Featured article May 3st & 4nd, [[2015]]|[[Emma Sulkowicz]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Patreon]]}} |
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| [[Category:2009]] | | [[Category:2009]] |
| <div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;right:0;z-index:150">[[File:Aetancropped.png|190px|link=Kill Yourself]] </div> | | <div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;right:0;z-index:150">[[File:Aetancropped.png|190px|link=Kill Yourself]] </div> |
| <div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;left:0;z-index:150">[[File:Donatebutton.png|center|170px|link=https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Donate]] </div> | | <div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;left:0;z-index:150">[[File:Donatebutton.png|center|170px|link=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Donate]] </div> |
Æ-tan had a twitter - SUSPENDED LEL
And an (inactive) FB account
And an (inactive) DA account
