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æ The Moar You Know Did you know
that... This page proves you can write an article on any shitty subject?
There's an entire ED article about a chair that looks like it's smiling...
Chairs are pretty awesome.
Type of chair most often used by Crazyconan.
FUCK YEAH!
I'm intrigued, count me in.
Sit on me dude, oooh yeah.
This stupid article is getting out of hand.
Captain awesome says hello.
LOLWUT?
Fags like it up the chair.
A cat is fine too.
Behold Technology in all its glory.
File:Ded electric chair.JPG
OH SHI-
File:Holy-chair.jpg
Proof that Christians are modern people.
File:Mein Kamphy Chair.jpg
SEIG HEIL.

One of the most interesting and exciting objects in the world, a chair is being crushed by your fat ass right now. This marvel of modern engineering is a shining example of how retarded the internet is. A normal person may wonder who the fuck would write a blog about a chair, but as we all know on these fine tubes, normal people don't exist. Unsurprisingly there's a website called chairblog.eu and over 56 million pages come up when you Google chair blog. Oh, and look, here's a blog about buying a chair off Craigslist.

While scientists have worked for centuries optimizing the chair's functionality in supporting your fat ass as you eat nachos and play WoW, they have many other uses. Chairs are one of the world's most easily accessible weapons. Commonly used in jails by The Man to execute innocent people, they are also used to break windows and even as makeshift splintery dildos.

Types Of Chairs

Chairs used for Violence

This is pretty much self-explanatory.

Comfy Chairs

Office Olympics

Probably the greatest-ever use of a chair, the Office Olympics have been getting people fired for at least 100 years. There are a shit load of viral videos full of these events.

Jousting

Rowing

Lacrosse

The Sex Chair

Look what else there is! Sex furniture. God knows what the fuck a sex chair is but it's sure to be covered in semen and misery.

   
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I frequently evaluate sex chairs, other sex furniture and adult toys which promise better stimulation of the g-spot, deeper penetration and better sex. Great sex is all about angles, and nothing rivals the LuvSeat for helping couples achieve the most and best angles for lovemaking
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—luvseat.com(lol broken)

Fetishes

Do you have a sexy, sexy chair fetish? Why yes! There are others like you! You can find sites like this if you're a nerd and this if you're a sick fuck. The internet, it truly has something for everyone.

   
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Can't find a place to tie your partner up? No worries, we've designed the perfect inflatable chair that not only has restraints but it breaks down for easy storage in your drawer, closet or under the bed. Inflate it and have your lover at your mercy with restraints for the wrists, arms and ankles.
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—risqueboutique.com(lol broken)

Sexual Position

   
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An uncommon sexual position, where the willing or usually unwilling participant is strapped into a lawn chair (the conventional method is duct tape but varied uses have included rope, electrical cords and Christmas lights.) The person is then flipped upside down and a hole is cut out of the seat, exposing the person's anus and/or genitalia, creating a make-shift glory hole for instant gratification. Common practice is to "chair" outside but the more bashful often commence the activity in the garage or pool house.
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—Urban Dictionary

Chair Sniffing

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Troy Buswell Thinking About Chairs.

Australia's favorite pastime, chair sniffing was made popular by Liberal Party of Australia Western Australian Opposition Leader Troy Buswell. This of course caused lulz and fapping all around the cunt-tree.

A very delicate and intensely personal process, chair sniffing is best done directly after that hot young thing in your office vacates said chair, but not before she leaves. You then make orgasmic noises and touch yourself while she looks on in horror. Always remember to disable any security cameras. Use the tears as lube.

   
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"Buswell opened the door really wide, grabbed a chair and started sniffing it, lifted it above his head sniffing it and breathing in, going 'aaww yeah'," the woman said.
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—Female Staff Member, news.com.au

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