Internet Humanitarianism

An Internet Humanitarian dropping off much needed supplies to YouTube during the YouTube Civil War.

Who to "help" and how much to help them

Internet Humanitarianism is a severe form of internet disease which existed throughout the world for centuries, but started to accelerate during the coming of the web 2.0. Internet Humanitarians are frequently referred to as Internet Paladins.

Symptoms of Humanitarianism

• Claiming to act purely to help others, despite being purely for their own benefit.
• Selfless, until they realize no one around is regretful
• Value vigilantism, until they're the ones being vigilante
• Value freedom of speech, until their privacy is broken
• Value open source, until their system breaks
• Value socialism, until they are broke from paying for black persons' health care.
• Value morality, until the world finds out about their own mistakes.
• Value the opinion of others, unless it's critique, then you are hater.
• Believe in the power of the people, until they realize they can't dictate what happens, X is not your personal army.
• Starting an internets genocide against all trolls.
• Falling in love while using a random loli's pictures.

Known internet humanitarians

• Mark Zuckerberg - Valuing the "free flow of information" (i.e. your dox and noodz) on the internet.
• Mission: MySpace/RobDoesTheInternet - Killing over 7000 MySpace profiles, but not for the lulz and getting on TV for it. Also doing the same stupid shit on YouTube and Failbook now.
• Jude's Army - This bitch started the most fucked-up shitstorm ever to hit MySpace. Having three e-boyfriends simultaneously while baiting pedophiles was only the tip of this rapidly melting iceberg that nearly resulted in one man's suicide.
• Argent009 - Stating that his concerns are only about protecting his internet friends.
• CircaRigel - YouTube vigilante, before the YTV were pwned.
• Irish282 - Another YouTube vigilante
• Violetkitty411 - Like argent009, protecting her subscribers, but never herself.
• Kathy Sierra - Fighting for blogging rights (moar liek BAWWWing rights, amirite??)
• Michael Crook - Craigslist vigilante.
• ItalianStallionette - Was allegedly making stuffed bears
• Pope Guilty - Fighting for the rights of expired food to be eaten, etc.
• Jamie Baillie - Trying to remove anything that offends him.
• GayDiamond - Threatening to report Anonymous for raping herit with the lulz, or as sheit calls them, L.U.L.Z.
• Jimmy Wales - Wikipedia flounder and porn impresario.

Known IRL humanitarians

The only fags that care about other people are just desperately craving attention, negating whatever humanitarian impact they were trying to have in the first place. Including Especially Oprah and Bono.

See Also

• White knighting

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Species: Internet Humanitarianism • Moralfag • Social Justice Warrior • Slacktivist • Newfag • Real Life Super Hero • Troll's Remorse • White Knighting White Knights of the Round Table: Adrian Chen • Angry Homo Kid • Argent009 • Barrett Brown • CircaRigel • Dangerman • Internet police • Internet Vigilante Group • Irish282 • Jamie Baillie • JIDF • Jude's Army • Kathy Sierra • KYAnonymous • Marc Threadingham • Michael Crook • Mission: MySpace • Patrick S. Tomlinson • Reputation Defender • Rfjason • Rootbrian • Sabu • Tablecow • The Unknown Autobot • VolunteersForUkraine • Vordrak • Violetkitty411 Bad Guys and Other Targets: 8chan • Face-painter • Furrys • Hackers • Kiwi Farms • MySpace Trolls • Pedophiles • Perverts • Porn • RedTube • Skiddie • Trolls • White people • You